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little birds. Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 3202 | November 4th, 2008 at 01:29am
A few months ago in New Zealand, there was this huge thing in the news about parents naming their kids strange names.
Here's a few:
Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii
Number 16 Bus Shelter
Violence
Fish and Chips (twins)
Yeah Detroit
Stallion
Keenan Got Lucy
Sex Fruit
Fat Boy
Cinderella Beauty Blossom
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for reasons unknown Awake and Unafraid
Age: 103 Gender: Female Posts: 11073 | November 4th, 2008 at 09:15am there was a counselor at my camp whose name is annie porn. |
girl interrupted. Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 2792 | November 4th, 2008 at 01:03pm
alpha kenny body!
and my math teacher's initials are dj, so she's always like,
"i'm cool, i'm dj jaaaaames boss!"
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brandleys; Death Defying
Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 186346 | November 4th, 2008 at 04:57pm there was this guy in my sister's class with the last name "Hooker."
and the chorus teacher was "Mrs. Butts"
she told the class to just call her "Mrs. B"
XD she was nice though
and on a news channel, there's an anchor named Neil McNeil. |
girl interrupted. Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 2792 | November 4th, 2008 at 05:14pm
i remember seeing the name vincent vincent once. not sure where though. :/
and there's a history teacher at my school called david davies.
it's like, why the hell would anyone do that to their own kid? D:
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mer von d Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 582 | November 4th, 2008 at 06:34pm this poor girl who i went to school with was called Leanne Blows
bahaha
and there are girls around here who have the last name Roots
haha |
temptation. Shotgun Sinner
Age: 28 Gender: Female Posts: 8676 | November 4th, 2008 at 06:56pm Mum told me about a classmate of hers,whose name was Jelana,or in English,Wanted. xD |
chainsaws cascading. In The Murder Scene
Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 22924 | November 4th, 2008 at 08:05pm my dad was looking in the phone book and came across a person named Fanny Passafume. |
it's all happening Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 2038 | November 5th, 2008 at 11:59am I know a girl named Treasure Stone.
She's a total diva, though, so it fits |
hiddenn. Salute You in Your Grave
Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 3913 | November 5th, 2008 at 01:26pm someone named their poor child syphilis.
ya'll. that's an STD.
at my friend's school [all boys], there is an english teacher named mr. baty. [baytee]
they call him "master baty." |
teen spirit. Crash Queen
Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 30661 | November 6th, 2008 at 01:32pm there's a kid at my school called emma lester. lol. |
Jenny. Moderator
Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 19720 | November 6th, 2008 at 01:38pm Phillip Phillips - teacher at my school. Everyone hates him, he's a bit of an asshole XD |
Gerard Way. In the Cannibal Glow
Age: - Gender: - Posts: 53288 | November 6th, 2008 at 02:07pm There's this cop in my area whose first name is 'Journalist' |
chainsaws cascading. In The Murder Scene
Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 22924 | November 6th, 2008 at 05:03pm twins that went to my scool were name infinity and eternity.
there was a singer named Englebert Humperdink. no joke.
a kid that goes to my school is named Jabr Benjabr. Apprently he is the prince of Yemin, a middle eastern country.
I know someone who taught a kid named shithead. pronounced shih-theed, though, but you still get the point. she also taught a girl called Gonnorhea. Her mother saw it on the side of a bus when she was pregnant and thought it was a good name. |
kinney. Bulletproof Heart
Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 29482 | November 6th, 2008 at 05:20pm romeo.:
there was a singer named Englebert Humperdink. no joke.
englebert humperdink isn't his real name though.
;D
i don't know who Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf are, but they named their baby Pilot Inspektor.
i saw it on a tv show once, & it's cracked me up ever since.
sorry, but that's just insane.
edit:// dude, i DO know who jason lee is, i love that guy. hah, that just makes it even funnier.!
crazy celebrity baby names. |
But I'm A Creep.... Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 400 | November 6th, 2008 at 09:38pm my sister's friend dated a guy who's lastname was MeLynch-Sonasteh (spelled something like that) and it's prounouced "my lunch so nasty)
Strangly people think my lastname is funny...It's Bobin (Bob-in) but my friends and other people call me Bobins. Only one teacher called me Bobins
weird names from my school:
Shatifa Lorde
Julie Lee
Betty Oh
David Papay
Anthony Pillo (pillow)
Liam Mahoney (mah honey)
Henry T'o (t ow? tow?)
Jamie-Lynn Baggs
Colleen Bobbie
and the list goes on..... |
ennui. Awake and Unafraid
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 11393 | November 7th, 2008 at 04:45am the deathwish.:
i remember seeing the name vincent vincent once. not sure where though. :/
and there's a history teacher at my school called david davies.
it's like, why the hell would anyone do that to their own kid? D:
I remember hearing about this guy called John Johnstone
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asha shake. Devil's Got Your Number
Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 36414 | November 7th, 2008 at 05:02am
there was a member of parliament here once, and his title was "The Hon. Richard Face"
ie- Dick Face. lmao.
the bit that gets me the most though is "The Honourable". lmao.
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raggedy doctor Shotgun Sinner
Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 7099 | November 7th, 2008 at 06:57am my friend wants to name his children Hibernius and Larten.
._. talk about child abuse. |
built for sin. Tragic With a Capital T
Age: 94 Gender: Female Posts: 49299 | November 7th, 2008 at 11:36am We had a teacher called Owen Owen Owens. Lol.
And I heard there's a kid called Depressed Cupboard Cheesecake. |