GIVE 'EM HELL KID!

hello. my name is karina. i am 15 years old. i like twinkies & jamba juice. i wish i could have a pet unicorn with purple zebra stipes, but as you can imagine, its kinda not possible. i guess i should say that i met my BESTEST FRIEND in the whole fuckng wide world here on this very site. her name is arlete. we plan on owning a comic book company together one day,& i think we might have possibly mentioned a vampire-zombie science fiction series.. yea.


hobbies:
x drawing
x sewing.. knitting too
x i love reading the umbrella academy. it kicks ass xD

bands i can't live without:
x MCR
x the cure
x afi
x green day
x muse- these guys took my ears' virginity
x blaqk audio
x nirvana
x panic! at the disco
x fall out boy
x the red hot chili peppers
x the strokes
x system of a down/ serj tankian
x the white stripes
x metallica
x paramore

movies/tv:
x the nightmare before christmas
x edward scissor hands
x sleepy hollow
x spiderman [1,2 & 3], the amazing spiderman [that would be the 90s animated series]
x batman begins.. & just about anything having to do with batman
x teen titans
x foster's home for imaginary friends [fuck yea, dude xD]

also:
x the umbrella academy is sooooo fuckin bad ass good!!!! i am in love with the kraken, & my favorite character is vanya. i also love dr. pogo *^ ^*
x im learning to play the guitar... except im not really learning because i suck.its been nearly 2 years that ive gotten it & i havent learned a fuckin thing .... i guess its cuz im lazy & i never practice
x im catholic
x im a little obssesed with gerard... just a little... tehe <3

The Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romance
1.Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2.Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3.Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4.Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5.Thou shall unleash the bats.
6.Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7.Thou shall respect the lords , Gerard , Frank , Mikey , Bob , Ray
8.Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.
9.Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10.Thou shall rock hard

The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun

The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters

The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them)
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro

i cant seem to find bob's ten commandments anywhere.. if you find them, will you PLEEEEASE let me know??

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE:
Gerard Way Puts The 'Laughter' In 'Manslaughter'.
Mikey Way Can Slam Revolving Doors.
The Chief Export Of Frank Iero Is Pain.
Mikey Way Counted To Infinity...Twice.
Frank Iero Can Divide By Zero.
The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other Side. Unless Gerard Way Has Been There, Then It's Soaked With Tears And Blood.
The Frank Iero Once Visited The Virgin Islands. They Are Now The Islands.
Gerard Way Sleeps With A NightLight. Not Because Gerard Way Is Afraid Of The Dark, But Because The Dark Is Afraid Of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way Is The Reason Waldo Is Hiding.
A Tsunami Is Water Running Away From Bob Bryar.
Bob Bryar Doesn't Get Brain Freeze. Slurpees Know When To Back The Fuck Off.
Bob Bryar Doesn't Teabag The Ladies. He Potato-Sacks Them.
Mikey Way Can Speak Braille.
Frank Iero Jacks Off To Monster Trucks.
Jeeves Asks Ray Toro.
If The Bob Bryar Is Late, Time Better Slow The Fuck Down.
Geico Saved 15% A Year By Switching To Gerard Way.
Ray Toro Went Back In Time And Stopped The JFK Assination By Catching The Bullet In Mid-Air. JFK's Head Just Exploded In Sheer Amazement.
Gerard Way Has To Sort His Laundry Into Three Loads: Darks, Whites, And Bloodstains.
Jesus Walked On Water. Gerard Way Walked On Jesus.
When Frank Iero Gives You The Finger, He's Telling You How Many Seconds You Have Left To Live.
Gerard Way Doesn't Use Pick-Up Lines, He simply Says "Now."
Mikey Way Is Like A Tsunami. If You Can See Him Coming, It's Already Too Late.
Bob Bryar Ate The Stay Puff Marshmallow Man.
Ray Toro Didn't Vote For Pedro. He Deported Him.
When God Said, "Let There Be Light", Gerard Way Said, "Say Please."

1.Real M.C.R fans know more songs than Welcome to the Black Parade. [well, they better]
2.Real M.C.R fans know Gerard Way's brother's name . [yea, they better know that, too..]
3.Real M.C.R fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on. [yea i do that..]
4.Real M.C.R fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair. [oh, ive lost count of the times ive beat people up for dissing gee's hair..]
5.Real M.C.R fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do. [everyone should know that]
6.Real M.C.R fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a M.C.R concert.. [boo-hoo.. ive never even been to an MCR concert.. parents wont let me :'( ]
7.Real M.C.R fans take time to right on the front of all there underwear "I love Gerard". [gaaaasp.. i admit ive done that.. :O ]
8.Real M.C.R fans ask their mom whats for dinner and are disappointed when she dont say Gerard. [tehe..]
9.Real M.C.R fans start smoking 'cause they think they will be hott like Frank and Gerard. [.. :\ ..]
10.Real M.C.R fans ask for Bob for christmas and cry when they dont get him. [ haha.. yea i asked my dad for one of them this christmas..^ ^]
11.Real M.C.R fans do dirty things with their M.C.R action figures and are proud to admit it. [geeeeheehee.. ive done that o.o ]
12.Real M.C.R fans sleep with a picture of M.C.R and actually have to wipe off the drool stains. [abso-fuckin-lutely]
13.Real M.C.R fans piss themselves when they see them.. on T.V. [ewwww..]
14.Real M.C.R fans would admit to let them rape you.[/color] [i would, but then it wouldnt be rape][/b][/size]
15.Real M.C.R fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long" [haha.. yea..]
16.Real M.C.R fans have this on their profile [well.. what do ya know..]

