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Aunt Marie
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 495 | April 13th, 2007 at 05:10am
If you are bored & looking for a funny site, then this 1 (I guess) is the right site.
This is the most stupid site I'd ever found.
Click me
You'll know what to do when you get there  |
zero mechanism.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 103
Gender: Female
Posts: 4265 | April 14th, 2007 at 12:45pm This is hilarious.
Some of the stuff is stupid, but some of it is funny. |
reckless decadence.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 4542 | April 17th, 2007 at 05:21pm The Disciples met for the last time at what was known as "The Last Cuddle Party." Carrabba broke the razor, gave it to his disciples, and said "take this all of you and cut from it, for this is the spirit of my body, which shall live on through you and all emos forever and ever."
While crying and gashing their flesh for over an hour, the Punk Rock authorities finally descended to take Carrabba. He was tried under Robert Smith, and sentenced to emofixion, a struggle captioned in Mel Gibsons "The Passion of the Emo."
I have no idea why I find that so hilarious.
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Ami von Grimm
Banned
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 13505 | April 21st, 2007 at 05:43pm Huh.
Frank Iero: Gerard's bitch.
O_o |
Jeremy DePoyster.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 3349 | April 23rd, 2007 at 06:16pm yea urmmm, im bored, but not THAT bored...
lol |
MCR.4.life
Killjoy
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 56 | April 23rd, 2007 at 07:18pm lol the first thing i did was type my chemical romance.....i think that deserves an lol........LOL AWAY PEOPLZ! |
Chris Kunitz!
Joining The Black Parade
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 230 | April 25th, 2007 at 04:37am MCR.4.life:lol the first thing i did was type my chemical romance.....i think that deserves an lol........LOL AWAY PEOPLZ!
Hahaha! I did that too. |
dom howard.
Banned
Age: 46
Gender: Female
Posts: 46925 | May 18th, 2007 at 11:07am Type in The Black Parade |
Aunt Marie
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 495 | May 21st, 2007 at 11:33pm yeah really funny |
Cheap Champagne
Motor Baby
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 932 | May 22nd, 2007 at 04:52am New Jersey homo-erotic interpretive-dance troupe My Chemical Romance |
Russell 3:16
Killjoy
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 36 | May 22nd, 2007 at 12:47pm 22 May 2007
Teletubby Land -- Today doctors confirmed that Tinky winky, gay rights activist and possible Democratic candidate for the 2008 presidential election, was gunned down by an unknown assassin. His death came as a happy shock to those who knew him, especially his close friend and longtime gay companion Barney.
Mr. Winky started out his career as a gay porn star, before he made the deal of his life when agreed to play one of the four starring roles in the popular children's T.V. show, the Teletubbies. However, the show was very emotionally taxing for the young and restless Winky, who was struggling with a crisis of sexuality, and simultaneously trying to deal with the stresses of starring in a television show. As the stress built up, Winky turned to alcohol and other drugs. He was often seen having wild all-night parties with his lover at the time, Elmo.
One of the last photos ever taken of Tinky Winky, this shows him at last month's Democratic national convention.He reached a revelation in 2002, when the late Jerry Falwell said "This duchebag is trying to brainwash our kids into accepting the gay lifestyle!! He's gonna turn all of America's toddlers into little FLAMERS!! This little creep is responsible for all of the faults the planet is witnessing today.". Tinky Winky found these comments "very hurtful", reportedly crying for a full seven days before quitting the show. He was replaced by the new character named Butch, who wears a black leather outfit and walks around with a Playboy magazine in his pocket. "Now THIS is a decent, Retarded character," said Mr. Falwell on the new Teletubby, "I have no complaints about HIM."
Meanwhile, Tinky Winky moved to San Francisco, where he opened up a gay bar and publicly came out of the closet. Shortly afterwards, he eloped with Barney, and the two began a tour of the United States, also attending that year's gay pride parade.
This year, Winky began showing up at conventions of the Democratic party, and was one of the most flamboyant partygoers at the official celebration on the day of Jerry Falwell's death. In recent weeks, he made numerous speeches implying that he planned to run for president, including his final speech in which he said "GEORGE BUSH ASSHOLE! GEORGE BUSH ASSHOLE! TINKY WINKY WANT GIVE AMERICA BIG HUG!!!". This statement can be interprited as a confirmation of Mr. Winky's plans to run for president. If so, he would be the first Teletubby to ever hold a public office, although he wouldn't be the first to run (La-La made an unsuccesful bid for governor of Florida in 2006). Polls before Mr. Winky's assassination showed that 30% of Americans preferred him over Hillary Clinton, and 45% preferred him over Big Bird, who is rumored to be running as an independent.
