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MCR music video outtakes...

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Immortality.
Motor Baby
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June 5th, 2007 at 02:10pm
xCookieMonsterxox:

Bob just sits there looking blank then begins to stroke a cat....


hhahahaha Razz
XStay_AwakeX
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June 6th, 2007 at 04:23pm
I effing love this thread.

And this next one is really random



Ghost Of You
(MCR Vs. Danny Phantom Part I)

Marc: Okay guys, you ready to do the first scene for ghost of you?

Guys: yeahh, uhuh ect.

Danny phantom: DID SOMEBODY SAY GHOST!!!????

Mikey: Gerard....hold me....

Gerard: No. no one said ghost. please leave.

Danny Phantom: IM GOING GHOST!!!!!!!!!

Frank: *hits danny phantom with a guitar* That should do it.

Ray: YOU BROKE MY GUITAR!!!

Frank: yeahh, well i got rid of him didn't i?!?

Marc: *facepalm*

Danny Phantom: YOU CAN NEVER KILL ME!

TO BE CONTINUED
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June 6th, 2007 at 05:32pm
Buried In Bullets:
*INO Set*

Gerard: *Falls To Ground* I'm Not Okay! I'm Not Okay!

*Band Keeps Playing*

Gerard: I'm Not O-Fucking Kay.. AHHHHHH...

Marc: CUT! Gerard.. What the hell are you doing!? You've been repeating that for the last five minutes!!!

Gerard: *Starts Crying*

All: Er?

Gerard: I HURT MY PINKY! *Cries*

Frankie: Awww! *Kisses Gerard On Cheek*

Mikey: ZOMG! SEXUAL MOLESTATION!! I KILLZ YOU!

Frankie: Wha?

Mikey: I challenge you.. To a duel..

*Yu-Gi-Oh (That How You Spell It) Backdrop*

All: What.. The... Fuck... *Backs away slowly*

Frankie: Duel Accepted!

Mikey: I summon... SUSHI MONSTAH!!!

Frankie: I summon.. POPSICLE MAN!

*Some Random Japanese Dude Steps In*

Dude: FIGHT!

*Sushi Monstah and Popsicle Man Fight*

*Sushi Man Engulfs Popsicle Man With Sushi Rolls*

Mikey: HIYA! I AM VICTORIOUS! *Dances With A Tutu*

Frankie: NO ONE BEATS THE ALL MIGHTY FRANKIE!

Mikey: Oh Pleeeaseee.. You're only 5"5!!

Frankie: Yeah.. But I got balls!

Mikey: I have bigger ones!

Frankie: *Sacks Mikey*... Not anymore! Hah!

Mikey: *Falls Over*... You're supposed to sack my bruddah!!!

Frankie: Nooooo! *Sticks tounge out*

*Bob walks in*

Bob: I LIKE BEANS!

Frankie & Mikey: WTF...

*Ray Walks In*

Ray: I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON! WAH WAHHHHH! *Rocks Out, Waving Fro Widly*

*Gerard still on floor singing INO*

Gerard: I NEED BANDAIDS AND COFFEE!

Ray: NYAH NYAH BOO BOO!

Bob: SHUTTUP YOU HIPPOFACE! *Throws Hippo At Ray*

*Ray's eyes turn red*

Ray: I SUMMON DAH FRO!

*Japanese Dude Steps In*

Dude: FIGHT!

*Rays fro immediatly gulps Hippo*

Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

*Gerard Finally Gets Up*

Gerard: Look at me, I can breakdance! I can get funky, with the funky man, funky wikiwikiwiki... ..... OMG A PENNY! *Bends Down*

*Gerard Trips*

All: *Laugh*

*12 Hours Later, Still Rambling, Numerous Duels, Including Paperclips, Cardboard, and a very peculiar Mango shaped elephant*

Mikey: .. Where is everybody...

Ray: BANANAS!

Bob: ..... I Hate You.

Frankie: I like shiny things...

Gerard: I want pancakes.

Mikey: PANCAKES AND SUSHI!

Gerard: *Beams Up* OKAYZ!!!

Ray: *Grabs Everybody*

All: We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard Of Dennys... *Skips off into the sun*


... I felt very random, so that is quite retarded lol, soooo lame.




That...may...have. been. the. funiest. thing. i. have. ever. read.





GENIOUS!
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June 6th, 2007 at 07:19pm
Buried In Bullets:
*INO Set*

Gerard: *Falls To Ground* I'm Not Okay! I'm Not Okay!

