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Picture Captions Crown Contest Thread!!!

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Chibi
Banned
Chibi
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 2197
April 11th, 2007 at 01:32am
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Gerard: I'm sensing a disturbance. Somewhere there's a kid getting beat up for liking Liza Minneli!
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Gerard: Wonder-Weirdo, away!!!!!!!
Humor Me
Bleeding on the Floor
Humor Me
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 1238
April 11th, 2007 at 04:08pm
entry three:
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Gerard: hey um ray where out of cheese
ray: Shocked i was up all morning.....how long have you been in there?!?!?
Totale Finsternis
Jazz Hands
Totale Finsternis
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 266
April 11th, 2007 at 08:20pm
entry 2
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Me (oop): What the hell is going on in here?
Frank: I'm making ice cream! or salad....i forget! you want some?
Foxy Shazam!
Bleeding on the Floor
Foxy Shazam!
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 1310
April 11th, 2007 at 08:50pm
First entry...whatever:
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Interviewer: So, Gerard, is it true what they say about coffee? Is it addictive? Do you need it all the time to function properly?
Gerard: Um...I don't think so.
Interviewer Oh really? Well, here's a day without coffee...
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Interviewer: How do you explain that?
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Gerard: It all started on a hill...
Loonatic
Fabulous Killjoy
Loonatic
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 157
April 11th, 2007 at 10:32pm
First entry!

The Solution to Frank Getting Mobbed by Teenies
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Frank: Mwowkdjfsadjvfjis.
Mikey: Shut the hell up Frank!
Frank (thinking to self): Hey, I didn't know I could do that...
L. Lupus
Killjoy
L. Lupus
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 53
April 12th, 2007 at 02:09am
Third Entry

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Gerard: See what happens when you make fun of the way I dance on stage?
Frank and Bob: *bubbles of agreement*
Gerard: Good.
Mikey: Umm..Gee? I have to pee...
Gerard: Do you want to go in the tank too?
Mikey: *hangs head* No sir...
gerard fuckin' way.
Salute You in Your Grave
gerard fuckin' way.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 3056
April 12th, 2007 at 07:17am
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RayOOP: I think he's doing really well scince the doctor changed his medication...
Gerard: *Starts humping the coffee*
FrankOOP: ...or not. No
ready set go
Really Not Okay
ready set go
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 748
April 12th, 2007 at 01:44pm
I think this is my second entry!

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Gee: If there is any1 here please declare themselves now!

Me: Im here Gee, and im coming!

Gee: Oh no, not her again *runs*
Sigh-lar
Jazz Hands
Sigh-lar
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 342
April 12th, 2007 at 04:29pm
My first entry (this week and eva!). Only funny if you get the Narnia reference, possibly not even then...
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Gerard said he was straight but Ray was obviously a little dubious. He and the fro theorised that Gerard was probably so far back in the closet he was in danger of "getting it" from Mister Tumnus.

Gerard wanted to refute this point but in his current position his argument was looking a little... thin......
Day Of The Dead
Salute You in Your Grave
Day Of The Dead
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 4772
April 12th, 2007 at 04:30pm
hehe, these are soooo good!!!!
xx
Foxy Shazam!
Bleeding on the Floor
Foxy Shazam!
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 1310
April 12th, 2007 at 04:54pm
Second entry:
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Bob: Hey mommy, hey mommy, get yo' salami, get yo' salami! *dances*
Ray: Gerard! Help?!
Gerard: Cry How come Bob doesn't want me to go get my salami!?!
Burn all the Empires
Bleeding on the Floor
Burn all the Empires
Age: 44
Gender: Female
Posts: 1979
April 12th, 2007 at 07:08pm
Entry No. 1:

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Gerard: "Yes, I've pulled!"

Ray: "Dude that's a monitor."

Gerard: "Don't knock it till you've tried it."

Monitor: "Dayum! Starbuck and Fro action all in one night, wait until I tell the other electrical equipment, they are going to be so jealous."
Harkness
Salute You in Your Grave
Harkness
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2073
April 12th, 2007 at 10:01pm
Second entry I think....
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Fedex guy: Mr. Way?
Gee: Yes?
Fedex guy: Here's a package. Happy Birthday. sign here.
Gee: *opens box*
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Teenie: *jumps out of box*
Gee: HOLY SHIT!
Teenie: Lyk3!32!! H@ppy B1r+hd@y G3r@!d W@yn3!#@#!%$#!!!!thirty!!
Gee: You aren't a present....
Sigh-lar
Jazz Hands
Sigh-lar
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 342
April 13th, 2007 at 03:44pm
My second entry this week, for some reason the same pic but this time a movie reference...
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Ray was not amused by Gerard's Ghostbusters impression and resented the implication that he has "Sigourney hair".

