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HELLO EVERYONE!!!


-im tall
-hair is constanly changing hair colour
-green/blue/brown eyes (they change colour)
-you will never see me without make-up on, unless you are Eliska, L33 and Nick.

I Likes:
-Rainy Days
-MUSIC
-SKITTLES!!! more than anything (if you don't like them you are a sick sad person...shame on you)
-FIRE
-The cold (love of my life)
-Dating
-Music
-No-Doze!
-BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER!!!! i know its lame but I love it!!!
-Perving (best sport ever)
-Acting/Drama
-PON & ZI (they make me laugh)
-Music (listening to it and playing piano, thinking of learning cello)
-Singing (my shower head is very impressed)
-V (the drink, its a life saver)
-Coffee
-Parties
-Concerts
-TALKING
-Moving Around
-Skitzing (at friends, family and enimies)
-SLEEPING (especially on weekdays)
-Having Fun
-Religion (I'm atheist)
-Friends
-Movies
-Johnny Depp!!!!!!!!.....officially in love!

I HATES:
-People who don't like me for no good reason.
-Parents
-Labelers (top of my fucking list, well, almost top)
-Ambulances (totally ambulancephobic)
-Lairs
-Cheaters
-Disrespect
-George Bush
-Homophobes
-Dumping people over the phone/net (i think it is pathetic)
-Life (depending on what kind of day I've had)
-School!!!!! (it is the stupidest concept, think about it, putting a huge bunch of hormonally whacked up teenagers together in a confined space and then expecting it to go smoothly.)

Life can be wonderful, exciting, magical, beautiful, boring, shit, worse than shit and sometimes u will feel like hiding until its over, and if the world likes targeting u then it can show all these things in one day.but no matter what, the world will go on and will not slow down if u fall ova. so if u do trip and fall, my advice is try and get back up as quickly as possible, because if u don;t life will pass you by ,and before you know it, it will be over. Seize the moment and if you need to talk about how great things are or how shit you feel you can always rely on your friends, and if I'm one of those friends feel free to call me anytime of the night or day and i will listen to you.

Awhile ago my best friend died, his name was Joel Owen Banks. He waz 25, he was too young to die, he waz killed in a aeroplane crash, and wats more it waz his fathers fault. i will neva 4give his father but it doesnt really matta because he died as well. he waz amazing, he waz always there 4 me, he waz reliable, he waz too many different things 2 list and i miss him more than i can eva express. it pains me 2 say that he is gone 4 good and if u hav eva lost any1 close to u i share ur pain, it is the worst feeling in the world.



ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS!!!!!
THE GODS ARE:
Gerard
frankie
mikey
bob
Ray
bert
Luke
Quinn
PO
COREY
and lots of other ppl but i hav 2 go now.....i shall return.....in a future time.....in the future.....not in the past.....


Music:
I love:
(MCR goes without saying) (but i will say it anyway)
MCR!!!!!
30 seconds to mars, AFI, All That Remains, Anti-Flag, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Behind Crimson Eyes, Devil Driver, Ill Nino, Nine Inch Nails, Kataklysm, Cannibal Corpse, Bullet For My Valentine, Breaking Benjamin, Black Label Society, Medic Droid, +44, Blink 182, Box Car Racer, Break The Silence, Children of Bodom, CKY, Coheen and Cambria, Carpathian, Death Cab For Cutie, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Eighteen Visions, Fall Out Boy, Evergreen Terrace, Evanescence, Finch, From First To Last, Funeral For A Friend, Goodnight Nurse, Green Day, Getaway Plan, H.I.M., Hatebreed, Hawthorne Heights, Jimi Hendrix, Kidney Theives, Killswitch Engage, KoRn, The Legion Of Doom, Mars Volta, Matchbook Romance, Mindless Self Indulgence, Metallica, Panic! At The Disco, Nirvana, P.O.D., Pantera, Papa Roach, Parkway Drive, Placebo, Puddle Of Mud, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Senses Fail, Silent Civilian, Slipknot, Stone Sour, Story Of The Year, System Of A Down, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, I Killed The Prom Queen, Misery Signals, Taking Back Sunday, Three Days Grace, Thursday, Trivium, Trust Company, Underoath, Unwritten Law, The Used, Bloodbath, Cradle of filth, Disturbed, Emilie Autumn, And 1 of my besties band they r called Murder in the Dark. PLUS MUCH MORE
And the only music i will refuse 2 listen 2 is western/country and rap.
Message to all:

Favorite Sayings:

READ THIS PLEASE!!!!
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson" ---REPOST THIS IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG

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Stereotyping

I am the girl who dresses in all black and never got to finish high school because I was called emo everyday.
I am the friend afraid to tell you that I'm bisexual, because you'de leave me for it.
I am the girl who loves to read and is pushed into the corner and beat up because of what I love to do.
I am no one. Just the kid that was pushed to far at school for being emo and cut a little too deep.
I'm the teenager who was kicked out of her house because I was caught hugging my girlfriend.
I am the woman who commited suicide just before I graduated highschool. Since I'm a CheerLeader, no one suspected it was coming.
I am the best friend who just found out she has AIDS, and is afraid to tell her parents because she'll be considered gay. My parents would never accept me if I was.
I am the athlete evryone expects to be perfect, when in reality I'm sneaking heroin between games.
I am the girl who is called a slut everyday because I can't afford to buy new clothes every year. My skirt doesn't cover what I want it to.
I am the sibling forced to clean their sister's blood off of the carpet. Why didn't I see it coming?
I am the boy who wakes up crying because the bruises my parents gave me hurt so much, but aren't even noticed because I'm always wearing the baggy clothes the kids in gangs wear.
I am the girl who got raped at twelve and am considered a whore because of it.
I am the gullible parent who let my child hurt themselves. No one can know this. We have to keep this secret. We have to be
-----------------------PICTURE
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If you believe stereotyping is wrong, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!!

If you were a real mcr fan.....
1.Real M.C.R fans know more songs than Helena.
2.Real M.C.R fans know Gerard Way's brother's name
3.Real M.C.R fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4.Real M.C.R fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents for dissing Gerard's hair.
5.Real fans shop for hours just to find a red tie for a M.C.R concert.
6.Real M.C.R fans have this on their profile.

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
(*)_(*) homepage and help him on his
way to WORLD DOMINATION

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---|||---|||---INO If
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----\\\-///----Someone
-----\\///-----Who Died
------///\-----or is
-----///\\\----suffering
----///--\\\---Thank You

-"if they give u lined paper write the other way"

-if someone says "Fuck You" reply "if u must"

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY

1. Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2. Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3. Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4. Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5. Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6. Thou shall strike violent poses
7. Thou shall stay out of the light
8. Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9. Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10. Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun

The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way

1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters

The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro

1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them)
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro

The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar:

1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal

The Ten Commandmenths of My Chemical Romance
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shall unleash the bats.
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect the lords, Gerard,Mikey,Frank,Ray,and Bob.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall carry on.

LAST SAYING DONATED BY ELISKA/LISKY/ESKYMO/xXMinus-LifeXx

-92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool!!
~Put this is your profile if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing hysterically instead.
i laugh...then i stop breathing cause i choke on a cherry pip

-coffee/v=good
non-caffeinated drinks=bad...burn in hell...die die die!!!

- "Hi, we aren't in at the moment, if you are trying to sell us something please start speaking now and hang up at the beep, everyone else start speaking at the beep and hang up when you've finished."

MY CHEM INTERVEIW...

Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?

Gerard: Go for it
Frank: Shoot

_SKITTLES OR MnMS?_

Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES SKITTLES!!!!
Gerard: wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude no way M&M's are way better
Frank: But they all taste the same!!!! Put some variety in your life man!!!!
Bob: Gummy bears
Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: ...oh well it is now.

Just so you know I didn't come up with this one: Which would you rather do
impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?

Frank: Are there any alternate answers?
Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.
Mikey: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.
Gerard: Cows smell like shit.
Frank: How about neither
Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two
Frank: WHAT!!!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!!
Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-
Mikey: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!

So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?

Ray: Don't even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.
I always thought it was sandwich
Gerard: When I was little I would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: tell Them what we did to the sandwich!!!
Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was a Mikey's cum and tuna samich. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
What was so creepy about it?
Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
Ray: those guys were so cool!
Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.

Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?

Gerard: well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.
Frank: don't go walking under ladders.

Okay new subject.Boxers briefs, man thong or commando.

Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!
Gerard: FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Ray: boxers for me thanks
Bob: No comment
Mikey: AHHH he's commando aren't you?
Bob: like I said no comment.
Gerard:GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!

_OK,WHAT DO YOU REALLY DO IN THE SHOWER?_

Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Ewwwww
Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before
Mikey: Eeeeewwwww NO!
Gerard: Dont deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question.
Gerard: That is part of the question.
Frank: you guys are fucked up.
Ray: Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard: YES he does!
Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Frank: Your are such a dumbass!

_OKAY THIS ONES FOR FRANKIE. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT ONE OF YOUR BAND MATES IN A SEXUAL WAY? IF SO, WHO?_

Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just,-there was this one pair of pants Gerard had that really showed off his ass and uh...package.
Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I'm sexy.
Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert
Gerard: Okay, I haven't fucked him haven't sucked him or vice-versa.Well i nearly did, but I have seen him naked.
Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.
Mikey: Wussies can't handle the sex talk
Gerard: You're one to be talking.
Mikey: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!

_OKAY, ON BEHALF OF MTV AMERICA,WE'D LIKE TO SAY THANKYOU MCR,AND GOOD LUCK IN THE FUTURE_

Frank: and On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!!
Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!!

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol.....i laugh....hehe

cya
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