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Halifax.
Shotgun Sinner
Halifax.
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 9496
March 12th, 2010 at 06:36am
blond: what does idk mean?
brunette: i don't know!
blond: OMG! NOBODY KNOWS!

CORNIIIII xD
art star.
Demolition Lover
art star.
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 19017
March 19th, 2010 at 07:58am
What is the Eleventh Commandment?

Thou shall not eat salt.

BECAUSE IT IS A SIN.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.
werard gay.
Crash Queen
werard gay.
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Gender: -
Posts: 32559
March 30th, 2010 at 07:35am
hiatus:
KNOCK KNOCK!!
-who's there?
KANGKONG KANGKONG GARLIC TOMATO
-kangkong kangkong garlic who?

NEW YOOOOOORK!
KANGKONG KANGKONG GARLIC TOMAAATOOOO

haha. kornii.


MAY KASAMANG POTATO~~
haha. :'D

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?

SOON TO OPEN PAN DE MANILA
Soon to open pan de manila who?

UNO DOS TRES! SOON TO OPEN PAN DE MANILA!

haha. :') ang cornyyyy.
Tap Out
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Tap Out
Age: 102
Gender: Male
Posts: 471
April 4th, 2010 at 01:38pm
Poison Skittles:
whatsername_Kat:

eto pa:

Q- bakit may black eye ang orange juice?

A- kase nasa pack. Mr. Green

lol
corny? :\


Tehe
Laughing


ahaha natawa ako d2 ah... Ha Ha
append and detach.
Shotgun Sinner
append and detach.
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 9418
April 25th, 2010 at 01:59am
Kung nag GAY LANGUAGE sana sila GMA at GARCI eh di walang SCAM!

GMA: hallow gracia!
GARCI: uy mother ever! Na chenilyn de kimberlyn ko na po yung mga chuva ek ek.
GMA: bonggacious! Eh yung mga chenes chenes, carry na ba?
GARCI: flatshoes! Winnie santos mama, wiz na wori eclavou na ever! Na chorva na!
GMA: ang tarus...hki! M...aldita ka talaga vruha ka! Eh di windra na naman watashi?!
GARCI: anufi ate.
GMA: oshah ba.

rolling on floor oh shizz, that made me laugh. x))

//no offense...
art star.
Demolition Lover
art star.
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 19017
April 26th, 2010 at 03:27am
^ OI HINDI KO NAINTINDIHAN. LMAO.
append and detach.
Shotgun Sinner
append and detach.
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 9418
May 10th, 2010 at 04:40am
isa pa... this one is from twitter:

Manny villar - tondo boy
Noynoy - mama's boy
Gibo - lover boy
Villanueva - Lord's boy
Erap - kanto boy
Gordon - Am boy
Jamby - if I were a boy.

Tehe

//no offense... just found it funny :3
Pencey P.
Always Born a Crime
Pencey P.
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 6765
May 12th, 2010 at 05:23am
^ rolling on floor @ Jamby's XD
This isn't a joke but...
Image
It's pretty funny XD
append and detach.
Shotgun Sinner
append and detach.
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 9418
May 12th, 2010 at 06:54am
^ lol! I saw that. rolling on floor
keeping the faith
Always Born a Crime
keeping the faith
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 6708
June 2nd, 2010 at 11:52pm
kapatid: kuya, did you vote wisely?
kuya: bakit? tumakbo ba siya?
HAHA.
fun ghoul
In a Bullet's Embrace
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Posts: 58705
June 3rd, 2010 at 07:20am
andrew carrabba.:
^ lol! I saw that. rolling on floor


i don't get it?

sorry, ang slow ko.
keeping the faith
Always Born a Crime
keeping the faith
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Posts: 6708
June 3rd, 2010 at 08:29am
^^ haha ako din po eh.
pero sa tingin ko ung spelling po ata
fun ghoul
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June 3rd, 2010 at 09:10am
^ okayy.. pero bakit ganun yung tweet nya? hmm..
append and detach.
Shotgun Sinner
append and detach.
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Posts: 9418
June 3rd, 2010 at 10:44am
^^ hm... siguro kasi balitang-balita yung eleksyon sa pilipinas non... mga May 10 nya yan tinweet eh. Tehe
pati wrong spelling na rin.. x)
Halifax.
Shotgun Sinner
Halifax.
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 9496
June 3rd, 2010 at 12:15pm
andrew carrabba.:
isa pa... this one is from twitter:

Manny villar - tondo boy
Noynoy - mama's boy
Gibo - lover boy
Villanueva - Lord's boy
Erap - kanto boy
Gordon - Am boy
Jamby - if I were a boy.

Tehe

//no offense... just found it funny :3



lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao
ang kuliit! ((((:

Halifax.
Shotgun Sinner
Halifax.
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 9496
June 3rd, 2010 at 12:28pm
glamorize.:
WARNING! GREEN JOKE!

anong pagkakapareho ng sperm at mayonaise?




answer: pareho silang LADY'S CHOICE!



NGAYON KO LANG NAKITA TO HAHAHAHAHAHA!
lmfao lmfao. XDDDD

keeping the faith
Always Born a Crime
keeping the faith
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 6708
June 3rd, 2010 at 08:56pm
Poseidon.:
glamorize.:
WARNING! GREEN JOKE!

anong pagkakapareho ng sperm at mayonaise?




answer: pareho silang LADY'S CHOICE!



NGAYON KO LANG NAKITA TO HAHAHAHAHAHA!
lmfao lmfao. XDDDD


rolling on floor lmfao
keeping the faith
Always Born a Crime
keeping the faith
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 6708
June 3rd, 2010 at 09:37pm
anugn tawag sa paniking mababa ang lipad?
edi lowbat. haha
adeeeeek
append and detach.
Shotgun Sinner
append and detach.
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Posts: 9418
June 6th, 2010 at 10:07am
Teacher: Okay, class. Only Juan got 95/100.
Juan: O HA! Ano kayo ngayon? MGA BOBO!
Teacher: *continues* everyone else got perfect!
TAOB.

hehe...
chibang
Killjoy
chibang
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 77
June 12th, 2010 at 08:52am
andrew carrabba.:
Teacher: Okay, class. Only Juan got 95/100.
Juan: O HA! Ano kayo ngayon? MGA BOBO!
Teacher: *continues* everyone else got perfect!
TAOB.

hehe...


fakk..

pwede tumawa?

;3