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ain't got no soul.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 3449 | August 19th, 2007 at 02:25am
Dear Gee,
Can I Touch Your Hair?
Dear Janelle,
NO!
Dear Gee,
When are you gonna dye it again?
Dear BITCH,
SHUTTUP. |
BroKeN_DeFeaTEdX
Jazz Hands
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 382 | August 19th, 2007 at 02:38am Dear Gerard,
There is this girl that keeps copying me! Like.. she is copying me liking You and MCR and all that stuff, and its starting to get annoying. In school im the MCR freak.. and now she is stealing my name! =(
What should i do.. cause its starting to get really annoying
thank you soo much
YOU ROCK! =)
-Briana
Dear Briana,
You should try to talk to her.. if she copys you.. that means she looks up to you. =]
Gee
haha i don't know what to put |
ain't got no soul.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 3449 | August 19th, 2007 at 02:42am Dear Gerard,
I'm Cockeyed, does that make me retarded?
Dear Janelle,
Yes actually, it does.
-
I'm really lame, so I'm making non funny thingies to amuse myself... Cause I'm a tard. So.
Whew. |
Faye Merci
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 4473 | August 19th, 2007 at 03:32am im so glad we finally made this forum:
Dear Gerard,
I feel very sexually repressed. I feel like I always would like to be doing something, but I have no one at the moment as I'm on the road, and as you can guess, "self-medicating" this problem gets boring. Any advice on how to supress myself?
-Anonymus Midget
Dear Midget,
Tonight, mainstage.
See you there, Frank
-Gerard |
This.Useless.Heart.
Motor Baby
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 928 | August 19th, 2007 at 03:57am Dear Gerard,
I think I may be developing an unhealthy obsession with all things feline. What should I do? I"m afraid it is starting to get in the way with my relationships with my human friends.
-Anonymous... and certainly NOT Bob Bryar....
Dear BOB,
Don't despair. We love your cute little cat fetish. I for one think it is adorable how your becoming so obsessed. Just remember not to end up with too many pets or the ASPCA will confiscate them and plus our tour bus will smell like piss and no one wants that!
XOXO
Gerard |
This.Useless.Heart.
Motor Baby
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 928 | August 19th, 2007 at 04:03am Hey I have another one...
Dear Gee,
WHEN THE FUCK IS MIKEY COMING BACK?!?!
-signed thousands of anonymous INO users
Dear INO Users
Probably when we go to Aus. But I have a question for you motherfuckers: Why does everyone think I'm my brother's fuckin BEEPER?!
XO
Gerard |
Foxy Shazam!
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 1310 | August 19th, 2007 at 04:14am Dear Gerard,
I like it when you fall on stage.
It's sexy.
- K
Dear K,
I know.
- G |
This.Useless.Heart.
Motor Baby
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 928 | August 19th, 2007 at 04:18am And another one!! Sorry if I'm a pest but I'm bored and no one is on! Also sorry if no one else finds this one humorous....you'd kinda have to know me to get some of the jokes(yes I am The Caitallo/Caity)
Dearest Gerard
Are you mad that I have kind of been fancying Justin Pierre over you lately?
Please don't be hurt I love you too!
-The Caitallo
Dear CAITY,(please go by your real name more often. the nickname shit gets confusing!)
No to tell the truth your stalker-ness always kind of scared me.But it is a little irksome that you are on INO yet you don't mention me or MCR anywhere in your username or siggy. just use one of my adorable/sexy photos(attatched to this letter) to make an avatar and I will be satisfied.
Your obsession(or at least one of them.)
Gerard
P.S. I'd still like that Mac&Cheese you offered
Dear Gee,
OK, but I can't make avatars! Oh and on the mac&cheese thing...remember the deal was Justin, you, and I. If you are okay with that then yes. Macaroni for us all!
-The Caitallo (sorry but I like it!)
Dear "The Caitallo"
Alright I'm holding you to that deal! I'd like to meet this new obsession of yours anyway especially considering your big rant about us having so much in common.
Well I have to go to go make out with Frank! (And consequently freak out a bunch of INO girls!)
XO
Gerard. |
pefheartsmcr
Killjoy
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Posts: 2 | August 19th, 2007 at 08:27am i'd ask him why he touches himself all the time.
or whats up with ferard?
or what would he do if zombies took over the world. =] |
Lounge Fly
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Posts: 1061 | August 19th, 2007 at 09:08am Dear Gee,
The last time I had sex, I fantasised it was you. My girlfriend then dumped me. What do I do?
