MCR music video outtakes...
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Immortality. Motor Baby Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 841 | xCookieMonsterxox: hhahahaha |
XStay_AwakeX Thinking Happy Thoughts Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 454 | I effing love this thread. And this next one is really random Ghost Of You (MCR Vs. Danny Phantom Part I) Marc: Okay guys, you ready to do the first scene for ghost of you? Guys: yeahh, uhuh ect. Danny phantom: DID SOMEBODY SAY GHOST!!!???? Mikey: Gerard....hold me.... Gerard: No. no one said ghost. please leave. Danny Phantom: IM GOING GHOST!!!!!!!!! Frank: *hits danny phantom with a guitar* That should do it. Ray: YOU BROKE MY GUITAR!!! Frank: yeahh, well i got rid of him didn't i?!? Marc: *facepalm* Danny Phantom: YOU CAN NEVER KILL ME! TO BE CONTINUED |
XStay_AwakeX Thinking Happy Thoughts Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 454 | Buried In Bullets: That...may...have. been. the. funiest. thing. i. have. ever. read. GENIOUS! |
windinyourhair Jazz Hands Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 391 | Buried In Bullets: that is... amazing. I love it. =P |
josh franceschi. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 3243 | The Making of Teenagers. Marc: ...and then you swarm the band when I say squid. Okay? Group of teenagers: ...K. Marc: SQUID! Teenagers: [Swarms MCR] [Teenagers playing in background, band being swarmed, etc.] Gerard: OMG OMG OMG SEXUAL MOLESTATION! Everyone: [Stops] Frank: ...What the crap? Random kid: [Buckling belt] Gerard: [Still screaming] MOLESTOR MOLESTOR! GO RAPE MICHAEL JACKSON IF YOU'RE INTO THAT STUFF! I NEED A SHOWER NOW! MOLESTOR MOLESTORR! Mikey: I need a mirror. [Reaches into back pocket, whips out makeup compact] That's better. [Poses, fixes hair] Ray: Hey hey hey toss it here! Mikey: NO YOU WHORE, GET YOUR OWN! Ray: OH YEAH BITCH? Mikey: YEAH BITCH! Ray: MORTAL KOMBAT TIME BEEYATCH! [Ray and Mikey go into full-fledged Mortal Kombat mode, bounciness and all] Gerard: [Still rolling around screaming] SHOWER SHOWER! SOMEBODY CALL THE AMBULANCE! I FEEL ICKY! Bob: The world is on crack. [Pulls out a box of Sour Patch Kids, begins to eat them.] THAT WAS SO RANDOM. |
Sin D Fabulous Killjoy Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 109 | Something my friend came up with....during a walk. MCR is in the tour bus fast asleep in the dead of the night. Tomorrow will be the shooting of I'm Not okay. They must be well rested. Currently 3:45 AM Gerard: Frankie *whispers and pokes in shoulder* Frankie…. Frankie: *snores* Gerard: *whispers* Frankie…….FRANKIE! *screams* Frankie: Ms. White! Don't drop the candle on the new carpet! * blinks realizing he's awake* What the fuck are you doing in my bunk Gerard!? Gerard: I'm sorry Frank * hangs his head* but… Frankie: *sighs* Having bad dreams again? Gerard: *sniffs* Yeah. But it was different this time! The pink fluff ball turned into Ray's fro! And attacked! And - Frankie: It's just a dream Gee. *sighs and rubs the back of his neck* you wanna sleep with me the rest of the night? Gerard: *relief washing over him* Thanks Frank. Frankie: *scoots over to give Gerard room* Gerard: *starts taking off pajamas* Frankie: Gerard! What are you doing?! *sees Gerard's naked body* Gerard: I uh-um….it soothed me. *gets into bed* Frankie: Good night Gee. Gerard: Good night Frank. {Nothing happens in Fran's bunk that night} Morning and Ray, Bob and Mikey are awake. Ray: Has anybody gotten Gerard up yet? Mikey: He's usually the first one up. You know, him and coffee. *shakes his head* Bob: I haven't even heard him. Mikey: Someone go check on him. Ray: *looks at Bob* Bob: *looks at Ray* Ray: You wanna go round? Bob: *cocks eyebrow* is that challenge, Toro? Ray: It's a warning. It's an invitation. Mikey: * Look between the two. The tension is rising* Bob & Ray: 1..2..3! Rock, Paper, Scissors! *Bob has paper* Ray has scissors. Ray: Hah! Scissors beats paper! Bob: What ever Toro, until next time. *turn his back* Ray: If you can't take the heat get the hell out of the tour bus! Bob: *Checking Gee's bunk* Aw, Fuck! Ray: I'm sorry you’re a sore loser Bryar - Bob: Gerard's gone! Mikey: What? Did we run out of coffee?! Ray: No way… Mikey: Yes way! I'm right here. But no way there! Bob: search Dammit! Search! Mikey Bob & Ray: *Search frantically* ~2 hours later~ Mikey: Bob can you wake up Frank, he should help search. Bob: *pull back curtain* Frank, we're looking for GERARD! What the? Uh….*coughs* Found him. Stares at the two cuddled bodies. Mikey: *looks into Frankie's bunk* Gerard, why don't you have clothes on? |
