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girl interrupted. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 2792	August 21st, 2007 at 02:40pm Faye Merci: dear gerard, I went to warped tour and I got a really bad sunburn. Any advice on how to take care of it? -rob well rob, it's better than a sun tan! -gerard I find that great. Dear Gerard - I accidentally fell over in a bush. It hurt because it had thorns. Yesterday, I walked past where the bush was and it was gone. I feel so guilty. Please help. - Kathryn. Kathryn - You plant murderer. - Gerard xoxo Gerard - Look who's talking. - Kathryn Kathryn - Boo you. HOW DID YOU GET MY CRIMINAL RECORD ANYWAY?! - Gerard xoxo Gerard - I have my methods. - Kathryn. Kathryn - O.o - Gerard xoxo -- That was so unfunny. x
ChildVision Really Not Okay Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 657	August 21st, 2007 at 05:22pm Dear gerard does bob have a nickname? fel Dear fel. Yes..its b.o.b. Gee.
ChildVision Really Not Okay Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 657	August 21st, 2007 at 05:24pm dear gerard cats are stupid... Anyonomous Dear anyonomous thats not nice matt Gee.
ReadyFreddie. Bulletproof Heart Age: 32 Gender: Male Posts: 25545	August 21st, 2007 at 06:05pm Dear Gerard, Have you noticed that "Bob" is just a slightly thinner version of me? Otter Dear Otter, No Gerard
The Original Bob. Demolition Lover Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 16672	August 21st, 2007 at 06:11pm dear gerard will you marry me aero bars rock dear frankie sure gerard
This.Useless.Heart. Motor Baby Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 928	August 24th, 2007 at 01:00am Dear Gerard WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! -XO Caity Dear Caity(coughpsychocough), Look who's talking. -XO Gerard That was so unfunny. I just wanted to post anyway.
Bleeding; Juliet Motor Baby Age: 30 Gender: - Posts: 805	August 24th, 2007 at 01:20am Blue to help me Fall: OK this thread is just for fun Imagine gerard - or any other guy is giving out advice ask a question then give the imagined answer NO CRUDENESS OR ANYTHING PORNOGRAPHIC OR OFFENSIVE PLEASE Dear Gerard, I have a hickey that I'd like to cover any ideas? Sizi oh is that why he wrote "spain" and "86" on his neck in the new band fotos? Dear Suzi I suggest a strategically tied bandanna or write random words or numbers over it no one will ever notice Gee my chemical romance saved my lifemy chemical romance saved my life
Brand New. Demolition Lover Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 19919	August 24th, 2007 at 01:43am Dear Gerard, Me and my boyfriend have been going out for two months now. TWO MONTHS. Thats pretty big for me. But i'm kinda worried. Nothing has happened between us. Every keeps asking if were even actually going out, becuase all we've done is hug. I really want to do more, without going to far or being pressured. What should i do? -SKULLZ. Dear SKULLZ, maybe you should just do what your heart tells you to do. yeah, i know that sounds kinda Corny, but its true. Whatever you think is right, do it. And forget all those stupid assholes making comments. You guys obviously care about each other to have been together for two months. Also, guys can be pretty shy. Maybe he' waiting for you to make the first move? Keep that in mind. Gerard.
Bellacide Awake and Unafraid Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 13337	August 24th, 2007 at 01:50am Dear Gerard I have a problem with a bratty sister, and the only way I get to be quiet is to promise to take her to an MCR concert. But the problem is that you act way too sexy on stage for little kids to see. So can you stop so that my little sister can enjoy the show better? --Erika Dear Erika, sings I'm too sexy for your sister -Ahem- but, no. I won't stop. Love Gerard Dear Gerard Please? and stop singing. --Erika Dear Erika, Never! Muhahah Love Gerard totally not funny.
