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- Name:
- britney
- Age:
- 32
- Gender:
- Female
- Location:
- your bed room...
Contact
- PM:
- Send a private message
- Friends:
- Add to friends
- MSN:
- what? aint got one
- AIM:
- thhh
- YIM:
- britney_luvs
- MySpace:
- myspace.com/skull_luv
About
i lurrrve me sum hugs/ *hugs so tightly you cry*
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this is to the ones who dnt know what they want....
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cheer up. all u need is you. i think...
wait how can i give advice when i am jus as srewed?
o well. i am soooooooooooooooooo♥♥♥♥ bored. add me peas an corn bread.
i am not a vegitarian but i hardly eat meat any more. i don't eat pork,chicken,veal,,squiril,alligater,frog,criket,or any ohter meat thets not beef.
i don't eat ground beef. i hardly eat hamburgers but i do eat steak an shrip an craw fish an crab. i can't eat cute things.
i really love hugs.[have i alrady said that?] o well. i lurve them
i love friends
Stereotyping
I am the girl who dresses in all black and never got to finish middle school because I was called emo everyday.
I am the friend afraid to tell you that I'm bisexual, because you'de leave me for it.
I am the girl who loves to read and is pushed into the corner and beat up because of what I love to do.
I am no one. Just the kid that was pushed to far at school for being emo and cut a little too deep.
I'm the teenager who was kicked out of her house because I was caught hugging my girlfriend.
I am the woman who commited suicide just before I graduated highschool. Since I'm a CheerLeader, no one suspected it was coming.
I am the best friend who just found out she has AIDS, and is afraid to tell her parents because she'll be considered gay. My parents would never accept me if I was.
I am the athlete evryone expects to be perfect, when in reality I'm sneaking heroin between games.
I am the girl who is called a slut everyday because I can't afford to buy new clothes every year. My skirt doesn't cover what I want it to.
I am the sibling forced to clean their sister's blood off of the carpet. Why didn't I see it coming?
I am the boy who wakes up crying because the bruises my parents gave me hurt so much, but aren't even noticed because I'm always wearing the baggy clothes the kids in gangs wear.
I am the girl who got raped at twelve and am considered a whore because of it.
I am the gullible parent who let my child hurt themselves. No one can know this. We have to keep this secret. We have to be
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If you believe stereotyping is wrong, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!!
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Home to the original Vampire Gansta!!
Me of Course.
why girls shouldnt cheat on boys
read this it is really sad and sweet but dont cheat
There was once a guy named Jack who
had a
girlfriend
named
Ashley.
Ashley was the most popular girl in school.
The three most
popular
guys were
Tom, Jack, and Marcus. Ashley
thought of
Jack as
OKAY,
but
she REALLy
liked Marcus. Marcus liked Ashley also.
Well of
course
he
did, everyone
did!
Marcus and Jack were worst enemies.
Marcus tried to
steal
Ashley away
everytime he had a chance to. One day,
Marcus asked
Ashley
if
she wanted
to
go to the movies. Jack heard
everything....what
movie
theatre
and what
time.
Jack approached the movies that night
and
followed Ashley
and
Marcus.
Jack sat right behind them. he
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss....not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Marcus
told ashley "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" She
replied "hell yeah."
Jack had peeked through Marcus'
window.
Ashely and
him
were
messing
around and then they had sex.
Jack watched the whole
thing.
The next day at school Jack wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Jack
wasn't there. A week later his mother
found him in
his
closet
dead... he
commited suicide because he had loved
Ashley so
much.
Next
to
Jack's dead
body was a note.
A note that read: My dearest Ashley, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Marcus' house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
ashley. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.
Always with you, Jack
Please foward this or Jack will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because he wants everyone to
know
about
Marcus.
Thank you.
Please Scroll Down.
['In loving Memory of']
**Jack Halagey**
What Jack did to one person who did
not send
this.......
