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Gerard Way.
In the Cannibal Glow
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 53288 | December 8th, 2008 at 11:33am
This translator will take what you write in it and turn it into the manner a 12-year-old AOLer would write it. Type in what you want translated and then click the button.
For example, i "translated" Gerard Way's bio on INO front page:
From this:
"Gerard Arthur Way, born April 9, 1977 and hailing from Newark, New Jersey, is the lead singer of the band My Chemical Romance, brother to band mate Mikey Way (bass). When he lived in New Jersey, he used to stalk Christina Ricci, Gerard Way after finding out she lived nearby. He went to his first concert (Bruce Springsteen) with his mother, and once worked as a cart boy/bagger in a Grocery store. Gerard is 1/2 Italian (mother's side), and also 1/2 Scottish (father's side). Gerard's maternal grandmother Elena taught him how to draw, sing and perform. In the fourth grade, he starred in his school’s production of Peter Pan. He started to play in bands when he was only eleven. As a child, Gerard came to the revelation that everyone he cares about will eventually die, and that he will die alone. This has led to his current obsession with the idea of death."
to this:
"GERARD ARTHUR WAY BORN APRIL 9 197 AND HALENG FROM NAWARK NU JERSEY SI DA LEAD SNGER OF DA BAND MAH CHEMICAL ROMANCA BROTHER 2 BAND MAET MIEKY WAY (BAS)!1!!1111! WHAN H3 LIEVD IN NU J3RSEY HA UESD 2 STOK CHRISTINA RICI G3RARD WAY AFTER FINDNG OUT SH3 LIEVD NEARBY!1!111! OMG WTF HE W3NT 2 HIS FIRST CONCART (BRUCE SPRNGSTEN) WIT HIS MOTH3R AND ONCE WORKAD AS A CART BOY/BAGAR IN A GROCERY S2RA!!1!1! WTF LOL G3RARD SI 1/2 ITALIAN (MOTHERS SIED) AND ALSO 1/2 SCOTISH (FATH3RS SIED)!1!111111 WTF GARARDS M8RNAL GRANDMOTHER EL3NA TAUGHT HIM HOW 2 DRAW SNG AND P3RFORM!11!1!!! LOL IN DA FOURTH GRAED HA STARAD IN HIS SKOOL’S PRODUCTION OF PATER PAN!1!!!1 OMG WTF H3 STARTED 2 PLAY IN BANDS WH3N H3 WAS ONLEY ALEVEN!1!!! OMG AS A CHILD GERARD CME 2 TEH R3VELATION TAHT AV3RYONE HE CAERS ABOUT WIL EVENTUALY DEI AND TAHT H3 WIL DEI ALONE!11!111 THES HAS LAD 2 HIS CURANT OBSESION WIT DA IEDA OF DEATH!1!1111 OMG LOL"
lmfao! xDD
Try it here: Teenie Translator |
Bella Muerte!
Really Not Okay
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 632 | December 9th, 2008 at 04:25am Ha ha ha funny |
sherlock!
Crash Queen
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 30830 | December 10th, 2008 at 06:04am it actually does sound like a 12 year old lmfao lmfao. |
malibu.
In the Cannibal Glow
Age: 30
Gender: -
Posts: 54114 | December 12th, 2008 at 04:43am Lmfao, I tried it with this
"hello my name is adri. i love music, drums and my friends. i want some coffee."
and it translated to this
"HELO MAH NME SI ADRI!1!!!!! I LUV MUSIC DRUMS AND MAH FREINDS!1!1!!! LOL I WANT SOM3 COFE!1111 WTF LOL"
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playground eyes.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 14066 | December 12th, 2008 at 06:29am 
xDD
This is what I wrote:
I'm Alex. I love My Chemical Romance. I'm not a teenie.
This is what I got back:
IMM AELX!11!1 OMG LOL I LUV MAH CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!1!!1! OMG WTF IMM NOT A TENEI!!!1!1 |
savannah's gone.
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 1792 | December 13th, 2008 at 11:49am XD
This is what I put:
I'm Savannah. I love Fall Out Boy, my friends and life in general.
