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im 'under pressure.! Joining The Black Parade
Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 228 | December 1st, 2007 at 02:57pm |
ciara. Crash Queen
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 32541 | December 2nd, 2007 at 09:50am gabriella montez:may 3 tanga nagssksikan sa kama...
tanga1:pare ang sikip baba muna ung isa
(bumaba ung isa)
tanga2 yan maluwag na, akyat ka na d2
hehe.......lol!!!
super tawa ko nung nabasa ko yan sa text
hahahaha xD
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im 'under pressure.! Joining The Black Parade
Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 228 | December 4th, 2007 at 10:44pm ^__________^ |
Ken Hidaka Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 3464 | December 4th, 2007 at 11:05pm i don't know if this was posted already but i just got this joke from a text message and i find it really funny.
There was a girl who was still so inlove with her ex-boyfriend that she decided to ask him out again. that night on their dinner date, she aked her ex if he still love her, but he didn't reply, instead he held his ex-gf's hand and placed it on top of his chest....
the girl cried....
then she stood up and slapped his face....
because.....
na feel nya....
may boobs pala ang bruha!
eto pa:
Q- bakit may black eye ang orange juice?
A- kase nasa pack.
lol
corny? :\ |
Jeanne Paulin. Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 9905 | December 5th, 2007 at 05:59am Beautiful? You
Cute? You
Gorgeous? You
Sexy? You
Pretty? You
...
Liar? ME!
XD |
keeping the faith Always Born a Crime
Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 6708 | December 5th, 2007 at 06:35am whatsername_Kat:
eto pa:
Q- bakit may black eye ang orange juice?
A- kase nasa pack.
lol
corny? :\
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Stela.? Always Born a Crime
Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 6517 | December 7th, 2007 at 08:21am Sinong superhero ang may S sa damit?
SUPERMAN!
Sinong superhero ang may paniki sa damit?
BATMAN!
Eh sino namang superhero ang may kakanin sa damit?
edi si.. suMAN! |
keeping the faith Always Born a Crime
Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 6708 | December 7th, 2007 at 08:31am ^^
Galing sa spongebob.
Q: what do you call a snail in a boat?
A: A snailers.
// lame
Q: anu ang tawag sa grupo ng mga cat?
A: edi pangCAT.
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Halifax. Shotgun Sinner
Age: 28 Gender: Female Posts: 9496 | December 7th, 2007 at 09:40am ^^ |
im 'under pressure.! Joining The Black Parade
Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 228 | December 7th, 2007 at 10:57pm Babae: pakisarado nga ung pinto lalabas ung aircon!
(sosyal may paa ung aircon)
hahaha.... |
keeping the faith Always Born a Crime
Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 6708 | December 7th, 2007 at 11:01pm ^^ hahaha
ganyan minasan sinasabi ko
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keeping the faith Always Born a Crime
Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 6708 | December 7th, 2007 at 11:16pm Q: anung tawag sa mga grupo ng aso.
A: edi ASOsasyon.[???]
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Halifax. Shotgun Sinner
Age: 28 Gender: Female Posts: 9496 | December 10th, 2007 at 05:38am ^^ : |
keeping the faith Always Born a Crime
Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 6708 | December 10th, 2007 at 05:44am ^^
eto paboritong joke ni LORILEE
XD
Q: anung metal ang kinakain?
A: ME talbus ng kamote |
Just Steph... Motor Baby
Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 909 | January 14th, 2008 at 02:34pm A man walked into a bar and said ouch |
art star. Demolition Lover
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 19017 | January 16th, 2008 at 03:38am QUESTION: bakit 'S' yung nakalagay sa costume ni Superman?
ANSWER: Kasi yung lang yung available na size. |
party poison. Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 4819 | January 16th, 2008 at 03:44am ^^
lol!!!
here:
it's not a joke pero nakakatawa lang.. ewan ko lang senyo kung matatawa kau
"The consistency was fine. But u see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize."
- yan si Inday.. nageexplain kung bakit maalat ung ulam..!!!
(nosebleed!) |
Halifax. Shotgun Sinner
Age: 28 Gender: Female Posts: 9496 | January 16th, 2008 at 04:15am nabasa ko sa cellphone ng kuya ko!!
(not sure if i remember this correctly)
message to ofw dad:
love tnx sa padala mo. tuwang tuwa si nene toblerone baon sa skul. si junior suot na ang (nike shoes ba yun?). next time wag ka na padala NIVEA MILK. ayaw inumin mga bata pait daw ako na lang umubos.
love, (forgot name) |
art star. Demolition Lover
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 19017 | January 16th, 2008 at 10:37am " I want to talk to your parents tomorrow. NOW!"
"You, you, and you! The both of you!"
"I want to see a straight circle!" |
ayra m Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 3551 | January 17th, 2008 at 05:02am ^HEHE |