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wind opaine.
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July 21st, 2008 at 08:22pm
I had a seahorse that I wanted to get, actually...

Twom. I have a hard time saying that.
xD

AWH, POOR BUNNY!
Thank lawdy you saved him, though.
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July 21st, 2008 at 08:30pm
Ooooh, thats cool too, I like seahorses, i think its cool how they kind of gender bend and everything.

Yeah, it sounds funny...which is why he downt get a cutsey name all that often.

Yeah, i felt very pleased with myself
though I had to call my dad (who saved the last one) to ask him what to do
because bunnys get hypothermia in pools even when it is 110 degrees out
I was so pleased when he hopped away from the towel I wrapped him in.
They weight nothing at all either
I carried him over to his burrow and i could barely even tell i was carrying anything.
So Cute
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July 22nd, 2008 at 01:32am
That head bob thing Rhys does in that video clip was giggle worthy!
I also like that Tom, I believe, strolls by in the background with a striped hoodie on, just minding his own business.
Rhys' smile makes me smile though, so that video made me feel all light and happy like!

The cutesy names are...CUTE!
I call Joe 'widdle joseph spwurgeon" so I'm glad you call him something similar, haha.
But one time, while we're on the subject of names, I was at Target with my friend's Sky and Jessi and I was talking about Joe(I can't remember why) and for some reason I was mad at him. I pretended to be all offended and was like,
"COFFIN JOSEPH SPURGEON!"
And Jessi near pissed herself! She fell onto the floor and hid behind a clothes rack.
O.o
I was very confused, xD
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July 22nd, 2008 at 02:06am
I need to watch closer next time,
I didn't even notice Tom walk by in the background,
I think I was more focused on trying to understand what was being said.
I'm sure they said something about a cymbol, yeah?

Ahahahaha, that's brilliant.
That's like when your parents get mad at you so they say your full name when they yell at you,
so he obviously has to have the "coffin" part added to his name.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 02:08am
Yeah, it was like, something about liking the cymbal at the beginning...
I dunno! I was laughing and smiling with Rhys, then distracted by Tom(I think...I'll have to watch again) moving by in the background in something other than a button down and a suit jacket. Ah! Scandal!

Whats his middle name supposed to be? Patrick?
So he'd be;
Coffin Joseph Patrick Spurgeon
What a name...haha

Edit::
It is Tom who walks by.
He's more like wandering, with that deer in the headlights look going on.
Thats nothing new though.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 02:15am
I was mostly interested in the fact that it was a new song playing!
It sounds like that "New Ice Age" song that they did live.
But how amazing, Tom wearing a hoodie,
I need to go back and watch it again for sure.

Patrick seems like such an unusual middle name for him,
I don't know, it just don't fit right to me.

Hahaha, amazing.
Yeah, that's nothing different,
but sure amusing.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 02:25am
Was there something playing besides the cymbal crash?
I couldn't hear anything, and gave up trying haha.
Thats when I started observing the background for any movement :]

I know.
Its weird to me because Joseph and Patrick go well together,
but it just doesn't fit him.
It needs to be something cool, like...Xavier.
Coffin Joseph Xavier Spurgeon.
Now, that name kicks ass.

I love that he looks so lost.
Poor Tom.
He doesn't know or understand whats going on.
xD
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July 22nd, 2008 at 02:29am
Maybe my hearing is weird,
but it sounds like a one split second clip of a song,
I think I'm just going crazy.

Lulz, I met a guy named Xavier the other day [/random],
but yeah, he'd have something amazing.
Like, Spalding or Eustace.

Hahahahaha, I just watched it again,
it's totes Tom,
and he looks like he has no clue where he is.
xD
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July 22nd, 2008 at 02:33am
Maybe my hearing is bad!
It wouldn't surprise me. I sit in front of the 1st trumpets in band, and when they hit anything above a high C, I feel my eardrums scream and beg for mercy. I'm sure they done packed up and left me to be deaf.
:/

Woah, really? Thats so rad!
I like Eustace the best! That is now Joe's new middle name in my mind, and I don't care what anyone else says. Haha.

Its like the cymbal crash woke him up from sleeping,
and he can't remember where he is, and why he's there.
That or he managed to escape from Faris' underground sex dungeon, where he was drugged and snuck into, and now he has no memory of whats going on, or where he is.
...Its a possibility...
xD
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July 22nd, 2008 at 02:40am
That would explain a lot.
I might be going deaf soon too.
I go to too many concerts for my own good.

Haha, yeah, he thought I was crazy because I was like "I LOVE YOUR NAME!",
and he was like "Alright...thanks?"
Ahaha, Coffin Joseph Eustace Spurgeon.
That's a mouthful.

