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Wanja
In a Hail of Bullets
Age: 33
Gender: -
Posts: 78477 | July 29th, 2008 at 07:40am
Friday, July 18, 2008
Ugly People
Why is it that when you see a good looking couple – they always have one baby. Just a handsome guy with his hot milf wife, pushing a stroller with the Gerber baby in it. But when you see an ugly couple, they have 7 or 8 ugly, pasty-skinned, overweight, red-headed, snotty-faced brats in tow.
You may ask me, "Who are you to pass judgement on these people, Brian?" - and it would be just like you to ask me something like that. Well, I'll tell you who I am. I am a tax-payer. And the more kids you have, the bigger tax break you get. As a country, we are encouraging the breeding of not only failure, but people who are just plain no fun to look at. My money goes to buy frosted pop-tarts for some 150 lb. four-year-old named Eddie Jr. in Bakersfield and I can't begin to tell you how hollow that makes me feel inside. We are subsidizing the wrong people. We should be paying the two desirable hotties to mate like monkeys, if only to make the world a more asthetically pleasing place - while the ugly couple ought not to have been allowed to touch each other below the waist.
BUT, I am never one to opine without presenting a solution. So here goes: The amount of kids you have should be in direct proportion to your rating on a scale of 1 to 10. If you're a 10, you can have 10 kids and send them all to college. But if you're a 1, you can only have one kid – and he has to drop out of school in the 8th grade and work with you at the carnival.
I know what you're thinking. Who gets to decide who is good looking and who is not? I'm way ahead of you . . . Me, that's who. I'll be the decider. Let's face it. No one scale could effectively be applied to everyone. Some people are beautiful until they open their mouths, (you know who you are), while some less than attractive people are good at sex. I'm willing to test them extensively to be fair - at least the females. The men will be judged by a firm handshake.
We need to pass a law. That's all I'm saying. |
phantasmagoria
Full of Ephedrine
Age: 103
Gender: Male
Posts: 44898 | July 29th, 2008 at 07:59am i'll be the boy you can't resist
you'll be the tenth girl on my list |
Kiine90
Jazz Hands
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 267 | July 29th, 2008 at 11:55am Afghan Knights |
WW108
In The Murder Scene
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 24511 | July 29th, 2008 at 12:25pm Andre artister som ifølge Billboard går med turnéplaner er Green Day, Depeche Mode og Christina Aguillera. |
Wanja
In a Hail of Bullets
Age: 33
Gender: -
Posts: 78477 | July 29th, 2008 at 12:36pm Songs to Make Love By
Or send &12.95 (plus $4.95 S&H) to
Brian Haner
PO Box 78312
Corona, CA 92877
As promised, here is my new comedy CD - "Songs to Make Love By".
CAUTION:
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This CD contains explicit lyrics and adult subject matter.
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Possession of this CD can lead to arrest in certain red states. |
phantasmagoria
Full of Ephedrine
Age: 103
Gender: Male
Posts: 44898 | July 29th, 2008 at 02:21pm Hathaway Lane |
Wanja
In a Hail of Bullets
Age: 33
Gender: -
Posts: 78477 | July 30th, 2008 at 08:17am http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQk5z-YiBPE |
phantasmagoria
Full of Ephedrine
Age: 103
Gender: Male
Posts: 44898 | July 30th, 2008 at 09:39am In 2005, the group broke up, and no longer performed together. All of the members started their own solo careers. |
Wanja
In a Hail of Bullets
Age: 33
Gender: -
Posts: 78477 | July 30th, 2008 at 10:13am Archive.org |
phantasmagoria
Full of Ephedrine
Age: 103
Gender: Male
Posts: 44898 | July 30th, 2008 at 10:21am Nei, nå skal jeg ikke stalke dere lenger |
yep
Ghost in the Snow
Age: 54
Gender: -
Posts: 64734 | July 30th, 2008 at 01:12pm Bon Jovi – Lost Highway
Tommy M – Completely?
Def Leppard – Songs From The Sparkle Lounge? |
WW108
In The Murder Scene
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 24511 | July 30th, 2008 at 07:08pm https://telenormobil.no/ums/compose/sms.do |
phantasmagoria
Full of Ephedrine
Age: 103
Gender: Male
Posts: 44898 | July 31st, 2008 at 06:18am 98.5. |
Wanja
In a Hail of Bullets
Age: 33
Gender: -
Posts: 78477 | July 31st, 2008 at 08:41am people either hate everything about us
or have absolute, undying love for us.
There's no middle ground. |
WW108
In The Murder Scene
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 24511 | July 31st, 2008 at 08:49am We all know what to do but no one does it. |
phantasmagoria
Full of Ephedrine
Age: 103
Gender: Male
Posts: 44898 | July 31st, 2008 at 08:53am I think I'm in love |
Wanja
In a Hail of Bullets
Age: 33
Gender: -
Posts: 78477 | July 31st, 2008 at 09:10am "I was on this groupie website one night,
and they were talking about me and Johnny a lot,
saying I was good in bed and shit.
They were trading stories. Some of them were true,
some of them weren't. |
yep
Ghost in the Snow
Age: 54
Gender: -
Posts: 64734 | July 31st, 2008 at 12:26pm The Gift Of Paralysis |
phantasmagoria
Full of Ephedrine
Age: 103
Gender: Male
Posts: 44898 | July 31st, 2008 at 03:29pm Ja, den er mest sannsynlig ute av trykk, men vi forsøker et par ulike steder tilfelle noen skulle sitte på et lite restlager.
Ordren blir automatisk foreldet i løpet av to måneder men kan også kanselleres når du ønsker det.
Vi krysser fingre!
Mvh.
Kristian Tiger |
WW108
In The Murder Scene
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 24511 | August 5th, 2008 at 02:54pm Second Heartbeat |