*Band Keeps Playing*

Gerard: I'm Not O-Fucking Kay.. AHHHHHH...

Marc: CUT! Gerard.. What the hell are you doing!? You've been repeating that for the last five minutes!!!

Gerard: *Starts Crying*

All: Er?

Gerard: I HURT MY PINKY! *Cries*

Frankie: Awww! *Kisses Gerard On Cheek*

Mikey: ZOMG! SEXUAL MOLESTATION!! I KILLZ YOU!

Frankie: Wha?

Mikey: I challenge you.. To a duel..

*Yu-Gi-Oh (That How You Spell It) Backdrop*

All: What.. The... Fuck... *Backs away slowly*

Frankie: Duel Accepted!

Mikey: I summon... SUSHI MONSTAH!!!

Frankie: I summon.. POPSICLE MAN!

*Some Random Japanese Dude Steps In*

Dude: FIGHT!

*Sushi Monstah and Popsicle Man Fight*

*Sushi Man Engulfs Popsicle Man With Sushi Rolls*

Mikey: HIYA! I AM VICTORIOUS! *Dances With A Tutu*

Frankie: NO ONE BEATS THE ALL MIGHTY FRANKIE!

Mikey: Oh Pleeeaseee.. You're only 5"5!!

Frankie: Yeah.. But I got balls!

Mikey: I have bigger ones!

Frankie: *Sacks Mikey*... Not anymore! Hah!

Mikey: *Falls Over*... You're supposed to sack my bruddah!!!

Frankie: Nooooo! *Sticks tounge out*

*Bob walks in*

Bob: I LIKE BEANS!

Frankie & Mikey: WTF...

*Ray Walks In*

Ray: I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON! WAH WAHHHHH! *Rocks Out, Waving Fro Widly*

*Gerard still on floor singing INO*

Gerard: I NEED BANDAIDS AND COFFEE!

Ray: NYAH NYAH BOO BOO!

Bob: SHUTTUP YOU HIPPOFACE! *Throws Hippo At Ray*

*Ray's eyes turn red*

Ray: I SUMMON DAH FRO!

*Japanese Dude Steps In*

Dude: FIGHT!

*Rays fro immediatly gulps Hippo*

Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

*Gerard Finally Gets Up*

Gerard: Look at me, I can breakdance! I can get funky, with the funky man, funky wikiwikiwiki... ..... OMG A PENNY! *Bends Down*

*Gerard Trips*

All: *Laugh*

*12 Hours Later, Still Rambling, Numerous Duels, Including Paperclips, Cardboard, and a very peculiar Mango shaped elephant*

Mikey: .. Where is everybody...

Ray: BANANAS!

Bob: ..... I Hate You.

Frankie: I like shiny things...

Gerard: I want pancakes.

Mikey: PANCAKES AND SUSHI!

Gerard: *Beams Up* OKAYZ!!!

Ray: *Grabs Everybody*

All: We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard Of Dennys... *Skips off into the sun*


... I felt very random, so that is quite retarded lol, soooo lame.


that is... amazing. I love it. =P
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June 6th, 2007 at 07:43pm
The Making of Teenagers.

Marc: ...and then you swarm the band when I say squid. Okay?
Group of teenagers: ...K.
Marc: SQUID!
Teenagers: [Swarms MCR]
[Teenagers playing in background, band being swarmed, etc.]
Gerard: OMG OMG OMG SEXUAL MOLESTATION!
Everyone: [Stops]
Frank: ...What the crap?
Random kid: [Buckling belt]
Gerard: [Still screaming] MOLESTOR MOLESTOR! GO RAPE MICHAEL JACKSON IF YOU'RE INTO THAT STUFF! I NEED A SHOWER NOW! MOLESTOR MOLESTORR!
Mikey: I need a mirror. [Reaches into back pocket, whips out makeup compact] That's better. [Poses, fixes hair]
Ray: Hey hey hey toss it here!
Mikey: NO YOU WHORE, GET YOUR OWN!
Ray: OH YEAH BITCH?
Mikey: YEAH BITCH!
Ray: MORTAL KOMBAT TIME BEEYATCH!
[Ray and Mikey go into full-fledged Mortal Kombat mode, bounciness and all]
Gerard: [Still rolling around screaming] SHOWER SHOWER! SOMEBODY CALL THE AMBULANCE! I FEEL ICKY!
Bob: The world is on crack. [Pulls out a box of Sour Patch Kids, begins to eat them.]



