Favorite MCR Quotes

Bob: In my spare time I write songs... they're all about Gerard... *sings* Oooooh Gerard-
Frank: It's called "Gerardlopoly"
Bob: GERARRRRD, YOU MAKE MY HEART BUUUUUURN!

Favourite quote ever: This kickball game, this is the most fun I've had. Because it was biblical and amazing and dramatic and I fucked up a little but I was...shh I was good.

at the Bamboozle Left, "look at that beard! Thats the beard a man-boy like me wants to have!"
and
"what are those? are those old people candies? yes there butterscotch! I love old people candy....ok stop throwing them...thats enough....stop throwing them or you'll do a head dive off this stage!"

I'll find the link in a minute, but one of my favourites is Gerard talking about the Daily Fail Mail - "Our fans... are not a cult, but an army..." and "Fuck the Daily Mail! Fuck the Daily Mail!"

Edit: The video is here.

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Why do I get the feeling that everyone in here..wants to fuck me?- Gee

When did he say that?! Is there a video?




And so this isn't spam...

Interviewer: (talking about almost getting shot) Were you scared?
Bob: Nah, I'm full of piss and vinegar.
Interviewer: Aha! So that's what's in your secret steak marinade!
Bob: Sh*t yeah! I piss on my steak. Now I'm gonna have to kill you.

(From the famous mooses/moosi/meese interview - one of my faves.)

"you betta stay on that side of the stree motha fucka, i'll fuck you up!" <-- Gerard!

i almost died when i heard that >.>

"you betta stay on that side of the street motha fucka, i'll fuck you up!" <-- Gerard!

i almost died when i heard that >.>

my computer screwed up. sorry for spaming that.

"I think it was big news, more so for the fact that people couldn't figure out my sexual orientation for six years"
~Gerard xD

"There is less violence in the world when people are using hula hoops." ~Mikey

"Life is but a dream for the dead." (from You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison)

"I'm not psychotic.... I just like psychotic things"- Gerard Way
"Me and Mikey, we are like a married couple."- Gerard Way

'easy peasy pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie motherf**ker' - gerard XDD

Interviewer: "D'you think you're a romantic kind of guy?"
Gerard: "I don't know...I guess." -sniffs-

Interviewer: “Do you have any hidden talents? And if you do can you show them to us?”
Gerard: “Um…the only thing I can- the only hidden talent I have- I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue. That’s it.”
Audience: -claps-
Gerard: “And I can really do that. But I haven’t done it in years. I haven’t been challenged.” xDDD

Someone should so challenge him. If Lindsey doesn't do it I will lol.

"Even if you stop believing in us, we'll never stop believing in you"
-Gerard.

^that quote makes me melt :3

youre never gonna be cool so stop trying

ilovegee

“I don't understand the 'cutesy frontman' tag I've been given. I just thought people liked me because I'm a crazy asshole.” - Gerard

“Bob, if I burn down my house will you take care of my dogs? Thanks.” - Ray

"It's all rock n' roll and you never belong so why shun each other?" - Frank

"As soon as I go into Starbucks I take off my sunglasses. I want to be recognized and I want free coffee." - Gerard

“We just have to have common decency and respect for our fellow man, that’s really what it comes down to, to treat people the way you wanna be treated, and to really take care of our world and our scene, because if we don’t give a shit about it nobody else will." - Frank

"Yo, Sarge! Come fight this bee!" - Bob

"I am wonderful. Can I get another Coke?" - Mikey

“You gotta remember in the entire history of the universe … you’re the only ‘you’ that has ever existed and ever will exist, there’s nobody in existence who is you, and no one can ever see the world the way you see it and can tell the rest of us how it looks. And it might be so different and so beautiful that it changes everything.” - Gerard

"You know, we're twenty-seven. We're pa... we're past that now" (laughing) "Look at me, I just put my hand in a muffin!" - Ray<3

Bob: "I'm doing a solo project. They're all songs about Gerard... Ohhhh, Gerard...."
Frank: "It's called Gerard-a-lopoly"
Bob: "Gerard you... make my heart burn..."

Frank: "What turns you on, man?" (with mic, btw :3)
Gerard: "Bengay..."
Mikey: "Coke Zero"
Frank: "And what turns you on, Ray?"
Ray: "Uh... sleep."
Frank: "Bob?"
Bob: "Slippers"
*Ray, Gee Bob and Mikey all turn on Frank*
"Hey, what turns you on, Frank"
Frank: "My fiance, that's it" (awww!!!!!!!!!)
*Everybody starts laughing and pushing Frank*
Frank: "Oh, I'm getting prejudice now!"

*MCR standing in a hall"
Gerard: "Hello, we're My Chemical Romance."
*Everyone waving for a while... longer than natural*
*Bob throws a bouncy ball at Frankie*
Gerard: "THAT WAS FUCKING GAY!"
Mikey: "I know, wasn't it?"

"Easy peasy, pumpkin-keasy, pumpkin pie, motherfuckers!" - Gerard Way drunk football

^ I think at the end of the first interview it's presents, not prejudice. Just to say.

Yes, yes it is. I agree. xD

Everyone's favorite, presumably, "Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive." - Gerard.

"I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude." - Gerard.

AND,

"Hmm.. you're probably right. I'll put the hate-orade back in the fridge, roflsaurous-rex." - Mikey. xD