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King Of The Jews JR

King Of The Jews JR
Name:
-
Age:
30
Gender:
Male
Location:
That place *points* Over There

Member since July 6th, 2006

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Well nothing much to write here... may as well copy everyone else and put in quotes...

(>’.(>0_o)>

QUOTES:

M!lly: download it off LimeWire. its a good song, it grows on ya.
Me: so does pubic hair

I totally thought she sed she wanted to be a zombie here
M!lly: I WANNA BE A LESBION BUTCH ZOMBIE-KILLER who kills a zombie and saves my sweet tegans life.
Me: and then you and Tegan can sit there munching on each other.
Me: oh wait that came out wrong.

Me: Hey Shannon, do you have a dog house?
Shannon: Uh no...
Me: Oh, well where's Kylie going to sleep?
Megan: Oh Snap!

Tegan: Do cats have balls?

Oh and these ones are from my random online people:

Andacious™: and i was like hey look beastiality
Andacious™: then i stopped it downloading
Andacious™: and he was like no keep going

Andacious™: i typed in fox porn
Andacious™: and theres 700 hits so far
Fox: rofl
Andacious™: omfg..
Andacious™: theres like 2000

ShadowGrrl:
he was all like : l
then i was like : O?
then he was like : )
then i was all like : D
then we was like <3sexme<3
then i was like /suck

<Swiich> dude, that girl i went on a date with last night was really dumb
<Cindy> fuck you too
<Swiich> shit, wrong window

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

Comments

  • samantha connolly

    o i c u bash.org quotes~

    samantha connolly, July 29th, 2008 at 10:48:10am

  • xxacidxrainxx

    Beastiality?

    xxacidxrainxx, July 15th, 2008 at 08:46:25am

  • xxacidxrainxx

    Yes, lets.

    *does the date-ey dance*

    xxacidxrainxx, April 11th, 2008 at 07:41:57am

  • xxacidxrainxx

    Hallo.
    You seem nice.
    We should date!
    :3

    xxacidxrainxx, April 11th, 2008 at 07:25:12am

  • SHANE is my SUPERMAN

    ha, i love your profile. those quotes crack me up. very... original. :] you seem like an awesome person. I'm brittany, btw.

    SHANE is my SUPERMAN, February 10th, 2008 at 01:47:25pm

  • NOTHINGLEFT

    hi!! 8D thanks for your comment on my poem!!
    so long.

    NOTHINGLEFT, December 16th, 2007 at 03:04:38pm

  • raggedy doctor

    nice profile xD
    And you got girrrrrlssss checking you out. ;]
    21-YEAR-OLD GIRLS! ;D

    raggedy doctor, October 21st, 2007 at 02:27:42pm

  • xIMxSOxSICKx

    love the profile

    xIMxSOxSICKx, September 23rd, 2007 at 05:04:37am

  • Wil Francis

    hey nice profile you seem awesome

    Wil Francis, September 14th, 2007 at 03:26:50am

  • Bleeding; Juliet

    haha

    Bleeding; Juliet, September 12th, 2007 at 10:17:16pm

  • eepshyes

    Hi!
    You seem funny.
    Wanna chat?

    eepshyes, August 29th, 2007 at 01:32:24am

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