Favorite MCR Quotes

Board index - The Band

Author	Message
xox.gena. Killjoy Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 85	June 18th, 2007 at 06:57am Frankie: Eww, is that a bug? Fan 1: No, I think it's a sharpie mark. Frankie: It is a bug. Fan 2: No, actually it is a bug. I sorta smushed it by accident and it stayed on the picture. Frankie: That's gross... (circles bug and writes eww on paper) Gerard: Nothing stimulates us like urine... Gerard: Do you feel like a death cult? Crowd: Whooo! Gerard: Nooo! Nooo! I wasn't encouraging that! Gerard: Who's the guy with the laser pointer? Crowd: wooohh aaahhh Gerard: You're gonna blind someone, you silly prick! Interviewer: Men or women? Gerard: Men. Ah, wait - women! My bad! Interviewer: So do you guys have some sort of message that you want kids to know about? Frank: We're here to save kids' lives. Interviewer: What are you doing to save kids' lives? Gerard: matter of factly Bringing a message. Frank: I am frank, and I'm always sick. Interviewer: How have you celebrated Gerard's birthday? Frank: I knitted him a pair of socks, and rubbed his neck. He liked the socks. Frank: Poodle isnt a question. Gerard: I know something that you don't, and that is that I'm not wearing any underwear. We're gonna get sexy for a minute. Frank: We're just old, fat men, and he's (Gerard's) doing a good job of making us look halfway attractive. Gerard: I am such a jacket slut. Gerard: Hey listen up, all you racists, sexists, homophobes, and just plain assholes, we've got a message for you...GO THE FUCK HOME! Gerard: Motherfuckers I've got a filthy mouth, you don't know where it has been! Gerard: Anything can happen... sometimes I tie my shoes... and sometimes I make no sense at all... Gerard: Hey. We're My Chemical Romance and you're watching Rage. Mikey: Grrr. Frank: Bark! Gerard: I'm counting to three, and I want you to move. One, two, three! MOVE! no one moves One, two, three! MOOOVE! no one moves Okay, then just tell me to fuck off. Interviewer: So how cool is it though, to have your own figurines? Are you gonna like line them up in your room maybe? Gerard: Uh, yeah, like ten of them. I'm gonna always keep a Mikey in my pocket. Gerard: I always wanted to be in musicals, like big time. I'm just gonna put that out there. Mikey: You were in a musical once. Frank: EVERYONE is laughing at you! Gerard: This song is about a time I took a ride in a guy's IROC and got totally fucking pregnant! Gerard: They were singing these songs in english and they don't even SPEAK ENGLISH! Gerard (on quitting alcohol): I said to myself, "Gerard buddy, drink diet coke and things will get better." (About Dead!) Frank: You can't not help but sing along with the lala's. Ray: I know I can't. I'm always singing along on stage. Frank: I'm under contract. I have to sing the lala's. Ray: Contractually obligated to. Ray about Monroeville: It's a slow one. So grab your girl. And shoot her in the head. Gerard (after tasting Turky & Grave Jones Soda) It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Gerard: As soon as I go into Starbucks I take off my sunglasses. I want to be recognized and I want free coffee. Radio DJ: Gerard how the hell did you manage to get onto the cover of Spin magazine? Gerard: A little of this, a little of that! Weyyyeeeyy! Let's just say I'm good at the rodeo, let's just say I'm good at riding the mechanical bull! Caller (asking about her haemerrhoids): Well do you know how I can get rid of it...? Gerard: Not with scissors... Interviewer: What would you bring if you were stuck on a deserted island? Mikey: A congshell! Gerard: Well, they'd be there, Mikey. Frank: I'd bring sand! Gerard: Yeah, you'd bring coconuts, too, Mikey. Frank: Fnflatable palm trees! Frank: He's so wasted on coca cola. Gerard: They got if off the INTRANET! Gerard (about portuguese kids): We loveee metal... We love heavy metal! You're gonna play heavy metal? (in a "latino" accent) Gerard: Yeah we're gonna play heavy metal... Frank: It was just one of those itches that had to be scratched or at least maybe shot in the face. Woo!
xox.gena. Killjoy Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 85	June 18th, 2007 at 07:07am Oh, and when I met Bob last year: "... That's a lot of hotdogs. " To my friend who was holding everyone's hotdogs because we all wanted to say hi to Bob, lmfao.
GasolineRainbow Jazz Hands Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 330	June 18th, 2007 at 07:11am 'HELL YEAH CHEMICAL!'- Gerard Way "It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years." - Gerard Way the pumpkin pie one is funny as well. their a funny band....