THAT WAS SO RANDOM.
Sin D
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June 8th, 2007 at 04:03am
Something my friend came up with....during a walk.





MCR is in the tour bus fast asleep in the dead of the night. Tomorrow will be the shooting of I'm Not okay. They must be well rested. Currently 3:45 AM


Gerard: Frankie *whispers and pokes in shoulder* Frankie….

Frankie: *snores*

Gerard: *whispers* Frankie…….FRANKIE! *screams*

Frankie: Ms. White! Don't drop the candle on the new carpet! * blinks realizing he's awake* What the fuck are you doing in my bunk Gerard!?

Gerard: I'm sorry Frank * hangs his head* but…

Frankie: *sighs* Having bad dreams again?

Gerard: *sniffs* Yeah. But it was different this time! The pink fluff ball turned into Ray's fro! And attacked! And -

Frankie: It's just a dream Gee. *sighs and rubs the back of his neck* you wanna sleep with me the rest of the night?

Gerard: *relief washing over him* Thanks Frank.

Frankie: *scoots over to give Gerard room*

Gerard: *starts taking off pajamas*

Frankie: Gerard! What are you doing?! *sees Gerard's naked body*

Gerard: I uh-um….it soothed me. *gets into bed*

Frankie: Good night Gee.

Gerard: Good night Frank.

{Nothing happens in Fran's bunk that night}

Morning and Ray, Bob and Mikey are awake.

Ray: Has anybody gotten Gerard up yet?

Mikey: He's usually the first one up. You know, him and coffee. *shakes his head*

Bob: I haven't even heard him.

Mikey: Someone go check on him.

Ray: *looks at Bob*

Bob: *looks at Ray*

Ray: You wanna go round?

Bob: *cocks eyebrow* is that challenge, Toro?

Ray: It's a warning. It's an invitation.

Mikey: * Look between the two. The tension is rising*

Bob & Ray: 1..2..3! Rock, Paper, Scissors!

*Bob has paper* Ray has scissors.

Ray: Hah! Scissors beats paper!

Bob: What ever Toro, until next time. *turn his back*

Ray: If you can't take the heat get the hell out of the tour bus!

Bob: *Checking Gee's bunk* Aw, Fuck!

Ray: I'm sorry you’re a sore loser Bryar -

Bob: Gerard's gone!

Mikey: What? Did we run out of coffee?!

Ray: No way…

Mikey: Yes way! I'm right here. But no way there!

Bob: search Dammit! Search!

Mikey Bob & Ray: *Search frantically*

~2 hours later~

Mikey: Bob can you wake up Frank, he should help search.

Bob: *pull back curtain* Frank, we're looking for GERARD! What the? Uh….*coughs* Found him. Stares at the two cuddled bodies.

Mikey: *looks into Frankie's bunk* Gerard, why don't you have clothes on?
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June 8th, 2007 at 05:28am
^ HAAAHA thats soo good.
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June 10th, 2007 at 08:40pm
xCookieMonsterxox:
Teenagers

The Cheerleaders start dancing
Frank-I can do that, -starts to swing hips in a sexy way-
The rest of the band look at each other.
Frank runs off stage and come back in the cheer outfit.
Frank- Give me a M "M", Give me a Y "Y".......
Ray-Er Frank have you taken your medication yet....?
Frank- O.o OOOO skittles SKITTLES MUST HAVE SKITTLES
Meanwhile Mikey is secretly swinging his hips to see whether he could become a cheerleader.
Gerard- Hey, Mikey, what are you doing..?!?!?
Mikey-Er,er nothing.
Gerard-This is Franks fault isn't it! FRANK GET BACK HERE NOW YOU'VE MADE MY BROTHER DANCE THE SEXY DANCE!!
Bob just sits there looking blank then begins to stroke a cat....


lmfao i wouldn't be shocked if that happened XD
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June 10th, 2007 at 09:35pm
teenagers video:
Gerard:I feel old
Mikey:you are.
Gerard: No I'm not! I'm only thirty!
Mikey: Yeah. old.
Gerard:You're not much younger than me.
Mikey: But I'm still younger.
Gerard:Fine, but mentally, I'm only as old as frank!
Frank:Hey guys! I just rigged the big door the teenagers come through with buckets of water! they're gonna get soaked!
Gerard:Alright, maybe being old isn't that bad...

*note:I do not consider gerard old, it was for the sake of the joke, which probably isn't that funnay anyway*
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June 11th, 2007 at 07:15pm
Aha the one by Burried in bullets was hilarious...and so was the one by vamp14freak...Aha i was laughing soo hard.. Very Happy Clap
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June 12th, 2007 at 12:43pm
I don't love you video:
Frank:is this a dream?
Gerard I don't know...
Bob: Why don't you jump off that cliff to find out, Frank?
Frank:OKAY! *jumps*
Gerard:Hmmm...that looks like fun. WATCH OUT FRANKIE! *jumps*
Mikey:No! Gerard! *jumps after Gerard*
Ray: *looks over cliff* we're really high up.
Bob:yup.
Ray:why are you looking at me like that?
Bob:*pushes Ray off cliff*
Ray:NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Bob:*maniacle laughter* Now I can finally work on my solo project!
meanwhile...
Gerard:Wow, this is a really soft mat.
Frank:MMMFFF!
Mikey:what's that in the sky?
Frank:A bird?
Gerard:A plane?
Mikey:No! it's ray's fro!
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June 13th, 2007 at 04:58pm
LOL. I'm in class right now.. I just started laughing maniacally at this.. Lol.

You Guys Rule
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June 16th, 2007 at 05:15pm
*INO video*
Gerard:Bob you'll be replacing Matt..cuz he died
Matt: I'M NOT DEAD!
frank: yeah i'm gonna miss him
Matt: i said that I'm NOT FUCKING DEAD!
Mikey: i can still hear him yelling out in frustration..
Matt: morons...
Ray: we'll just have to carry on...wait Carry On...we should put that in a song...
everyone: NAH!
Marc: 37 minutes till filming...
Mikey: 37?
Marc: yes
*clock 3:37*
Mikey: it's past my bedtime
Marc: but it's only 3:37
Mikey: 12:37?
*later after much banging heads against walls*
Gerard: I'M NOT OKAY!!!!
Mikey: no, i'm not okay
Gerard: no, I am!
*sissy slap fight*
Mikey: OOOOWWWWWWW Marc, Gerard hit me!
Gerard: no, I didn't!
Marc: okay you two, time out now!
Gerard and Mikey: AAAWWWWWWWW
Marc: this is gonna be a long video shoot....
*will Marc survive, will Mikey and Gee get along? what will Frank have for lunch? and will anyone Notice Matt? find out next time on Mighty Morhin' Power Ragers*
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June 16th, 2007 at 06:37pm
Haha these are awesome! I read through like 30 pages rofl
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July 3rd, 2007 at 10:13pm
I'm Not Okay

[after locker scene]
Frank: Uhh, guys? Guys? I thought we were doing another take - guys? Hello?
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July 3rd, 2007 at 11:01pm
Walking Spazztic!:
Burried in bullets
im gonna quote part of that in my signature. okayz?


Ooh. Okayz! I feel special.
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July 3rd, 2007 at 11:19pm
*Teenagers Set*

Marc: Action! Flood em people!

*The doors break open, fans come flooding in*

Gerard: GAHHHH TEEENIES!

*Gerard Screams Like A Girl*

Mikey: I... I... Can't... Breathe...

Teenies: GERALLDZ WE WANTT YOURR BABBIIIESSS!

Bob: His name is Gerard...

Teenies: JARREEEEEEDDDDD I WANT YOUUR P33N!

Ray: WYAH WYAH! *Rocks Out*

Frankie: My mommy never loved me...

Teenie: WE'LL LOVVVEEE YOUUUU FREEDDD!!

Frankie: It's Frank-

Teenies: JIIIMM!

*Gerard has panic attack*

Gerard: I DON'T WANNA LOOSE MY VIRGINITY NOOOWW!

*Teenies Jump On Stage*

Marc: HOLY SHIT! Cut! Cut!

*Teenies Swarm Stage and Jump On The Guys*

The Boys: AHHH!

*Ray Gets Tackled*

Teenie: I WANT YOUR P3333N!

Ray: NOOO!

*Gerard Gets Tackled*

Gerard: OH MY GOD. Help Meeeee- *Covered With Teenies*

Teenies: WHERES THE P3333N?

*Mikey Gets Tackled*

Mikey: ARGH DON'T TOUCH MY SUSHI ROLLLSS!

*Bob fights a teenie with drumstick*

Bob: GHAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

*Frankie gets tackled*

Frankie: HELP MEEEE!

Teenies: P333333N.

Bob: THAT IS ENOUGH!

*Everybody Stops, An Arm Flies From Where Gerard Was*

Bob: OH... MY... GOD! YOU KILLED GERARD!

The Boys: YOU BASTARDS!

*A Light Flashes*

*Ray Jumps Up*

Ray: Power Rangers Unite!

Frankie: Zing!

Bob: Morph Into... SuperSex!

*The Boys Form Together, Making A P33N/Giraffe With Lazer Eyes*

SuperSex: WE SHALL DESTROY YOU!

Teenies:NOOO! ZOMGMORPHINTOSUPERTEENIE!

*Teenies Form A Large Sammich*

SuperTeenie: WE SHALL HAVE THE P3333N!

SuperSex: NOOOO!

SuperTeenie: P33N ATTACK!

SuperSex: GHAAAAAAARR! *Devours SuperTeenie*

SuperSex: WE HAVEE CONQUEEREEDD!!!

*Gerard Wakes Up, With One Arm*

SuperSex: MORPH INTOO... MCR!

*Zing*

*The boys are normal*

Mikey: I shall heal thee Gerard with my supah sushi powers *Gives Gerard An Arm*

Gerard: YAY! NOW I CAN MASTURBA- I Mean... .... Play Tennis.

Frankie: I'm calling Chuck.

Mikey: Chuck you say?

Frankie: Yes Chuck...

Ray: Chuck from Singapore?

Frankie: No - Chuck from Canada.

Bob: Oooh! Isn't he cockeyed?

Frankie: Yeah. Chuck has that problem.

Gerard: Lets go visit Chuck.

Frankie: Okay.. I SUMMON.. CHUCK!

*A cockeyed midget falls through roof and lands in front of them*

Chuck: What cheee want boysss?

Bob: We wanna go to Italy.

Chuck: Italy you say?

Bob: Yes... Italy.

*Chuck Pulls Out Tugboat With Wings From His Pocket*

Chuck: ALL ABOOARRDD!

Boys: YAAAY! *They Jump Into Tugboat*

Chuck: And we are oooffff!

*Chuck Boat Flies Through Hole In Roof... out of sight*

THE END..
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Sorry, that was lame.
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July 4th, 2007 at 02:39am
Haha these are amazing! Someone should like publish a book or something of these hahaha
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July 4th, 2007 at 04:09am
Oh.....my..........Bob............This thread is hilarious!!!!! Why haven't I noticed it before??? lmfao
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July 5th, 2007 at 11:51pm
I'll try one from 'Helena'

Marc: Ok Frank, I know your kinda short and your having problems carrying the coffin, but try ok?
Frank: *sniffle* ok...
Marc: And ACTION!
Gerard: *so long and goodnight* waaaiiit....HELP ITS FALLING!
Mikey: Its slipping!
Ray: Its too wet cuz of the rain!
Bob: AAAAHHHH!!!
Marc: CUT! Be more careful guys. Geez, you know we had to rent that coffin for the day, and the people said they don't expect any scratches on it! Take Two!
Gerard: *so long and...* wait is someone not even trying to move this? What the...FRANK! Your not even trying!
Frank: I'm too short ok! I'm sorry I can't do anything about it! *crys*
Mikey: Gerard, you made Frank cry. *stops over to Gerard* NOBODY makes my Frankie cry!!! *beats the hell out of Gerard*
Ray: Break it up guys! Geez, diva alert!
Bob: Who you calling a diva bitch?!? *beats up Ray*
Frank: Peace and love guys! Peace and love! *crys harder*
Extra Coffin Carryer: What the hell? Are they usually like this?
Everybody on set: YES!!!
Marc: STOP YOU GUYS! WE HAVE A VIDEO TO SHOOT!
~20 minutes later~
Marc: Ok now that you all calmed down, lets move on. Take Three!
Gerard: *and if you carry on this way, things are better if I stay*
~"You drive me crazy! But it feels alright!"~
MCR: WHAT THE HELL?
Extra Coffin Carryer: *Answers cell* hello? Mom I'm in the middle of something!
MCR: *coffin starts to slip cuz Extra Coffin Carryer is busy on his cell* WOA!
~Coffin falls~
Marc: NOOO!
~Dead body falls out of coffin~
MCR: O___O AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!