Alternative MCR Song Lyrics
| Author | Message |
|---|---|
| Taylor Lautner Always Born a Crime  Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 6639 | You see me He got no patience so let's go You see me Look, Frank's buying condoms Wanna spend the night in his pajamas Man there's so much heat beneath his clothes You see me Alternate to Gwen Stefani's "Yummy". |
| Taylor Lautner Always Born a Crime Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 6639 | Ooops. I just realized it was only for MCR lyrics. Oh well. |
| famous_last_words Motor Baby  Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 787 | The_Murder_Scene: BAHAHAHAHHA old people ARE turly scary. they look like yoda and these one that drives around in a granny schooter in the middle of the road. this funny >.< |
| MCR Way Bros Jazz Hands  Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 399 | This is my version of teenagers using the chorus that x-Not_Afraid-x wrote Teenies They only like how I look Don't know the band name's from a book Ray and Bob, they've never heard of you Their obsession with me isn't fun They wanna keep an eye on me, Hun They wanna watch all the things I do Because the drugs never work 'Cause they still wanna give me a smirk Only like my songs when they're clean I wanna rip out their heads And their faces to shreads Or throw them into the murder machine Chorus I said that teenies scare the living shit out of me They dont know my name, they only know me as "GEE!" They think I'm so hot, they fuckin' bug me a lot So please leave me alone, all you teenies!!!! All those girls in the clique Ask me to sign a stick I just run away from those kids Other band members feel hurt When they want me to sign their shirts I'll make them pay for the things that they did Chorus Whoa yeah! Chorus All together now! Chorus Chorus |
| exterminate. Shotgun Sinner  Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 9830 | hahahaha^ that is amazing!!! i think gerard actually meant it but didn't want to hurt there feelings LOL! |
| rumored nights. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 4054 | MCR Way Bros: Hahaha!! Stupid teenies... |
| Tragic. Banned  Age: 88 Gender: Female Posts: 12363 | famous_last_words: HAHAHAHAHA. lmao.lmfao. xD |
| gabriel gray; Demolition Lover  Age: 33 Gender: Male Posts: 17382 | I laughed so much at the Michael jackson one  |
| Just A Ghost. Killjoy Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 17 | The_Murder_Scene: hahaha! Damn, that was funny! |
| we're pretty. odd. Always Born a Crime  Age: 30 Gender: Male Posts: 6842 | MCR Way Bros: THE SEX. |
| Burn all the Empires Bleeding on the Floor Age: 44 Gender: Female Posts: 1979 | Oh these are great guys, I'm really chuffed you've been posting, I thought noone would take any notice of the thread. I haven't had time to do anymore yet, but i will eventually! Don't worry if there not MCR lyrics your changing, if it's about them then that's funny as well. Keep it up everyone  |
| Kid Rock Banned  Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 7686 | Toro's Hair To the Tune Of Mama Toro your hair is so cool. Toro your hair is so cool. Do you gel & comb it? Cause it looks so smooth. Toro your hair is so cool. Toro you should get braids. Toro you should get braids. Don't let that fro Just go to waste. Toro you should get braids. And when those girls just pull it. Yeah! Just fan them off. They're teenies. Yeah! They love you cause you're famous. You & that famous fro. So just condition it And it will be alright. Is it true your hair's a wig? Is it true your hair's a wig? Or is that a rumor? Now what do you think. Toro is your hair a wig? Now when you headbang does your hair get into your eyes? If yes then use a scrungi. If no then I am surprised. Do you own a crimping iron? B/c that would be nice. Is it true that your hair gets into your eyes? And when those girls just pull it. Yeah! Just fan them off. They're teenies. Yeah! They love you cause you're famous. You & that famous fro. Do you use a pick for your hair? It would keep the knots out of there. So Toro buy a pick And you're hair will be very smooth. Toro you should get braids. Toro you should get braids. Don't let that fro Just go to waste. Toro you should get braids. 2-3-4! Toro! Toro! Toro! Fro! Toro! Toro! Toro! Toro! And if you cut your hair Would you donate it all? B/c your fro inspires To make mine's go higher. And then your fro will rule the world. Everyone else's hair sucks. Maybe you should give lessons. Cause I'd buy that book If it told me how to Make my hair look like yours. But I think my mom would flip. B/c that would look weird on a chick. So I'll just admire even though it inspires Many hairstyles like it. |
| Kid Rock Banned Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 7686 | Gerard'sAngel: That one was really funny! |
| isabella cullen. Bleeding on the Floor  Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 1186 | Now I know That I can't bake a cake But where's your heart But where's your heart But where's your- donuts! That's all that i can take They make me fart They make me fart They maaaaaaake So many Sugar coated sweets But can I eat? Well is it hard understanding? That I need to eat A belly so demanding I get so weak A bite thats so relieving I can't speak I am not afraid to keep on chewing I am not afraid to walk this world alone Honey if you stay i'll be forgiving Nothing you can say can stop me from eating sweets Thats all I got. If you havent guessed already, Its FLW. lol and it isnt that good either.. so.. |
| TheNewLondonFire Motor Baby  Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 763 | OH. MY. GOD. I fell out of my chair while reading "Toro's Fro" because I laughed so hard. Priceless!! |
