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The English-to-12-Year-Old-Internet-Translator

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Gerard Way.
In the Cannibal Glow
Gerard Way.
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 53288
December 8th, 2008 at 11:33am
This translator will take what you write in it and turn it into the manner a 12-year-old AOLer would write it. Type in what you want translated and then click the button.

For example, i "translated" Gerard Way's bio on INO front page:
From this:
"Gerard Arthur Way, born April 9, 1977 and hailing from Newark, New Jersey, is the lead singer of the band My Chemical Romance, brother to band mate Mikey Way (bass). When he lived in New Jersey, he used to stalk Christina Ricci, Gerard Way after finding out she lived nearby. He went to his first concert (Bruce Springsteen) with his mother, and once worked as a cart boy/bagger in a Grocery store. Gerard is 1/2 Italian (mother's side), and also 1/2 Scottish (father's side). Gerard's maternal grandmother Elena taught him how to draw, sing and perform. In the fourth grade, he starred in his school’s production of Peter Pan. He started to play in bands when he was only eleven. As a child, Gerard came to the revelation that everyone he cares about will eventually die, and that he will die alone. This has led to his current obsession with the idea of death."


to this:
"GERARD ARTHUR WAY BORN APRIL 9 197 AND HALENG FROM NAWARK NU JERSEY SI DA LEAD SNGER OF DA BAND MAH CHEMICAL ROMANCA BROTHER 2 BAND MAET MIEKY WAY (BAS)!1!!1111! WHAN H3 LIEVD IN NU J3RSEY HA UESD 2 STOK CHRISTINA RICI G3RARD WAY AFTER FINDNG OUT SH3 LIEVD NEARBY!1!111! OMG WTF HE W3NT 2 HIS FIRST CONCART (BRUCE SPRNGSTEN) WIT HIS MOTH3R AND ONCE WORKAD AS A CART BOY/BAGAR IN A GROCERY S2RA!!1!1! WTF LOL G3RARD SI 1/2 ITALIAN (MOTHERS SIED) AND ALSO 1/2 SCOTISH (FATH3RS SIED)!1!111111 WTF GARARDS M8RNAL GRANDMOTHER EL3NA TAUGHT HIM HOW 2 DRAW SNG AND P3RFORM!11!1!!! LOL IN DA FOURTH GRAED HA STARAD IN HIS SKOOL’S PRODUCTION OF PATER PAN!1!!!1 OMG WTF H3 STARTED 2 PLAY IN BANDS WH3N H3 WAS ONLEY ALEVEN!1!!! OMG AS A CHILD GERARD CME 2 TEH R3VELATION TAHT AV3RYONE HE CAERS ABOUT WIL EVENTUALY DEI AND TAHT H3 WIL DEI ALONE!11!111 THES HAS LAD 2 HIS CURANT OBSESION WIT DA IEDA OF DEATH!1!1111 OMG LOL"

lmfao! xDD

Try it here: Teenie Translator
Bella Muerte!
Really Not Okay
Bella Muerte!
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 632
December 9th, 2008 at 04:25am
Ha ha ha funny
sherlock!
Crash Queen
sherlock!
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Posts: 30830
December 10th, 2008 at 06:04am
it actually does sound like a 12 year old lmfao lmfao.
malibu.
In the Cannibal Glow
malibu.
Age: 26
Gender: -
Posts: 54113
December 12th, 2008 at 04:43am
Lmfao, I tried it with this
"hello my name is adri. i love music, drums and my friends. i want some coffee."

and it translated to this
"HELO MAH NME SI ADRI!1!!!!! I LUV MUSIC DRUMS AND MAH FREINDS!1!1!!! LOL I WANT SOM3 COFE!1111 WTF LOL"

lmfao
playground eyes.
Awake and Unafraid
playground eyes.
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 14066
December 12th, 2008 at 06:29am
rolling on floor

xDD

This is what I wrote:
I'm Alex. I love My Chemical Romance. I'm not a teenie.
This is what I got back:
IMM AELX!11!1 OMG LOL I LUV MAH CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!1!!1! OMG WTF IMM NOT A TENEI!!!1!1
savannah's gone.
Bleeding on the Floor
savannah's gone.
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Posts: 1792
December 13th, 2008 at 11:49am
XD

This is what I put:
I'm Savannah. I love Fall Out Boy, my friends and life in general.

