Gerard Tells A Story

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Public Pervert Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 66857	January 18th, 2006 at 06:15pm I didn't get a story at Warped.. but maybe if they won the extra 10 min to play he prob would of.. idk.. but I did see one he told on MTV (hate that station) and he told a story about a knight, dragon, and blck horse.. when I watch it again, I'll type up what he says.. he is a good storyteller.. I can see how he would write children's book.. I would def read them! hehe
la vie boheme Salute You in Your Grave Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 3198	January 19th, 2006 at 04:34pm http://www.youtube.com/w/my-chemical-romance---you-know-what-they-do-to-guys-like-us?v=EcdpliItZMs&search=My%20Chemical%20Romance Thats the Knight story ^
xkillerqueen Motor Baby Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 771	April 6th, 2006 at 04:32am he told the same fucken story at our concert!!!! but it wasnt in chicago. if you dont already know, he's just talking about a boy named jimmy who's eight years old and runs over a kitten on his bicycle on his way to school. and then he's cursing and gerards like "mind you he's only eight years old" and then god comes in and he says "hi jimmy im god and theres one thing you can do afor i forgive you for this sin" and then prison starts to play.
ashleyy toro. Banned Age: 33 Gender: Male Posts: 6402	April 10th, 2007 at 11:14pm Actually. He's riding his bike...and he hits a kitten...Its in Michigan...where I was I think...Cuz I remember that.
vivalasam Killjoy Age: - Gender: - Posts: 87	April 11th, 2007 at 11:13am xXxMorningStarxXx: This is what I can get out of it... Gerard:He ? riding his bicycle all over the fuckin place and he came around his high school and he says” Fuck school!” say it with me! Crowd & Gerard: Fuck school! Gerard Any way he’s driving around ? and he hits a bump…BUMP! Only its not a bump its like little kid ? from his bike he's like oh my god...oh my god...oh my fucking god ~Higher pitched voice~: its alright jimmy he's only 8 (< I think thats right anyway) normal voice: oh my fucking god! I killed this little kid!I can't believe it! ~gets on knees~God please...God please forgive me. God please forgive me. God please forgive me. ? GOOOOOOOOD!!!!I'm Sorry!I killed this little fucking kid!I'm Soorrry!!...Do you forgive me? Out of no where from the clouds comes a voice and he says ~deep voice~ Hi Jimmy this is god! Gerard: I wanna hear you all say hi god! Crowd:HI GOD!! God (deep voiced gerard duh)I've forgiven you for killing that little kid but, you must do one thing for me Jimmy (Guy on bike): Holy fucking shit anything you want! and I cant make out the rest except Gerard: Lemme hear you say HO! Crowd: HO! Alright boy and girls, it's story time! Now once upon a time, there was this little boy named Timmy and he loved to ride his bicycle all over the fucking place. One day he decided to skip school to ride his bike. Everybody say, "Fuck school!" Anyway, so he's riding his bike, then he hits a bump.BUMP! Only instead of a bump it was like a little kitten. So he gets off his bike and he goes, "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my fucking God!" Mind you, he's only eight. "Oh my fucking God! I've killed a little kitten! I can't believe it, God! Please forgive me, God. Please forgive me." So he gets down on his knees and he goes, "Godddddd!!! I'm sorry for killing this little fucking kitten. I'm sorry! Do you forgive me?" Out of nowhere, from the clouds, comes the voice of God. And he says, "Hey Timmy, this is God. I'll forgive you for killing that little kitten, but you must do one thing for me." Timmy's like "Holy fucking shit, anything you want." Mind you, he's only eight. And God says to the boy...
glitter geek. Shotgun Sinner Age: 83 Gender: Female Posts: 7532	April 11th, 2007 at 12:33pm He talks about an 8 year old riding his bike and he hits a kitten. xD
Danger.Zone-- Thinking Happy Thoughts Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 575	April 11th, 2007 at 10:38pm Hahahah that little kitten
Illuminatist Salute You in Your Grave Age: 42 Gender: Female Posts: 2354	April 11th, 2007 at 11:33pm Gerard is good story teller..with extra cursing ha ha
Rhys Webb Awake and Unafraid Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 12341	April 11th, 2007 at 11:59pm I can so see Gerard writing a children's book one day... lmfao
r e v e n g e Shotgun Sinner Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 7323	April 12th, 2007 at 12:33am Frank The Avon Lady: I can so see Gerard writing a children's book one day... lmfao ...lmfao, he could go in the guiness world record book...'most cussed-in children's book'
Rhys Webb Awake and Unafraid Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 12341	April 12th, 2007 at 12:38am mikki; JukeboxFuckup: Frank The Avon Lady: I can so see Gerard writing a children's book one day... lmfao ...lmfao, he could go in the guiness world record book...'most cussed-in children's book' LMAO
we're pretty. odd. Always Born a Crime Age: 31 Gender: Male Posts: 6842	April 12th, 2007 at 02:35am Gerard did say he wanted to write childrens books... ... Ahaha, I can just see that now ... "And then fucking Timmy had a fucking good time. The end."
gerardmabbitt. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 2568	April 12th, 2007 at 07:58am lmao Gerard's God voice! Awwwww!
queen bodicea Motor Baby Age: 48 Gender: Female Posts: 787	April 12th, 2007 at 09:54pm That man is a riot!! "Prison" is the best song for screwed up story intros I guess
Illuminatist Salute You in Your Grave Age: 42 Gender: Female Posts: 2354	April 12th, 2007 at 11:35pm yeah Gerard on guiness... lmfao
hunting for witches. Always Born a Crime Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 5695	April 13th, 2007 at 04:06pm That was random. xD He's so awesome.
Shannon's Not Okay Jazz Hands Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 317	April 21st, 2007 at 05:03am I fucking love Gerard's stories before 'Prison' does anyone else have any other vids of him telling stories before it?
NeverEverToldMe Killjoy Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 5	April 24th, 2007 at 02:26pm Haha..Gees voice creases me up its hikarious.
Spiderman. Killjoy Age: 40 Gender: - Posts: 60	August 24th, 2008 at 04:58pm xXxMorningStarxXx: This is what I can get out of it... Gerard:He ? riding his bicycle all over the fuckin place and he came around his high school and he says” Fuck school!” say it with me! Crowd & Gerard: Fuck school! Gerard Any way he’s driving around ? and he hits a bump…BUMP! Only its not a bump its like little kid ? from his bike he's like oh my god...oh my god...oh my fucking god ~Higher pitched voice~: its alright jimmy he's only 8 (< I think thats right anyway) normal voice: oh my fucking god! I killed this little kid!I can't believe it! ~gets on knees~God please...God please forgive me. God please forgive me. God please forgive me. ? GOOOOOOOOD!!!!I'm Sorry!I killed this little fucking kid!I'm Soorrry!!...Do you forgive me? Out of no where from the clouds comes a voice and he says ~deep voice~ Hi Jimmy this is god! Gerard: I wanna hear you all say hi god! Crowd:HI GOD!! God (deep voiced gerard duh)I've forgiven you for killing that little kid but, you must do one thing for me Jimmy (Guy on bike): Holy fucking shit anything you want! and I cant make out the rest except Gerard: Lemme hear you say HO! Crowd: HO! its actually kitten, not kid
Little Miss Mental Bleeding on the Floor Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 1883	August 24th, 2008 at 06:37pm "Oh my god, oh my god, OH MY FUCKING GOD, mind you he's only 8"...wooooow Gee...man that guy is the greatest :

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