Mortally Wounded Killjoy Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 80	June 18th, 2007 at 02:44pm Where does the 'Moose, meese' one come from??
t'lema Salute You in Your Grave Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 2109	June 19th, 2007 at 05:53am I lik ethe bit on LOTMS Frank (I think it's Frank, he's out of frame): Shit I forgot to buy hand sanitizer! Gerard (doing his eyeliner) : Fuck you dude. I don't know why, it's just so random, I love it.
misa misa. Shotgun Sinner Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 8241	June 19th, 2007 at 06:28am these are all so funny...i just love nething they say i think... i thought of another Frank: "and the next day it was like BANG nerd movie come to life" that whole thing about teenagers on MCR welcomes u 2 to TBP was funny i love the pumkin pie one 2
Mrs.Halloween Salute You in Your Grave Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 3176	June 19th, 2007 at 02:02pm x.bury.me.x: Frankie: Eww, is that a bug? Fan 1: No, I think it's a sharpie mark. Frankie: It is a bug. Fan 2: No, actually it is a bug. I sorta smushed it by accident and it stayed on the picture. Frankie: That's gross... (circles bug and writes eww on paper) Gerard: Nothing stimulates us like urine... Gerard: Do you feel like a death cult? Crowd: Whooo! Gerard: Nooo! Nooo! I wasn't encouraging that! Gerard: Who's the guy with the laser pointer? Crowd: wooohh aaahhh Gerard: You're gonna blind someone, you silly prick! Interviewer: Men or women? Gerard: Men. Ah, wait - women! My bad! Interviewer: So do you guys have some sort of message that you want kids to know about? Frank: We're here to save kids' lives. Interviewer: What are you doing to save kids' lives? Gerard: matter of factly Bringing a message. Frank: I am frank, and I'm always sick. Interviewer: How have you celebrated Gerard's birthday? Frank: I knitted him a pair of socks, and rubbed his neck. He liked the socks. Frank: Poodle isnt a question. Gerard: I know something that you don't, and that is that I'm not wearing any underwear. We're gonna get sexy for a minute. Frank: We're just old, fat men, and he's (Gerard's) doing a good job of making us look halfway attractive. Gerard: I am such a jacket slut. Gerard: Hey listen up, all you racists, sexists, homophobes, and just plain assholes, we've got a message for you...GO THE FUCK HOME! Gerard: Motherfuckers I've got a filthy mouth, you don't know where it has been! Gerard: Anything can happen... sometimes I tie my shoes... and sometimes I make no sense at all... Gerard: Hey. We're My Chemical Romance and you're watching Rage. Mikey: Grrr. Frank: Bark! Gerard: I'm counting to three, and I want you to move. One, two, three! MOVE! no one moves One, two, three! MOOOVE! no one moves Okay, then just tell me to fuck off. Interviewer: So how cool is it though, to have your own figurines? Are you gonna like line them up in your room maybe? Gerard: Uh, yeah, like ten of them. I'm gonna always keep a Mikey in my pocket. Gerard: I always wanted to be in musicals, like big time. I'm just gonna put that out there. Mikey: You were in a musical once. Frank: EVERYONE is laughing at you! Gerard: This song is about a time I took a ride in a guy's IROC and got totally fucking pregnant! Gerard: They were singing these songs in english and they don't even SPEAK ENGLISH! Gerard (on quitting alcohol): I said to myself, "Gerard buddy, drink diet coke and things will get better." (About Dead!) Frank: You can't not help but sing along with the lala's. Ray: I know I can't. I'm always singing along on stage. Frank: I'm under contract. I have to sing the lala's. Ray: Contractually obligated to. Ray about Monroeville: It's a slow one. So grab your girl. And shoot her in the head. Gerard (after tasting Turky & Grave Jones Soda) It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Gerard: As soon as I go into Starbucks I take off my sunglasses. I want to be recognized and I want free coffee. Radio DJ: Gerard how the hell did you manage to get onto the cover of Spin magazine? Gerard: A little of this, a little of that! Weyyyeeeyy! Let's just say I'm good at the rodeo, let's just say I'm good at riding the mechanical bull! Caller (asking about her haemerrhoids): Well do you know how I can get rid of it...? Gerard: Not with scissors... Interviewer: What would you bring if you were stuck on a deserted island? Mikey: A congshell! Gerard: Well, they'd be there, Mikey. Frank: I'd bring sand! Gerard: Yeah, you'd bring coconuts, too, Mikey. Frank: Fnflatable palm trees! Frank: He's so wasted on coca cola. Gerard: They got if off the INTRANET! Gerard (about portuguese kids): We loveee metal... We love heavy metal! You're gonna play heavy metal? (in a "latino" accent) Gerard: Yeah we're gonna play heavy metal... Frank: It was just one of those itches that had to be scratched or at least maybe shot in the face. Woo! LMAO. i hadn't heard a load of those. xD. made my night. gerard at the show i went to last year in liverpool: [everyone bought these shitty glow sticks from dude's outside and were waving them about during the show and throwing them onstage]-"the glow sticks have got to go man!"
