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Nick Jonas.
Bleeding on the Floor
Nick Jonas.
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 1448
July 1st, 2007 at 11:29am
lmfao
EMSEEAR
Killjoy
EMSEEAR
Age: 52
Gender: Female
Posts: 84
July 1st, 2007 at 03:26pm
Haha,w'hey.
rebel-in-black
Killjoy
rebel-in-black
Age: 30
Gender: -
Posts: 81
July 5th, 2007 at 10:15pm
wtf?!?!?!?!?
m45tq
Awake and Unafraid
m45tq
Age: 98
Gender: Female
Posts: 11447
July 5th, 2007 at 10:16pm
LMFAOOO.
Ahead of the Curve
Always Born a Crime
Ahead of the Curve
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 5918
August 19th, 2007 at 11:58am
XD

im almost crying
those song words are amazing!
rollertoaster
Fabulous Killjoy
rollertoaster
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 143
August 19th, 2007 at 03:34pm
I don't see what you people are quoting....
Professor Snape
Always Born a Crime
Professor Snape
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 6041
August 19th, 2007 at 08:13pm
"My Chemical Romance front man Gerard Way is a suspected victim of constipation. Evidence of his constipation can be seen in all of his videos."



wow..no offense to gerard..but i've always thought so too..xD but that's one of the many reasons why i like him as a singer..haha..
he inspires me to look....constipated..xD rolling on floor
fabulous killjoy.
Moderator
fabulous killjoy.
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 46256
August 19th, 2007 at 08:15pm
rollertoaster:
I don't see what you people are quoting....
Probably because it always changes.
Jyulin
Shotgun Sinner
Jyulin
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 9743
August 20th, 2007 at 12:09am
...XD
drink ourselves dry.
Crash Queen
drink ourselves dry.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 34353
April 12th, 2008 at 12:59am
Lol. Proper funny.
Mercutio
Motor Baby
Mercutio
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 835
April 12th, 2008 at 02:10am
It's changed to something completely un MCR related... any ideas?
Switchblade Saint
Salute You in Your Grave
Switchblade Saint
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 2601
April 12th, 2008 at 08:03am
Tiger-Lily_14:
It's changed to something completely un MCR related... any ideas?


encountered the same prob. all that stuff abt Gerard touching himself & Pete Wentz's tiny dick is gone. Sad (sob) damn never got to read it. did no one save like a copied text version? oh welll.....
Morgaine.
Jazz Hands
Morgaine.
Age: 45
Gender: Female
Posts: 291
April 12th, 2008 at 10:36am
Noooooooo - I missed it as well!
sinking feeling
Thinking Happy Thoughts
sinking feeling
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 535
April 12th, 2008 at 11:14am
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH that was funny.
Brenny Boo
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Brenny Boo
Age: 28
Gender: -
Posts: 495
April 13th, 2008 at 12:35am
roflmao! hahaha!
I can't stop laughing!
Holly Way
Jazz Hands
Holly Way
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 276
April 27th, 2008 at 06:23pm
OMG!! does anyone have the good stuff saved????
Holly Way
Jazz Hands
Holly Way
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 276
April 27th, 2008 at 06:24pm
the quotes that i read are awesome but what the hell is the link of now???
Mindfuck
Always Born a Crime
Mindfuck
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 5614
April 28th, 2008 at 07:15am
Holly Way:
the quotes that i read are awesome but what the hell is the link of now???



the link is still the same, hun, but someone has changed the information so it isn't actually about the band anymore.

Check out the Gerard Way one instead:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Gerard_Way

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From the Gerard one.


Quote
One night, Gerard had a dream. A dream of singing on a stage full of people. But little did the unsuspecting Gerard know that most of his adoring fans would in fact be creatures known as emos or Queer folk, as Tolkien might put it. My Chemical Romance, also known as the chemical compound M2C3R is the name of the band in Gerard's dream and one which he was inspired to create after his latest relationship was ended after Fluorine caught him having an affair with Hydrogen.


Quote
It was allegedly reported that Gerard and his brother Mikey got drunk and Gerard was seen sodomising a clam. When footage of this incident was leaked on the internet, notably on popular video sharing sites, Gerard got angry and demanded to know who filmed him on that night. Mikey admitted to it resulting in the two brothers fighting with each other inbetween concerts. Several concerts had to be cancelled due to brawls involving broken bottles and kittens. Much to the dismay of fans, no refunds were made and the band, namely the Ways, were responsible for several broken windows and the decapitation of a postman whose head was used as a weapon.


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Strfckrs Inc.
Salute You in Your Grave
Strfckrs Inc.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 2257
May 19th, 2008 at 09:00am
I read this about a week ago
So funny

And plus, it's not overly offensive, it's just plain hilarious
Infectious Insanity
Killjoy
Infectious Insanity
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 57
May 19th, 2008 at 09:19pm
is anyone able to post direct text from it? coz i can only get internet access from school, which for some strange reason... *coughs* has blocked uncyclopedia..........