Immortality. Motor Baby Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 841 | ^ HAAAHA thats soo good. |
I Am The Walrus Jazz Hands Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 315 | xCookieMonsterxox: i wouldn't be shocked if that happened XD |
Ismashpumpkins Fabulous Killjoy Age: - Gender: - Posts: 118 | teenagers video: Gerard:I feel old Mikey:you are. Gerard: No I'm not! I'm only thirty! Mikey: Yeah. old. Gerard:You're not much younger than me. Mikey: But I'm still younger. Gerard:Fine, but mentally, I'm only as old as frank! Frank:Hey guys! I just rigged the big door the teenagers come through with buckets of water! they're gonna get soaked! Gerard:Alright, maybe being old isn't that bad... *note:I do not consider gerard old, it was for the sake of the joke, which probably isn't that funnay anyway* |
lyrical lies. Always Born a Crime Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 6197 | Aha the one by Burried in bullets was hilarious...and so was the one by vamp14freak...Aha i was laughing soo hard.. |
Ismashpumpkins Fabulous Killjoy Age: - Gender: - Posts: 118 | I don't love you video: Frank:is this a dream? Gerard I don't know... Bob: Why don't you jump off that cliff to find out, Frank? Frank:OKAY! *jumps* Gerard:Hmmm...that looks like fun. WATCH OUT FRANKIE! *jumps* Mikey:No! Gerard! *jumps after Gerard* Ray: *looks over cliff* we're really high up. Bob:yup. Ray:why are you looking at me like that? Bob:*pushes Ray off cliff* Ray:NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Bob:*maniacle laughter* Now I can finally work on my solo project! meanwhile... Gerard:Wow, this is a really soft mat. Frank:MMMFFF! Mikey:what's that in the sky? Frank:A bird? Gerard:A plane? Mikey:No! it's ray's fro! |
ain't got no soul. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 3449 | LOL. I'm in class right now.. I just started laughing maniacally at this.. Lol. You Guys Rule |
TwilightVampire Killjoy Age: 31 Gender: Male Posts: 43 | *INO video* Gerard:Bob you'll be replacing Matt..cuz he died Matt: I'M NOT DEAD! frank: yeah i'm gonna miss him Matt: i said that I'm NOT FUCKING DEAD! Mikey: i can still hear him yelling out in frustration.. Matt: morons... Ray: we'll just have to carry on...wait Carry On...we should put that in a song... everyone: NAH! Marc: 37 minutes till filming... Mikey: 37? Marc: yes *clock 3:37* Mikey: it's past my bedtime Marc: but it's only 3:37 Mikey: 12:37? *later after much banging heads against walls* Gerard: I'M NOT OKAY!!!! Mikey: no, i'm not okay Gerard: no, I am! *sissy slap fight* Mikey: OOOOWWWWWWW Marc, Gerard hit me! Gerard: no, I didn't! Marc: okay you two, time out now! Gerard and Mikey: AAAWWWWWWWW Marc: this is gonna be a long video shoot.... *will Marc survive, will Mikey and Gee get along? what will Frank have for lunch? and will anyone Notice Matt? find out next time on Mighty Morhin' Power Ragers* |
melodramatic fool Salute You in Your Grave Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2568 | Haha these are awesome! I read through like 30 pages rofl |
Toronado Bleeding on the Floor Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 1464 | I'm Not Okay [after locker scene] Frank: Uhh, guys? Guys? I thought we were doing another take - guys? Hello? |
ain't got no soul. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 3449 | Walking Spazztic!: Ooh. Okayz! I feel special. |
