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Firefly. Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 4264 | November 14th, 2008 at 02:00pm
We have a teacher named Mr. Condon.
And last year someone made the 2nd N on his room label an M.
He didn't notice for like, a month.
And my driver's ed teacher is Coach Cox.
And I made up this whole elaborate story about how he was SpiderCox and lived in the CoxCave...
And then I realized how bad it sounded and got creeped out. x] |
Smooth Criminal Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 1373 | November 14th, 2008 at 04:57pm I have a friend named Hannah Duffin.
When i was younger i called her Banana Muffin. |
LOVE MACHINE Really Not Okay
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 682 | November 15th, 2008 at 10:03am One of my friends at camp was named Aura, cool. |
Sweet Empathy Killjoy
Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 24 | November 17th, 2008 at 02:52pm There Is A Guy In My Year Called Sean Whore
No Joke! |
The Doctor Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 2094 | November 17th, 2008 at 03:04pm My Mum knows someone called Mike Hunt. Doesn't sound so bad, but when you say it quickly... |
Taylor Lautner Always Born a Crime
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 6639 | November 19th, 2008 at 05:48pm We had a gym/health teacher in my school named Mr. Woodcock. HAHAHAHA but he left. My friend Ollie's middle name is Bock. There was a gym teacher in my old middle school whos name is Mr. Butts, and apparently he has a cousin whos name is Harry Butts XDD. My gym teachers name is Mr. Klingsporn. My friend Jake says that if he has a daughter, hes going to name her Wednesday 0__o |
Harlequinn Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 2704 | November 19th, 2008 at 06:13pm there's a poor viet girl at my school whos name is The Cao, we all thought i was pronounced 'the cow' at first lol
and theres another viet girl whos first name is Ha and middle name is Te (ho-tee) |
Switchblade Saint Salute You in Your Grave
Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 2601 | November 21st, 2008 at 02:13am The Doctor:My Mum knows someone called Mike Hunt. Doesn't sound so bad, but when you say it quickly...
omg
he should so stick to Michael.
(shouting to each other frm a distance)
"What's his name again?"
"Mike Hunt!!"
"Whoa why, does it hurt?"
"What does what hurt?"
"nevermind...anyway I didn't catch the name?"
"Mike Hunt!"
"Ouch, what's wrong with it?"
"What's wrong with what??"
"Well, you kept screaming about it and I wondered what was wrong!"
"Screaming about what?"
"Your -- you know!"
"All i know is we were talking about Mike Hunt..!"
"Exactly, can we stop talking about it??"
"Fine! I dunno why you asked anyway..."
"All I wanted to know was the guy's name...!"
"MIKE HUNT!!"
"I SAID stop talking bout it!"
.....sorry i couldnt resist. heh.
btw, there is a singer from Malaysia (my country) named Fish. i kid u not, go look her up. can u imagine a thousand kids screaming her name at a concert?
"FISH! FISH! FISHHHH...!" |
IceHog69 Bulletproof Heart
Age: 31 Gender: - Posts: 25232 | November 21st, 2008 at 04:56am There are a pair of sisters who used to go to my school, but they graduated, and they were Ruby-Amber, and Holly-Teresa Green. We have an Elina Linina, which is remarkably hard to say drunk. And like, three years ago, we had a Jimmy Hill. oh, and my mates surname is Bhide, which is basically pronounced bee-day. like one of those french things for washing your ass in... My 8th Grade english teacher named his son Ivor Bollack. I also used to call my mate, Anuradha, Anacondha, cause I couldn't read her handwriting... |
Lost In Translation Motor Baby
Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 948 | November 21st, 2008 at 04:57am My friends dads name is Bequiet (like be quiet wtf)
I also knew a girl named Vaso Papanupalopolous ^_^ Weird. |
IceHog69 Bulletproof Heart
Age: 31 Gender: - Posts: 25232 | November 21st, 2008 at 04:59am Elvis The Pelvis:My friends dads name is Bequiet (like be quiet wtf)
I also knew a girl named Vaso Papanupalopolous ^_^ Weird. We had a Dario Papavasalio, but that doesn't quite stand up to that. We have a Tesco Rianjongdee, which is quite a mouthfull... |
playground eyes. Awake and Unafraid
Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 14066 | November 21st, 2008 at 05:26am My friend once had a teacher called Vicky Dick. xP |
Cigarettes And Suicide Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 37 Gender: Female Posts: 1725 | November 21st, 2008 at 06:36am Kids I went to school with included:
Natasha Slobbercock (I'm seriously not kidding - and perhaps the funniest part was that she was, well, a pretty big fan of peenies, if you will)
Kirsty and Mike Kynigalakanamanis (they were known as Kirsty and Mike 'Kynis' for simplicity's sake)
Gavin Harris (which is a perfectly normal name, until you take into account that his MIDDLE name is also Harris)
Cosmoe Murdoch Wood (I seriously thought 'Cosmoe' was just some random nickname until I got the yearbook and realised his mother had actually put that on his birth certificate... and 'Murdoch' just made me laugh for no particular reason)
and Radovan Radovanovich.
That's all I can think of for right now. |
Dir-en-grey Joining The Black Parade
Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 231 | November 21st, 2008 at 10:09am John Glenn
He has a jew frow and he goes to my school |
dark desire. Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 2200 | November 21st, 2008 at 08:07pm my name is kinsey(yeah i know, like the sex doctor)
Baron Ishtar Dolletski-Lazar
thats my friend's name. say it, it rhymes ahahaha |
jesse asthenia. Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 32 Gender: Male Posts: 1256 | November 21st, 2008 at 08:34pm my friend had a teacher with the last name Quackenbush. |
Gerard Way. In the Cannibal Glow
Age: - Gender: - Posts: 53288 | November 22nd, 2008 at 02:56am i think that actor Cam Gigandet has a weird name. Excuse my geek mindset but it looks like cam(camera)+giga(byte)+gadget together. |
IceHog69 Bulletproof Heart
Age: 31 Gender: - Posts: 25232 | November 22nd, 2008 at 08:10am According to Ellie, there was a kid in her 4th grade class called Ibrahim Ibrahim Ibrahim... |
Gerard Way. In the Cannibal Glow
Age: - Gender: - Posts: 53288 | November 22nd, 2008 at 12:07pm bronx mowgli wentz is an interesting name too :]] |
Gerard Way. In the Cannibal Glow
Age: - Gender: - Posts: 53288 | November 22nd, 2008 at 04:59pm Craziest celebrity baby names (in alphabetical order)
Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)
Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson
Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan
Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell
Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)
Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)
Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw
Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)
Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty
Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise
Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino
Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright
Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger
Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi
Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine's brother Randy)
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)
Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn
Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit
Liberty: Ryan Giggs
London Emilio: Slash
Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive
Marquise: 50 Cent
Memphis Eve: Bono
Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)
Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)
Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)
Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy
Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)
Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)
Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee
Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith
Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell |