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Aunt Marie Thinking Happy Thoughts Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 495 | This is the most stupid site I'd ever found. Click me You'll know what to do when you get there |
zero mechanism. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 103 Gender: Female Posts: 4265 | This is hilarious. Some of the stuff is stupid, but some of it is funny. |
reckless decadence. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 4542 | The Disciples met for the last time at what was known as "The Last Cuddle Party." Carrabba broke the razor, gave it to his disciples, and said "take this all of you and cut from it, for this is the spirit of my body, which shall live on through you and all emos forever and ever." While crying and gashing their flesh for over an hour, the Punk Rock authorities finally descended to take Carrabba. He was tried under Robert Smith, and sentenced to emofixion, a struggle captioned in Mel Gibsons "The Passion of the Emo." I have no idea why I find that so hilarious. |
Ami von Grimm Banned Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 13505 | Huh. Frank Iero: Gerard's bitch. O_o |
Jeremy DePoyster. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 3349 | yea urmmm, im bored, but not THAT bored... lol |
MCR.4.life Killjoy Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 56 | lol the first thing i did was type my chemical romance.....i think that deserves an lol........LOL AWAY PEOPLZ! |
Chris Kunitz! Joining The Black Parade Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 230 | MCR.4.life: Hahaha! I did that too. |
dom howard. Banned Age: 46 Gender: Female Posts: 46925 | Type in The Black Parade |
Aunt Marie Thinking Happy Thoughts Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 495 | yeah really funny |
Cheap Champagne Motor Baby Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 932 | New Jersey homo-erotic interpretive-dance troupe My Chemical Romance |
Russell 3:16 Killjoy Age: 31 Gender: Male Posts: 36 | 22 May 2007 Teletubby Land -- Today doctors confirmed that Tinky winky, gay rights activist and possible Democratic candidate for the 2008 presidential election, was gunned down by an unknown assassin. His death came as a happy shock to those who knew him, especially his close friend and longtime gay companion Barney. Mr. Winky started out his career as a gay porn star, before he made the deal of his life when agreed to play one of the four starring roles in the popular children's T.V. show, the Teletubbies. However, the show was very emotionally taxing for the young and restless Winky, who was struggling with a crisis of sexuality, and simultaneously trying to deal with the stresses of starring in a television show. As the stress built up, Winky turned to alcohol and other drugs. He was often seen having wild all-night parties with his lover at the time, Elmo. One of the last photos ever taken of Tinky Winky, this shows him at last month's Democratic national convention.He reached a revelation in 2002, when the late Jerry Falwell said "This duchebag is trying to brainwash our kids into accepting the gay lifestyle!! He's gonna turn all of America's toddlers into little FLAMERS!! This little creep is responsible for all of the faults the planet is witnessing today.". Tinky Winky found these comments "very hurtful", reportedly crying for a full seven days before quitting the show. He was replaced by the new character named Butch, who wears a black leather outfit and walks around with a Playboy magazine in his pocket. "Now THIS is a decent, Retarded character," said Mr. Falwell on the new Teletubby, "I have no complaints about HIM." Meanwhile, Tinky Winky moved to San Francisco, where he opened up a gay bar and publicly came out of the closet. Shortly afterwards, he eloped with Barney, and the two began a tour of the United States, also attending that year's gay pride parade. This year, Winky began showing up at conventions of the Democratic party, and was one of the most flamboyant partygoers at the official celebration on the day of Jerry Falwell's death. In recent weeks, he made numerous speeches implying that he planned to run for president, including his final speech in which he said "GEORGE BUSH ASSHOLE! GEORGE BUSH ASSHOLE! TINKY WINKY WANT GIVE AMERICA BIG HUG!!!". This statement can be interprited as a confirmation of Mr. Winky's plans to run for president. If so, he would be the first Teletubby to ever hold a public office, although he wouldn't be the first to run (La-La made an unsuccesful bid for governor of Florida in 2006). Polls before Mr. Winky's assassination showed that 30% of Americans preferred him over Hillary Clinton, and 45% preferred him over Big Bird, who is rumored to be running as an independent. Whether or not Tinky Winky planned to run for president will never be known, because at 9:00 this morning, while walking out of a women's underwear store, Tinky Winky was gunned down by a passing vehicle. Witnesses say it was a large, black vehicle with a bumper sticker reading "I am definately NOT a gangster." Tinky Winky was killed instantly. Most of his body was taken by the proprietor of the women's underwear store, who planned to turn him into a Bra. Dipsy and Po took what was left of his remains to a local doctor, who confirmed his death. Police have theorized that the assassin who killed him actually mistook him for Cookie Monster, an individual who many gangs have attempted to assassinate over the years, because "He never pays for his cookies." WTF!?!?!?!?! |
Illuminatist Salute You in Your Grave Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 2354 | i typed in Paris hilton..and these is one of the quotes..lmfao “Fuck me, Fuck me, Fuck me, Fuck me, etc. etc. etc. ” ~ Paris Hilton on Every guy in the world and mars and the universum. |
banging bear. Always Born a Crime Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 6561 | Road Warrior Russell: Omg how can you NOT be amused by that? It's HILARIOUS!! |
alaska 5000 Tragic With a Capital T Age: 28 Gender: Female Posts: 48286 | Search "Pokémon". It's fucking brill XD |
dinosore. Bleeding on the Floor Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 1263 | aww look at the one for "My Chemical Romance (Band)". i shall kill this site. now |
XStay_AwakeX Thinking Happy Thoughts Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 454 | Gerard 'I wanna be a cancer victim' Gay, Whiner (Mutant lovechild of Michael Jackson and Billy Corgan) MilkyWay, Maracas, bongo drums and Gerard's sex slave Frank Emo, French Horn Ray Totoro, Piccolo/Banana Peel SpongeBob, Homeless, after his girlfriend broke up with him Sergeant Peppers, Head of Wardrobe AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS! |
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