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The English-to-12-Year-Old-Internet-Translator

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allthistime;
Jazz Hands
allthistime;
Age: 25
Gender: Female
Posts: 330
December 21st, 2009 at 10:48pm
wow.

i go from this:
my name is brooke.
i am fourteen years old.
i like to act and sing,
and my favorite color is light blue.

to this:
MAH NM3 SI BROKA!!1!!!11! OMG LOL
IM FOURTEN YEARS OLD
I!111! OMG LOL LIEK 2 ACT AND SNG
AND MAH FAVORIET COLOR SI LIGHT BLU3!1!1!!111 OMG LOL

evidently, my name is now broka.
law.
In the Cannibal Glow
law.
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 51040
December 29th, 2009 at 09:03pm
from...
hello, I'm Cat, and I love The Academy Is...
I live in Virginia and im a vegetarian.
my favorite color is teal

to...
HALO IMM CAT AND I LUV TEH ACAEDMY IS.!!!!11!!!111!1!!!!11
I LIEV IN VIRGINIA AND IM A VEG3TARIAN
MY!!!!11 FAVORIET COLOR SI T3AL
MyMetalProphetMuse
Motor Baby
MyMetalProphetMuse
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 834
January 1st, 2010 at 02:59pm
UPDAET 6/15/205 I HAEV NO IEDA HOW IT HAP3NED BUT THES SIET APEARS 2 HAEV BCOM3 WUT OF A PH3NOM3NON ON TEH INTERNAT!1!1! AS SUCH IVE ADED A COPYRIGHT NOTIEC AT DA BOTOM TAHT INCLUDES CONTACT INFORMATION!!!11 WTF LOL THX 2 EVERYONE WHO HAS ANJOY3D MAH CRAATION!1!1!1111 OMG WTF

Translated the update thing below the title on the page! rolling on floor:

OMG WTF!!!!1!!11!11!11!!1!1!1!11!!1!11111!!!1111!!!!11! WTF LOL I IZ BORD!1!1111! WTF LOL

From this:

OMG WTF!!!!!!! I iz bord!
lexi7878
Killjoy
lexi7878
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 5
January 10th, 2010 at 08:21pm
Im Lexi and I love My Chemical Romance and rock music in general.....
=
IM LEXI AND I LUV MAH CHEMICAL ROMANC3 AND ROK MUSIC IN G3NARAL..!!!11!!!11!!1111!1!!11!!1!1!!!1 LOL

This is awesome.haha.
yoseob.
Bleeding on the Floor
yoseob.
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Posts: 1294
April 13th, 2010 at 01:39am
Lol I translated this:
Hey my name is Amber! I am 15 years old and I live in Australia

into this:
HEY MAH NM3 SI MBR!!!1!1!! WTF IM 15 Y3ARS OLD AND I LIEV IN AUSTRALIA
Ludwig
Motor Baby
Ludwig
Age: 26
Gender: -
Posts: 833
May 3rd, 2010 at 05:59pm
England's official name is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

ANGLANDS OFICIAL NM3 SI DA UNIETD KNGDOM OF GREAT BRITANE AND NORETHERN IERLAND!!!!!1!1 OMG LOL
yoseob.
Bleeding on the Floor
yoseob.
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Posts: 1294
May 7th, 2010 at 03:34am
These things are hilarious Very Happy
SweetRevenge1992
Salute You in Your Grave
SweetRevenge1992
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 4215
June 13th, 2010 at 05:36pm
xD nice. I love it. Here's mine:

What I said: Hi, I'm Samantha and I love my boyfriend. =]

Translation: HI IMM SMANTHA AND I LUV MAH BOYFREIND!111!1 OMG LOL =]
DrinkCoffee..Destroy
Fabulous Killjoy
DrinkCoffee..Destroy
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Posts: 123
January 6th, 2012 at 06:42pm
This isn't even funny. I'm 12 years old and not everybody talks like that.
I've never typed like that and never plan to. I find it stupid, pointless, immature and it's too hard to read.
SweetandSadistic!
Killjoy
SweetandSadistic!
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Posts: 3
April 19th, 2012 at 09:52pm
this is in ENGLISH: Hola hola! I love difference and INSANITY!!!
and now for TEENIE:
HO74 HO74!! I LIKE T0T477Y 70VEZ LIK3 DIFF3R3NC3 & 1N54N1TYY!!!
hunteri heroici.
Always Born a Crime
hunteri heroici.
Age: 26
Gender: -
Posts: 6926
May 14th, 2012 at 07:04am
haha, I'm going to have so much fun with this xD