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Plague Rat

Plague Rat
Name:
Skylar Awesomeface
Age:
28
Gender:
Female
Location:
Not where I want to be.

Member since January 30th, 2007

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About

I discovered My Chemical Romance a very long time ago. Back when they came out with Bullets.

I was in a music store and I picked up the Cd because I liked the cover and bought it.

Best decision I ever made.

This band means the world to me and I love them more than anything.


The Emo Bible

Everything started with the one God, Gerard.
One day he had a spark of creativity, so he picked this random ball of rock and started to put stuff on it.
The first day he created a really hot emo guy named Mikey.
The second day he created music.
The third day he created drugs, sex, and razors.
The fourth day he created an insecure emo girl, Alicia.
The fifth day he created black clothes, belts, and makeup.
The sixth day he created all of the swear words.
The seventh and final day he created the food of the gods, Skittles™.

One day, the first emos (Mikey and Alicia, who were wearing clothes) were greeted by the Skittle™ faerie. She told them, “Eat these sour Skittles ™.”
But Gerard said, “No, eat the regular Skittles™.”
So they ate the sour Skittles because they tasted better.
But then they felt bad.
And they got stoned a lot.
And they started cutting to make themselves feel better.
But then they had sore arms, so they got drunk to make them feel better. Because of this, Alicia accidentally got pregnant and gave birth to the beautiful Jepha, who lived off of Skittles.
A whole bunch of emos were spawned after that.

-1000 years later-

A hot 13-year-old boy named Frankie was walking home from the gas station where he had just purchased some Skittles. On the way he encountered an angel with a huge fro named Ray.
Ray said, “Gerard wants you right now.”
Frank: “What?”
Ray: “He wants to rape you.”
Frank: “But I’m 13. That’s illegal.”
Ray: “Whatever.”
Frankie was poofed up to heaven. The clouds were black.
Ray brought Frankie to Gerard.
Gerard said, “Now you will be pregnant with my son!”
Frankie: “No effing way! I’m a guy!”
Gerard raped him anyways.
Frankie was angry because now that he was pregnant, he was all fat. So he went anorexic but his friends forced him to eat because they knew about the baby.

-Nine months later-

Davey, the son of Gerard, was born!! ZOMG!

-16 years later-

Davey was the EMO JESUS but everyone hated him because he was gay.
Miracles: He did people’s hair and he turned water into beer.
He had a bunch of followers that loved him because he was hot.
Some angry people (the ancestors of jocks and preps) killed Davey because they were homophobic.
1000 years later someone made a really shitty movie about it called, “The Passion of the Davey”

-2000 years later-

Davey Havok is the reincarnation of the EMO JESUS. He becomes the messiah and people worship him and his beautiful voice. He eventually saves the world from the total hellhole it is.


The End


I wish I knew how to say something about myself that people would want to read.

So I love concert's.

I feel alive there.

Whenever I get a chance I go to one.

The last person I saw was Jeffree Star. He was an asshole and it made me sad.


Here's a list !!!


Bands I have seen live -

My Chemical Romance ( twice )
Misfits
HIM
Mindless Self Indulgence
Fall Out Boy
Cute Is What We Aim For
Plain White T's
Gym Class Heroes
Rise Against
Mayday Parade
We The Kings
Katy Perry
Anberlin
Artist Vs Poets
Let's Get It
Watch Out ! There's Ghosts.
Jacob's Ladder
Linkin Park
Julian K
Escape The Fate
Attack!Attack!
Burn Halo
Black Tide
Madina Lake
Underoath
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
3oh!3
Senses Fail
In This Moment
Ice Nine Kills
Settings
Jeffree Star

And I think a few more I can't remember...

Oh I'm going to see Emilie Autumn on the 17th of Oct

Oh Emilie Autumn... <3 you own me.

Comments

  • jimmydied3

    oh wait, not exactly 2 years, lol

    jimmydied3, August 28th, 2009 at 01:06:17pm

  • jimmydied3

    HAHA! 2 years AFTER i post the Nice Profile comment, im back on!

    jimmydied3, August 28th, 2009 at 01:05:47pm

  • stockholm syndrome.

    Your profile made me laugh, and your avatar too.

    stockholm syndrome., August 25th, 2009 at 11:47:26pm

  • Im.Just.Me-.-

    nice profile! its really long...lol
    YAY AFI! XD

    Im.Just.Me-.-, October 8th, 2008 at 01:31:49am

  • Jeffree Star

    I appreciate that u love Jeffree
    but please no cussing thanx =)

    Jeffree Star, May 27th, 2008 at 01:58:00pm

  • HisLastWalk

    wow! your profil is awesome!!!im jenn,
    whats up!?

    HisLastWalk, October 21st, 2007 at 09:16:21pm

  • jimmydied3

    Nice Profile!!

    jimmydied3, August 30th, 2007 at 04:35:19pm

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