Seductive Screamer Killjoy Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 49	June 19th, 2007 at 05:06pm ^ on the oakland show there was somthing about glowsticks too! everyone was throwing glowsticks onstage. Gerard: Oh, Just so you guys know, The Black Parade hates glowsticks. We fucking hate them you know. We fucking hate them! another glowstick gets thrown Gerard: No dude, I don't want it. You keep it. You paid like three dollars for it, you keep it. It went something like that.
starktreks Devil's Got Your Number Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 35214	June 19th, 2007 at 05:19pm Poison Tree: I lik ethe bit on LOTMS Frank (I think it's Frank, he's out of frame): Shit I forgot to buy hand sanitizer! Gerard (doing his eyeliner) : Fuck you dude. I don't know why, it's just so random, I love it. LMFAO Me too! OMG I have an urge to watch it now.. I just end up on the floor in stitches everytime. Finally someone else who knows what I mean!! XD "I'm overmedicated" - Gerard on LOTMS lol =]
Brand New. Demolition Lover Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 19919	June 19th, 2007 at 05:20pm I for get who says this, i think its all Mikey tho. Its on LOTMS when Bob is getting a bar over his eyes. XD Mikey: LIke a super girl, SUPER BOB! Hah. XD funny funny. Well i ahve tons more, but there all already on here so yeah.. XD
Chapstique Jazz Hands Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 386	June 20th, 2007 at 12:02am 'i'm not psycho...i just like psychotic things' - gerard
Dr. Manhattan Bleeding on the Floor Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 1412	June 20th, 2007 at 12:58am "Kansas, Kansas, Kansas you dirty mother fuckers" -Gerard Way
MCRvampire27 Killjoy Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 24	July 13th, 2007 at 02:29am on LOTMS...... when gerard is talking about one of their shows in san fransisco gerard: the only place that scared me was in san fransisco when i walked out of the bus with my costume and make up on. guy across the street: better stay on that side of the street mother fucker, i will knock you out. hahaha and.............. camera guy:hey frank have u read the new elen degeneras book yet? frank: yeah camera guy: how was it? frank: it made me a lesbian camera guy: hahahaha! frank: i only date girls now camera person: a day in the life of gerard. gerard: coffee, coffee, coffee camera person: this is what gerard sees gerard: coffee,coffee gerard(on secret santa) opens present: ohhh! its for the hamster im gonna buy! some person: it smells like shit in here! MCR:hahahaha gerard: yeah but......its not us
FuckinDinoRawr Banned Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 201	July 13th, 2007 at 05:55am “If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about.” -Gerard Way
Pixie-Gates Awake and Unafraid Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 13231	July 13th, 2007 at 06:27am "Oh, it's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! Oh this is so perfect!" BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
Pixie-Gates Awake and Unafraid Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 13231	July 13th, 2007 at 09:09pm "I was wearing a t-shirt at that first show that said thank you for the venom. That's how far in advance I would plan things." ~ Gee
demon dean Always Born a Crime Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 5592	July 14th, 2007 at 06:17am These were at the Long Island show i went to. "Holy, Shit it's a glowing dinosaur!" "It's a capris sun... No it;'s juice...Drink that shit it's good for you."
river phoenix. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 96 Gender: Female Posts: 2731	July 21st, 2007 at 10:36pm I don't know, we can't control it so, um, at least they're being creative." -Gerard Way on Waycest creative...
Gerard Arthur Way. Demolition Lover Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 18605	July 21st, 2007 at 11:31pm "This article said that people who listened to our music - they called you a cult. And said we promote self harm and suicide. You all know it's not true. We want you to live. We want to save your lives. You saved ours. We never want to let a single thing hurt any of you. And you should all know.. if you support us... you're not a cult you're a fucking army!" - Gerard Way
starktreks Devil's Got Your Number Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 35214	July 21st, 2007 at 11:54pm Bob: "Oh my God theres a bee" Freaks out "iv'e been fighting this bee the whole day." (Making of Teenagers) It made me giggle..

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