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Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 2741 | October 4th, 2005 at 09:05pm
MikeyToasters:Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can't believe he did this today."
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.
Ah. This is what inspired my username. Haha, Mikey, you're a little dense!  lolx when i read that i laughed so fucking hard. |
omg stfu
Demolition Lover
Age: -
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Posts: 19648 | October 5th, 2005 at 01:32am ^ rotf. anyone know when that was taken? |
Shorty;
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 3672 | October 5th, 2005 at 01:35am yaay |
kids
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 4940 | October 5th, 2005 at 08:01pm My Heartbroken Smile:MikeyToasters:Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can't believe he did this today."
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.
Ah. This is what inspired my username. Haha, Mikey, you're a little dense! lolx when i read that i laughed so fucking hard.
hahaha. thats great. mikey always acts so innocent... but he is!
just a silly boy... blah.. .haaha |
stormy
Demolition Lover
Age: 37
Gender: Female
Posts: 15911 | October 5th, 2005 at 08:08pm That's right April...he's just a silly boy...with a bass. Oh bad bad bad link to a story someone did on here...think it was Emily or...uhhh Hannah...I forget, it was good tho. <nods>
But perhaps my favourite Q n A with Mikey is this one:
So Mikey have you ever thought about your band mates in a "sexual" way???
Mikey: wow youre not shy about this, ok ummm yeah, i guess, i once had a dream about Ray and Frank being sexual together, so yeah i guess i have. God now i remeber that eewww, bad pictures in my head. (insert link to such a slash here ha ha ha)
If you had to choose Smashing Pumpkins or your brother???
Mikey: ha ha, no doubt about it the smashing pumpkins ha ha no Gerard, I love my brother even more then i love the smashing pumpkins. Wait if i did choose the smashing pumpkins what would happen to Gerard.
ummm he would ummm i dont know...
Mikey: Ok so then is it safe to choose the smashing pumpkins??? wait if i did choose them then something bad could happen to my brother but what if something good happend. but if i chose my brother what would happen to the smashing pumpkins hmmmm I pick Gerard just in case.
ok I got confused, you talked way too fast. but anyways next question, someone wanted me to ask if you actully need the glasses??? or if you just want to look emo???
Mikey: ha ha I need the glasses, my eye site sucks, but it is a nice emo touch, i guess i could get contacts but yeah i need glasses.
ok pick one black or red???
Mikey: hmmm im not sure black is like sterotypical goth colour and people consider us goth so if i say black then it makes us seem more goth so how about red!!!
well red is the color of blood, which is very goth.
Mikey: oh yeah thats true i guess well um then umm neither!!! i pick elephants. (okay I have to ask: why elephants?!?)
that wasnt a choice. but thats ok! now the last question. knives or swords???
Mikey: well im not sure knives are so cliche though, im going to go with swords.
your brother has a sword doesnt he???
Mikey: yeah, he keeps it at home in a cabinet, how did you know that???
I'm a stalker!!! ha ha, no it was in the first version of the "I'm not Okay (I promise)" video.
Mikey: That's right it was, wow i know my, my chemical romance stuff.
ha ha you barely know any my chemical romance stuff and youre in my chemical romance!!!
© Copyright of The Ultimate My Chemical Romance Site
(I even kept the © on, how nice am I??? LOL) |
Nikki.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 11846 | October 5th, 2005 at 08:09pm HOW COULD HE CHOOSE THE SP OVER HIS OWN BRO?! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! |
stormy
Demolition Lover
Age: 37
Gender: Female
Posts: 15911 | October 5th, 2005 at 08:10pm B/C he can!!! Ha ha ha
In the end Nikki, he'd pick Gerard.
Begs the question...would Gerard pick Mikey?!?
Okay, if someone mets them, someone MUST ask him that. LOL |
kids
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 4940 | October 5th, 2005 at 08:14pm once my friend sierra (yes shes on ino) were talking on msn and i preteneded to be mikey and she interviewed me. it was quite funny and very interesting... shall i post it on this thread? i saved it C: |
stormy
Demolition Lover
Age: 37
Gender: Female
Posts: 15911 | October 5th, 2005 at 08:16pm POST IT
But make sure that you reinforce that uh, you really aren't Mikey when you do...