Shadow
Dear Shadow
Get in the fucking line.
Gerard. |
Lounge Fly
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Posts: 1061 | August 19th, 2007 at 09:10am Dear Gerard
My acquaintances (I have no friends) all say you suck. What should I do?
Shadow
Dear Shadow
Fuck them, come on tour with us! We need another guitarist/singer. Can you do it?
Gerard
(in my dreams). |
ReadyFreddie.
Bulletproof Heart
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Posts: 25545 | August 19th, 2007 at 09:21am Dear Gerard,
Hi!
From Woodrow Butdonthaveapaddle.
P.S. I HAVE IMPURE THOUGHTS ABOUT THE TELETUBBIES!
-
Dear Woodrow,
Yo!
From, Gerard.
P.S. SO DO I!
[You can do it too- with Kandoo!] |
ReadyFreddie.
Bulletproof Heart
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Posts: 25545 | August 19th, 2007 at 09:30am Dear Gerard,
Do you know Frank's Secret Identity? If so, could you kindly reveal it?
Many thanks,
C. Señor
Dear Mr Señor
I do know Franks "secret" Identity, but unfortunately, I cannot reveal it to you, as we would have to go about proving it in the way of photo's etc- and let me tell you: Latex nurse outfits lose their comfort, and they chafe during a photoshoot!
Sorry,
Gerard
P.S. Forget I wrote "Latex", "Nurse" and "chafe" |
Sid
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 2065 | August 20th, 2007 at 02:33am Gerard,
Last night was amazing.
ox YKW
YKW
This dream is OVER.
Gerard. |
ain't got no soul.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 3449 | August 20th, 2007 at 03:35am Dear Gerard,
I'm obsessed with you guys.. How do I get all of you out of my head?
Dear Janelle,
Jump off of a very tall building. |
This.Useless.Heart.
Motor Baby
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 928 | August 20th, 2007 at 03:50am This is a sequel to one of my previous ones.
Dear Gerard,
There's this weird girl stalking me. And she keeps talking about macaroni....At first I didn't really mind but now its starting to get kind of freaky. Its unnerving how she always knows where I am and always "Just happens to be there". What should I do?
-Justin Pierre
Dear Justin,
Oh that's just Caity you get used to her after a while. And if she asks about macaroni again just humor her.(she actually makes pretty good mac and cheese.)
XO Gerard
Dear Caity,
I TOLD YOU NOT TO OVERDO IT ON THE STALKER ROUTINE!
XO Gerard |
Bellacide
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 13337 | August 20th, 2007 at 03:54am (I snorted out loud from laughing from reading all these.)
Dear Gerard,
uhm.
My brother hates you.
Any sugestions?
-Erika
Dear Erika,
Well, lucky you!
Our songs will make great torture items.
xoxo Gerard.
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writerGrrl
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2286 | August 20th, 2007 at 04:05am Dear Gerard,
I told all my druggie friends I was using when I'm not. How do I convince them I am so I won't get laughed at.
Awkward
Dear Awkward,
Just wear sunglasses and rub your nose and they'll be making LJ rumors about you in no time. And tell your friends to quit, drugs are bad news EXCEPT COFFEE!!!
Gerard
Dear Gerard,
I got a giant hickey on my neck, any suggestions on how to hide it from my Mom?
Uh oh
Dear Uh oh
Use a bandana. (And don't let it slip.)
Gerard |
ain't got no soul.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 3449 | August 20th, 2007 at 06:08am Dear Gerard,
Why do you rub your crotch so much?
Dear Janelle,
Herpes.
--
Tee Hee. Kidding. |
Foxy Shazam!
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 1310 | August 20th, 2007 at 06:28am Dear Gerard,
Why was Frankie reeling you in like a fish?
- Karryann
Dear Karryann,
Well...I always like to play roleplaying games with Frankie at night.
He'd be the fisherman who wanted to fish on Magic Island.
So the fisherman was fishing and then 'BAM!' something was tugging on his line like crazy.
He laughed in hysterics, but his laugh
triggered something in his catch which then started doing the robot towards him.
At the end, his catch was a beautiful mermaid.
- Gerard
PS - I mean...a beautiful merman. In drag. |
