The iPod Murderer

I'm Dylan. I live in Arizona. I'm 15 years old and for the most part, am a happy kid. I love music and the such. Generally, I am quite a friendly person. I don't intend to offend anyone until I do. I would say my biggest pet peeve is stupid people. Yes, I am intelligent. I don't mean that in a cocky, arrogant, egotistical way. I mean that as a warning. Don't fuck with me. Because I will crush you intellectually if you infuriate me. I enjoy writing and reading and learning about everything. I am liberal. You don't like that? Fuck you. I am bisexual. You don't like that? Fuck you. Oh yeah, I play guitar. And sing. And write songs. You don't like that. Fuck you twice. But seriously, get to know me because I'm not an asshole. I'm actually a very nice person.