ain't got no soul. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 3449 | *Teenagers Set* Marc: Action! Flood em people! *The doors break open, fans come flooding in* Gerard: GAHHHH TEEENIES! *Gerard Screams Like A Girl* Mikey: I... I... Can't... Breathe... Teenies: GERALLDZ WE WANTT YOURR BABBIIIESSS! Bob: His name is Gerard... Teenies: JARREEEEEEDDDDD I WANT YOUUR P33N! Ray: WYAH WYAH! *Rocks Out* Frankie: My mommy never loved me... Teenie: WE'LL LOVVVEEE YOUUUU FREEDDD!! Frankie: It's Frank- Teenies: JIIIMM! *Gerard has panic attack* Gerard: I DON'T WANNA LOOSE MY VIRGINITY NOOOWW! *Teenies Jump On Stage* Marc: HOLY SHIT! Cut! Cut! *Teenies Swarm Stage and Jump On The Guys* The Boys: AHHH! *Ray Gets Tackled* Teenie: I WANT YOUR P3333N! Ray: NOOO! *Gerard Gets Tackled* Gerard: OH MY GOD. Help Meeeee- *Covered With Teenies* Teenies: WHERES THE P3333N? *Mikey Gets Tackled* Mikey: ARGH DON'T TOUCH MY SUSHI ROLLLSS! *Bob fights a teenie with drumstick* Bob: GHAAAAAAAAAAAAR! *Frankie gets tackled* Frankie: HELP MEEEE! Teenies: P333333N. Bob: THAT IS ENOUGH! *Everybody Stops, An Arm Flies From Where Gerard Was* Bob: OH... MY... GOD! YOU KILLED GERARD! The Boys: YOU BASTARDS! *A Light Flashes* *Ray Jumps Up* Ray: Power Rangers Unite! Frankie: Zing! Bob: Morph Into... SuperSex! *The Boys Form Together, Making A P33N/Giraffe With Lazer Eyes* SuperSex: WE SHALL DESTROY YOU! Teenies:NOOO! ZOMGMORPHINTOSUPERTEENIE! *Teenies Form A Large Sammich* SuperTeenie: WE SHALL HAVE THE P3333N! SuperSex: NOOOO! SuperTeenie: P33N ATTACK! SuperSex: GHAAAAAAARR! *Devours SuperTeenie* SuperSex: WE HAVEE CONQUEEREEDD!!! *Gerard Wakes Up, With One Arm* SuperSex: MORPH INTOO... MCR! *Zing* *The boys are normal* Mikey: I shall heal thee Gerard with my supah sushi powers *Gives Gerard An Arm* Gerard: YAY! NOW I CAN MASTURBA- I Mean... .... Play Tennis. Frankie: I'm calling Chuck. Mikey: Chuck you say? Frankie: Yes Chuck... Ray: Chuck from Singapore? Frankie: No - Chuck from Canada. Bob: Oooh! Isn't he cockeyed? Frankie: Yeah. Chuck has that problem. Gerard: Lets go visit Chuck. Frankie: Okay.. I SUMMON.. CHUCK! *A cockeyed midget falls through roof and lands in front of them* Chuck: What cheee want boysss? Bob: We wanna go to Italy. Chuck: Italy you say? Bob: Yes... Italy. *Chuck Pulls Out Tugboat With Wings From His Pocket* Chuck: ALL ABOOARRDD! Boys: YAAAY! *They Jump Into Tugboat* Chuck: And we are oooffff! *Chuck Boat Flies Through Hole In Roof... out of sight* THE END.. -- Sorry, that was lame. |
melodramatic fool Salute You in Your Grave Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2568 | Haha these are amazing! Someone should like publish a book or something of these hahaha [/spam] |
Stolen Baby On Board Banned Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 1900 | Oh.....my..........Bob............This thread is hilarious!!!!! Why haven't I noticed it before??? |
x.Disenchanted.x Killjoy Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 12 | I'll try one from 'Helena' Marc: Ok Frank, I know your kinda short and your having problems carrying the coffin, but try ok? Frank: *sniffle* ok... Marc: And ACTION! Gerard: *so long and goodnight* waaaiiit....HELP ITS FALLING! Mikey: Its slipping! Ray: Its too wet cuz of the rain! Bob: AAAAHHHH!!! Marc: CUT! Be more careful guys. Geez, you know we had to rent that coffin for the day, and the people said they don't expect any scratches on it! Take Two! Gerard: *so long and...* wait is someone not even trying to move this? What the...FRANK! Your not even trying! Frank: I'm too short ok! I'm sorry I can't do anything about it! *crys* Mikey: Gerard, you made Frank cry. *stops over to Gerard* NOBODY makes my Frankie cry!!! *beats the hell out of Gerard* Ray: Break it up guys! Geez, diva alert! Bob: Who you calling a diva bitch?!? *beats up Ray* Frank: Peace and love guys! Peace and love! *crys harder* Extra Coffin Carryer: What the hell? Are they usually like this? Everybody on set: YES!!! Marc: STOP YOU GUYS! WE HAVE A VIDEO TO SHOOT! ~20 minutes later~ Marc: Ok now that you all calmed down, lets move on. Take Three! Gerard: *and if you carry on this way, things are better if I stay* ~"You drive me crazy! But it feels alright!"~ MCR: WHAT THE HELL? Extra Coffin Carryer: *Answers cell* hello? Mom I'm in the middle of something! MCR: *coffin starts to slip cuz Extra Coffin Carryer is busy on his cell* WOA! ~Coffin falls~ Marc: NOOO! ~Dead body falls out of coffin~ MCR: O___O AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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