Haha... Trivia about MCR

My Chemical Romance have only one weakness - the colour yellow.


Yeah. That's right.

Bri is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
If you cut Bri in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
Bri can sleep for three and a half years.
Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Bri!
If you blow out all the candles on Bri with one breath, your wish will come true!
The average duration of sexual intercourse for Bri is two minutes!
Bri is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
If you drop Bri from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
Over 2000 people have now climbed Bri, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
Olympic badminton rules say that Bri must have exactly fourteen feathers.


woowww. 2 minutes! bahahahaha

*cuts bri open*
10 seeds??? *dies*

hahahahahaha

anyone else wanna give it a try?

Ville valo can sleep with one eye open.
Ville valo is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp!
Ville valo is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
Ville valo is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of ville valo in your ear 700 times.
Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of ville valo.
The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in ville valo.
The National Heart Foundation recommends eating ville valo at least three times a week.
Ville valo can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
Ville valo can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.


i wanna eat ville valo

Oh my God, I've just read all of those and they're hilarious - I'm actually crying with laughter here so I had to do mine as well!

1. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Bethany.
2. The colour of Bethany is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is!
3. Bethany is 984 feet tall.
4. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Bethany!
5. Bethany is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
6. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Bethany.
7. Bethany has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
8. Over 46,000 pieces of Bethany float on every square mile of ocean.
9. Bethany does not have toes.
10. Bethany can live for up to a week without a head!

The last one..hahahaha!!

ha you dont have toes

South Australia was the first place to allow Jessica to stand for parliament!
In Chinese, the sound 'Jessica' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
The Jessica-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Jessica-fights take place there every day.
Apples are covered with a thin layer of Jessica.
Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Jessica.
There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Jessica and water!
Jessica can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Jessica.
Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Jessica!
Grapes explode if you put them inside Jessica.

Czar Paul I banished Katie to Siberia for marching out of step.

Katie was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.

During World War II, Americans tried to train Katie to drop bombs.

Banging your head against Katie uses 150 calories an hour.

Katie is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.

Katie can smell some things up to six miles away!

By tradition, a girl standing under Katie cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.

Early thermometers were filled with Katie instead of mercury.

The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Katie.

While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Katie!


dude.

i typed in frank.....

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Frank iero!

1. Devoid of his cells and proteins, frank iero has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
2. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but frank iero can not.
3. Without frank iero, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
4. Frank iero is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than frank iero.
5. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of frank iero.
6. Banging your head against frank iero uses 150 calories an hour.
7. There are six towns named frank iero in the United States.
8. Only twelve people have ever set foot on frank iero!
9. Donald Duck's middle name is frank iero.
10. When provoked, frank iero will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.

xxxBlackxxxMariahxxx:

i just couldn't resist:


Devoid of his cells and proteins, Frank Iero has the same chemical makeup as sea water!

A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Frank Iero can not.

Without Frank Iero, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!

Frank Iero is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Frank Iero.

The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Frank Iero.

Banging your head against Frank Iero uses 150 calories an hour.

There are six towns named Frank Iero in the United States.

Only twelve people have ever set foot on Frank Iero!

Donald Duck's middle name is Frank Iero.

When provoked, Frank Iero will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.

^already beat ya to it!!!

Oh my goodness. I got a kick out of those.

i did one of mikey way

1.Mikey way will often glow under UV light!

2.Mikey way, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!

3.The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in mikey way.

4.A mikey wayometer is used to measure mikey way!

5.Mikey way was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!

6.Mikey way was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.

7.The first domain name ever registered was mikey way.com.

8.About 100 people choke to death on mikey way each year.

9.Europe is the only continent that lacks mikey way.

10.There are 336 dimples on mikey way.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cigarettes And Suicide!
- Cigarettes And Suicide does not have toes! (I DO TOO!)
- The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Cigarettes And Suicide.
- It's bad luck for a flag to touch Cigarettes And Suicide.
- Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Cigarettes And Suicide. (Well, it's cyclone season after all...)
- Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Cigarettes And Suicide every year!
- When Cigarettes And Suicide is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes. (Got stopwatch?)
- Cigarettes And Suicide can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis. (Never was a big drinker, actually...)
- It is impossible to fold Cigarettes And Suicide more than seven times! (Funnily enough, seven is my favourite number!)
- A thimbleful of Cigarettes And Suicide would weigh over 100 million tons!
- There are 336 dimples on Cigarettes And Suicide. (ooh Mikey - we have something in common!)

And one with my *other* name
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ophelia!
- Ideally, Ophelia should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
- If Ophelia was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
- Olive oil was used for washing Ophelia in the ancient Mediterranean world.
- In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Ophelia is 10:1.
- Ophelia can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated. (Ba-hah! How much fun would that be? Cursing at your executioner?!)
- Ophelia has only one weakness - the colour yellow! (It's true - I fucking hate the colour yellow. Can't stand it. It makes me think of vomit. And other unpleasant things.) - All swans in England belong to Ophelia.
- Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Ophelia!
- The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Ophelia! (Ouch! You bastards!)
- Ophelia will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory. (Well, at least I make an effort to be surreptitious about it...)

ha ha! these are funny!lol

haha what the heck?? these are funny i especially like this one..

The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as gerard way

yea they really are

OMG I'm going to die laughing! Very very funny!

hell

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