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im 'under pressure.!
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im 'under pressure.!
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 228
December 1st, 2007 at 02:57pm
haha...lol
ciara.
Crash Queen
ciara.
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 32541
December 2nd, 2007 at 09:50am
gabriella montez:
may 3 tanga nagssksikan sa kama...
tanga1:pare ang sikip baba muna ung isa
(bumaba ung isa)
tanga2Surprised yan maluwag na, akyat ka na d2

hehe.......lol!!!

super tawa ko nung nabasa ko yan sa text

hahahaha xD
im 'under pressure.!
Joining The Black Parade
im 'under pressure.!
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 228
December 4th, 2007 at 10:44pm
^__________^
Ken Hidaka
Salute You in Your Grave
Ken Hidaka
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 3464
December 4th, 2007 at 11:05pm
i don't know if this was posted already but i just got this joke from a text message and i find it really funny.

There was a girl who was still so inlove with her ex-boyfriend that she decided to ask him out again. that night on their dinner date, she aked her ex if he still love her, but he didn't reply, instead he held his ex-gf's hand and placed it on top of his chest....


the girl cried....

then she stood up and slapped his face....

because.....

na feel nya....


may boobs pala ang bruha! Shocked

eto pa:

Q- bakit may black eye ang orange juice?

A- kase nasa pack. Mr. Green

lol
corny? :\
Jeanne Paulin.
Shotgun Sinner
Jeanne Paulin.
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 9905
December 5th, 2007 at 05:59am
Beautiful? You
Cute? You
Gorgeous? You
Sexy? You
Pretty? You
...
Liar? ME!

XD
keeping the faith
Always Born a Crime
keeping the faith
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 6708
December 5th, 2007 at 06:35am
whatsername_Kat:

eto pa:

Q- bakit may black eye ang orange juice?

A- kase nasa pack. Mr. Green

lol
corny? :\


Tehe
Laughing
Stela.?
Always Born a Crime
Stela.?
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 6517
December 7th, 2007 at 08:21am
Sinong superhero ang may S sa damit?
SUPERMAN!
Sinong superhero ang may paniki sa damit?
BATMAN!
Eh sino namang superhero ang may kakanin sa damit?
edi si.. suMAN! rolling on floor Neutral
keeping the faith
Always Born a Crime
keeping the faith
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 6708
December 7th, 2007 at 08:31am
^^ Tehe

Galing sa spongebob.

Q: what do you call a snail in a boat?
A: A snailers.
// lame Rolling Eyes

Q: anu ang tawag sa grupo ng mga cat?
A: edi pangCAT.
Tehe
Halifax.
Shotgun Sinner
Halifax.
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 9496
December 7th, 2007 at 09:40am
^^ rolling on floor
im 'under pressure.!
Joining The Black Parade
im 'under pressure.!
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 228
December 7th, 2007 at 10:57pm
Babae: pakisarado nga ung pinto lalabas ung aircon!

(sosyal may paa ung aircon)

hahaha....
keeping the faith
Always Born a Crime
keeping the faith
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Posts: 6708
December 7th, 2007 at 11:01pm
^^ hahaha
ganyan minasan sinasabi ko
rolling on floor:
keeping the faith
Always Born a Crime
keeping the faith
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 6708
December 7th, 2007 at 11:16pm
Q: anung tawag sa mga grupo ng aso.
A: edi ASOsasyon.[???]
Tehe
Halifax.
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Halifax.
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December 10th, 2007 at 05:38am
^^ lmfao:
keeping the faith
Always Born a Crime
keeping the faith
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Gender: Female
Posts: 6708
December 10th, 2007 at 05:44am
^^ Tehe

eto paboritong joke ni LORILEE
XD

Q: anung metal ang kinakain?
A: ME talbus ng kamote
Just Steph...
Motor Baby
Just Steph...
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 909
January 14th, 2008 at 02:34pm
A man walked into a bar and said ouch
art star.
Demolition Lover
art star.
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 19017
January 16th, 2008 at 03:38am
QUESTION: bakit 'S' yung nakalagay sa costume ni Superman?

ANSWER: Kasi yung lang yung available na size.
party poison.
Salute You in Your Grave
party poison.
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Gender: Female
Posts: 4819
January 16th, 2008 at 03:44am
^^

lol!!!

here:
it's not a joke pero nakakatawa lang.. ewan ko lang senyo kung matatawa kau

"The consistency was fine. But u see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize."

- yan si Inday.. nageexplain kung bakit maalat ung ulam..!!!

(nosebleed!)
Halifax.
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Halifax.
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 9496
January 16th, 2008 at 04:15am
nabasa ko sa cellphone ng kuya ko!!
(not sure if i remember this correctly)

message to ofw dad:
love tnx sa padala mo. tuwang tuwa si nene toblerone baon sa skul. si junior suot na ang (nike shoes ba yun?). next time wag ka na padala NIVEA MILK. ayaw inumin mga bata pait daw ako na lang umubos.
love, (forgot name)
art star.
Demolition Lover
art star.
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 19017
January 16th, 2008 at 10:37am
" I want to talk to your parents tomorrow. NOW!"

"You, you, and you! The both of you!"

"I want to see a straight circle!"
ayra m
Salute You in Your Grave
ayra m
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 3551
January 17th, 2008 at 05:02am
^HEHE