Favorite MCR Quotes

Frank: "Has Goldfinger ever seen any mooses?"
Mikey: "That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi."
Gerard: "Fuck off, it's meese."
Frank: "Has Goldfinger ever seen a flock of meese advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight. They aren't small creatures. You would just run off like a girl or a boy. What does running like a girl mean anyway?"
Mikey: I've seen one. I'd run like a girl for sure. They're massive. If you run over one you're fucked. They come in through your windscreen kicking." - just like in Long Kiss Goodnight! But I think it was a reindeer. Same diff.
Bob: "People think that moose are really gentle and goofy but they aren't; they're fucking animals." - haha...I don't get it.

Gerard: I'm NOT Okay (laughs) Why are you laughing at me Frank?
Frank: You can't just drop the single like that! What are you a rapper?
(XFM Radio Interview)

"Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fuckin' princess!" -Gerard Way

"Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one." -Frank Iero


And the mom one!!! Shit i forgot it how does it go???

Well I don't know any at the top of my head, but I've read some here that made me laugh very hard!

LOL

From Loveline radio show

Frank: "I've been addicted to chocolate cake, butter sandwiches, and mashed pototoes."

LOL

woooooooo. im a vanilla guy too...or i would be if i was a guy....i'm a vanilla gal!![/quote]

awwwsugar:

At a TOC show "Do you wanna fuck me?! *girls scream* i said DO U WANNA FUCK ME?!?! *girls scream louder* good! cause after this concert, ill fuck every last one of you!!"- Gerard Way (shit, were the hell was I when THIS happened?)

Ha ha. Where was I???

awwwsugar:

At a TOC show "Do you wanna fuck me?! *girls scream* i said DO U
WANNA FUCK ME?!?! *girls scream louder* good! cause
after this concert, ill fuck every last one of you!!"- Gerard Way (shit, were the hell was I when THIS happened?)

were where u?? whereTHE HELL WAS I!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

I'm sorry if these are repeats.

What do you like to do to surprise your fans?
"Well, what we actually like to do it tie them up, throw them in the back of a van and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!!" --Gerard.

"I'm the master of the Wicket." --Gerard

"I could eat my body weight in sushi." --Mikey

"I liked dying the best." --Mikey

stormy:

I burn everything and call it cajun. ~ Frank

That's just brilliant.

MadHatterMCR:

What do you like to do to surprise your fans?
"Well, what we actually like to do it tie them up, throw them in the back of a van and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!!" --Gerard.

hahaha. that's the best.... o gerard <3

See my signature

Some of the quotes on MOD where funny. I only remeber like 2 though.

Girl: Frankie and Gerard? I mean, Mikey and Gerard. Does being brothers effect the band in a negative way?

Frank: Well I'm not Mikey or Gerard but I can anwser that question!

The way he said it was hilarious.

Oh yah.

Bob: I have an imaginary friend named Emo.

sorry if this one was already said
this was from a show called Daily download on FUSE

Steven(VJ): anything speacil for turkey day?
Gerard: well mikey and i used to help my grandma with the turkey on thanksgiving..
audience: awww
Mariaelna(VJ): what about you frank?
Frank: well i burn everything then make it really spicy then call it cajun and no one really likes it but me
Steven: anything out on the farm ray?
Ray: no, i cant cook...i can only make shrimp scampi (sp?) and thats about it...

--Thats all i remember--

oh and this one was also from Daily download

Marianela(VJ): For thanksgiving we got you guys jones soda turkey and gravy flavered chapstick!
Gerard: WOW! THANKS! (he sounded sarcastic..) you know the funny thing is that i really needed some chapstick when i got off the plane
Ray: is this an EMERGANCY ROOM on the package?!
Frank and Gerard:
Frank: ewww! thats the grossest picture of a dead bird ive EVER seen!
Ray: so unappetizing! (sp?)
Marianela: OH!! Gerard's gonna try it! Try it Gerard!
Frank: no, no, just take a chunk out of it!
Gerard: -puts on chapstick and sniffs it- yea...this is really gross...


THE END! i didnt get them word by word but im very possitive! enjoy!

again and im sorry if someone already put them up...

stormy:

Yeah, damn Steven...or Stephen, psh.
I found the Mikey eyeliner story very funny. Lil Mikey's an eyeliner theif.
Perhaps people should send him some...
Marinella was Helena for Halloween. He he he.
Gah I just had a quote from that and forgot it!!!
"This is the worse drawing of a dead bird I've ever seen" ~ Frank
Or something like...about the lip balm

i love steven!! but yea, it was mean of him to cut him off...but i HATE Marianela!! she flirts with EVERY guy!! i am mad that she was Helena for Halloween

oh i remember the Mikey stealing eyeliner part! i have it recorded on my tv! it was...

Marianela: so there were like...makeup wars or something??
Gerard: yea, kinda..we were like "hey do you have any eyeliner?" or "have any powder i can borrow?" kinda like knocking on doors and stuff
Steven: so someone stole your stuff? there was a theif?
Frank and Gerard: i think it was Mikey...
Gerard: yea i think it was mikey cause he would take James's eyeliner..(James is the lead singer of Reggie and the FUll effect if you didnt know..)
Frank: yea, he would like take it...then misplace it then he would deny it and be like "what are you talking about? i didnt take it.."
Steven: HAHA!
Marianela: Mikey we are on to you!


OH! and i know another one..
Steven: so, uhh where is the rest of the band?
Frank and Gerard: bob is with his family in chicago..
Ray: yea..
Steven: and Mikey??
Ray: Mikeys on a plane somewhere....
Gerard: hahahaha, mikey's still on tour
Steven: you left him on tour?!
Frank: yea, no one told him it was over yet...

AWW! poor Mikey...

poor mikey. i <3 Gerard!

