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Plug in Baby.
Salute You in Your Grave
Plug in Baby.
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 3606
July 24th, 2008 at 12:04pm
Hahaha! I couldn't help myself!
I had to say something! xP

I was in stitches over the,
"Leave some rockstars for us NORMAL girlz love, we like them too!"
She is not no normal gal, thats for damn sure!
I feel like she forgot to take her medication that morning, and she's going completely spaztic!


FaultyNeonGlow:

what a dork >_<

That is exactly what I think of Joshua.
But thats also why lurv him. :]

Edit::
Oh, also, I updated Circus for anyone who reads.
Its really short, but the follow up is coming ^_^
I need comments though, because I took a break for a while, and all my readers disappeared! I was a sad Lizz.
Plug in Baby.
Salute You in Your Grave
Plug in Baby.
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July 24th, 2008 at 12:31pm
And because I can't stand to leave such a long and wordy top of the page post, I'll follow it up with this little article I found whilst looking for photos of Faris on google:


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With an under 21 booze-ban, Peaches Geldof, 19, was forced to find other pleasures.
Our source reveals; "She played tonsil tennis with Faris Rotter. They definitely needed a room." Ideally, stocked with a mini bar...


I laughed for a good while over it.
Then I was slightly disappointed in Faris. I didn't see him as being a being very into PDA. Oh well...

I was looking for new pictures of Faris, but all I got was him with Peaches, seriously. Thats where I got the article.
This one popped up too;
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Really flattering photo of Faris xD
wind opaine.
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
wind opaine.
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 66328
July 24th, 2008 at 02:14pm
Those were...special.
Though, I'm not really pleased with him.
It's kind of a jerk thing to do to post those sort of things to have other people read and laugh at them.

Same goes for PDA, that is terribly disturbing and disappointing.
Nobody really wants to see that in public.

Oh, cool!
I shall read.
Plug in Baby.
Salute You in Your Grave
Plug in Baby.
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Gender: Female
Posts: 3606
July 24th, 2008 at 02:28pm
It was quite rude of him.
I won't lie though, I had a good laugh.
But part of me died :[

Exactly.
Tonsil tennis is unacceptable, Faris. Get a grip.
wind opaine.
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wind opaine.
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Gender: Female
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July 24th, 2008 at 02:38pm
Two words.
Cattle. Prod.

Oh, hahaha,
you remember that bit in the tour diary where Rhys can't get the salsa jar open?
Well, me and Amber were making lunch today, and she had this jar we couldn't get open,
so I started stomping my feet like Rhys did,
and she went to the table and hit the sides, and the thing opened and she was just like,
'IT ACTUALLY WORKS~!"
Ahaha, just felt the need to share.
joy division.
Shotgun Sinner
joy division.
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 9889
July 24th, 2008 at 02:59pm
Yes, I guess the girl that posted the rant is feeling suitably embarassed now. If a little regretful.
You're probably wondering why all my posts are incredibly laconic.
I always feel slightly out of place/depth here >__<
wind opaine.
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wind opaine.
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July 24th, 2008 at 03:16pm
Awh, don't feel out of place here!
We all love you. <3333
joy division.
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joy division.
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July 24th, 2008 at 03:32pm
Awwwwwh Mae
Thankyou!
I don't know why I feel that way.
It's definately not you and the guys on the board. You're all extremely welcoming (:
Plug in Baby.
Salute You in Your Grave
Plug in Baby.
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Gender: Female
Posts: 3606
July 24th, 2008 at 04:05pm
Bahahahahaha!!
I love that bit with the salsa jar!
I just fall to pieces when that dude walks in and Rhys goes,
"Can you help us with this jar?"
xDDDD
When I think about it, I laugh all over again!
Now when I open jars, I always hit them on the table first. It breaks the seal ^_^

We do love you! You're nothing short of pleasant!
Flick
Really Not Okay
Flick
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 616
July 24th, 2008 at 04:39pm
I dont love you

Ahahah I kid, of course I do, though it is in a 'I dont actually know you way'

I like the bit after the salse jar, when Rhys is running like a moron down the ity bity hallway.
wind opaine.
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wind opaine.
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July 24th, 2008 at 05:02pm
I can understand Rhys not being able to open the jar,
but not Faris. He should have been able to do it.
His ~guns are all looks and no substance.