One girl was looking through her e-mail
and she
['deleted']
this
message
thinking it was another silly forward...the
next day
she
['was']
['found dead in']
['her bed']
['Of course u don't have to send this but I
think
Jack
Halagey' will come soon to get you like
tonight
when you are
still awake just sitting in bed']
Repost this as "why girls shouldn't cheat
on boys"
or u will
lose
the one u love
''Brown Eyes''
Either sexy as heck or are adorable. Loves to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest because if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They fall easily for their best friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Enjoys being with their guy/girl. LOVES to party. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love. is NOT THE PERSON YOU WANT TO PISS OFF!!!!! Great Kisser. Repost this if you have brown eyes and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days
Rap sucks ass so put this in your profile:
R: Retards
A: Attempting
P: Poetry
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i look down because i am afiad of what lies ahead of me.
i love you so much that it hurts.
heyy!!!!
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
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(='.'=) This is GERARD WAY in Bunny form. Put him on your
(*)_(*) Home-page and help MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE on their
way to world domination
92% of teens move on to rap music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day, put this in your profile
put this on ur page if ur a member of The Black Parade
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Now all MCR fans...We have too many haters and you know this. We have to come together even if it's just on here. By adding every true fan you run across on every McR fansites you're helping. Re-post this in ur info if you agree (Posh started this chain.)
Okay, favorite Quotes:
Just take my fucking hand and never be afraid again
The hardest part of this is leaving you
I am not afraid to keep on living
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today
Now I know I can make you stay, but where's your heart?
Sing as if no one is listening, Dance as if no one can see, Love as if you'll never be hurt
LIVE EVERY DAY AS IF IT WERE YOUR LAST
and now funny ones:
Barnaby! I know you stole my dildo
German sounds like an explosion in a phlegm factory
Gerard Way - "30's like the new twenty"
Frank Iero - "yeah, for trees"
no, that's the proper emo, the fat one's just weird
"Check the sugar content"
"I'll be fine"
"Check the sugar content"
"honestly, I'll be fine!!"
"I don’t have any skittles"
"fine, I'll check the sugar content"
why d'you think we're in the bathroom?"
Anu, a gnome just walked passed the window..."
be careful of those traffic cones. They're sneaky these days (thanks for this)
Super dooper pooper trooper
Peh, eeh, em, ehl, eeh, seh, oh…Peemleeco?
Can you distil margarine?
*picks up sharpener* how do you work this thing???
(in a silence in Math) He doesn't have the confidence to touch you
Ooh, the digger moves like a crab!
'So, what's a nuclear bomb?'
'Lots of guinea pig fart...'
ASYLUM SEEKERS EAT OUR DONKEYS!!
Why are there blood splats on your NOR gates...?
FAGS EAT POOP
Everyone knows penguins think about nuclear physics
"I'm relativley dry..."
"yeah, relative to a puddle"
Stop throwing foliage at me!!!
*picture of a swede* This is a swede. It is a symbol of absurdity, and excessiveness
You miserable specimen. Sit down.
"but on the internet, no one can see if you are a guy or not"
"unless you have a webcam"
"oh, shit"
dressed like that you look like a curious breed of tram.
he's kind of a square
Everyone knows Hell is on BST
"I'm really allergic to peanuts. Don't come near me with that sandwich"
"shit, *moves sandwich* what happens?"
"my tounge gets all itchy"
"hey!! you're that kid who can fit like 8 marshmallows in their mouth!!"
"14 actaully"
public health! public health! what the fuck is public health?!
Niños de pescado (children of fish)
which one of those trees needs viagra
a full-color, plasma-screen, spider
he is lightweight and portable
And your bass looks like sexy with strings.
t.A.T.u - a troupe of twenty Russian lesbians
Please don't assault me with that can of cheese!
Have you ever had your thighs kissed by a man whose standing up?
What the hell is a pollution control valve?
Put that tramp down
These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country: 1) My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2) Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
3) Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.
4) Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
5) Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6) John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7) Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
9) Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10) Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11) Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ()’s were crossed out.]
12) Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
13) Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14) Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.
15) I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wears.
16) Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
17) Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
1 My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
19) Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
20) Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
21) Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
22) Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.
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this is to the ones who dnt know what they want....