Nobody here is going to be known as "that guy from MCR" it'll be more like "frank that guy who has a record label" "Mikey Way who directs shark films" "Trray the classical-guitar virtuoso" "bob the producer and "gerard that guy who..." idk "writes children books" that's the beauty of my chemical tomance it our call-Gerard

yeah i tried to put it all as my signature, but it was too long. I read that in the new issue of AP! Forgot is someone else put this up.

ahh soo many spelling errors! I should really read what i write before i post!

Nobody here is going to be known as "that guy from MCR" it'll be more like "frank that guy who has a record label" "Mikey Way who directs shark films" "ray the classical-guitar virtuoso" "bob the producer and "gerard that guy who..." i dont know "writes children books" that's the beauty of my chemical romance it our call

sorry i was typing really fast and wasnt paying attention!

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my fav is this, i added sybols so its easier to read:


"[Q: So whats the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
@Ray: Dont even get me started the list could go on for hours. &Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone
*Frank: Weve all had our days.
&Gerardnce you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it. I always thought it was sandwich
&Gerard: When mikey was little he would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
#Bob: tell her what they did to the sandwich!!!
$Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!! G: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was Mikey's cum and tuna. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear Ill get you back for that.
$Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldnt go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
[Q: What was so creepy about it?
&Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
@Ray: those guys were so cool
*Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.
[Q: Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?
&Gerard: well weve had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and were all very superstitious.
*Frank: dont go walking under ladders."

that's effin awesome!!poor gerardLOL

ok i have a crap load of quotes coming from much on demand and i mean a crap load so brace yourselfs ill type it now it will be up in 5-10 mins

We have the best fans in the world because they are pretty much as crazy as we are-Gerard

Talking about the van Gerard and Mikey's grandma got them:

G-We ran that thing into the ground like all the way to the end
Leah(vj)-Do you still have it?
F&G-No, it caught on fire
Leah(vj)-It caught on fire?
F-Like a phoenix
G- Ya like a phoenix
Leah(vj)-How did that happen?
G-We don't even know
F-Uh the heat thing got taken out
G-Oh ya somebody removed this piece of the van that they weren't supposed to, somebody who is a mechanic, and the van caught on fire
R-And the guy's still a mechanic

LOL thats jokes

Leah(vj)-Who guided you in the direction you are now?
B-emo...ya my friend emo he's a good dude and this little philipino kid that likes to start trouble and dance on tables

Leah(vj)-How do you trust people's motives now that you are famous?
M-I have a form that they have to fill out then they have to get screened...it's really hard.

Leah(vj)-So you guys have figurines coming out.. How cool is that?
G-Coolest thing ever
(just the way he said it it was so cute and funny u had to see it)

*talking about the figurines still*

F-We had our faces scanned
G-Ya we got them digitally scanned and we got to tweak them and pick out weapons
Leah(vj)-What kind of weapons do they have?
G-Rant 45 automatic hand guns*grins*
Leah(vj)-*laughs* So how cool is that tho to have your own figurines?Are you going to have them all lined up in your room maybe?
G-Ya 10 of them...I'm always going to have a mikey in my pocket

Leah(vj)-I was at your show on the van warped tour in calgary and Frank I noticed when you are on stage you spit alot
F-Yes Yes i do
Leah(vj)-And you actually spit on me
F-I spit on you?
Leah(vj)-It was ok though the audience got it too the girls loved it
F-It's a form of flattery actually...it's like the pavlov thing as soon as i start to play I start to salivate

Matte(vj)- How are you able to relate to these kids?
G-I think it's because none of us fit in and I think more people then you would think don't fit in, even people that might seem normal

so true!!

Matte(vj)-Why is there an illusion that if there's dark lyrics and dark pictures you are automatically unhappy?
G-People actually ask us how unhappy we are but we are pretty happy people but it took us awhile to get there
F-Ya it's cause we find the beauty in the dark things of life I think that's what it is. The lyrics are really dark but there's always a bright side to it so...Life is dark that's what we write about doesn't mean we are unhappy people

Matte(vj)-There's a line in "You know what they do to guys like us in prison" and it said "life is but a dream for the dead" that's a pretty powerful line
F-Why thank you
G-*laughs* That lyric is directly written about being in your 20's abd feeling like you're dead and you're sometimes wondering what the point to everything is...that's kind of what it is.

I think our fans are extremely intelligent creative people-Gerard

Fan-If you could be any female celebrity who would it be and why?
G-Christina Ricci...so I can look at myself in the mirror all day
R-Jennifer Connelly
F-I'll pick yours and you pick mine(talking to Mikey)
M- Mama Cass
F-Mrs.Butterworth

Leah(vj)-FRANK GET OVER HERE
(when Frank ran off because the guy had a tarantula)

Leah(vj)-Do you like spides Gerard?
G-They don't really bother me, Frank is deathly afraid of them though
Leah(vj)-I didn't know that I feel really bad now
G-Ya you should...nah I'm j/k...nah he got out of here before he got too scared

It's like a big piece of baloney-Gerard(when he had the boa constrictor around his neck)

Leah(vj)-I tried to get frank to come in but he won't
G-Ya he won't that's because you have a spider in a box

Man- How about some food, we brought some food!
Leah(vj)-What kind of food?
G-Cow eyeballs or something
Man-Chocolate covered crickets
Matte(vj)- Anyone wanna try some?
G-Crickets?
Matte(vj)- Protein...it's protein

Fan-Frankie and Gerard I mean uh sorry Mikey and Gerard Does being brothers effect the band in a negative way?
F-Well I'm not Mikey or Gerard but I can anwser that question!It actually brings the band closer together because they were best friends and everything before hand.

aww! poor frank! im deathly afriad of spiders too! if they are even in like the same room as me ill leave...most likely screaming...