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art star.
Demolition Lover
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 19017 | January 17th, 2008 at 07:47am
Hapon, Koreano at PIlipino sa lumulubog na bangka:
Hapon: *tinapon ang computers*
PIlipino: Oi! Bakit mo tinapon yun?!
Hapon: Oh, we have a lot of those in our country.
Koreano: *tinapon ang cellphones*
Pilipino: Oi! Bakit mo tinapon yun?!
Koreano: Oh, we have a lot of those in our country.
Pilipino: *tinapon and Koreano*
Hapon: Oi! Why'd you do that?!
Pilipino: Oh, we have a lot of those in our country. |
keeping the faith
Always Born a Crime
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 6708 | July 11th, 2009 at 10:11am Ung klassmate ko kasama sa astig na FRAT.
......Fratting Late!
xD
korny.. |
Lelouch Lamperouge
Always Born a Crime
Age: 28
Gender: -
Posts: 5013 | July 12th, 2009 at 02:37am may frat kami sa klase..
Name: Consuelo de bobo
member names: Consuelos
Leader/ Mastermind: Jireh Dala [Consuelo de Bobo]
Alesis Dongon [Consuelo de Matalino]
Carlo Cada [Consuelo de Aso, boses de Ipis] 
Consuelos:
Yvan Bolena [Spanish bread]
Clarence Alipor [takbo initiation]
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spiderpig-
Really Not Okay
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 725 | July 15th, 2009 at 06:18am isang gbi,isang lolo ang humtak s isang ba2e s damuhan..
Girl: lolo, kht mhubran nyo q, d nyo q kyng gahasain dhl su2mp0ng lng ryuma ny0
Lolo: watch me! Nagflanax yta 2! |
spiderpig-
Really Not Okay
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 725 | July 15th, 2009 at 06:19am JUAN: aray! bkt mko sinuntok?
PEDRO: tnwg mkong hippopotamus eh!
JUAN: last yir pa un ah!
PEDRO:ngaun ko lng nalaman itsura nun eh! |
spiderpig-
Really Not Okay
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 725 | July 15th, 2009 at 06:20am Si Uzumaki Naruto ay magiting na ninja galing s bayan ng Konoha. Ipadala ito sa 25 na tao at magiging ninja ka,hindi ito kalokohan yung kpitbhay nmin hokage na. |
spiderpig-
Really Not Okay
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 725 | July 15th, 2009 at 06:30am May alagang carabao ang tatay….intusan nya ang anak nya…
TATAY: “anak painumin mo yung carabao natin.”
ANAK: “opo ‘tay.”
Pagkalipas ang dalawang minuto…
ANAK: “tay ayaw naman uminom ng carabao natin… ”
TATAY: “bakit?! saan mo ba kasi pinainom yung carabao?? ”
ANAK: “sa baso.”
TATAY: “bugok ka pala eh…lagyan mo ng straw!” |
append and detach.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 9418 | July 16th, 2009 at 10:03am ^ROFL AT NARUTO AND THAT!!
JUAN: Alam mo na balita? May bakla daw sa dorm natin.
PEDRO: Talaga?? Sino naman?
JUAN: Sasabihin ko pero... kiss muna.
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append and detach.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 9418 | August 28th, 2009 at 07:01am well. nvm. another. xD
China: naglabas ang china ng pitbul. Sampung leon natakot.
US: naglabas ang US ng bulldog. Benteng leon natakot.
Philippines: nakasako ang kanyang aso. At biglang tinapon ang sako n may lamang aso. At biglang nawala lahat ng tao sa stadium mapa audience man, mapa judges, mapa security, mapa leon.
alam niyo kung bakit nawala lahat ng tao?
Eh kasi nman ung aso niya ay asong ulol. Naglalaway pa ang kanyang aso. |
fun ghoul
In a Bullet's Embrace
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 58705 | October 20th, 2009 at 07:22am WARNING! GREEN JOKE!
anong pagkakapareho ng sperm at mayonaise?
answer: pareho silang LADY'S CHOICE! |
spiderpig-
Really Not Okay
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 725 | October 20th, 2009 at 11:23pm ewan ko kung joke toh pero .. feel ko lahat mag-aagree 
STUDYING = student + dying
--
kung hindi mo ako seseryosohin, ngayon pa lang, itigil na natin to
-->PAG-AARAL
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alam mo ba.. sa twing kakanta ka, naiisip ko ..
dapat sa radyo ka nalang kumanta or sa tv ..
wala lang ..
PARA MADALING PATAYIN !
--
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fun ghoul
In a Bullet's Embrace
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 58705 | October 21st, 2009 at 07:51am ^ hwoo.
 |
Halifax.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 9496 | November 24th, 2009 at 10:30am sinong may magagandang jokes??? >:] post naman jan! xD |
append and detach.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 9418 | December 22nd, 2009 at 04:13am IN ENGLISH:
Eat all you can…
Don’t be shy.
Feel at home.
IN TAGALOG:
Kain ka nang kain.
Walang hiya ka.
Pakiramdam mo bahay mo ‘to!
 korne, alam ko
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ANGELINA: Is it true yaya that bawat butil ng palay is galing sa dugo’t pawis ng mga farmers?
YAYA: Oo, Angelina.
ANGELINA: Eeeewwwwwwww!
*from Facebuko |
art star.
Demolition Lover
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 19017 | December 23rd, 2009 at 07:45am DAY 1
Bata: Ale, may ubas kayo?
Ale: Wala eh.
Bata: Sige po.
DAY 2
Bata: Ale, may ubas kayo?
Ale: Sinabi nang wala eh! Kapag nagtanong ka ulit, isstaple ko bibig mo!
DAY 3
Bata: Ale, may stapler kayo?
Ale: Wala eh.
Bata: Ah..... Ale, may ubas kayo? |
Halifax.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 9496 | December 23rd, 2009 at 09:01am ^^  HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!1 XD |
keeping the faith
Always Born a Crime
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 6708 | January 30th, 2010 at 09:00pm anung tax ang nasa katawan natin?
edi thumb-tax
hehehe.
ito pa..
haha kakatuwa ng sinabi to ng isa kong classmate sa religion teacher namin.
C: Cher, diba isa lng po ang diyos?
T: oo
C: ehh cher, ano po un extra-joss?
hahhaa
adeeeek |
spiderpig-
Really Not Okay
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 725 | March 5th, 2010 at 07:13am KNOCK KNOCK!!
-who's there?
KANGKONG KANGKONG GARLIC TOMATO
-kangkong kangkong garlic who?
NEW YOOOOOORK!
KANGKONG KANGKONG GARLIC TOMAAATOOOO
haha. kornii. |
Halifax.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 9496 | March 6th, 2010 at 10:15am post pa ng jokeesss ((: |
werard gay.
Crash Queen
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 32559 | March 7th, 2010 at 01:07am anong tawag sa anak ng taong grasa?
baby oil.
luls. xP |