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cheer up. all u need is you. i think...
wait how can i give advice when i am jus as srewed?
o well. i am soooooooooooooooooo♥♥♥♥ bored. add me peas an corn bread.
i am not a vegitarian but i hardly eat meat any more. i don't eat pork,chicken,veal,,squiril,alligater,frog,criket,or any ohter meat thets not beef.
i don't eat ground beef. i hardly eat hamburgers but i do eat steak an shrip an craw fish an crab. i can't eat cute things.
i really love hugs.[have i alrady said that?] o well. i lurve them
i love friends
Stereotyping
I am the girl who dresses in all black and never got to finish middle school because I was called emo everyday.
I am the friend afraid to tell you that I'm bisexual, because you'de leave me for it.
I am the girl who loves to read and is pushed into the corner and beat up because of what I love to do.
I am no one. Just the kid that was pushed to far at school for being emo and cut a little too deep.
I'm the teenager who was kicked out of her house because I was caught hugging my girlfriend.
I am the woman who commited suicide just before I graduated highschool. Since I'm a CheerLeader, no one suspected it was coming.
I am the best friend who just found out she has AIDS, and is afraid to tell her parents because she'll be considered gay. My parents would never accept me if I was.
I am the athlete evryone expects to be perfect, when in reality I'm sneaking heroin between games.
I am the girl who is called a slut everyday because I can't afford to buy new clothes every year. My skirt doesn't cover what I want it to.
I am the sibling forced to clean their sister's blood off of the carpet. Why didn't I see it coming?
I am the boy who wakes up crying because the bruises my parents gave me hurt so much, but aren't even noticed because I'm always wearing the baggy clothes the kids in gangs wear.
I am the girl who got raped at twelve and am considered a whore because of it.
I am the gullible parent who let my child hurt themselves. No one can know this. We have to keep this secret. We have to be
-----------------------PICTURE
----------------------PERFECT...
If you believe stereotyping is wrong, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!!
+++++++++++++++++
_./'\._¸¸.•¤**¤•.¸.•¤**¤•….*
* •. .•**My Chemical Romance*..*
/.•*•.\ ¸..•¤**¤•., .•¤**¤•. *
Transylvania, Romania.
Home to the original Vampire Gansta!!
Me of Course.
why girls shouldnt cheat on boys
read this it is really sad and sweet but dont cheat
There was once a guy named Jack who
had a
girlfriend
named
Ashley.
Ashley was the most popular girl in school.
The three most
popular
guys were
Tom, Jack, and Marcus. Ashley
thought of
Jack as
OKAY,
but
she REALLy
liked Marcus. Marcus liked Ashley also.
Well of
course
he
did, everyone
did!
Marcus and Jack were worst enemies.
Marcus tried to
steal
Ashley away
everytime he had a chance to. One day,
Marcus asked
Ashley
if
she wanted
to
go to the movies. Jack heard
everything....what
movie
theatre
and what
time.
Jack approached the movies that night
and
followed Ashley
and
Marcus.
Jack sat right behind them. he
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss....not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Marcus
told ashley "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" She
replied "hell yeah."
Jack had peeked through Marcus'
window.
Ashely and
him
were
messing
around and then they had sex.
Jack watched the whole
thing.
The next day at school Jack wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Jack
wasn't there. A week later his mother
found him in
his
closet
dead... he
commited suicide because he had loved
Ashley so
much.
Next
to
Jack's dead
body was a note.
A note that read: My dearest Ashley, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Marcus' house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
ashley. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.
Always with you, Jack
Please foward this or Jack will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because he wants everyone to
know
about
Marcus.
Thank you.
Please Scroll Down.
['In loving Memory of']
**Jack Halagey**
What Jack did to one person who did
not send
this.......