| TheNewLondonFire Motor Baby Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 763 | I love myself sometimes. Oh yeah, it's to the beat of "Mama". Gerard, we all adore you Gerard, we all adore you I'm hoping you're still wearing tight pants on stage Gerard, we all adore you Oh, well now, Gerard, we're all gonna die Gerard, we're all gonna die You're pictures are stunning It's enough to make me cry Gerard, we're all gonna die When you're on INO don't read the fics (Yeah!) It will only just make you sick (Yeah!) I'm pretty sure you don't like incest So just look at the pics Of yourself And when you get pissed don't blame me, my love Gerard, we worship your thighs Gerard, we drool over the size And right now, we all think that "Starbuck" is fine Gerard, we worship your thighs Well, Mother, what Gerard did with his legs and with his tongue You should've raised a baby girl He should've been a better son! If you could stop all his erections We could stop this thinking at once You should've been He should have been a better son When you're on INO don't read the fics (Yeah!) It will only just make you sick (Yeah!) I'm pretty sure you don't like incest So just look at the pics Of yourself He said, "You ain't no fans of mine! From what you've done, you've crossed the line! You better stop with the Ferards, they're only making me Want Frank's bod. And when you get pissed don't blame me, my loves. That's right." Gerard, we all adore you Gerard, we all adore you! You're really quite pleasant, except for the smell* Gerard we all adore you 1,2,3,4 Yeah! Gerard Gerard Geard! Gerarrrrrd! Gerard Gerard Gerard Gerard!! "And if you would stop with the incest, I'd maybe then give you a kiss." But there's shit that I saw That involved this boy's bod You wouldn't blame me for this song! We stare after all This boy's got some thighs to top all And if you stay then I'd show you the way That he makes us wonder if he's gay We'll all just stare on Even when he's got everything on So raise your cameras high For he's striking a pose And you don't wanna miss this ONE! ONE! ONE! *Referrig to the Way Bros. problem with smelling up things with their clothes (watch LOTMS) |
| hip like badass Motor Baby  Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 919 | someone <.< wrote this because they <.< think Gee has little teeth. I do not know this person >.> Famous Last Words Pause NOT We all know That I don't brush my teeth And I won't start and I won't start and I won't - AND I KNOW *grab* All about tooth decay I'm not retard I'm not retard I'm not-- DUN DUN nenenene DUN nenenene DUN DUN UDNUNFUNUDNUN SO MANY different brands of toothpaste on my T.V Is it hard understanding I live for sweets And Mikey's so demanding he won't kiss me he calls me names like 'shitbreath' 'Please don't speak!' I AM NOT AFRAID TO EAT THESE CANDIES I AM NOT AFRAID THAT I'LL LOSE ALL MY TEETH HONEY IS THE BEST ON SANDWICHES AND NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL CHANGE THE WAY I EAT DUN DUN nenenene DUNDUN nenenen dudnundund CAAN YOU SEEE? My diet's not quite right 'cus I'm out here eating toffees, jet black licorice allsorts, and chuppa chupps O, can't you see I'm busy? My king-sized cadbury and no, if you were wondering I WON'T SHARE I AM NOT AFRAID TO EAT THESE CANDIES I AM NOT AFRAID THAT I'LL LOSE ALL MY TEETH HONEY IS THE BEST ON SANDWICHES AND NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL CHANGE THE WAY I EAT DENDEDNENUDNUNUNNNNAN.... DENTIST'S LIGHTS WILL NEVER BLIND ME-E DENTIST'S LIGHTS WILL NEVER BLIND MEE-E I say ... I see you leaning over me.. examining my little teeth they're sharp and pointy now my lit-tle teeth (cuz I see I see you leaning over me) I see you leaning over over me (I can see I see you leaning) Examining my little teeth (I CAN SEE I SEE YOU LEANING I CAN SEE MY LIIIIITTTTLE TEEETH) CUZ I SEE YOU LEANING OVER ME EXAMINING MY LITTLE TEETH THEY'RE SHARP AND POINTY NOW MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTLEEE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH I AM NOT AFRAID TO EAT THESE CANDIES I AM NOT AFRAID THAT I'LL LOSE ALL MY TEETH HONEY IS THE BEST ON SANDWICHES AND NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL CHANGE THE WAY I EAT etc etc |
| isabella cullen. Bleeding on the Floor Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 1186 | Blood Parody - Poop. (Its not that good) Well they encourage all complete constipation Send me bog rolls when they think i need to smile I can't hold myself because I don't know how And they love me for it honestly I'LL BE HERE FOR A WHILE So give them poop Poop, gallons of the stuff Give them all that they can take And it will never be enough So give them poop, poop, poooooop Grab your ass coz there's going to be a flood A constipated man amongst the gurneys They can give ex-lax with a little bit of luck The doctors and the nurses they ignore me so But its really quite alarming, coz i've done a great big muck! I gave you poop Poop, gallons of the stuff I gave you all that you can take And it will never be enough I gave them poop, poop, poooooop Im the kind of pooper scooper that you love! |
| chemical_girl16 Killjoy Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 54 | omg that poop one...and Gerard one haha nearly killed me keep guys |
| Springfield Killjoy Age: 34 Gender: Male Posts: 94 | this ones for mama i guess. Doctor whats wrong with my leg. Doctor what wrong with my leg. im asking politely and i gave you that keg. doctor whats wrong with my leg. oh well now Patient your legs pretty screwed. patient your legs pretty screwed. i'd check your full body but then you would be nude. patient your legs freakin screwed. and amputations painful. ((YEAH)) the novacaine is paidfor ((YEAH)) youve made me so jaded i'll never let you go. but if you do dont under pay my love. doctor you are full of shit. surprised your staff hasnt quit. and right now the peices dont even really fit. but doctors your all full of shit. Well MD what the world did to my ass and to my mouth. you should have got a great perscription im not your average brandon routhe but you can rewrite the analysis i swear i'll rat you out. you should have wrote i should should have moved down to the south eh i quit.. i tried |
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