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Burnout Bleeding on the Floor
Age: - Gender: Male Posts: 1153 | May 12th, 2008 at 12:34am
here it is.
THIS SITE IS FREAKING HILARIOUS
non-humourous need not apply.
i advise you not to look up gerard way or my chemical romance for that matter. you may be slightly offended |
la cerise Bulletproof Heart
Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 26077 | May 12th, 2008 at 03:13pm
I fucking love this site now. xD
The article about Benjamin Franklin?
Hysterical.
xDDD
I can't stop grinning like a tool now.
I clicked "Random page" and I got, "So, you woke up next to a hooker: a guide to general etiquette."
The next question to ask yourself, before all the others is: "Have I murdered this hooker?" If you have not, the hooker will most likely still be breathing, albeit shallowly. If, on the other hand, you cannot remember what has happened, your hands are covered in blood, and the hooker is him/herself in a state of dismemberment, then congratulations! You are on your first step towards becoming a serial killer, and will join the illustrious ranks of Charlie Manson, Mohindas Ghandi, and Optimus Prime. The next step is to send a threatening message to the police station, and come up with a cooky moniker for yourself. Most serial killers are named after the manner or location of their killings, for example, the "Cincinnati Vivesector", or the "West Lake Bludgeoner". |
chainsaws cascading. In The Murder Scene
Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 22924 | May 12th, 2008 at 04:44pm they didn't have anything for Gerard!
my chemical romance came up as a book. was I reading the right thing? I'm rather slow. |
la cerise Bulletproof Heart
Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 26077 | May 12th, 2008 at 05:44pm mychemicalobsessionx:they didn't have anything for Gerard!
my chemical romance came up as a book. was I reading the right thing? I'm rather slow. I found his page linked on the page about Vampires. xD
But, it seems like it's been 'huffed' (apparently an inside joke on Uncyclopedia.org), so it must have been deleted after I read it.
The article wasn't really that great, anyways. The writing had loads of spelling and grammar errors, and it wasn't really all that funny because the jokes were really overused.
Here's the page on Vampires that linked to Gerard Way's page. (Gerard is mentioned in the first paragraph of the third section, titled 'Vampires and Goths')
Clicking on the 'Gerard Way' link on the above page will bring you to this.
Once again, take this all in a humorous fashion and if you are easily offended, don't click.
When I searched 'My Chemical Romance', I got this page. Is that what you were seeing? |
The Creature In The Murder Scene
Age: - Gender: - Posts: 23462 | May 12th, 2008 at 06:13pm I looked up Coheed And Cambria...
“They just ripped me off”
~ Oscar Wilde on Coheed and Cambria
“Rush, Iron Maiden, and Star Wars had a baby.”
~ An Obtuse Description
“He has cool hair”
~ Excactly minus egg
“This band sucks”
~ Claudio Sanchez on Coheed and Cambria
The last quote is actually from their music video for AFAH.
And actually, it's Mic who says it...Not Caludio.
THIS SITE FAILS! xD |
la cerise Bulletproof Heart
Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 26077 | May 12th, 2008 at 06:29pm ^
That's the whole point.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SATIRICAL. xDDDDD
I love the quotes at the tops of pages, though. xD |
The Creature In The Murder Scene
Age: - Gender: - Posts: 23462 | May 12th, 2008 at 06:36pm I know that, this wasn't my first time to the site. Everyone on Cobalt and Calcium saw Claudio's page, and the bands page.
Same here (about the quotes).
And the Rush, Iron Maiden, and Star Wars thing is epic. Love it! |
Common_Existence Motor Baby
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 970 | May 20th, 2008 at 04:51am Oh that site is hilarious check out the Guitar Hero article |
freak_boi Killjoy
Age: 32 Gender: Male Posts: 63 | May 20th, 2008 at 12:57pm I love this site! lol
I could never find it lol. |
The Creature In The Murder Scene
Age: - Gender: - Posts: 23462 | August 15th, 2008 at 07:41pm Track Listing on Father's Almanac I'm Burning Peat IV , Volume One: From Rain Through the Hay and Turf (2005)
1. Fucking a Horse (The band were obsessed with the movie "Caligula"}
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7. Twice Upon Your Horse Penis (written after Claudio had sex with a Horse)
Track Listing for Father's Almanac, Volume Two: Electric Boogaloo (2007)
1. The Raping
2. No World Due To Global Warming
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Bella Muerte! Really Not Okay
Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 632 | September 2nd, 2008 at 06:11am haha its so stupid but mean |
goodbye blue sky Always Born a Crime
Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 6461 | September 30th, 2008 at 09:28am Yay! It says that Vill Valo is the leader of Finland!
A popular Finnish proverb is : perkele vittu ruotsalaiset saatana!!!!!!
Ahahahhaaehehe... Wish you guys knew what on Earth that means...
"Polish has too many fucking consonants; a simple example...
....Żółte żaby żałośliwie żalą się żółwiowi, że żółtodzioby żuraw z Żywca zamiast żyta żaby żre.
Come on people, its not that hard! ;D
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