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| Burnout Bleeding on the Floor  Age: - Gender: Male Posts: 1153 | |
| la cerise Bulletproof Heart  Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 26077 |  I fucking love this site now. xD The article about Benjamin Franklin? Hysterical. xDDD I can't stop grinning like a tool now. I clicked "Random page" and I got, "So, you woke up next to a hooker: a guide to general etiquette."  The next question to ask yourself, before all the others is: "Have I murdered this hooker?" If you have not, the hooker will most likely still be breathing, albeit shallowly. If, on the other hand, you cannot remember what has happened, your hands are covered in blood, and the hooker is him/herself in a state of dismemberment, then congratulations! You are on your first step towards becoming a serial killer, and will join the illustrious ranks of Charlie Manson, Mohindas Ghandi, and Optimus Prime. The next step is to send a threatening message to the police station, and come up with a cooky moniker for yourself. Most serial killers are named after the manner or location of their killings, for example, the "Cincinnati Vivesector", or the "West Lake Bludgeoner". |
| chainsaws cascading. In The Murder Scene  Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 22924 | |
| la cerise Bulletproof Heart Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 26077 | mychemicalobsessionx:I found his page linked on the page about Vampires. xD But, it seems like it's been 'huffed' (apparently an inside joke on Uncyclopedia.org), so it must have been deleted after I read it. The article wasn't really that great, anyways. The writing had loads of spelling and grammar errors, and it wasn't really all that funny because the jokes were really overused. Here's the page on Vampires that linked to Gerard Way's page. (Gerard is mentioned in the first paragraph of the third section, titled 'Vampires and Goths') Clicking on the 'Gerard Way' link on the above page will bring you to this. Once again, take this all in a humorous fashion and if you are easily offended, don't click.  When I searched 'My Chemical Romance', I got this page. Is that what you were seeing? |
| The Creature In The Murder Scene  Age: - Gender: - Posts: 23462 | I looked up Coheed And Cambria... “They just ripped me off” ~ Oscar Wilde on Coheed and Cambria “Rush, Iron Maiden, and Star Wars had a baby.” ~ An Obtuse Description “He has cool hair” ~ Excactly minus egg “This band sucks” ~ Claudio Sanchez on Coheed and Cambria The last quote is actually from their music video for AFAH. And actually, it's Mic who says it...Not Caludio. THIS SITE FAILS! xD |
| la cerise Bulletproof Heart Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 26077 | ^ That's the whole point. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SATIRICAL. xDDDDD I love the quotes at the tops of pages, though. xD |
| The Creature In The Murder Scene Age: - Gender: - Posts: 23462 | |
| Common_Existence Motor Baby  Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 970 | |
| freak_boi Killjoy  Age: 32 Gender: Male Posts: 63 | |
| The Creature In The Murder Scene Age: - Gender: - Posts: 23462 | Track Listing on Father's Almanac I'm Burning Peat IV , Volume One: From Rain Through the Hay and Turf (2005) 1. Fucking a Horse (The band were obsessed with the movie "Caligula"} ...... 7. Twice Upon Your Horse Penis (written after Claudio had sex with a Horse) Track Listing for Father's Almanac, Volume Two: Electric Boogaloo (2007) 1. The Raping 2. No World Due To Global Warming |
| Bella Muerte! Really Not Okay  Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 632 | |
| goodbye blue sky Always Born a Crime  Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 6461 |
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