Stereotyping

I am the girl who dresses in all black and never got to finish middle school because I was called emo everyday.
I am the friend afraid to tell you that I'm bisexual, because you'de leave me for it.
I am the girl who loves to read and is pushed into the corner and beat up because of what I love to do.
I am no one. Just the kid that was pushed to far at school for being emo and cut a little too deep.
I'm the teenager who was kicked out of her house because I was caught hugging my girlfriend.
I am the woman who commited suicide just before I graduated highschool. Since I'm a CheerLeader, no one suspected it was coming.
I am the best friend who just found out she has AIDS, and is afraid to tell her parents because she'll be considered gay. My parents would never accept me if I was.
I am the athlete evryone expects to be perfect, when in reality I'm sneaking heroin between games.
I am the girl who is called a slut everyday because I can't afford to buy new clothes every year. My skirt doesn't cover what I want it to.
I am the sibling forced to clean their sister's blood off of the carpet. Why didn't I see it coming?
I am the boy who wakes up crying because the bruises my parents gave me hurt so much, but aren't even noticed because I'm always wearing the baggy clothes the kids in gangs wear.
I am the girl who got raped at twelve and am considered a whore because of it.
I am the gullible parent who let my child hurt themselves. No one can know this. We have to keep this secret. We have to be
-----------------------PICTURE
----------------------PERFECT...

If you believe stereotyping is wrong, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!!

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY:
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
x IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS![

"I don't pretend to know what love is for everyone, but I can tell you what it is for me; love is knowing all about someone, and still wanting to be with them more than any other person, love is trusting them enough to tell them everything about yourself, including the things you might be ashamed of, love is feeling comfortable and safe with someone, but still getting weak knees when they walk into a room and smile at you."
x Gerard Way

"Hey girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You are good enough, too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 3 or a size 14. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person. As long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but its true. Hey girls, you are beautiful."
x Gerard Way

"Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive."
x Gerard Way

"You're going to come accross some really shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are, I want you to look right at that mother fucker, stick up your middle finger and scream 'Fuck you!'"
x Gerard Way

"When we first started out I had a really big issue and a lot of my loved ones had a really big issue with the fact that I was totally in pain up there and there was a time when I tried to hurt myself off stage, but I got over that. Like, you should never want to hurt yourself. You should love yourself. Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself and become a new person and I think that that is going to be a lot of what the next record is about, not to plug it or anything. Like, it's going to talk about dying and coming back to become what you totally want to become. We are all becoming what we want to become."
x Gerard Way

"Surrounding myself with fans makes me feel like I'm not going through it alone."
x Gerard Way

"When I was writing it, I was remembering how hard it was to be a 16-year-old in high school. I always wanted to be an artist, so I was this loner kid who just got drunk all the time. I only had one real friend. There was a girl I really liked, and she ended up taking really sleazy photographs with her boyfriend, and that really crushed me, I was just swimming in this pit of despair, jealousy and alcoholism."
x Gerard Way

"It erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel completely invincible. I feel like everyone else on that stage is invincible and we're capable of anything. There's no stopping us."
x Gerard Way

Mikey: Fuck you!
Gerard: Fuck yourself!
Mikey: Go fuck a cow!
Gerard: Go fuck a toaster and turn it on!
Mikey: Go fuck you mom!
Gerard: She's your mom too, dumbass

Gerard: Why don't you pan down and take a look at our kicks!
Interviewer: All slip-on's. Is there a statement here?
Gerard: Yeah, it's fuck laces.
Mikey: Laces are fags!

"So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window."
x Gerard Way

"If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about."
x Gerard Way

"I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!"
x Gerard Way

"Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fuckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too."
x Gerard Way

"Yeah, obviously we use vampires as a metaphor for something else, something deeper than just the supernatural. But there's just something about the bloodsucking walking dead, that can say so much to people. There are really so many people trying to get control over you on a daily basis and steal your soul in some way, take a part of you..."
x Gerard Way

"There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops."
x Mikey Way

"I'm the spiritual advisor of the band."
x Mikey Way

"This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments, and there's quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well."
x Mikey Way

"We all have very humble backgrounds and very geeky interests."
x Mikey Way

"I could eat my body weight in sushi."
x Mikey Way

"Yeah, I had a headache, really bad. I was in a gas station and there was a pot of coffee and I looked at it for about a minute and then my brother (motions at Gerard) got a coffee and he taunted me."
x Mikey Way

"We're really greedy about the electricity in our iPods. We hoard it. We're like, 'Yo, I'm only on half a fuck battery and I have a plane ride!'"
x Mikey Way

"I like Popsicles."
x Mikey Way

"This is a band that will save your life."
x Frank Iero

"I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids."
x Frank Iero

"If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to shit."
x Frank Iero

Camera Man: "Can't handle with that."
Frank: "Hmmm, you need to have an open mind, my friend."

"We've mutilated, killed and disemboweled rock 'n' roll clichés!”
x Frank Iero

"My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches.”
x Frank Iero

"I burn everything and call it Cajun.”
x Frank Iero

"Really I don't know anything other than Jersey. I like the dirtiness of it. Now I'm getting to see the world, and it's great, but it's not better than Jersey"
x Frank Iero

Camera man: "Did you read the new Ellen Degeneres book?"
Frank: "Yeah."
Camera man: "What did you think?"
Frank: "It made me a fucking lesbian!"

Frank: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight."
Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi."
Gerard: "Fuck off, it's meese."

"We were birth control." (On Gerard’s and his days in high school)
x Ray Toro

"I get these urges to fuck off sometimes."
x Bob Bryar

"People think that moose are really gentle and goofy but they aren't; they're fucking animals."
x Bob Bryar