One girl was looking through her e-mail
and she
['deleted']
this
message
thinking it was another silly forward...the
next day
she
['was']
['found dead in']
['her bed']
['Of course u don't have to send this but I
think
Jack
Halagey' will come soon to get you like
tonight
when you are
still awake just sitting in bed']
Repost this as "why girls shouldn't cheat
on boys"
or u will
lose
the one u love
''Brown Eyes''
Either sexy as heck or are adorable. Loves to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest because if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They fall easily for their best friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Enjoys being with their guy/girl. LOVES to party. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love. is NOT THE PERSON YOU WANT TO PISS OFF!!!!! Great Kisser. Repost this if you have brown eyes and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days
Rap sucks ass so put this in your profile:
R: Retards
A: Attempting
P: Poetry
╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your
║╩╣║║║║║ page if you
╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ support emo
i look down because i am afiad of what lies ahead of me.
i love you so much that it hurts.
heyy!!!!
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
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(='.'=) This is GERARD WAY in Bunny form. Put him on your
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92% of teens move on to rap music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day, put this in your profile
put this on ur page if ur a member of The Black Parade
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Now all MCR fans...We have too many haters and you know this. We have to come together even if it's just on here. By adding every true fan you run across on every McR fansites you're helping. Re-post this in ur info if you agree (Posh started this chain.)
Okay, favorite Quotes:
Just take my fucking hand and never be afraid again
The hardest part of this is leaving you
I am not afraid to keep on living
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today
Now I know I can make you stay, but where's your heart?
Sing as if no one is listening, Dance as if no one can see, Love as if you'll never be hurt
LIVE EVERY DAY AS IF IT WERE YOUR LAST
and now funny ones:
Barnaby! I know you stole my dildo
German sounds like an explosion in a phlegm factory
Gerard Way - "30's like the new twenty"
Frank Iero - "yeah, for trees"
no, that's the proper emo, the fat one's just weird
"Check the sugar content"
"I'll be fine"
"Check the sugar content"
"honestly, I'll be fine!!"
"I don’t have any skittles"
"fine, I'll check the sugar content"
why d'you think we're in the bathroom?"
Anu, a gnome just walked passed the window..."
be careful of those traffic cones. They're sneaky these days (thanks for this)
Super dooper pooper trooper
Peh, eeh, em, ehl, eeh, seh, oh…Peemleeco?
Can you distil margarine?
*picks up sharpener* how do you work this thing???
(in a silence in Math) He doesn't have the confidence to touch you
Ooh, the digger moves like a crab!
'So, what's a nuclear bomb?'
'Lots of guinea pig fart...'
ASYLUM SEEKERS EAT OUR DONKEYS!!
Why are there blood splats on your NOR gates...?
FAGS EAT POOP
Everyone knows penguins think about nuclear physics
"I'm relativley dry..."
"yeah, relative to a puddle"
Stop throwing foliage at me!!!
*picture of a swede* This is a swede. It is a symbol of absurdity, and excessiveness
You miserable specimen. Sit down.
"but on the internet, no one can see if you are a guy or not"
"unless you have a webcam"
"oh, shit"
dressed like that you look like a curious breed of tram.
he's kind of a square
Everyone knows Hell is on BST
"I'm really allergic to peanuts. Don't come near me with that sandwich"
"shit, *moves sandwich* what happens?"
"my tounge gets all itchy"
"hey!! you're that kid who can fit like 8 marshmallows in their mouth!!"
"14 actaully"
public health! public health! what the fuck is public health?!
Niños de pescado (children of fish)
which one of those trees needs viagra
a full-color, plasma-screen, spider
he is lightweight and portable
And your bass looks like sexy with strings.
t.A.T.u - a troupe of twenty Russian lesbians
Please don't assault me with that can of cheese!
Have you ever had your thighs kissed by a man whose standing up?
What the hell is a pollution control valve?
Put that tramp down
These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country: 1) My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2) Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
3) Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.
4) Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
5) Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6) John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7) Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
9) Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10) Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11) Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ()’s were crossed out.]
12) Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
13) Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14) Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.
15) I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wears.
16) Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
17) Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
1 My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
19) Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
20) Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
21) Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
22) Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.
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britney!!! get on yahoo!!
RawrImContagious, October 10th, 2008 at 12:19:55pm
haha wOw very random!!!! haha im good you???
Brandie'sChannel, October 3rd, 2008 at 05:07:40pm