The Horrors
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| wind opaine. Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights  Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 66328 | Lmao, I did dress like an elf once for a musical, those were bad days. Tom would be laying there, muffling because he can't scream with Rhys' fat ass covering over him. He'd be stuck in there for like a week before they noticed he was there. It was brilliant. xD |
| Plug in Baby. Salute You in Your Grave  Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 3606 | You betcha! If I ever meet Rhys, and get him kind of drunk, I should hope(in addition to sleeping with me, just kidding.) that he would hook arms with me and we'd elf skip down the sidewalk together. Oh no!!! That made me laugh so hard, but thats what would happen! He would just get folded up and put back into the spandex suit, screaming for help. Then at night, Rhys would think his flat was haunted, because he heard voices whispering to him. But really, it would just be Tom trying to communicate for help. Poor, poor, Tom. Then when he got out, I can only imagine he'd be like, "DAMN IT, RHYS! YOU'RE SUCH A FAT ASS!" |
| wind opaine. Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 66328 | Hahahaha, you can skip all the way to a nice club, and Rhys can pull some fancy gay robot dance moves. AHAHAHAHAHAHA, I doubt Tom would know where he is though, because he wasn't paying attention while all of this happened. So he'd be stuck there like, "WHERE AM I?! AND WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE BRANDY AND CHEETOS?!!" |
| Plug in Baby. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 3606 | Ah, what a night that would be. You could take Faris to some underground fightclub. I see you two enjoying that kind of thing xP BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I think I just drooled on my keyboard while laughing! Oh no! He'd probably find a empty banana liquor bottle while he was squirming around in the fat rolls. "Oh my lord...They do come in the shape of glass bananas!" I feel like while he was missing, Joshua and Joe would like put up flyers around their practice space, and in each others flats saying like, 'Have you seen this bassist? Aliens may have taken him. Not sure.' xP |
| Wisper of the Heart Motor Baby  Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 770 | Lizz Incredible: Aliens...........lovely! I just about died reading that. |
| wind opaine. Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 66328 | OH FIGHT CLUBS, what a lovely idea. Only if I get to fight Faris, I may look small, but I can take down tall people, I've done it to Amber before. He just needs to not step or sit on me, then I'm down for the count. AHAHAHAHAHA, they'll get like weird eBay bought machines, and put like peices of Tom's DNA in them and try to hunt for him in back alleys. |
| Plug in Baby. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 3606 | Do you go for the knees? Thats what I always dive for! I feel like Faris wouldn't even like get worked up in a fight with you, He'd just step over you, and sit right down, while you flailed and screamed. But hey, you're small. That means you're quick too! I saw the sword fighting video! I bet you could kick his ass! Totally!! DNA machine things, telescopes, maybe even a time machine. They'd just set up show in Joshua's place and try to find Tomethy. I feel like they would try to communicate with aliens, just to see if Tom was with them, and they would actually get like a radio station that relayed numbers and fuzz and be like, "OH MY GOD! THEY HAVE TOM!!!" and just assume it was his head the aliens hooked them up to xP Faris and Rhys wouldn't care, obviously. They'd use the time machine to go back and see where Tom disappeared to. But really, they would have no idea when he was last seen, or how to use the thing. So they'd just go to random dates in time. Like the day Joe was concieved or something... "Heeeeey, thats not my dad...thats the mail man!!! MUM!!!" |
| wind opaine. Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 66328 | No ma'am, I'm like a wolf, I go straight for the neck and head. AHAHAHAHAHA, you watched that? Yeah, well, I am pretty swift, if I may say so. xD They'd sit there with, like, ten radios and try to make a coding system to try and understand what it's saying, and they'd made a letter code so they could translate it and then they have it down, and they'd get messages that are like "wedededededpuddingbhegseven", and thing that the aliens are trying to blackmail them for the return of Tom. Faris and Rhys are too cool to cry, obviously. AHAHA, oh my word, that idea made me larf a bit too hard. But yes, they'd just go around to random times and such. The time traveling adventures of Joe and Joshua! And if Tom was still around, him and Rhys would use Spider and the flies to make their theme song. |
| Plug in Baby. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 3606 | Yeah, I watched it! You always have awesome videos and I was bored, so I watched what you had and I laughed especially hard when you lost your leg xP Ahahahahaha, They would totally think the aliens were asking for money, so they'd fill a suitcase with money and ask Faris to drive them to a random street that they thought the aliens told them to leave it at. Faris would try to convince them that leaving money on the street wasn't a good idea, and that he was fairly sure the aliens didn't take Tom, but those two wouldn't listen. I can see them wearing like all white jumpes with black boots(kind of like an ultra violence outfit) and some goggles with black rubber gloves that go to their elbows. There would be psychadellic background, and a cool Spider and the Flies song. And they would highfive at the end of the song! Thats a new tv show in the making! |