G: ZOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!

Ray: *sigh* "Who ya gonna call?"
zombie jamboree.
Salute You in Your Grave
zombie jamboree.
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2723
April 13th, 2007 at 04:29pm
2nd pants entry. (i am using frank instead of the f-word just in case the f-word offends)
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Gerard: Do you wanna frank me? Scream if you wanna frank me!
*Crowd screams*

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Frank: HE'S MINE!!!!!!! HE'S ALLL MIIIINNE!!!!

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Gerard: Shut the hell up, whore! Now you've blown our cover... it's rough love for you tonight.
Snape-a-doodle.
Salute You in Your Grave
Snape-a-doodle.
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 3062
April 14th, 2007 at 04:18am
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First entry ever!
Gerard: Hey! I finally figued it out!
Ray: What?
Gerard:The light does go out when you close the fridge door!!!
Sigh-lar
Jazz Hands
Sigh-lar
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 342
April 14th, 2007 at 01:33pm
Dodgy entry no 3, diff pic and not book/movie themed!!


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Frank hoped that no-one would notice that whilst he was excellent at miming it was in fact his tie that secretly did all the singing. Bob, however, was starting to catch on

Tie: "My time will soon be at hand.... oh yes!"
HarlequinFirith
Always Born a Crime
HarlequinFirith
Age: 40
Gender: Female
Posts: 5146
April 14th, 2007 at 09:32pm
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!

The caption Contest is over for this week!!!
so no more posting, NOR SPAM or you will feel my fury...

Stay tuned for the results tomorrow!!! ^_^

Huggles! Firith Smiley
HarlequinFirith
Always Born a Crime
HarlequinFirith
Age: 40
Gender: Female
Posts: 5146
April 15th, 2007 at 12:16pm
The results fo this week Caption Crown Contest!! Smiley
Bob... Smiley



3rd place:
gasp; Smile!:
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the crowd were astounded by Gerard's Marylin Monroe impression.
*Hands oversized glasses to gasp:Smile!* Smiley


2nd place:
ripley:
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Apparently, no-one questioned whether it was a good idea to give the world's foremost emo death cult a giant razor blade as an award....
*Hands halo to Ripley* Smiley


1st place:
Kiss me Goodbye:
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Gerard: Hey! I finally figued it out!
Ray: What?
Gerard:The light does go out when you close the fridge door!!!
*Hands crown to Kiss me Goodbye* Smiley


Honorary cookies:
Burn all the Empires:
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/4431/2006kroqalmostacousticcrt2.jpg
Gerard: "Yes, I've pulled!"
Ray: "Dude that's a monitor."
Gerard: "Don't knock it till you've tried it."
Monitor: "Dayum! Starbuck and Fro action all in one night, wait until I tell the other electrical equipment, they are going to be so jealous."
MasterpieceBeautiful:
http://buzznet-84.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users15/blackparadegirl/default/large-msg-117494691378.jpg
Mikey and Frank's side project. My Blurry Magical Romance.
Featuring Frank: The blur with three arms. And Mikey: Who can detatch himself at the waist!
*Hands Cookies to Burn and Lisa*


And a dancing cow for this caption! I don't know why it made me laugh so much!! cow
Lizzy Borden:


That's it for this week!!! Thank you and congrats to all the Captionettes! It was really hard to pick the winners!! I totally understand Burn now!
Smiley Enough of me already!!!

Stay tuned for my wifey taking over tonight!!!
Burn = Smiley

Buh-bye!!
Casimir Pulaski Day
Shotgun Sinner
Casimir Pulaski Day
Age: 94
Gender: Female
Posts: 8861
April 15th, 2007 at 01:58pm
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Ray: Time to go back to the home Quinn! Smile
Quinn: *old person voice* Is it macaroni day?
Ray: No.
QUinn: Hell no! What's with the youth these days... red shirts and devil music.