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Picture Captions Crown Contest Thread!!!

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Chibi
Banned
Chibi
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 2197
October 17th, 2007 at 06:25pm
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Photographer: *behind camera* Tsk, tsk, tsk, what a lack of color! Wardrobe, let's get these boys in something a little BRIGHTER!
Gerard: .........you're joking, right?
dreamerforever
Salute You in Your Grave
dreamerforever
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 4287
October 20th, 2007 at 08:48pm
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Me: *puts Gerard under a trance* When I snap my fingers, you will turn into a drill sargeant. *snaps fingers*
Gerard:*talking like a drill sargeant* Left, left, left, right, left.
Fans: *laughing*
Me: *snaps fingers again after having a laughing fit*
Gerard: *back in reality* Woah, what the hell am I doing?
Fans and I: *continue to laugh*

1st Entry
MyChemicalBlack
Salute You in Your Grave
MyChemicalBlack
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 2351
October 20th, 2007 at 09:55pm
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Mikey: I'm coming to kill you, kill, kill, kill....
Gerard: *notices Mikey behind him* What are you doing?
Mikey: Nothing....
Gerard: You're not still mad about me flushing the unicorn down the toilet, right?
Mikey: Of course not... *Gerard turns back to sing* kill, kill, kill....
Xavey Stars
Motor Baby
Xavey Stars
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 952
October 20th, 2007 at 10:31pm
1st
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Gerard: -talking to doctor in hospital bed- Well you see, I wanted to escape -
Doctor: Why did you want to escape in the first place?
Gerard: I think you know. THE TEENIES..... -shudders- Anyway. I was trying to escape using a jetpack. I couldn't reach the clip in the back, so I asked Frank to do it for me.
Doctor: And how does that have to do with you landing on you face?
Gerard: BECAUSE FRANK PUT THE JETPACK ON UPSIDE-DOWN!
Xavey Stars
Motor Baby
Xavey Stars
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 952
October 20th, 2007 at 11:19pm
2nd
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Gerard: -sings- I tried to give you up - but I'm addicted.
Muse: Dude. That's our song.
Gerard: You can't stop this screaming out!
Muse: Yes we can!
Gerard: You will squeeze the life out of me.
Muse: We will if you keep singing our song!
Mikey: I won't let you murder him!
Frank -comes running in- Our time is running out!
Mikey: I won't let you bury him!
Muse: -attacks-
Bellacide
Awake and Unafraid
Bellacide
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 13337
October 20th, 2007 at 11:32pm
First Entry! (:
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Forget Bob's Solo Project, Muffin's got a duet with Gerard tonight and an album coming out soon.
Lovesick Melody.
Bulletproof Heart
Lovesick Melody.
Age: 83
Gender: Female
Posts: 25760
October 20th, 2007 at 11:41pm
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Interviewer : So what do you guys do to cool down after a show?
Gerard : Well, Frank sure has many tips and tricks for me.... Naughty
Matt and Mikey : Dude..... What? Shocked
Frank : Surprised Shifty
Go fuck yourself
Devil's Got Your Number
Go fuck yourself
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 37823
October 21st, 2007 at 03:45am
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why is Gerard so moody?
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oh
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edit: first entry
utterlyempty
Really Not Okay
utterlyempty
Age: 59
Gender: Female
Posts: 612
October 21st, 2007 at 03:51am
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Frank's reacurring dream
MyChemicalBlack
Salute You in Your Grave
MyChemicalBlack
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 2351
October 21st, 2007 at 05:49am
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Gerard: At last, victory shall be mine...all will bow down to my mighty power and....
Frank: BINGO!! I WIN!!!
Gerard: Fuck....until next time, Iero...until next time....*scoots away*
Frank: Um, ok.... Shocked
MyChemicalBlack
Salute You in Your Grave
MyChemicalBlack
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 2351
October 21st, 2007 at 08:25pm
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Gerard: Oops, I dropped my ring down your shirt... *reaches inside shirt and starts pulling stuff out*
Car keys, wallet, lipstick, skittles bag.....

--- 2 hours later -----

*still pulling stuff out*
Gerard: Piece of paper that says, "Stalk Gee", Toro's fro pick, GOD DAMMIT FRANK!
Frank: What?
Gerard: Why the fuck is all this shit in your SHIRT!?
Frank: 'Cause Frankie like.... Shifty *steals Gerard's microphone and lurks into the shadows*
Gerard: Shocked
utterlyempty
Really Not Okay
utterlyempty
Age: 59
Gender: Female
Posts: 612
October 23rd, 2007 at 03:04am
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Bite me, bite me, bite me!!
Chibi
Banned
Chibi
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 2197
October 23rd, 2007 at 03:07am
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Frankie: *sigh* OK, guys, I get the joke, I'm short. Ha ha fuckin' HA. Now get me a decent mic stand!
dreamerforever
Salute You in Your Grave
dreamerforever
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 4287
October 24th, 2007 at 02:29am
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Frank: Now, what's your number again?
Me: *gives out cell number* Mr. Green
Frank: *kisses me*
The White Violin
Salute You in Your Grave
The White Violin
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 4405
October 24th, 2007 at 03:37am
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Ray Toro: The hardest working member of My Chemical Romance.
Chibi
Banned
Chibi
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 2197
October 24th, 2007 at 05:48am
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Drunken Fan: *OOP* YEAH! SHOW US YOUR TITS!
Gerard: :Shocked
Lovesick Melody.
Bulletproof Heart
Lovesick Melody.
Age: 83
Gender: Female
Posts: 25760
October 24th, 2007 at 09:45am

Gerard : Yeah, we love comic stores@
Mikey : *nods* You just feel so..... as if your in another world!
Frank/Bob/Ray : Exactely!

*Later that day*

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Interviewer : *face palm*
VEGAN MUFFINS 4 ALL!
Fabulous Killjoy
VEGAN MUFFINS 4 ALL!
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 170
October 26th, 2007 at 04:42am
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photographer (oop): um...is he...like...brain damaged?...at all...?
frank (oop): he's completely mad, yes.

...

frank: a sexy type of mad, but mad nonetheless.
The Joker
Salute You in Your Grave
The Joker
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2482
October 26th, 2007 at 01:45pm
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(in voice people use when they're talking to babies, and animals)

"awww look at you!! aww you're such a cutie oh yes you are oh yes you are!"


Frank: I know I am bitch now look at the camera.
Alexface.
Salute You in Your Grave
Alexface.
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 3489
October 26th, 2007 at 10:24pm
First Entry
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Gerard: You have... such a beautiful face...
Mikey: Neutral Uh... thanks...?