Whether or not Tinky Winky planned to run for president will never be known, because at 9:00 this morning, while walking out of a women's underwear store, Tinky Winky was gunned down by a passing vehicle. Witnesses say it was a large, black vehicle with a bumper sticker reading "I am definately NOT a gangster." Tinky Winky was killed instantly. Most of his body was taken by the proprietor of the women's underwear store, who planned to turn him into a Bra. Dipsy and Po took what was left of his remains to a local doctor, who confirmed his death. Police have theorized that the assassin who killed him actually mistook him for Cookie Monster, an individual who many gangs have attempted to assassinate over the years, because "He never pays for his cookies."
WTF!?!?!?!?! |
Illuminatist
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 41
Gender: Female
Posts: 2354 | May 23rd, 2007 at 12:11am i typed in Paris hilton..and these is one of the quotes..lmfao
“Fuck me, Fuck me, Fuck me, Fuck me, etc. etc. etc. ”
~ Paris Hilton on Every guy in the world and mars and the universum. |
banging bear.
Always Born a Crime
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 6561 | June 19th, 2007 at 10:41am Road Warrior Russell:22 May 2007
Teletubby Land -- Today doctors confirmed that Tinky winky, gay rights activist and possible Democratic candidate for the 2008 presidential election, was gunned down by an unknown assassin. His death came as a happy shock to those who knew him, especially his close friend and longtime gay companion Barney.
Mr. Winky started out his career as a gay porn star, before he made the deal of his life when agreed to play one of the four starring roles in the popular children's T.V. show, the Teletubbies. However, the show was very emotionally taxing for the young and restless Winky, who was struggling with a crisis of sexuality, and simultaneously trying to deal with the stresses of starring in a television show. As the stress built up, Winky turned to alcohol and other drugs. He was often seen having wild all-night parties with his lover at the time, Elmo.
One of the last photos ever taken of Tinky Winky, this shows him at last month's Democratic national convention.He reached a revelation in 2002, when the late Jerry Falwell said "This duchebag is trying to brainwash our kids into accepting the gay lifestyle!! He's gonna turn all of America's toddlers into little FLAMERS!! This little creep is responsible for all of the faults the planet is witnessing today.". Tinky Winky found these comments "very hurtful", reportedly crying for a full seven days before quitting the show. He was replaced by the new character named Butch, who wears a black leather outfit and walks around with a Playboy magazine in his pocket. "Now THIS is a decent, Retarded character," said Mr. Falwell on the new Teletubby, "I have no complaints about HIM."
Meanwhile, Tinky Winky moved to San Francisco, where he opened up a gay bar and publicly came out of the closet. Shortly afterwards, he eloped with Barney, and the two began a tour of the United States, also attending that year's gay pride parade.
This year, Winky began showing up at conventions of the Democratic party, and was one of the most flamboyant partygoers at the official celebration on the day of Jerry Falwell's death. In recent weeks, he made numerous speeches implying that he planned to run for president, including his final speech in which he said "GEORGE BUSH ASSHOLE! GEORGE BUSH ASSHOLE! TINKY WINKY WANT GIVE AMERICA BIG HUG!!!". This statement can be interprited as a confirmation of Mr. Winky's plans to run for president. If so, he would be the first Teletubby to ever hold a public office, although he wouldn't be the first to run (La-La made an unsuccesful bid for governor of Florida in 2006). Polls before Mr. Winky's assassination showed that 30% of Americans preferred him over Hillary Clinton, and 45% preferred him over Big Bird, who is rumored to be running as an independent.
Whether or not Tinky Winky planned to run for president will never be known, because at 9:00 this morning, while walking out of a women's underwear store, Tinky Winky was gunned down by a passing vehicle. Witnesses say it was a large, black vehicle with a bumper sticker reading "I am definately NOT a gangster." Tinky Winky was killed instantly. Most of his body was taken by the proprietor of the women's underwear store, who planned to turn him into a Bra. Dipsy and Po took what was left of his remains to a local doctor, who confirmed his death. Police have theorized that the assassin who killed him actually mistook him for Cookie Monster, an individual who many gangs have attempted to assassinate over the years, because "He never pays for his cookies."
WTF!?!?!?!?!
 Omg how can you NOT be amused by that? It's HILARIOUS!! |
alaska 5000
Tragic With a Capital T
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 48286 | June 30th, 2007 at 03:14pm Search "Pokémon". It's fucking brill XD |
dinosore.
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 1263 | July 11th, 2007 at 12:13am aww look at the one for "My Chemical Romance (Band)".
i shall kill this site.
now |
XStay_AwakeX
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 454 | July 16th, 2007 at 05:07pm Gerard 'I wanna be a cancer victim' Gay, Whiner (Mutant lovechild of Michael Jackson and Billy Corgan)
MilkyWay, Maracas, bongo drums and Gerard's sex slave
Frank Emo, French Horn
Ray Totoro, Piccolo/Banana Peel
SpongeBob, Homeless, after his girlfriend broke up with him
Sergeant Peppers, Head of Wardrobe
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS! |
