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Gerard Tells A Story

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Red_Kryptonite
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January 9th, 2006 at 12:33am
he said something about ass at the one i went to
MEAGHAN;;TERROR TWIN
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January 9th, 2006 at 12:49am
its about a boy who runs over a kittin and god is like telling him stuff...and blah blah blah..yeah.
with.the.chemicals
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January 9th, 2006 at 12:52am
lol cool
phantom.
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January 9th, 2006 at 01:35am
I thought I heard something about a kitten.
O.O;;
MadHatterMCR
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January 11th, 2006 at 12:07am
Thanks for translating. XD
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Jazz Hands
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January 13th, 2006 at 01:49am
lmao thats funny. at the concert i went to concert he kept calling us motherfuckers.

hey jimmy, this is god. hi god!
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January 16th, 2006 at 04:48pm
awesome
bubble.
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January 16th, 2006 at 05:00pm
Very Happy i'm not sure if he said the same story at mine but that was quite entertaining
chillpill
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January 16th, 2006 at 05:01pm
Haha.. at first I thought he said "Only its not a bump its like little kid". I was thinking "How can you run over a little kid with a bicycle and kill him?"
xthexblackxstarx
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January 16th, 2006 at 08:33pm
ahh true. but how can you fall off the second floor and only break your foot?

couldnt make out anything except for 'oh my gahh! oh my fucking gaaahhhh' in a high pitched gerardy voice.
skaterfan93
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January 17th, 2006 at 02:01am
thats good stuff
Gerard makes good voices too
it had me laughing so much Laughing
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January 17th, 2006 at 07:01pm
lmfao.. that was hysterical! I love it... Gerard can tell me bed time stories anytime Very Happy
MEAGHAN;;TERROR TWIN
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January 17th, 2006 at 08:45pm
ZOMG!
sorry...fior that freak out moment.]
does anyone know the boy scout story...where they go birdwatching and the little boy goes "i dont wanna watch no mother fucking birds"

could you post it if you know it.
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January 17th, 2006 at 08:45pm
ZOMG!
sorry...fior that freak out moment.]
does anyone know the boy scout story...where they go birdwatching and the little boy goes "i dont wanna watch no mother fucking birds"

could you post it if you know it.
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January 17th, 2006 at 10:21pm
No.. I havent.. what happend?
YourMistake
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January 17th, 2006 at 11:19pm
I'm not crazy!!!! I knew Gerard told some story about a kid on a bike, I thought for awhile maybe I was justing hearing things, cause I was the only one who noticed it, but i'm not, yah!
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January 17th, 2006 at 11:49pm
O.. I thought you meant a diff story, not this one.. haha.. I think I'm on drugs today!
MEAGHAN;;TERROR TWIN
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January 18th, 2006 at 12:16am
MCRpunXrcK:
No.. I havent.. what happend?


all i know is this boyscout wanted to watch tv but he was forced onto a birdwatching trip and hes like "i dont wanna watch no motherfucking birds" and the troop gets stuck in a hole and hes like "hahaha thats what you get i wanted to stay home an watch tv motherfuckers"

ugh..theres alot more..i heard the story about a monkey and an astronaut.

i swear he also tells one about a balck night, a dragon and a white horse.
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January 18th, 2006 at 06:27am
as gerard says OMFG lolz
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January 18th, 2006 at 12:31pm
Heh heh.

We never got a story >=(

Not that I remember, mind you.

Gee is pure ownage but the kilogram.