| Author | Message |
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ain't got no soul.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 3449 | August 20th, 2007 at 06:33am |
My Sharona.
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 1924 | August 20th, 2007 at 06:44am Dear Gerard,
I desperately want to go out with the bassist in my band.
-Sharona
Dear Sharona,
Make out with him onstage. And then see what happens from there. xD
-Gerard. |
ChildVision
Really Not Okay
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 657 | August 20th, 2007 at 06:51am Dear Gerard
i'm looking to seek revenge on my ex boy friend...and i know you'll be all "Get the knife and stabby him" but i'm into more publicly humilitating thing
what should i do?
Felicty
Dear Fel
Get a knife and stab him in front of a large crowd
with his pants down
Gerard |
ChildVision
Really Not Okay
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 657 | August 20th, 2007 at 06:54am shadow_666:Dear Gee,
The last time I had sex, I fantasised it was you. My girlfriend then dumped me. What do I do?
Shadow
Dear Shadow
Get in the fucking line.
Gerard.
ell oh fucking ell
perhaps one of the funniest i have seen so far
(not including mine) |
ChildVision
Really Not Okay
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 657 | August 20th, 2007 at 06:56am Dear gerard
i stalk you
and i know you know what it feels like to be me
-Shade
Dear Shade
Christina?
-Gerard |
skystiles.
Banned
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 13229 | August 20th, 2007 at 07:20am WTF? |
ain't got no soul.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 3449 | August 20th, 2007 at 07:23am Dear Gerard,
Is that a hickie on your neck?
Dear Janelle,
Please Die.
-
I love being harsh on myself. What makes it better is that I'm not even funny.   |
I.wish.i.wer.a.ghost
Motor Baby
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 940 | August 20th, 2007 at 10:30am CemeteryDrive123:Dear Gerard
i'm looking to seek revenge on my ex boy friend...and i know you'll be all "Get the knife and stabby him" but i'm into more publicly humilitating thing
what should i do?
Felicty
Dear Fel
Get a knife and stab him in front of a large crowd
with his pants down
Gerard
haha that ones funny!!!! (still laughfing) |
Faye Merci
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 4473 | August 20th, 2007 at 10:48am dear gerard,
will you make out with frank tonight, since i'm going to the show?
-anonymus.
dear anon,
just for that, no.
: D nice try frankie
-gerard |
fun ghoul
In a Bullet's Embrace
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 58705 | August 20th, 2007 at 02:06pm Dear Gerard,
Can you tell me what chemical is used in electroplating?
-Nikki
Dear Nikki,
hi
-Gee |
famouslastwords_07
Killjoy
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 42 | August 20th, 2007 at 03:23pm dear Gerard,
I've been dealing with some creatures on my curly bushes...
that's why It's getting thinner due to their starvation.,..
what will I do to stop them?
-Anonymous ORFA
Dear Anonymous ORFA,
oh, hi RAY!!!
-Gerard
LOL!!
<no offense to ray toro....^_^> |
Mrs.Halloween
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 3176 | August 20th, 2007 at 04:45pm Dear Jerard:
Why did you dye ur hair back 2 black!?
It luks SO much nicer blonde.  .
PS: here's my email address if you ever want to...get together some time. . way_luver_4_ever@hawtmail.com
-emma
......
......
Dear Jerard,
Uh, hello!?
-emma
....
Jerard?
sadly, 'emma' is still waiting for a reply.
her letter must have gotten stuck in the post, or, something. |
The Original Bob.
Demolition Lover
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 16672 | August 20th, 2007 at 07:56pm Gerard, what do i do? my boyfriend broke up with me when i accidently called him Gerard. - Anon
Anon-
He should have been honored.
Gerard |
The Hitcher
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 1633 | August 21st, 2007 at 12:40am Mrs.Halloween:Dear Jerard:
Why did you dye ur hair back 2 black!?
It luks SO much nicer blonde. .
PS: here's my email address if you ever want to...get together some time. . way_luver_4_ever@hawtmail.com
-emma
......
......
Dear Jerard,
Uh, hello!?
-emma
....
Jerard?
sadly, 'emma' is still waiting for a reply.
her letter must have gotten stuck in the post, or, something.
that made me laugh sooo much!   |
Faye Merci
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 4473 | August 21st, 2007 at 12:46am dear gerard,
I went to warped tour and I got a really bad sunburn. Any advice on how to take care of it?
-rob
well rob,
it's better than a sun tan!
-gerard |
Scarlett O'Hara.
Motor Baby
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 846 | August 21st, 2007 at 05:58am Dear Gerard,
I love you.
Laura
Dear Laura,
I love coffee. |
Bayonetta.
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 1445 | August 21st, 2007 at 10:23am Dear Gerard,
Is it true that when your signature is turned upside down it spells the word 'sex'.
Because if thats true, you are even smarter than i first thought.
- Love from Layla.
Dear Layla,
No.
I am not sending you
subliminal
messages.
Don't doubt my intellegence, bitch.
- Various fuzzy feelings from Gerard. |
ReadyFreddie.
Bulletproof Heart
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Posts: 25545 | August 21st, 2007 at 01:26pm Dear Gerard,
When the Hell are you gonna come home? I'm tired of doing your laundry, and a hairy man with 14 toes is threatening to invade your Basement...
From mum (Donna Lee Way)
Dear Mum:
I Wuvv you mummy!
Gerard |
ReadyFreddie.
Bulletproof Heart
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Posts: 25545 | August 21st, 2007 at 01:28pm Dear Gerard,
I recently got married, and during my "Honeymoon period", my and my new wife tried something kinky which went seriously wrong...
Do you know how to get out of handcuffs?
MW
Dear MW
Mikey....? Is that... you?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! SOMEONE GET A CAMERA- QUICK! |
Kaede
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 1359 | August 21st, 2007 at 01:31pm Dear Gerard,
I have nothing to say.
Bye.
Kaede
Dear Kaede,
Neither do I.
Gerard |
