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poetic tragedy. Awake and Unafraid
Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 14806 | December 12th, 2010 at 12:15pm
"nej, alltså det är inte körsbär i likör. för ett körsbär i likör är ju ett körsbär i likör men körsbärslikör är ju likör med körsbär" - o.
haha <3 |
Sergey Lazarev. Always Born a Crime
Age: 27 Gender: Female Posts: 5498 | December 14th, 2010 at 10:10am "Some of the safety exits are false!"
- Eddie Izzard. |
Paint It Black Bulletproof Heart
Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 28500 | December 14th, 2010 at 10:43am En man reste till Filipstad för att köpa hatt. Han gick in i en hattaffär där han provade den ena hatten efter den andra. När han hade provat 38 hattar sa han:
"Jag tar den här. Det är ansiktet som är åt helvete."
- Galenskaparna & After Shave |
Sergey Lazarev. Always Born a Crime
Age: 27 Gender: Female Posts: 5498 | December 15th, 2010 at 03:11am Brasse: "Jag ska räkna alfabetet: A U G L K F..."
Magnus: "Sluta, sluta, jag får skador!!"
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poetic tragedy. Awake and Unafraid
Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 14806 | December 15th, 2010 at 03:59pm ^ hahahaha <3 underbart, jag älskar dom.
kompis: "you are a son of a bitch!"
jag: "men jag är inte en son."
jag när jag precis berättat om "this time for azkaban"-bilden på voldemort för min familj.
jag: men hallå? skratta då!
mamma: jag tänker mer på hur fin shakira är i den videon när hon dansar
hahahah vad fan ): |
Sergey Lazarev. Always Born a Crime
Age: 27 Gender: Female Posts: 5498 | December 15th, 2010 at 06:27pm "I like bananas. Hest."
-Sara. |
Billie Joe. Crash Queen
Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 30939 | December 18th, 2010 at 07:42am "Önska en låt eller var skitdålig på bowling!"
- Lilla Al-Fadji
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Sergey Lazarev. Always Born a Crime
Age: 27 Gender: Female Posts: 5498 | December 21st, 2010 at 11:28am "He's the one with zero friends on Facebook."
-South Park. |
high drama. Awake and Unafraid
Age: - Gender: - Posts: 14569 | December 23rd, 2010 at 08:44am mamma; köpte vi glass igår när vi handlade?
jag; hm... nä.
mamma; men det står ju här! glass... (paus) noodles.
jag; glass noodles, mamma. glasnudlar.
mamma; jaha. ja, men det visste jag ju. läste lite fel bara.
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Sergey Lazarev. Always Born a Crime
Age: 27 Gender: Female Posts: 5498 | December 23rd, 2010 at 09:09am Pappa: "Du får inte komma ner nu."
Jag: "Men varför ska jag komma ner?! "
Pappa: "Vet inte, ville bara säga det..."
Jag: "*Wtf-face*"
Man förstår ju. Dagen innan julafton, säger till mig att inte komma ner när jag ändå aldrig gör det. JULKLAPPAR. |
Paint It Black Bulletproof Heart
Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 28500 | December 23rd, 2010 at 11:56am Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open."
— Albus Dumbledore
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
— Albert Einstein
"It's snowing still", said Eeyore gloomily.
"So it is."
"And freezing."
"Is it?"
"Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately."
— A.A. Milne
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poetic tragedy. Awake and Unafraid
Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 14806 | December 23rd, 2010 at 02:04pm "det är så lätt att vara vis. bara tänk på något dumt och säg raka motsatsen" - sam levenson. |
Billie Joe. Crash Queen
Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 30939 | December 23rd, 2010 at 04:19pm "Julafton är enda dagen på hela året då det är fullkomligt legitimt att ha något ätbart i käften konstant, från tidig morgon till sen kväll"
-Spiderchick
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pure artistry. Shotgun Sinner
Age: 28 Gender: Female Posts: 7142 | December 24th, 2010 at 07:43am Don't worry, little dhampir. You might be surrounded by clouds, but you'll always be like sunshine to me.
-Adrian Ivashkov, Shadow Kiss |
Sergey Lazarev. Always Born a Crime
Age: 27 Gender: Female Posts: 5498 | December 29th, 2010 at 10:46am "The pig's open belly look like a blue waffle."
-David Hackl. |
high drama. Awake and Unafraid
Age: - Gender: - Posts: 14569 | December 30th, 2010 at 04:25pm "You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank.
You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis.
You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
-- tyler durden (fight club)
<3
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Sergey Lazarev. Always Born a Crime
Age: 27 Gender: Female Posts: 5498 | January 3rd, 2011 at 09:50am "Me and Sebastian Bach thought of doing a version of "Amazing Grace" together."
-Axl Rose. |
high drama. Awake and Unafraid
Age: - Gender: - Posts: 14569 | January 5th, 2011 at 10:53am "skriker jullov och plockar bort 2 vuxenpoäng"
- min crush
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Paint It Black Bulletproof Heart
Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 28500 | January 6th, 2011 at 07:11am "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
— Albert Einstein
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Cheap Champagne Motor Baby
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 932 | January 6th, 2011 at 07:51am "Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in the gulliver so had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for wakening" - Alex DeLarge |