I need some comedy...I'm like freakin out now...<goes to the TV Appearances thread> |
kids
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 4940 | October 6th, 2005 at 07:43pm okay... here its is, I was JUST PRETENDING to be mikey... okay? is that clear??? lol, and sierra is the interviewer. here you go:
||Sierra|| says:
Hmmmm... we are in need of a random topic
awww sugar says:
ooh... can it have to do with mcr?
awww sugar says:
haha
||Sierra|| says:
sure
||Sierra|| says:
hmmm.... I'm a slow thinker this morning
awww sugar says:
oki... whos your favorite person in mcr
||Sierra|| says:
Bob
||Sierra|| says:
oh yes
awww sugar says:
haha
||Sierra|| says:
haha you be your favorite mcr member and I'll interview you, oooohhhhh...
awww sugar says:
i dont know anything about him
awww sugar says:
ooh yay! that sounds like fun
awww sugar says:
i want to be mikey
||Sierra|| says:
Ok Mikey!
awww sugar says:
(is ashamed for liking mikey)
awww sugar says:
(cos i hate liking the same person everyone else does)
||Sierra|| says:
Don't be ashamed for liking yourself
awww sugar says:
but mikey is cool .... so im gonna be him!!
awww sugar says:
woot woot
awww sugar says:
oki shoot
||Sierra|| says:
woot!
||Sierra|| says:
Let's get this shit started now shall we?
awww sugar says:
okay... go ahead
||Sierra|| says:
Ummmm... so how are you? or is that a difficult question?
awww sugar says:
( am i supposed 2 be anwsering these as mikey right?)
awww sugar says:
k im back for 15 min.
awww sugar says:
so lets get this interview on the road!
awww sugar says:
what was i saying?
||Sierra|| says:
Yes let's
||Sierra|| says:
Ummm... embarrasing story about having a girlfriend for more than month
||Sierra|| says:
I think
awww sugar says:
oh, like last year i was seeing this realy nice girl, arial, but like she would never kiss me. i dunno why. i guess she was just realy shy. but we were at gees, he was having a party. and he got this great idea that we would play truth or dare. so it was arial's turn first of course, and she HAD to say dare... *sighs* gee dared her to make out with me...
awww sugar says:
and... i dont know if i can say this
||Sierra|| says:
Just keep it PG-13
awww sugar says:
she did , but i accidently bit her tounge and she started bleeding and it was a disaster
awww sugar says:
i cant believe i just told you that. fuck
||Sierra|| says:
I have a tendancy to make people confess of course the real names were replaced for their personal safety... right?
awww sugar says:
um yeah
awww sugar says:
sure
awww sugar says:
but gee started laughing and so did everyone else
awww sugar says:
i ran up stairs and took out my inhaler of course,
awww sugar says:
when i came back down she was gone
||Sierra|| says:
Where's she go?
awww sugar says:
thats also the night i bitch slaped gee
awww sugar says:
um i dunno, home i guess
||Sierra|| says:
Ahhh so all these moments are linked
awww sugar says:
we never saw her again
awww sugar says:
pretty much
||Sierra|| says:
She dissapeared?? Or just refused to talk?
awww sugar says:
dissappeared
awww sugar says:
i had never been to her house...
awww sugar says:
i didnt know where she lived... i know its sad
||Sierra|| says:
Oh my....
awww sugar says:
i am just really timid
awww sugar says:
reallly really timid
||Sierra|| says:
i see
||Sierra|| says:
So what's your favorite band at the moment?
awww sugar says:
um, i like a lot of bands but... lets see
||Sierra|| says:
ahhh hardcore thinking going on
awww sugar says:
*funny face from thinking too hard*
||Sierra|| says:
Oh no system overload!
awww sugar says:
ugh... i know this one... just give me a minute...
||Sierra|| says:
Ok but we have limited time together
awww sugar says:
yeah i know
||Sierra|| says:
I know you don't want to leave
awww sugar says:
my first concert was teh smashing pumpkins
||Sierra|| says:
Ahhh very cool
awww sugar says:
thats all i can remeber right now
awww sugar says:
my memory is a litlte shaky since gee hit me over the head with a vase this morning
awww sugar says:
he was playing catch with ray with it
awww sugar says:
idiot.
||Sierra|| says:
Gee seems to be out to ruin your life
awww sugar says:
yeah but i love him
||Sierra|| says:
Or you are the king of the unlucky
awww sugar says:
you could say that
||Sierra|| says:
Well I guess you have to love siblings
awww sugar says:
but look at our band,
awww sugar says:
we are like drop dead sucess
awww sugar says:
but that all goes out to gee
||Sierra|| says:
Oh what a sweet little brother you are
||Sierra|| says:
my siblings get no mercy
awww sugar says:
i know, but i get my revenge back
||Sierra|| says:
Ahhh yes sweet revenge... speaking of sweet revenge!
