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Chibi Banned
Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 2197 | April 11th, 2007 at 01:32am
Gerard: I'm sensing a disturbance. Somewhere there's a kid getting beat up for liking Liza Minneli!
Gerard: Wonder-Weirdo, away!!!!!!! |
Humor Me Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 1238 | April 11th, 2007 at 04:08pm entry three:
Gerard: hey um ray where out of cheese
ray: i was up all morning.....how long have you been in there?!?!? |
Totale Finsternis Jazz Hands
Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 266 | April 11th, 2007 at 08:20pm entry 2
Me (oop): What the hell is going on in here?
Frank: I'm making ice cream! or salad....i forget! you want some? |
Foxy Shazam! Bleeding on the Floor
Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 1310 | April 11th, 2007 at 08:50pm First entry...whatever:
Interviewer: So, Gerard, is it true what they say about coffee? Is it addictive? Do you need it all the time to function properly?
Gerard: Um...I don't think so.
Interviewer Oh really? Well, here's a day without coffee...
Interviewer: How do you explain that?
Gerard: It all started on a hill... |
Loonatic Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 157 | April 11th, 2007 at 10:32pm First entry!
The Solution to Frank Getting Mobbed by Teenies
Frank: Mwowkdjfsadjvfjis.
Mikey: Shut the hell up Frank!
Frank (thinking to self): Hey, I didn't know I could do that... |
L. Lupus Killjoy
Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 53 | April 12th, 2007 at 02:09am Third Entry
Gerard: See what happens when you make fun of the way I dance on stage?
Frank and Bob: *bubbles of agreement*
Gerard: Good.
Mikey: Umm..Gee? I have to pee...
Gerard: Do you want to go in the tank too?
Mikey: *hangs head* No sir... |
gerard fuckin' way. Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 3056 | April 12th, 2007 at 07:17am
RayOOP: I think he's doing really well scince the doctor changed his medication...
Gerard: *Starts humping the coffee*
FrankOOP: ...or not. |
ready set go Really Not Okay
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 748 | April 12th, 2007 at 01:44pm I think this is my second entry!
Gee: If there is any1 here please declare themselves now!
Me: Im here Gee, and im coming!
Gee: Oh no, not her again *runs* |
Sigh-lar Jazz Hands
Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 342 | April 12th, 2007 at 04:29pm My first entry (this week and eva!). Only funny if you get the Narnia reference, possibly not even then...
Gerard said he was straight but Ray was obviously a little dubious. He and the fro theorised that Gerard was probably so far back in the closet he was in danger of "getting it" from Mister Tumnus.
Gerard wanted to refute this point but in his current position his argument was looking a little... thin...... |
Day Of The Dead Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 4772 | April 12th, 2007 at 04:30pm hehe, these are soooo good!!!!
xx |
Foxy Shazam! Bleeding on the Floor
Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 1310 | April 12th, 2007 at 04:54pm Second entry:
Bob: Hey mommy, hey mommy, get yo' salami, get yo' salami! *dances*
Ray: Gerard! Help?!
Gerard: How come Bob doesn't want me to go get my salami!?! |
Burn all the Empires Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 44 Gender: Female Posts: 1979 | April 12th, 2007 at 07:08pm Entry No. 1:
Gerard: "Yes, I've pulled!"
Ray: "Dude that's a monitor."
Gerard: "Don't knock it till you've tried it."
Monitor: "Dayum! Starbuck and Fro action all in one night, wait until I tell the other electrical equipment, they are going to be so jealous." |
Harkness Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 2073 | April 12th, 2007 at 10:01pm Second entry I think....
Fedex guy: Mr. Way?
Gee: Yes?
Fedex guy: Here's a package. Happy Birthday. sign here.
Gee: *opens box*
Teenie: *jumps out of box*
Gee: HOLY SHIT!
Teenie: Lyk3!32!! H@ppy B1r+hd@y G3r@!d W@yn3!#@#!%$#!!!!thirty!!
Gee: You aren't a present.... |
Sigh-lar Jazz Hands
Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 342 | April 13th, 2007 at 03:44pm My second entry this week, for some reason the same pic but this time a movie reference...
Ray was not amused by Gerard's Ghostbusters impression and resented the implication that he has "Sigourney hair".
G: ZOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!
Ray: *sigh* "Who ya gonna call?" |
zombie jamboree. Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 2723 | April 13th, 2007 at 04:29pm 2nd pants entry. (i am using frank instead of the f-word just in case the f-word offends)
Gerard: Do you wanna frank me? Scream if you wanna frank me!
*Crowd screams*
Frank: HE'S MINE!!!!!!! HE'S ALLL MIIIINNE!!!!
Gerard: Shut the hell up, whore! Now you've blown our cover... it's rough love for you tonight. |
Snape-a-doodle. Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 3062 | April 14th, 2007 at 04:18am
First entry ever!
Gerard: Hey! I finally figued it out!
Ray: What?
Gerard:The light does go out when you close the fridge door!!! |
Sigh-lar Jazz Hands
Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 342 | April 14th, 2007 at 01:33pm Dodgy entry no 3, diff pic and not book/movie themed!!
Frank hoped that no-one would notice that whilst he was excellent at miming it was in fact his tie that secretly did all the singing. Bob, however, was starting to catch on
Tie: "My time will soon be at hand.... oh yes!" |
HarlequinFirith Always Born a Crime
Age: 40 Gender: Female Posts: 5146 | April 14th, 2007 at 09:32pm HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!
The caption Contest is over for this week!!!
so no more posting, NOR SPAM or you will feel my fury...
Stay tuned for the results tomorrow!!! ^_^
Huggles! Firith |
HarlequinFirith Always Born a Crime
Age: 40 Gender: Female Posts: 5146 | April 15th, 2007 at 12:16pm |
Casimir Pulaski Day Shotgun Sinner
Age: 94 Gender: Female Posts: 8861 | April 15th, 2007 at 01:58pm
Ray: Time to go back to the home Quinn!
Quinn: *old person voice* Is it macaroni day?
Ray: No.
QUinn: Hell no! What's with the youth these days... red shirts and devil music. |