This is what I got back:
IMM SAVANAH!1!!1!1 WTF LOL I LUV FAL OUT BOY MAH FREINDS AND LIEF IN GEN3RAL!11!11!!! OMG LOL
valiumobsequy
Awake and Unafraid
valiumobsequy
Age: 23
Gender: Female
Posts: 13973
December 13th, 2008 at 05:02pm
i wrote:
im aly. I love Marilyn Manson and Black clothes

this is what i got back:
IMM ALEY!!1!1 WTF LOL I LUV MARILYN MANSON AND BLAK CLOTHAS




this is so funny
severus.
Awake and Unafraid
severus.
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 12900
December 13th, 2008 at 06:12pm
mod edit on request, personal information

Bookmarked this site, lol.
for reasons unknown
Awake and Unafraid
for reasons unknown
Age: 99
Gender: Female
Posts: 11073
December 13th, 2008 at 06:16pm
i do not remember talking like this when i was twelve. xD
Lelouch Lamperouge
Always Born a Crime
Lelouch Lamperouge
Age: 24
Gender: -
Posts: 5013
December 14th, 2008 at 02:14am
Here's mine:
I am Aliana. I love rock music and annoying people. XD

Translating to:
IM ALIANA!1!11!1!1 OMG WTF LOL I LUV ROK MUSIC AND ANOYNG P3OPLE!!!1!1 WTF XD

Damn, I didn't talk like that rolling on floor
questionable content
Always Born a Crime
questionable content
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Posts: 5604
December 14th, 2008 at 12:08pm
the fairground.:
i do not remember talking like this when i was twelve. xD


rolling on floor
NOW I KNOW
TAHT I CANT MAEK U STAY
BUT!11!!111! OMG WTF WH3R3S UR H3ART

wow that fucked up famous last words...LOL!!!
I was here...
Awake and Unafraid
I was here...
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Posts: 11011
December 16th, 2008 at 10:52am
lmfao This is awesome.
Thanks for posting the link. ^^]
S!NNER.
Salute You in Your Grave
S!NNER.
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Posts: 3181
January 29th, 2009 at 05:43pm
i wrote:
hi, i'm jade.
i'm fifteen and i like photography.
my favorite color is green
and i'm in love with bert mccracken.

&& it translated into:
HI IMM JAED
IMM!!!1!!1 FIFTEN AND I LIEK PHO2GRAPHY
MY!1!!! OMG FAVORIET COLOR SI GREN
AND IMM IN LUV WIT BRT MCRAKEN!1111111
Elsa
Fabulous Killjoy
Elsa
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Posts: 103
February 2nd, 2009 at 07:22am
aww im twelve and i dont write like that!

thats funny though Razz
Bellatrix Lestrange.
Killjoy
Bellatrix Lestrange.
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 25
February 3rd, 2009 at 07:52am
LOL OMG YOU GUYZ I PUT

"HI IMM MAAGAN!1!11111 WTF I LUV MCR B/C THEY R SO HOT!!!1! IMM 2TALY NOT 12!1!!1 OMG G3RARD AND HANAH MONTANA R MAH IDOLS!1!!!! WTF LOL"

AND IT GAV3 M3

"HI IMM MAAGAN!1!11111 WTF I LUV MCR B/C THEY R SO HOT!!!1! IMM 2TALY NOT 12!1!!1 OMG G3RARD AND HANAH MONTANA R MAH IDOLS!1!!!! WTF LOL"

OMG WTF YOU GUIZ IT DOESNT WORK ITS BROKEN!!!11!
SUMBODY FIX IT LOL!!1!11!!
Bellatrix Lestrange.
Killjoy
Bellatrix Lestrange.
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 25
February 3rd, 2009 at 07:55am
IT DIDNT CHANGE WUT I WROTE!111!1! LOL IT MUST B BROK3N!11!1!1! OMG WTF
severus.
Awake and Unafraid
severus.
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 12900
July 7th, 2009 at 04:39am
hehe, I still use this thing every once in a while. Bumped because I needed to edit an earlier post (which I found out I can't do anyways, lol), hopefully someone see this site for the first time and gets a kick out of it, though! ;D
melodramatic fool
Salute You in Your Grave
melodramatic fool
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Gender: -
Posts: 2568
November 9th, 2009 at 08:41pm
timothy mctague.:
Lmfao, I tried it with this
"hello my name is adri. i love music, drums and my friends. i want some coffee."

and it translated to this
"HELO MAH NME SI ADRI!1!!!!! I LUV MUSIC DRUMS AND MAH FREINDS!1!1!!! LOL I WANT SOM3 COFE!1111 WTF LOL"

lmfao


i love how it adds WTF LOL
hahahahhaa
believing.
Salute You in Your Grave
believing.
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Posts: 2318
November 25th, 2009 at 03:55pm
I wrote down a few lines from this essay I was writing.

There was a great explosion, and everyone screamed.

"Watch it, Bell!" yelled McIntyre, and he pulled the young lieutenant down behind the fallen rubble.

"I'm bloody okay, now let me go after them!"

"Just shut it!"


Turned out like this:

THEYRE WAS A GR3AT EXPLOSION AND EVERYON3 SCR3M3D

WATCH!!!!1 OMG WTF IT BL!11!1! LOL YELED MCINTYRE AND HA PUL3D DA U LEIUTANANT DOWN BHIND DA FALAN RUBLE

IMM!!!!1!!! BLODY OKAY NOW LET ME GO AFTER TH3M

JUST!!!11!!! OMG SHUT IT!11!1



My teacher would go stark mad over this. I can only imagine how a fanfic would turn out.

And OMG WTF at how it just randomly adds those two words everywhere.

XD
tay jardine;
Salute You in Your Grave
tay jardine;
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Posts: 3068
December 18th, 2009 at 04:58pm
lmao this is great