awww sugar says:
(haha this comes from a REAL interveiw) once i told gee his samwich had my cum in it! hehehe
awww sugar says:
he was freaked out
||Sierra|| says:
haha!!
awww sugar says:
we all laughed tho it was great...
||Sierra|| says:
Ahhh you should lock him in a closet
||Sierra|| says:
just giving you ideas
awww sugar says:
ooo, good idea...
awww sugar says:
muhahaha...
||Sierra|| says:
I feel an evil feeling in the air
awww sugar says:
yes, haha
awww sugar says:
he fucking deserves it tho
awww sugar says:
hes the king of evil
||Sierra|| says:
yah after what he's done to you
||Sierra|| says:
so we have unlucky and evil
awww sugar says:
haha
||Sierra|| says:
So... I feel an awkwars silence between me and you
||Sierra|| says:
do you feel it?
awww sugar says:
um, lets see you know a lot of my secrets now
||Sierra|| says:
There's a bond then
awww sugar says:
i dont usually talk about my fear of girls
awww sugar says:
gee's the only one that really knows about that, and the rest of the guys just asume it i think
||Sierra|| says:
Oh well now I feel special
awww sugar says:
oh you should
awww sugar says:
i never talk this much
awww sugar says:
wow. i am fucking amazing myself.
||Sierra|| says:
I don't usually say anything about my fear of spiders... wait I didn't tell you that
awww sugar says:
ooo...
||Sierra|| says:
look what I got myself into
awww sugar says:
TELL ME!!!
awww sugar says:
*claps*
||Sierra|| says:
Ok fine seeing as you told me
awww sugar says:
yay!
||Sierra|| says:
I was bullied in school
||Sierra|| says:
yah I was that cool
||Sierra|| says:
and...
awww sugar says:
oh! we have that in common
||Sierra|| says:
yah!
awww sugar says:
once in biology a jock stuck gum in my hair
awww sugar says:
it was gross and took my mom forever to get out
||Sierra|| says:
yah did she have to cut your hair?
awww sugar says:
well, she didnt have time, she had to go to a tupperwear party, so she gave gee the scissors and told him not to do anything bad to me.
awww sugar says:
after she was out the door gee pinned me on the ground and laughed as he gave me the worst hair cut i've ever had
||Sierra|| says:
oh my god you poor child...
awww sugar says:
i know
awww sugar says:
i am so scared
||Sierra|| says:
anyways back to my spider thing...
awww sugar says:
*scar
awww sugar says:
i have scars
awww sugar says:
oki
awww sugar says:
goo!
||Sierra|| says:
ok well a jock snuck a spider into my milk
||Sierra|| says:
and... I drank it
awww sugar says:
AHHHHHHHH NO
awww sugar says:
EWWWWWWWW
awww sugar says:
omg
||Sierra|| says:
yah I've been scared shitless ever since
||Sierra|| says:
haha! g2g bye
awww sugar says:
oh
awww sugar says:
i was just about to say the same thing lol
awww sugar says:
k bye,
||Sierra|| says:
bye
awww sugar says:
i have to go
awww sugar says:
bye
~and there you have it~ |
stormy
Demolition Lover
Age: 37
Gender: Female
Posts: 15911 | October 6th, 2005 at 07:52pm And the really sad, or rather, humourous part of this all is that...I can see Gerard givin him a really bad haircut out of spite and stuff...ha ha ha.
Wheee made me chuckle |
kids
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 4940 | October 6th, 2005 at 07:58pm stormy:And the really sad, or rather, humourous part of this all is that...I can see Gerard givin him a really bad haircut out of spite and stuff...ha ha ha.
Wheee made me chuckle haha yay, i was afraid it wasnt going to be that funny to you all... lol |
Nikki.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 11846 | October 6th, 2005 at 08:29pm J: Oral Sex or sex?
Mikey: ORAL!
Gerard: well Oral Sex is a lot of fun but the actual sex is the really plesurable part.
Mikey: Yeah but c'mon oral.
J:Ok for Mikey we'll get to the next question. Have you ever paid for sex?
Gerard: ha ha Mikey has!
Mikey: No I havent! But I've been paid for my sexual expertice! ha ha
Gerard: No you havent!
Mikey: Well fuck you!
Gerard: Wait *thinks* no I havent paid for sex.
Mikey: You paused for like 5minutes.
Gerard: No I didnt.
Mikey: Well it was like 5seconds but still.
