Funny/Embarassing stories

I searched and there wasnt a topic so im like i soo have to make one lol. Anything Funny or embarassing that happened to you post here.

I'll start.
Last summer my friend was over and we were standing in my kitchen playing with my dog. My dog gets really excited when shes with him so she was really like hyper. Ok so i was wearing a bikini and the bottoms were a little big and my dog jumped on me and pulled down my bottoms. i was just like Oh ma god! and quickly pulled them up and got all red and my friend was on the floor laughing. Then i started laughing lmao.

Last summer, I was at the rollerskating rink with my friends and I had to go to the bathroom. When I got out and started skating again, everyone was looking at me funny. Then I looked down and saw there was a long sheet of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my rollerblade. Oh my god I wanted to die.

A few weeks ago, I went to Six Flags New England with my brother and my friend. There is this ride there called Scream (one of those rides that goes up, stays at the top for a little bit, and then drops, except with three towers) that i've always been afraid of (it's weird because I love rollar coasters, but I hate that ride), but I had to go on it because I vowed to do it and it was on my bucket list (what the hell was I thinking?). When I was about to get on, I started to cry and I had to have the ride operator move one girl so I could sit with my friend because I didn't want to go on without her, which held up the ride (yes, I was that scared). Looking back at it, it was funny and embarassing at the same time. I don't think i'm ever going on that ride again.

Also, this summer, I was boogeyboarding (sp?) at the beach and there was this really big wave that I got caught in. After I escaped, I stood up and realized that the bottom of my bathing suit was missing (I was wearing a bikini). Even worse, all these cute boys saw me!

I tripped over in front of a long line of traffic.

You know how some roads have pedestrian footpaths parallel to it? Well yeah, I tripped and all the cars were still waiting for the red light, when I stood up again I couldn't help but think that every driver was looking at me lol

a few years ago, i went to the mall with my mom. i really needed too pee so i ran to the bathroom, but then i had a hard time tryng to unbutton my pants (i forgot that they were hooks, not buttons). And i couldn't hold it in anymore, so i pissed my pants

i didnt enjoy walking back to the parking lot XD

I ran into a parked car walking home from school one day with my BFF and she fell on the ground laughing. I told her she will regret this in a long while.......

Ok.
SO in about 4th grade I went with my friend to Boomers! ( A tiny amusment park like place)
So first of all, I was too short to drive one of the go karts (by about half an inch) so On that ride, I ended up sitting in the passenger seat while my friend had all the fun. Then of course, In the middle of that ride I end up having to pee.
When we get off, I try and tell her that, but she points out another ride with no line and runs to it. Through out the whole ride Im trying not to pee my pants.
Then, after that ride I finally get to tell her, and the bathroom is atleast 5 minuets away. At this point it got hard for me to walk because I had to go so bad.Once we finally got to the bathrooms I run in, still trying not to pee myself). First Stall, No paper. Second Stall, No lock. Third stall, I go in and when I am about to unzip my pants, I peed myself.
So close. That was a very akward ride home.

I'm pretty good at embarassing people

But not that hard to be embarassed either.

This one time, my friend Steph wouldn't tell me who she liked. She just told me that his name was Garrett, and that he was on the bus ahead of us. When the school buses deboarded, I waited until I was sure everyone was off each bus, and then I yelled really, really loudly, "GARETT!" Then this guy with a nearly shaved head and a grey sweater turned around quick and Stephanie ducked behind me and goes, " KRIS YOU DOUCHEBAG!"

AHAHAHA.

lol.

once, i was on a flight. i always like window seat, and i was sitting next to my brother. i dont sleep on planes, but he slept the whole time. it was a 14 hour flight, and i had my period. it was a fairly reason sized pad so i thought it could last me if i didnt get the chance to use the bathroom cuz my brother was asleep and would be angry if i woke him or tried to get up by jumping over his legs or something.

because im stupid, wen we got off the plane i assumed the pad hadnt leaked - i just wanted out of the airport. i walked through the airport, customs and baggage claim and everything, and got picked up and driven. once i got home i decided to take a shower and wen i took of my trackie-dacks ( "tracksuit pants" )there was a HUGE bloodstain on the back. i had walked through public places with a seriously big bloodstain on my pants, and my brother hadnt even told me!
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xo.

^ lol that happened to me in school once.
this dude i kinda liked was like "did someone draw on ur ass?" and i looked at him weird and kept walking. the bathroom mirror was really big so i turned around and looked in it and i saw a blood stain and im like oh shit. so i wrapped my sweatshirt around my waist. Two periods later, in math i got up to hand in my test and i saw blood all over the seat. so i looked at the sweatshirt and it went rite through cuz the sweatshirt is thin and white. so i like ran to the bathroom and called my nana to pick me up xD i wonder if anyone noticed

when i eat a lot of food my tummy pops out (food baby), and i am skinny so it looks like im pregnant...anyway, i had photography right after lunch a couple weeks ago and theres this guy in my photography class named luke lovett and hes really chill and awesome so my food baby was sticking out in a massive way and i was sitting in my chair rubbing my food baby and luke looked over and was like oh my god, kendal are you 4 months pregnant??!?!?!? and he called all the guys over in my class to look at it and it was SOOOOO embarassing!!!

Okay I got one

Last year in my math class, we were working in groups. Of course, I get paired with the idiot boys in class They were talking about hunting and whatnot. They mentioned that they were killing things that fly and eating them over the weeked. Well without thinking, I said Id never eat anything that flies. Right at that time, my teacher walked by and asked me what things I ate that fly. Here's what I listed: Turkey and ham....yea...I said ham like a idiot.

In seventh grade one day I started my period. I just had on a little panty liner cause it was really light at the time. By lunch I decided I should change my pad cause I could feel it getting really heavy. So I went and I asked my friends, no one had one (I had one earlier but my friend begged me for it) finally I get in from lunch to reading and ask my friend if she had one. I get one and asked the sub if I could go to the bathroom cause it was an emergancy. He wouldn't let me, and when I tried to explain he yelled at me. I had to sit there while my blood soaked the seat. I sat there crying and when my friend whose seat that was for the next period I got up and the seat was pouring over with blood. The sub finally sent me to the bathroom and the nurse, while he just puched the chair to the corner. I got back to class and everyone was staring at me, the boys kept giving me shit and a couple of girls were comferting.

I was at lunch with my BFFs on Friday, and we were all done with exams, so they went to my house afterword, but before that Kelsey sneezed and I'm like, "You know, I read that your heart stops when you sneze." And my friend Amaris is like "No, its because your soul escapes you." and Kelsey's like "Oh, shit, give me my snot back!!" xD

Well I'm quite a hazard on the trampoline, so one time when I was at my friend's house we were all jumping on the trampoline, and I was just all over the place, jumping around like a maniac. I don't really know how it happened, but I was on the edge of the trampoline and I ended up flying off it by accident into a small tree right by it
I guess I just got a little too crazy with my jumping lol

When I was in 6th grade, it was like the beginning of the year and it was the third time I had ever had my period, so I was kind of inexperianced at putting on a pad correctly ect. So I didn't wear a hoodie or jacket that day, and I would go in reguarly and check to see if I bled on my pants. Well, I did... and I didn't bring any pads to change with (yeah I do now shut up) and I didn't have anything to cover it up with. And then during like, 5th period, which has a male teacher, he told me that I had period blood on my pants, and I got really embarrassed and he made me change into my PE shorts.