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June 18th, 2009 at 11:44am
Mikey-Unicorn. No question.
Ray-A giant lemon.
Bob-That is not a mythical creature.
Ray-Yes it is.
Bob-If you can have that, I'd be a flying cupcake.
Gerard- Some lizard thing, maybe...
Frank-A cow.
All except Frank-O_O


So, guys, did Gerard make out with Bert for a long period of time?
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June 18th, 2009 at 12:46pm
Gerard- Okay, guys. You can tell the truth.
Bob- 92% of his time was spent with Bert so they had to do something.
Mikey- He didn't have any time for me or Frank when he was with Bert. Frank was so happy when they broke up.
Frank- For the gazillionth time me and Gerard are just really close friends. I was happy they broke up because Bert was mean and Gerard deserved smeone better.
Mikey- Like you?
Frank- Or you!
Mikey- Frerard!
Frank- Waycest!
Ray- Gerard makes out with Bert, Frank,and Mikey a lot. Let's not forget about Frikey.
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Has fatherhood changed Gerard?
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June 19th, 2009 at 06:18pm
Mikey - He's more caring now. Like, he looks out for everyone a lot more.
Ray - And he's finally got this little thing to live for, apart from, you know, the band.
Bob - He's a lot happier. And he's grown some scruff. He's trying to imitate me! -pouts-
Gerard - I haven't had time to shave, alright?
Frank - And he also kinda smells like baby powder all the time.
Gerard - Is that a good thing?
Frank - (Creepy mysterious smile)

Which one of your can bench press the most?
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June 20th, 2009 at 07:37am
All- Ray

What's your favorite candy?
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June 22nd, 2009 at 04:56pm
Ray- Me. I use Frank and Mikey as dumbells.
Gerard- Really? You're not using them for anything else?
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Any good high school memories?
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June 22nd, 2009 at 06:29pm
Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray - (Shakes head)
Bob - I was damn cool back in the day, of course.
Gerard - (Slaps Bob)
Bob - (Shakes head)

Wierdest thing in your closet?
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June 23rd, 2009 at 01:42pm
Gerard- A lemon and some cat fur.
Ray-How the fuck did that get in there?
Gerard-My cat took a lemon in the closet.
Ray-That makes sense.
Frank-A dead body...

So... Do you guys get groupies?



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June 23rd, 2009 at 03:50pm
Gerard - Fuck you, man!
Frank- That's what you said to the last guy, Gerard. Calm down. S'not his fault.
Ray - It's flattering that you ask, but we don't do 'sex, drugs and rock n' roll'.
Bob - Does my mom count?
Mikey - Dude...

Best and worst things about touring?
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June 24th, 2009 at 10:44am
Bob- The fans. They made us famous and stalk us.
Frank- Since when do you get stalked?
Bob- I have a solo project and you're in LeATHERMOUTH.
Frank- There's nothing wrong with touring. I get to see all my fans and do fun stuff with my friends and I get paid for it.
Mikey- (looking shocked) Fun stuff?
Ray- Shut up, Frank. Everyone knows what you do.
Gerard- I like seeing the fans, but I don't like going places where there's no descent coffee.
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What is a chemical romance?
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June 25th, 2009 at 01:55pm
Mikey - An excerpt from the back of an Irvine Welsh book..
Gerard - No, it's having this involvement with chemicals; depending on them like you would a lover.
Frank - It's something most people go through in their lives.
Bob - And it's the best and worst thing you could ever possibly do.
Ray - It's more than flirting and experimentation, it's a love affair.
Mikey - It's also a band...

If you all could say one thing to Gerard and Mikey's grandma, what would it be?
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June 25th, 2009 at 03:26pm
Bob- Hi, I'm Matt's replacement.
Ray- What's up? I'm not sure.
Mikey- I miss you and you're a great-grandma now.
Gerard- Mikey! I was going to say that. Your great-grandchild is named Bandit.
Frank- What it's like being dead?
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Who's going to be Bandit's favorite uncle and why?
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June 27th, 2009 at 01:53am
Mikey - Me, because I'm her biological uncle.
Ray - Me, because I can teach her guitar.
Frank - Hey! So could I!
Ray (smugly) - Lead guitar.
Frank - Bitch. Anyways, me because I'm damn good with kids. Plus I'm youngest.
Bob - Me, because Uncle Bob is a pretty cool moniker.

What're your favorite words?
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July 1st, 2009 at 02:01pm
Gerard- okay
Mikey- muffin
Frank- skittles
Bob- sticky notes
Ray- uhuh
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July 2nd, 2009 at 12:49pm
Why doesn't Mikey talk as much as he Tweets?
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July 17th, 2009 at 02:56pm
Gerard-Because he is a poo, and needs to admit he is a sad loner that only gets friends online.
Ray-Thats not very nice.
Gerard-True though.
Ray-Got a point there.

Is Gerard secretly a girl? Because he sure looks like one.
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July 18th, 2009 at 03:42pm
Gerard - Of course I'm n-
Frank - Shh. Let me handle this one, baby cakes.
Gerard - Baby cakes?
Mikey - Frank, shut up. No, Gerard is not a girl. And in any case-
Ray - He had boobs in high school.
Gerard (crosses his arms) - You weren't there!
Ray - I could see them from my high school!
Bob - Not to mention the fact that he's a drama queen.
Gerard (crying) - I HATE YOU GUYS! (storms off)
Frank - Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.

[Wow. I had way too much fun with that one.]

If you were to write a children's book, each of you, what would it be about and what would it be called?
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July 23rd, 2009 at 05:14pm
Mikey- Mine would be about a unicorn. The Adventures of Charlie the Unicorn or something like that.
Bob- I'd write a book about Dixie and me called Dixie and Me.
Ray- Isn't there a book like that called Marley and Me?
Frank- How would you know that, Ray? You don't read.
Ray- I saw it at a store. My book would have lots of pictures.
Frank- Mine would be about me and Gerard.
Ray- Kids' book, Frank. Not whatever you two do.
Gerard- I don't know. Something I could read as bedtime story to Bandit.

So now that Frank and Gerard are married to girls, does that mean there will be no more Frerard moments on stage?
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July 24th, 2009 at 04:18pm
Frank + Gerard - (exchange looks, wink, then shrug)
Mikey - (facepalm)

Love at first sight, do you believe in it?
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July 24th, 2009 at 04:25pm

Gerard-No.
Frank-You are so unromantic. yes, I do.
Mikey-Dunno, really.
Bob-Love is silly. I hate love.
Ray-Can you hate love? Thats really weird.
Gerard-It'd be weirder hating hate though.

Would Ray and gerard do what Frank and him did onstage?
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July 25th, 2009 at 12:45am
Ray - *gigglesnort!*
Gerard - *blush* Mayyyybe?
Ray - It'd depend on if, y'know, Gerard wanted to...
Gerard - And if Ray wanted to...
Ray - I don't think I'd mind...
Gerard - Me.. me either..
Frank - YOU BITCH! *storms out*
Gerard - Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out. *smug grin*

Your deepest, darkest secrets?