Gerard: Ok 5 seconds! |
kids
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 4940 | October 6th, 2005 at 08:34pm Nikki:J: Oral Sex or sex?
Mikey: ORAL!
Gerard: well Oral Sex is a lot of fun but the actual sex is the really plesurable part.
Mikey: Yeah but c'mon oral.
J:Ok for Mikey we'll get to the next question. Have you ever paid for sex?
Gerard: ha ha Mikey has!
Mikey: No I havent! But I've been paid for my sexual expertice! ha ha
Gerard: No you havent!
Mikey: Well fuck you!
Gerard: Wait *thinks* no I havent paid for sex.
Mikey: You paused for like 5minutes.
Gerard: No I didnt.
Mikey: Well it was like 5seconds but still.
Gerard: Ok 5 seconds!
whoa! is that real?!?!?! |
Nikki.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 11846 | October 6th, 2005 at 08:35pm rebel snowman:Nikki:J: Oral Sex or sex?
Mikey: ORAL!
Gerard: well Oral Sex is a lot of fun but the actual sex is the really plesurable part.
Mikey: Yeah but c'mon oral.
J:Ok for Mikey we'll get to the next question. Have you ever paid for sex?
Gerard: ha ha Mikey has!
Mikey: No I havent! But I've been paid for my sexual expertice! ha ha
Gerard: No you havent!
Mikey: Well fuck you!
Gerard: Wait *thinks* no I havent paid for sex.
Mikey: You paused for like 5minutes.
Gerard: No I didnt.
Mikey: Well it was like 5seconds but still.
Gerard: Ok 5 seconds!
whoa! is that real?!?!?!
Yes, actually. ROFLLAHOLOC. |
Nikki.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 11846 | October 6th, 2005 at 08:37pm THE FULL VERSION:
Hi Mikey, hi Gerard I'm Jess from The Ultimate My Chemical Romance Site
Gerard and Mikey: Hi Jess
J: First off I got A couple letters here from some fans on my site. I told them I'd give them to you
Gerard: Wow theres a lot of letters! Whyd they waste their time writting to a shitty band!
Mikey: Dude weve got great fans even though we are a shitty band.
Gerard: Yeah weve got the best fans ever, they truly love and support us.
Mikey: We should frame these letters, weve never got this many at once!
Gerard:They look like theyre heart filled.
J: They are and some are very deep,
Mikey: Did you write one?
J: Yes but I didnt sign my name on it.
J: well we should get started, OK a friend wanted to know what do you really do in the shower?
Mikey and Gerard start to laugh
Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Ewwwww
J: Oh Mikey youve thought about that before
Mikey: Eeeeewwwww NO!
Gerard: Dont deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question.
Gerard: That is part of the question.
Mikey:Well I want to answer, hmm well I do clean my body but I also ummm....I got nothing
J: ha ha. Hey dont you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard:YES he does!
Mikey:Well not anymore, evryonce in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Gerard: Youre such a dumbass!
J: Ok well also what kind of towels do you use?
Gerard: The sweaty ones! I steal them from Ray though but theyre always covered in white stuff...
Mikey: Hey they actually are always covered in white shit!
J:Any idea what the white shhit is?
Mikey: Well it could be his Raygasms
Gerard: Yeah thats probably it. He has a lot of Raygasms and he gives a lot of them!
J: ha ha! What is the definition of a Raygasm, Ive heard of it before!
Gerard:hmmm Well a Raygasm is an explosion of love that Ray either has or gives!
Mikey: Yes or he can also make it!
Gerard:what that doesnt make sense.
Mikey:so
J: Ok anyways Gerard if Mikey asked you to dominate his ass would you let him?
Gerard: ha ha, Why of course! I love Mikey! He can dominate my ass wheneverhe wants!
Mikey: REALLY!
J:ha ha, Ok OH Mikey do you ever change your clothes? you always wear an Anthrax shirt or Track Jacket.
Mikey: I do change my clothes! But I love my Anthrax shirt and my jacket! They stink though....
Gerard: Ya they do stink, even when you were younger you always wore the same thing, I guess
it's a Mikey thing..
J: Hav you guys ever snorted Pixie sticks?
Mikey: ha ha! No but now I want to!
Gerard: I once snorted kool aid when I was like 10 but I think it was by accident. It sucked though
it made my nose run and it stung like hell.
Mikey: Your nose Ran?
Gerard: Ya
Mikey: like literally ran?
GErard: Well no, youre fucking dumb, like snot and shit came out.
Mikey hhhh hey Im not dumb!
J: Have you ever though about an animal in a more sexaul way?
