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Lelouch Lamperouge
Always Born a Crime
Lelouch Lamperouge
Age: 28
Gender: -
Posts: 5013
September 28th, 2010 at 11:07pm
Are you joking my leg?! rolling on floor
Halifax.
Shotgun Sinner
Halifax.
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 9496
November 15th, 2010 at 10:10am
mga may jokes jan. <:
CyanideNarc
Killjoy
CyanideNarc
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Posts: 17
July 12th, 2011 at 07:32am
Carlo Bien: arielle
Aq: bket bien?
Carlo: knock knock
Aq: who's der
Carlo: BUSCOPAN
Aq: buscopan who
Carlo: Ang hirap maging babae..
kung torpe yung lalake..
kahit may BUSCOPAN di mo masabi Smile)

(Sa classmate ko po yan. Hindi ako si arielle XD

Mr. Green

Ngongo sa korte:

Judge: Hinawakan mo ba ang dibdib ng babaeng to ?!!
Ngongo: HINI PO HINI PO your honor !

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Judge: Aba pilosopo ka ah ! Hinawakan o HINIPO pareho lang yun !! GUILTY !!

Mr. Green

SAD NEWS FROM JAPAN .
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先週観た「スーパー8」観てる間は何にも気にならなかったけど、​観た後ひっかかるところが幾つか出てくる。

HOW SAD Neutral

Mr. Green

hehehe XD
CyanideNarc
Killjoy
CyanideNarc
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Posts: 17
July 12th, 2011 at 07:39am
PAHABOL LANG :]

PACMAN in war wid MILF

PACMAN: sumuko na kau!!
MILF:su2ko lng kmi
pgnaispell m muna ang
ceasefire!!!
PACMAN:tuloy ang laban..!!
Durugin cla! Pada2lhn ko kau
ng chrysanthemum sa burol
nyo!!
MILF: spell chrysanthemum!!
PACMAN: Pakyu! sabi ko
rose!! Bingi!

Mr. Green

Bob Ong:
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Bakit pa sila naghi2walay kung mgka2balikan
din sila?? pra lang silang nag-gagaguhan...

Vice Ganda:
Alangan nmang magbalikan sila ng sila pa..
Yun ang nag-gagaguhan ..

Mr. Green

Teacher : 1 book + 1 book ?
Student : 2 books
Teacher : 2 books + 2 books :
Student: 4 books
Teacher: 1,789,345 books + 23,658,298 books ?
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Student : LIBRARY Very Happy

Mr. Green

Pasahero: Boss jollibee.
Driver: Di ako si jollibee.
Pasahero: Hindi. magkano sa jollibee?
Driver: Depende sa value meal.
Pasahero: Putch! Magkano ho pamasahe sa jollibee?
Driver: Ang alam ko po walang masahista dun.
Pasahero: Anak ng? Magkano ibabayad ko hanggang jollibee?
Driver: Ay lampas na ho tayo

Mr. Green

DEAR TEACHERS,
Hindi porket pare-pareho kami ng sagot eh nagkopyahan na kami.
May tamang sagot ba na iba iba?
Ano yun originality?

Sincerely yours,
Your students.

Mr. Green
fun ghoul
In a Bullet's Embrace
fun ghoul
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 58705
July 12th, 2011 at 07:57am
TAWANG-TAWA AKO DITO:

4 horny men were in a prison cell, one was a rapist, a murderer, a psycho and a gay man.

Rapist: If there was a cat here, I would f*ck it 'til it gets weak.
Murderer: After you're done, I would f*ck it 'til it dies.
Psycho: Yeah! Then I would f*ck it 'til I die.





Then the fourth man said softly in the corner,






"Meow."

:3
Halifax.
Shotgun Sinner
Halifax.
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 9496
July 12th, 2011 at 09:01am
^^HAHAHAHA NOICE NOICE NOICE.
HAHAHAHA. lmfao lmfao lmfao
fun ghoul
In a Bullet's Embrace
fun ghoul
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 58705
July 13th, 2011 at 10:22am
Mga pauso ng classmates ko:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Excited na aso.
Excited na aso--
Aw!