This is what I got back:
IMM SAVANAH!1!!1!1 WTF LOL I LUV FAL OUT BOY MAH FREINDS AND LIEF IN GEN3RAL!11!11!!! OMG LOL |
valiumobsequy
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 13973 | December 13th, 2008 at 05:02pm i wrote:
im aly. I love Marilyn Manson and Black clothes
this is what i got back:
IMM ALEY!!1!1 WTF LOL I LUV MARILYN MANSON AND BLAK CLOTHAS
this is so funny |
severus.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 12901 | December 13th, 2008 at 06:12pm mod edit on request, personal information
Bookmarked this site, lol. |
for reasons unknown
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 103
Gender: Female
Posts: 11073 | December 13th, 2008 at 06:16pm i do not remember talking like this when i was twelve. xD |
Lelouch Lamperouge
Always Born a Crime
Age: 28
Gender: -
Posts: 5013 | December 14th, 2008 at 02:14am Here's mine:
I am Aliana. I love rock music and annoying people. XD
Translating to:
IM ALIANA!1!11!1!1 OMG WTF LOL I LUV ROK MUSIC AND ANOYNG P3OPLE!!!1!1 WTF XD
Damn, I didn't talk like that |
questionable content
Always Born a Crime
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 5604 | December 14th, 2008 at 12:08pm the fairground.:i do not remember talking like this when i was twelve. xD
NOW I KNOW
TAHT I CANT MAEK U STAY
BUT!11!!111! OMG WTF WH3R3S UR H3ART
wow that fucked up famous last words...LOL!!! |
I was here...
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 11011 | December 16th, 2008 at 10:52am This is awesome.
Thanks for posting the link. ^^] |
S!NNER.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 3181 | January 29th, 2009 at 05:43pm i wrote:
hi, i'm jade.
i'm fifteen and i like photography.
my favorite color is green
and i'm in love with bert mccracken.
&& it translated into:
HI IMM JAED
IMM!!!1!!1 FIFTEN AND I LIEK PHO2GRAPHY
MY!1!!! OMG FAVORIET COLOR SI GREN
AND IMM IN LUV WIT BRT MCRAKEN!1111111 |
Elsa
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 103 | February 2nd, 2009 at 07:22am aww im twelve and i dont write like that!
thats funny though  |
Bellatrix Lestrange.
Killjoy
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 25 | February 3rd, 2009 at 07:52am LOL OMG YOU GUYZ I PUT
"HI IMM MAAGAN!1!11111 WTF I LUV MCR B/C THEY R SO HOT!!!1! IMM 2TALY NOT 12!1!!1 OMG G3RARD AND HANAH MONTANA R MAH IDOLS!1!!!! WTF LOL"
AND IT GAV3 M3
"HI IMM MAAGAN!1!11111 WTF I LUV MCR B/C THEY R SO HOT!!!1! IMM 2TALY NOT 12!1!!1 OMG G3RARD AND HANAH MONTANA R MAH IDOLS!1!!!! WTF LOL"
OMG WTF YOU GUIZ IT DOESNT WORK ITS BROKEN!!!11!
SUMBODY FIX IT LOL!!1!11!! |
Bellatrix Lestrange.
Killjoy
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 25 | February 3rd, 2009 at 07:55am IT DIDNT CHANGE WUT I WROTE!111!1! LOL IT MUST B BROK3N!11!1!1! OMG WTF |
severus.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 12901 | July 7th, 2009 at 04:39am hehe, I still use this thing every once in a while. Bumped because I needed to edit an earlier post (which I found out I can't do anyways, lol), hopefully someone see this site for the first time and gets a kick out of it, though! ;D |
melodramatic fool
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 2568 | November 9th, 2009 at 08:41pm timothy mctague.:Lmfao, I tried it with this
"hello my name is adri. i love music, drums and my friends. i want some coffee."
and it translated to this
"HELO MAH NME SI ADRI!1!!!!! I LUV MUSIC DRUMS AND MAH FREINDS!1!1!!! LOL I WANT SOM3 COFE!1111 WTF LOL"
i love how it adds WTF LOL
hahahahhaa |
believing.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Posts: 2318 | November 25th, 2009 at 03:55pm I wrote down a few lines from this essay I was writing.
There was a great explosion, and everyone screamed.
"Watch it, Bell!" yelled McIntyre, and he pulled the young lieutenant down behind the fallen rubble.
"I'm bloody okay, now let me go after them!"
"Just shut it!"
Turned out like this:
THEYRE WAS A GR3AT EXPLOSION AND EVERYON3 SCR3M3D
WATCH!!!!1 OMG WTF IT BL!11!1! LOL YELED MCINTYRE AND HA PUL3D DA U LEIUTANANT DOWN BHIND DA FALAN RUBLE
IMM!!!!1!!! BLODY OKAY NOW LET ME GO AFTER TH3M
JUST!!!11!!! OMG SHUT IT!11!1
My teacher would go stark mad over this. I can only imagine how a fanfic would turn out.
And OMG WTF at how it just randomly adds those two words everywhere.
XD |
tay jardine;
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 3068 | December 18th, 2009 at 04:58pm lmao this is great |