I told you we loved you! : D
Wisper of the Heart
Motor Baby
Wisper of the Heart
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 770
July 24th, 2008 at 05:03pm
Parasite.:
Yes, I guess the girl that posted the rant is feeling suitably embarassed now. If a little regretful.
You're probably wondering why all my posts are incredibly laconic.
I always feel slightly out of place/depth here >__<

hug don't worry, we all love you in a you're incredibly awesome way.
joy division.
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joy division.
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Gender: Female
Posts: 9889
July 24th, 2008 at 05:04pm
Awwwwwwh, thanks you guys :'D
ilya too
(:
and thankyou again Lizz for sharing your stash with me
*eternally grateful*
Wisper of the Heart
Motor Baby
Wisper of the Heart
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 770
July 24th, 2008 at 05:26pm
Parasite.:
Awwwwwwh, thanks you guys :'D
ilya too
(:
and thankyou again Lizz for sharing your stash with me
*eternally grateful*

hug
wind opaine.
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July 24th, 2008 at 06:45pm
Yay, love.
:]
Plug in Baby.
Salute You in Your Grave
Plug in Baby.
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July 24th, 2008 at 06:59pm
FaultyNeonGlow:
I like the bit after the salse jar, when Rhys is running like a moron down the ity bity hallway.

Oh, good gordes, I love that part! He looks like a little elfin man!
I tried to reinact it the other day, but I can't quite hop like Rhys can :/

Ahahahahahahaha
Those aren't really Faz's arms, Mae.
He applies a thick layer of clay in the morning and sculpts the muscles he wants xP
There is this picture of Rhys that Sky and I used to laugh about all the time, and his shirt is untucked and showing part of his belly, but its a weird shade of beige and where there should be a belly button, there isn't. So Sky came up with this idea that he wears a thick suit of spandex to keep all his fat in, and in reality when he takes the suit off, he's a 400 lbs man xD
wind opaine.
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July 24th, 2008 at 07:03pm
I've done that little elf run many a time,
'tis fun to frollic.

Oweh, what a terrible mental image.
I'd hate to think Rhys goes home at the end of the day and just goes,
"Ah, now to be the real me!" and pulls a string and his spandex breaks and he turns into a big fat man.
Plug in Baby.
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Plug in Baby.
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July 24th, 2008 at 07:08pm
I just want to hug him when he does it!
I can see you hopping down a hallway like that xP

Thats exactly what Sky and I thought would happen!
I imagine that oneday his suit would break during a performance,
and all his fat would come spilling out, and like knock over his organ in front of him, and some amps behind him and maybe even take down poor Tomethy who wasn't even paying attention.
He was too busy wondering if Joshua is really an alien...O.o
wind opaine.
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July 24th, 2008 at 07:12pm
I just want to run with him when he does it,
it looks like fun to do it groups. xD

Oh my lawdy, then of course a chain reaction would happen,
Tom's bass would knock the drums, Joe would fall and drums go flying,
Joshua would be hit in the head with a symbol and go out like a light,
and Josh would drop his drill because he did so, and it would land ring on Faris' foot.

Speaking of Tom,
I went and saw Dark Knight with Amber last night,
and, this doesn't give anything away, but there was just one little scene where you heard like radio static and random voices,
and Amber in the theater goes "It's like Tom's brain!"
I lol'ed so hard.
Plug in Baby.
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Plug in Baby.
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July 24th, 2008 at 07:39pm
If you and I ever just randomly run into each other,
I'm grabbing your arm and we're hopping about in an elfish manner.
Because that just seems like fun!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They'd all be laying about the stage glaring at Rhys, except Joshua because he'd be out cold, and Rhys would just be like,
"I'm sorry! I gained a few pounds and the suit wouldn't hold! I can't help it!"
Tom would be stuck underneath a pile of fat though, because he was right in its path. And the pointy part of Faris' boot would be drilled to the stage xP
Joe would be trying to revive Joshua, I'm sure.

That made me laugh and I wasn't even there!!!
Its exactly like his brain!