iluvboblings Joining The Black Parade Age: 39 Gender: Female Posts: 217	August 24th, 2007 at 05:45am Dear Gee, I have a adopted son with bob... and Bob doesnt know... his name is Bob Jr. and he kinda wanted to say HI DAD to bob... [Bob Jr.] HI DAD... okay and yeah Bob Jr. is a Neon Green Feather... lol. and I just wanted to let Bob know about his son!!!! xxx obessed BOB fan... [cough.elizabeth.cough] dear obessed BOB fan named ELIZABETH [yes i caught your name PYSCHO] how do you have an adopted feat... I MEAN SON... with BOB k its probably a long story so i will just say this BOB JR. take your mother to a therapist... much luv GEE DOG
mer von d Thinking Happy Thoughts Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 582	August 24th, 2007 at 06:47am dear gerard, i've noticed you're a master of applying fake blood particularly sexily. any suggestions for a young'n hoping to dabble in the joys of gory make up? love mer xxxxxxxx Dear mer, What are you talking about? this shit ain't fake! love gerard
iluvboblings Joining The Black Parade Age: 39 Gender: Female Posts: 217	August 24th, 2007 at 06:55am Dear Bob CAN I MARRY YOU Liz Liz, this is ask gerard not bob RIGHT... but i will ask him Gee Dear Gee, Oh sorry i got excited and wanted to ask bob to marry me... Liz Liz, BOB SAYS YESH HE WANTS TO MARRY YOU AND ALL YOUR bobness addicttedness much luv BOB and GEE
Blood__Lust Fabulous Killjoy Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 139	August 24th, 2007 at 05:45pm xD i love these...but I don't think I'm funny enough to make one. I could try... Dear Gerald, Will you marry me? -OBSESSEDgeeFAN Dear OBSESSEDgeeFAN (<< O.o), No. P.S. My name is spelt G-E-R-A-R-D!!!!!! -Gerard Nevermind. That sucked. xD
Faye Merci Salute You in Your Grave Age: - Gender: - Posts: 4473	August 24th, 2007 at 05:48pm Dear Gerard, I'd like to make a bunch of people upset for er, personal reasons. I'd especially like them to be pissed off at me. Things need a little shaking up, you know? -Stevvie Dear Stevvie, Pink Underwear. -Gerard
Blood__Lust Fabulous Killjoy Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 139	August 24th, 2007 at 06:12pm Pink Underwear. XDDD Dear Gerard Way, Why were you looking in my bedroom window last night...? O.o CR Dear CR, Christina? P.S. .........You weren't supposed to know I was there. Gerard Dear Gee, That's it. I'm Moving. Christina Ricci Christina, AGAIN?!?! This is the fifth time! Gerard, IT'S YOUR FAULT!!! STOP STALKING ME!!!! Christina, But...but.... Gerard, Don't make me get a restraining order. Christina, O_O You wouldn't... TO BE CONTINUED
Sid Salute You in Your Grave Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 2065	August 24th, 2007 at 06:18pm Dear Gerard Look behind you... Anonymous Stalker Dear Anonymous Stalker Go HOME Eliza. Gerard
This.Useless.Heart. Motor Baby Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 928	August 24th, 2007 at 10:39pm Dear Gerard, I just found a story on the internet involving myself and the drummer of my band....it was traumatizing...the things the author made us do....shudders How do you deal with that stuff?! -Jesse Johnson MCS Dear Jesse, Wow. I didn't know MCS fans were demented like that! I thought my band was special...oh well. How do I deal with it? Hmm...well, look at it this way at least your fans are being um creative.(and at least you don't have to deal with "Waycest"!) I personally don't mind it. It's pretty entertaining sometimes.Especially when Frank and I act them out....Uh NEVERMIND! forget the part about Frank and I! XO Gerard P.s.And besides you know you like it! P.P.S You know you and Tony want to act it out! P.P.S.S Uh....I forgot what I was saying....I just like adding "P.P.S.S"'s to stuff!
Alexface. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 31 Gender: Male Posts: 3489	August 24th, 2007 at 11:05pm Dear Gerard, why does no one understand me??? Anon. Dear Anon, I don't understand... Gerard.
Alexface. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 31 Gender: Male Posts: 3489	August 24th, 2007 at 11:07pm G3RaLd WaYn3!SHIFT1!: Dear Gerard Look behind you... Anonymous Stalker Dear Anonymous Stalker Go HOME Eliza. Gerard
Bellacide Awake and Unafraid Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 13337	August 24th, 2007 at 11:09pm Dear Gerard, I heard strangers have the best candy. --Erika Dear Erika, They do! Love Gerard Dear Gerard, I KNEW IT! runs to tell mother --Erika

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