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yep
Ghost in the Snow
Age: 54
Gender: -
Posts: 64734 | November 7th, 2007 at 10:15am
Norway is famous for its music. Black metal owns all minds in Norway. The bestestestest band of all bands is called DDE, which means Devil's Death Ensemble. They have songs called "Her blir det liv" (Resurrect the dead), "Vinsjan på kaia" (Hanged by Satan), "Vi skal sjå sola ned i havet" (Bringing down the sun), "Rai Rai" (Kill Kill) and "E6" (Road to hell). They are written in an old norwegian language called "Norrønt" (Norse) and are extremely scary. On stage the vocalist always walks around naked with only corpse paint on. DDE are the only European band visible from the moon. Go DDE! 
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SlumrendeUllteppe
Devil's Got Your Number
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 36571 | November 7th, 2007 at 11:05am Dear Gerard Way:
Not a day passes that you don't tell me how important I am or how much you love me, but those are just words. What I need are actions that convey how you can't live without me and would do anything to keep me. I need someone shit-house, loony-bin, arsonist crazy about me. Someone willing to do anything and everything to keep me.
Gerard Way, that's just not you. While it does feel like you love me, it's not a smothering, obsessive, borderline psychotic love. Its more of an unneurotic, trusting, agape love with luke-warm infatuation at best. There's no jealousy, no vindicitiveness, no sense of possession. For christ sake, you haven't even given me a cell phone so you can call me when you need something important: Like knowing where I am all the time. Trust is nice, but is paranoia too much to ask in a relationship?
Honestly, Gerard Way, in the 6 years that we have been together, how many times have you bashed a beer bottle over the head of some bitch who made eye contact with me or accidentally brushed against me as they passed? Or peppersprayed an overfriendly sales clerk? I'll tell you how many times, the same number of times you carved my name into your arms with a razor blade and got it tatooed in cursive on your neck: None. You never even talk of ending your life in a world without me.
Sure, you'll probably cry over our breakup, be heartbroken for a month, but that's not good enough. The girl for me would call, start crying and begging to get back together. When that didn't work she'd threaten me, immediately apologize, and offer me money, jewelry, deviant sex or anything else I wanted to get back with her. When, I still rebuffed this dream girl of mine she'd turn suicidal and explain in graphic detail how she was going to kill herself. I would half-heartedly talk her out of it, at which point she'd blame it all on me. Finally, she'd keep repeating how she didn't need me, loudly curse me for being so worthless, threaten me and then slam the phone down.
The next day she would call, and we'd do it all over again. Gerard Way, I'm not asking you to kill yourself if you lose me, but a half-hearted effort of washing a package of Dexatrim down with a bottle of Nyquil so you at least have to get your stomach pumped would be a nice gesture.
Sure, sure, you're caring, sweet, devoted, honest and loyal. Those are fine and all, but pathological is what I need. Someone who'd literally kill themself if they could no longer be with me; after they killed me that is. So, I must break up with you. The sad thing is, in a month's time, I probably won't catch you trying to follow me, you probably won't call me 122 times a day and hang up as soon as I answer, and you definetly won't even fake a pregnancy or press false rape charges.
Jesus, Gerard Way, you just dont get it do you? Sure, every guy unthinkingly says he wants a Juliet, but this Romeo needs his to do her part to bring Act 5 Scene 3 to its conclusion.
Adieu,
Frank Iero
P.S. Enjoy the anal herpes. |
yep
Ghost in the Snow
Age: 54
Gender: -
Posts: 64734 | November 7th, 2007 at 11:11am
Things to do in Norway
Go home. Bludgeon random norwegians with frozen pike. Go to Hell, the only warm place in Norway, situated just outside Trondheim. Tourists should take care not to leave their cars while in this area, as Hell is naturally inhabited by a variety of evil, bloodthirsty demons (Trøndere being the dominating, and also the most dangerous kind). |
Jack's broken heart
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 10398 | November 7th, 2007 at 11:14am lmfao xD
En god latter forlenger livet sa kjerringa og lo seg i hjel
Appropo ingen verdens ting...de norske greiene var artige xD DDE ftw? xD |
yep
Ghost in the Snow
Age: 54
Gender: -
Posts: 64734 | November 7th, 2007 at 11:17am There are a lot of natives in Norway. Some of them are dead. Most famous are the lapps (or skvettlapps). There are a lot of different lapps, or samer. The most famous native in Norway is Anders Pjaaka, not including the two black people residing in an Oslo museum. In addition, there are the Trolls.
The most important are Brysame, Spettsame, Rullesame, Sabeltannsame, Spurvesame, Bekkesame, Flatsame, Løvsame, Snesame, Dunksame, Kleggsame, Knoppsame, Lyngsame, Lakkesame, Nakkesame, Flyttsame, Keisersame, Kongesame, Perlesame, Konglesame, Feltsame, Myntsame, Bronsesame, Kjøttsame, Tullesame, Trommesame, Jernsame, Rustsame, Røyksame, Putesame, Melsame, Langsame, Mellomsame, Flaskesame, Kampsame, Veggsame, Flekksame, Gatesame, Vevsame, Speltsame, Trompetsame, Pungsame, Tårnsame, Fluktsame, Fuktsame, Fettsame, Duggsame, Toppsame, Nebbsame, Hornsame, Enkeltsame, Dobbeltsame, Kvartsame, Dykksame, Fittesame, Stokksame, Geirsame, Flettesame, Påskesame, Koppsame, Taksame, Smettsame, Slagsame, Golvsame, Jubelsame, Hullsame, Grovsame, Dykksame, Moskussame, Muggsame, Spermsame, Sjøsame, Morosame, Lapptop, Femtilapp, Hundrelapp, Huskelapp, Lappskaus and Skvettlapp.
