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Wanja
In a Hail of Bullets
Wanja
Age: 33
Gender: -
Posts: 78477
October 23rd, 2008 at 07:27am
Elvis Presley:
Do what's right for you, as long as it don't hurt no one
Wanja
In a Hail of Bullets
Wanja
Age: 33
Gender: -
Posts: 78477
December 26th, 2008 at 09:35pm
.:
If I knew missing you was going to be a part of my life, I never would have let you in.
yep
Ghost in the Snow
yep
Age: 54
Gender: -
Posts: 64734
December 26th, 2008 at 10:05pm
Dr. Gregory House:
Everybody lies.
SlumrendeUllteppe
Devil's Got Your Number
SlumrendeUllteppe
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 36571
December 27th, 2008 at 09:37pm
Cory In The House:
Victor: Uh, Newt, you've got bigger problems. Sophie invited you to this tea party because she's got a major crush on you.
Newt: Really? That's so cute!
Victor: Yeah, to you. But, to her, this is a big deal. Look, you got to handle this delicately. Let her down easy.
Newt: Don't worry, ask my parents. I let people down all the time
WW108
In The Murder Scene
WW108
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 24511
January 17th, 2009 at 11:02pm
Stebroren til Alex:
Du Elisabeth! Sia vi e søsken og sånt så syns e at vi ska ha sex!!
yep
Ghost in the Snow
yep
Age: 54
Gender: -
Posts: 64734
January 20th, 2009 at 09:48am
^ Han er syk. Ha Ha

House:
Dr. Cameron: That's not necessarily bad news.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Do you ever watch "Gilligan's Island" reruns and really, really think they're going to get off the island this time?
SlumrendeUllteppe
Devil's Got Your Number
SlumrendeUllteppe
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 36571
January 22nd, 2009 at 08:29am
Twilight:
Edward Cullen: At any rate, we don't have secrets in the family. It's not really feasible, what with my mind reading and Alice seeing the future and all that
Bella Swan: And Jasper making you feel all warm and fuzzy about spilling your guts, don't forget that

Tehe
WW108
In The Murder Scene
WW108
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 24511
January 25th, 2009 at 11:19am
Kjell (lærer):
*prøver å ikke le* Karina snakk om noe viktig!!.....AIDS!!!!!!!


Gjett om det var mange rare ansiktsutrykk i klasserommet akkurat da.
Matthew-
Shotgun Sinner
Matthew-
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 7217
January 26th, 2009 at 02:31pm
Mamma: Hadde du jentebesøk i går kveld?
Mats: mm, ja var nå et par der..
Mormor: Var det flere? Hm.. det va'kje verst!!
Mamma og Mats: Shocked

mormor er kul
Jack's broken heart
Awake and Unafraid
Jack's broken heart
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 10398
January 27th, 2009 at 04:16am
Craig Ferguson:
Welcome back my naughty donkeys.
Jack's broken heart
Awake and Unafraid
Jack's broken heart
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 10398
January 27th, 2009 at 04:19am
En til.. sorry jeg spammer xD

Craig Ferguson:
If you say the moonlanding never happend Buzz'll come and slap you really hard.........That's why I keep saying it.
Jack's broken heart
Awake and Unafraid
Jack's broken heart
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 10398
January 27th, 2009 at 05:03am
Craig Ferguson:
There's nothign I like doing more than faking an orgasm as a pidgeon
john lenin
Demolition Lover
john lenin
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 16409
January 28th, 2009 at 04:15am
Natufaglærer:
Frem og tilbake like langt, inn og ut like trangt!

jeg elsker herr naturfagmann.
han er litt gud.
Jack's broken heart
Awake and Unafraid
Jack's broken heart
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 10398
January 28th, 2009 at 05:07am
Ben Stillers nevø:
It'll do till The Dark Knigth comes out. Then you're screwed. Christian Bale could kick your ass!


xDD
Jack's broken heart
Awake and Unafraid
Jack's broken heart
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 10398
January 28th, 2009 at 07:35am
Joel McHale:
I'm not one of those parents who are like "he's a genius!" I'm like "eh, he's probably retarded.."


What the hell? xD
SlumrendeUllteppe
Devil's Got Your Number
SlumrendeUllteppe
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 36571
February 8th, 2009 at 05:20pm
Teacher - Stuart, has anyone close to you died resently?
Stuart - Uhhm... Well, my grandpa died, and my grandma died, and my dog died, and my fish died, and my cat ate my fish and then choked on it and died... oh yeah, and my dad died.
Doreen - Oh no, your dad's not dead!
Stuart - HE'S DEAD TO ME Evil or Very Mad


rolling on floor
Wanja
In a Hail of Bullets
Wanja
Age: 33
Gender: -
Posts: 78477
February 9th, 2009 at 12:12am
verdens søteste:
tru itj no på at du kan sje forjævlig ut! går ikke ann!
In Love
NOTHINGLEFT
Salute You in Your Grave
NOTHINGLEFT
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 2545
May 27th, 2009 at 01:11pm
Enid, Ghost World :
“I can’t relate to 99% of humanity.”
my friend of misery
Demolition Lover
my friend of misery
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 19289
June 9th, 2009 at 01:13pm
Fanthomas:
Det der er ikke girspaken, Kristoffer
Ha Ha
my friend of misery
Demolition Lover
my friend of misery
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 19289
June 28th, 2009 at 08:40am
Shane:
Swifty:
how the hell did u get in here?
Dude.. we fucked last night
Ha Ha