How on Earth did Faris manage to get his sex dungeon all the way under that recording studio so quickly?
Maybe there's just a tunnel from the one he has under his home that leads to the studio,
and Tom crawled through it and managed to get back to the studio,
but was so dazed from the date rape drugs that he didn't even know who he was anymore.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 02:49am
Faris dug a tunnel from his flat all the way to the recording studio. He was able to do it so fast because he enlisted Joshua's help by telling him they were digging a tunnel to China, since its just over the mountains, why not go under?
So, he put some date rape drugs in Tom's tea, took him to the secret sex dungeon and decided he needed a little somethin' to eat, so he took off for a bit. Tom's drugs wore off and he managed to find his way into the studio.
But he can't even remember his name...O.o
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July 22nd, 2008 at 03:02am
That's exactly what happened!
But Joshua is still in the dungeon, because once he dug the hole and discovered they were not in China,
he demanded to know what the hell was going on, and Faris knocked him out with a shovel and stuffed his mouth with a ball gag and chained him to the wall.
He has yet to come out from his unconscious state.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 03:28am
My gosh! Its like you're reading my mind!
Although, I imagined Faris would have Joshua in like a kennel, similar to the one we plan on keeping Rhys in during recording, and everytime Faris would walk by Josh would be like,
"THIS IS NOT FUCKING CHINA, YOU BITCH!"
And Faris would just throw rocks and pieces of cement at him, and tell him to pipe down, and thats its not his fault he's a sex addict
xD

I feel like we may really creep out some people with this, haha.
And we wonder why the lurkers never post....This probably explains a lot!
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July 22nd, 2008 at 03:34am
Too true, a little cage seems more proper,
besides, the wall chains would have to be occupied by Tom after Faris spikes he tea and drags him down the tunnel.

I sometimes wonder if we do,
but then again, we're pretty much harmless.
THERE IS NOTHING STRANGE GOING ON HERE,
OR HERE:
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July 22nd, 2008 at 03:51am
Exactly! I don't think that Faris would use Josh for his pleasures anyway.
Its more of a..."I've told you, you've seen, now you can never leave" type thing.
But Joe and Rhys just don't even realize anyone is missing because they're too busy listening to cymbal crashes, and don't even notice Tom wandering around lost because the last thing he remembers is sitting down to watch a porno, and smoke a little weed, while enjoying a cup of english breakfast tea.
What? Isn't that what Tom does?
NO! I'M KIDDING! I love Tom!

Absolutely harmless, indeed!
I mean, its not like we devised a plan to kidnap them Horrors, and went as far as to make t-shirts sporting the codename...Nah, that never happened!

O.o
Faris looks like he's waiting to give someone a lap dance.
Or maybe he just wants to give the chair one, since he is eyeing it very lustfully, I'm assuming...I can't be sure. His hair is ruining my view!
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July 22nd, 2008 at 03:57am
Haha, oh my.
Yeah, Joshua would never be for Faris' use.
He'd just have to sit there and never leave.
Of course, Faris would eventually give Joshua a toy monkey or something to amuse himself with.

I'm sure that is what Tom does on any other normal day,
aside from build a home out of foil so that the aliens won't be able to watch him.

That totally never happened! -hides t-shirt and bag-
>_>

BAHAHAHAHA,
I'D NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE.
Damn, well, someone needs to go sit in that chair.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 04:06am
Ahahahaha, he'd give him a plushie toy to shut him up.
But I imagine Joshua would eventually give up complaining and try to strike up deep, intellectual conversations with Faris.
Faris would probably just ignore him, or do an exasperated sigh every now and then. Maybe throw another rock at him, I dunno. Depends on the mood he's in...
"Faaaaaris...Do you ever want to get married?"
"SHUT UP, DAMN IT!"
xD

!!!!!
I never even thought of that, but now that you say it, I can soooo see Tom doing that!!!
He'd wear a foil cone hat, like in signs too, I'm sure!
He just seems like one of those people who would worry about those kinds of things.
Do you think he gets all weird and dives into space related talk when he's drunk?
Contemplating whats out there and where they're hiding?
He and I could watch Twilight Zone together! ITS MY FAVORITE SHOW!!!

NEVER! I don't know what you're talking about!
-hides stencils, postage stamps, spray paint and t-shirts-

I'm willing!
Very Happy
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July 22nd, 2008 at 04:10am
And of course Faris would take out his horsewhip [ahem, the one he borrowed from me],
and prod it into his cage to try and make him shut up or something.

I can imagine Tom being drunk at a bar,
like, hiccuping and falling all over himself,
"Yeah, I talked to an alien the other day, nice mate really, but he told me about the galactic plan...",
and then pass out on the floor.

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!

HEY, I brought up the idea that someone should,
and by someone, I meant me.
xD
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July 22nd, 2008 at 04:37am
Yes! Definitely!
And when Tom was drugged down there, Josh would try to strike up conversation with him, even though he would be obviously out of it.
"So...I guess they were right...you are a man of few words...Betcha is Rhys was here you'd talk to him!!"
Then he'd scoot to the other corner of his cage and play with his monkey plushie.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
The galactic plan!! Thats so something Tom would say too!
He'd be one of those people where everyone gathers around to listen to him talk nonsense, and he'd be really serious(and drunk), being all like, "NO! THIS IS SERIOUS! There are things out there, man!"

You should have specified.
I already signed myself up.
You'll just have to wait your turn, little miss...
xD
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July 22nd, 2008 at 04:52am
evgeni malkin.:
I cannot believe I missed the ending/beginning of the Horrors thread! =[