Some of the natives are born outside marriage, and goes under the definition Jukselapp.
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Jack's broken heart
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 10398 | November 7th, 2007 at 11:18am xDDD |
SlumrendeUllteppe
Devil's Got Your Number
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 36571 | November 7th, 2007 at 11:27am SE OG LE
Dear World;
I wish everyone could know the pain I live with every day of my miserable life. Alas no, statistics tells me that only 1 in every 30,000 adult males has a penis less than 4 inches long and 2 inches around. Only they, my wee weinied brethren can even begin to understand the hurt I feel when I step up to a urinal and the stream of urine is only slightly smaller than the 3.28 inch long, 1.67 inch wide wanker that it springs from.
I have tried pumps, creams, exercises, pulling and god forbid; even praying. Nothing works, not even marginally on my miniscule member. So, everyday I try to lie to the world about possessing a petite pecker by peeling out in my Corvette, strutting around in expensive suits, talking about my mansion, dating strippers to show the world my virility and constantly crowing about my colossal crotch.
But my Armani suits are just expensive costumes to hide my teeny-tiny tallywacker. My gigantic house is where I sit alone with my dwarf johnson. And the truth is the only thing I can stretch when it comes to my freakishly feeble frankfurter. Day in and day out I used to ask myself, "Gerard Way what would jesus do with a small penis?"
After hours of reading the bible, searching my soul and peering at my puny prick, I know now that there is no savior, at least not for my snack sized sex stub.
Gerard Way
P.S. All those gay pornos aren't mine.
P.P.S. And I was superimposed. |
Jack's broken heart
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 10398 | November 7th, 2007 at 11:29am lmfao xD |
NOTHINGLEFT
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 2545 | November 7th, 2007 at 11:30am |
SlumrendeUllteppe
Devil's Got Your Number
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 36571 | November 7th, 2007 at 11:33am |
NOTHINGLEFT
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 2545 | November 7th, 2007 at 12:21pm " HEY, LET GO OF THAT KID. YOU MONSTER!!"
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yep
Ghost in the Snow
Age: 54
Gender: -
Posts: 64734 | November 7th, 2007 at 12:56pm TonjeBonje:SE OG LE
Dear World;
I wish everyone could know the pain I live with every day of my miserable life. Alas no, statistics tells me that only 1 in every 30,000 adult males has a penis less than 4 inches long and 2 inches around. Only they, my wee weinied brethren can even begin to understand the hurt I feel when I step up to a urinal and the stream of urine is only slightly smaller than the 3.28 inch long, 1.67 inch wide wanker that it springs from.
I have tried pumps, creams, exercises, pulling and god forbid; even praying. Nothing works, not even marginally on my miniscule member. So, everyday I try to lie to the world about possessing a petite pecker by peeling out in my Corvette, strutting around in expensive suits, talking about my mansion, dating strippers to show the world my virility and constantly crowing about my colossal crotch.
But my Armani suits are just expensive costumes to hide my teeny-tiny tallywacker. My gigantic house is where I sit alone with my dwarf johnson. And the truth is the only thing I can stretch when it comes to my freakishly feeble frankfurter. Day in and day out I used to ask myself, "Gerard Way what would jesus do with a small penis?"
After hours of reading the bible, searching my soul and peering at my puny prick, I know now that there is no savior, at least not for my snack sized sex stub.
Gerard Way
P.S. All those gay pornos aren't mine.
P.P.S. And I was superimposed.
*gasp for breath*
*tears of laugher*
DET ER DAGENS!
But, seriously, from what I've heard... It's more like 9 inches... 
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takezo kenzei.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 12609 | November 7th, 2007 at 01:30pm 9 inches? Hvor mye er det på norsk? xD
Hvor har du hørt det egentlig? |
SlumrendeUllteppe
Devil's Got Your Number
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 36571 | November 7th, 2007 at 03:32pm Frank fortalte henne det... |
takezo kenzei.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 12609 | November 7th, 2007 at 03:39pm Åjaaa Ofcourse
Men hva er 9 inches på norsk i cm? O__< |
SlumrendeUllteppe
Devil's Got Your Number
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 36571 | November 7th, 2007 at 03:44pm 22.9 centimeter |
yep
Ghost in the Snow
Age: 54
Gender: -
Posts: 64734 | November 7th, 2007 at 04:24pm ka.poff:9 inches? Hvor mye er det på norsk? xD
Hvor har du hørt det egentlig?
Hemmelighet... |
takezo kenzei.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 12609 | November 7th, 2007 at 04:27pm Phoenix:ka.poff:9 inches? Hvor mye er det på norsk? xD
Hvor har du hørt det egentlig?
Hemmelighet... SAY IT! 
I need to know before I get to see it.. (: |
SlumrendeUllteppe
Devil's Got Your Number
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 36571 | November 7th, 2007 at 04:29pm Hrmkifehhehfre
Jeg vet at den er 22.9 cm... Jeg målte det |
yep
Ghost in the Snow
Age: 54
Gender: -
Posts: 64734 | November 7th, 2007 at 04:41pm ka.poff:Phoenix:Hemmelighet... SAY IT!
I need to know before I get to see it.. (:
I will tell you one day... |