Gerard: Yes A bear.
Mikey: Were you serious about that? you sounded serious.
Gerard: No, I've thought about Wolverine in a sexual way though, that does count?
J:Yes that sexy beast Wolverine counts I guess!
Gerard: He is actually pretty Sexy, hes like tough, bad ass Sexy.
mikey: Yeah he is, so Iam.
Gerard: No your'e not, youre like the weak little boy in the corner.
Mikey:Well Im still Sexy,
Gerard: Yeah you actually are, like Mikey gets all the ladies, they all flock to Mikey.
J: What a PIMP!
Mikey:Yes Iam!
J: Oral Sex or sex?
Mikey: ORAL!
Gerard: well Oral Sex is a lot of fun but the actual sex is the really plesurable part.
Mikey: Yeah but c'mon oral.
J: Gerard don't you like sex standing up?
Gerard: ha ha! Ye I do!
Mikey: eeww now Im thinking about my brother having sex!
J:Ok for Mikey we'll get to the next question. Have you ever paid for sex?
Gerard: ha ha Mikey has!
Mikey: No I havent! But I've been paid for my sexual expertice! ha ha
Gerard: No you havent!
Mikey: Well fuck you!
Gerard: Wait *thinks* no I havent paid for sex.
Mikey: You paused for like 5minutes.
Gerard: No I didnt.
Mikey: Well it was like 5seconds but still.
Gerard: Ok 5 seconds!
J: Oh someone wanted to know if the autographed Album covers you sold on your site were real?
Gerard: The 3 cheers covers?
J: Yeah
Gerard: Yes those were real, it took forever to sign them all!
Mikey: My hand hurted after that.
Gerard: Hurted?
Mikey: Yes hurted. Thats a word.
Gerard: No its not!
Mikey: Yeah it is I just invented it.
Gerard: You cant just invent a new word.
Mikey: Damn!
J: Mikey, what would you do for a klondike bar?
Mikey: hnmmm what wouldnt I do for a klondike bar?
Gerard: I dont like klondike bars, theyre gross.
Mikey: I like them.
J: Mikey dont you love popsicles more?
Mikey: Yes I can go threw a box of popsicles a night!
Gerard: Mikey always has popsicles. And he leaves the sticks laying around, and theyre all sticky and shit.
Mikey: No I dont! Its Frank!
Gerard: Dude theres popsicle sticks all over the bus and Franks not here.
Mikey: Ok it is me! ha ha
J: Oh yes Frankie is not on the tour why?
Gerard: Well theres a family illness.
J: Oh I hope they get better!
Mikey: We all hope so too!
J: Gerard, I know yuve been asked this before but I hav to ask again, but I want the TRUTH!
Gerard: ok
J: Are you BI or Gay?
Mikey: ha ha ha
Gerard: like 50 people have asked me this in the past month, but no Iam not BI or gay, I like girls.
Mikey: Ok people label me the EMO one in the group so you'd think they would ask me if Im gay.
Gerard: Yeah youd think they would but they target the lead singer.
Mikey: Well its probably because you and Bert.
Gerard: Oh yeah huh? But Bert and I are NOT gay together, we just give the crowd what they want
and I love Bert to death so I show people I do but I know Im not gay or BI.
J: You and Bert are very sexy together though!
Gerard: Yes we are! ha ha
Ok well I know ths has been the most professional interview, but it must end.
Gerard: No I dont want it to!
Mikey: Nope it will not end, Im sick of the professional ones.
Gerard: Teenagers should do all the interviews.
Mikey: Yeah that would be awesome.
Well you guys got a show to play and I got to go watch it! I see your tour manager waving for you guys to
go over there, but thank yu so much for doing this, I truly appreciate it!
Mikey: no problem
Gerard: Yeah No problem at all.
J: Hey you guys better look at my site! The address is on one of the letters.
Gerard: I think I will just because it's the ULTIMATE site!
Mikey: Yeah I will too! And I will tell you what I think!
J: Thank you! |
kids
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 4940 | October 6th, 2005 at 08:39pm OMFG!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! THATS GREAT!!!!!! |
omg stfu
Demolition Lover
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Posts: 19648 | October 6th, 2005 at 08:57pm that was awesome!! |
Unknown Angel
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: -
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Posts: 566 | October 6th, 2005 at 09:23pm Are you sure its real because parts of that is
exactly the same as the interview I posted awhile back
Ok, I'm confused... |
And you are....?
Bleeding on the Floor
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Posts: 1514 | October 6th, 2005 at 09:24pm yea i noticed that too |