| wind opaine. Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 66328 | Lmao, I went on a two minute date with the guy I was battling like not even an hour after that. It was so awkward. xD [/pointless] Yeah, Faris would be trying to take the money from them, though, so that he could buy more shoes and sketchbooks, so he'd take them to the alley and tell them they were there, but drive off before they could pull the suitcase out of the car. AHAHAH, Oh my, and although they'd be so psychedelic and doing high-fives, they'd have to do it with intense serious faces. |
| Plug in Baby. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 3606 | Ahahahaha! Thats so adorable! Was he a cutie? Thats totally what he would do! They'd go barreling out of the car to drop off the money, but Faris would just slam the door and speed away, throwing rocks at them. Poor Joe and Joshua! They're the only ones who care about Tom's well being! YES! Scrunched up serious faces! They would do a dance too while the song was playing! But Joshua would fall, mind dance. |
| wind opaine. Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 66328 | He was pretty cute, but the ninja I had a two minute date with before him was cuter. [IT WAS AN ANIME CONVENTION, and I managed to get a date with a samurai and a ninja in the same day, hahahahaha] Well, Faris is only concerned because he doesn't have a sex slave, but if he gets the money to buy himself some hookers, he's pretty content about a missing Tom. They would have to dance with dead serious faces too, because there's no smiling in the time traveling business. |
| Plug in Baby. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 3606 | You playa!!! Go Mae!! Lmao! Thats so true! Faris has no emotional attachments, if he can get some hookers, he'll just move on. Exactly! Time traveling business is SERIOUS. But Joshua would still fall, and Joe would have to help him up with completely serious face. But when Josh would try to get his footing, his boots would slide around on the floor and he'd take down Joe too. |
| wind opaine. Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 66328 | Oh yeah, go me. I'm the ninja whore. Exactly. He won't need to daterape drug Tom when he can always just buy someone to be willing, of course then he'd have to pay extra to get them into his dungeon, but with the money Joshua and Joe just ~gave him, he'd be willing to pay for it. And then they'd slip into the time machine and go back in time to the wrong date, and they'd be standing right in front of Jack the Ripper, and Joshua lets out the scream that he does during the song. |
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| Plug in Baby. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 3606 | Do you think Tom would be jealous? I mean, he was kidnapped and held hostage by Faris. He goes missing for a week in Rhys' fat rolls and Faris just goes out and buys himself some hookers. I would certainly be jealous... xP Ahahahahaha. Joshua would scream like that and Joe would go, "Woah, that sounded just like the record!" And they would run away flailing and screaming. ...the turtleneck... I hate that fucking turtleneck when Tom wears it. WHERE'S THE CATTLE PROD?! Remember how I was going to stand outside his dressing room with a megaphone and just be like, "YOU BETTER NOT BE PUTTING ON THAT TURTLE NECK"? I just remembered that! haha |
| wind opaine. Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 66328 | Hmm, well, there are two situations. Being Faris' sex slave, or being caught inside of Rhys' fat. Which do you think he would rather be doing? Well, they have no reason to run away screaming and flailing, he only kills hookers [Faris would be mad about that], I think Joshua would like to observe, and Joe would just want to run away. AHAHAHAHAHA, I REMEMBER THAT. Cattle prods are so handy. Speaking of Tom and turtlenecks, when I was at Ambers, we were getting dressed and she grabbs this turtleneck and shoves it on and goes "I feel like Tom", the sad part was, I DIDN'T GET IT RIGHT AWAY. I stood there just staring at her, because I had zoned off and had no idea what she was talking about. And then a minute later I got it and laughed about it. |
| Flick Really Not Okay  Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 616 | Lizz Incredible: I was feeling sad, and now I am not, THANK YOU! ^_^ on another note, I drew picture of tiny pixie Rhys standing on his mushroom and Josh talking to him. It is very cute... the mushroom is orange. |
| Plug in Baby. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 3606 | Hmmm... Well, I, personally, would rather be Faris' sex slave than be trapped in rolls of Rhys' fat. At least you get to eat something when you're with Faris. ....That could very well be the dirtiest thing I have EVER said and now I am embarrassed! I just feel like they would run screaming and flailing because they wouldn't put together right away that Jack the Ripper only goes for hookers. Josh would run because it gave him an excuse to flail and scream, really. He likes to do those things, I've gathered. I had my turtleneck on the other night and I made myself laugh so hard everytime I walked by the mirror that I had to change it. Cattle prods and mega phones. We're whipping, and proding, those boys into shape! Ahahahahahahaha. I'm imagining a blank stare from you, and its making me laugh! AW!! I bet the drawing is so cute! I want to see it! |
| Flick Really Not Okay Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 616 | It is now my *giggle* great pleasure *guffaw* to introduce you to *sob* BALIWOOD!Fazbot  *Dead* |
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