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Go fuck yourself
Devil's Got Your Number
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 37823 | November 26th, 2010 at 02:09am
I can't remember the exact number, but I'm pretty sure it's 65% of all people who voted for George W. Bush voted for him because they said he was someone they would want to have a beer with.
Semen has chemicals that make women happier. |
cricket.
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 69728 | December 17th, 2010 at 01:08pm Dogs can make 10 vocal sounds while cats can make over 100. |
Kaede
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 1359 | December 22nd, 2010 at 06:56am People say "bless you" because your heart stops for a millisecond when you sneeze. |
City Lights.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 2374 | December 22nd, 2010 at 11:20am Cups in China/Japan don't have handles because they've determined that if the cup is too hot to hold, the drink is too hot to enjoy. |
cricket.
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 69728 | December 22nd, 2010 at 01:15pm In January of 2001, Jello was declared Utah's official state snack. |
brandleys;
Death Defying
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 186346 | December 22nd, 2010 at 08:12pm An outbreak of lice among the children cast members occurred while filming Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. |
cricket.
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 69728 | December 23rd, 2010 at 03:13pm 345 billion oreo cookies have been stuck together with icing since 1912. |
brandleys;
Death Defying
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 186346 | December 23rd, 2010 at 10:17pm In Quitman, Georgia, chickens may not cross the road.
The largest baby ever born weighed in at over 23 pounds but died just 11 hours after his birth in 1879. The largest surviving baby was born in October 2009 in Sumatra, Indonesia and weighed an astounding 19.2 pounds at birth. |
skitty.
In the Cannibal Glow
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 51832 | December 24th, 2010 at 01:35pm the statue of liberty was built by freemasons, and is modeled after a pagan goddess. |
brandleys;
Death Defying
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 186346 | December 26th, 2010 at 12:55pm In Egypt, redheads were buried alive as sacrifices to the god Osiris.
No sex in a marriage has a much more powerful negative impact on a marriage than good sex has a positive impact. |
cricket.
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 69728 | December 27th, 2010 at 02:24pm The king of hearts is the only king in a deck of cards without a moustache. |
sad savior;
Wild Eyed Joker
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 86309 | January 17th, 2011 at 05:53pm In Louisiana, it is illegal to bring a lion to the movies. It is also illegal to rob a bank and shoot the cashier with a water gun. |
cricket.
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 69728 | January 17th, 2011 at 06:44pm The exact geographic center of the United States is near Lebanon, Kansas. |
starkid.
Motor Baby
Age: 30
Gender: -
Posts: 984 | January 20th, 2011 at 08:19am charlie brown's dad was a barber.
stressed is desserts spelled backwards.
the elephant is the only animal with 4 knees. |
for reasons unknown
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 103
Gender: Female
Posts: 11073 | January 20th, 2011 at 09:22am adolf hitler was part jewish.
home alone was proposed after macaulay culkin's scene with the babysitter in uncle buck. |
cricket.
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 69728 | January 20th, 2011 at 03:10pm There is a word in the English language with only one vowel, which occurs six times: Indivisibility. |
the constant.
Bulletproof Heart
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 25615 | January 20th, 2011 at 06:23pm Joseph Priestly discovered oxygen in the 1700's |
Cheap Champagne
Motor Baby
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 932 | January 21st, 2011 at 12:36pm The man who invented the game Tetris never got any money for it
It's impossible to lick your own elbow |
cricket.
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 69728 | January 21st, 2011 at 04:33pm One-fourth of the world's population lives on less than $200 a year, while ninety million people survive on less than $75 a year. |
Cheap Champagne
Motor Baby
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 932 | January 22nd, 2011 at 12:00pm Overconsumption of flax over a long period of time can lead to significant cyanide exposure. In this case, overconsumtion means 3 - 10 tablespoons a day |
