MCR music video outtakes...

Board index - The Band

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Lovesick Melody. Bulletproof Heart Age: 83 Gender: Female Posts: 25760	March 26th, 2008 at 05:33am ain't got no soul.: Mikey: So then I said to the hooker- OH MY GOD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BROTHER! Late but omg
Switchblade Saint Salute You in Your Grave Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 2601	March 26th, 2008 at 06:55am haha OMG u guys are fantastic. i'll probly think of a better one later, but... INO vid, cheerleader scene Director: and AcTIon! (girls start dancing & waving poms) Director: No no wait...cut! where's Gerard? He's supposed to be in the background being tackled by the mascot! Frank: erm i think i see him....(points) (they turn to see Gerard in a cheerleader outfit, pompom in midair) Gerard: What...you mean this is not part of the scene? Frank whispers to director: u have to be patient, he's a little bit -- confused......
inactive account Demolition Lover Age: - Gender: - Posts: 18154	March 28th, 2008 at 08:06am lol! MAKE MORE!!! XD
Toronado Bleeding on the Floor Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 1464	March 29th, 2008 at 01:20am [After shooting I'm Not Okay] Frank: I'm gonna go sleep now. Gerard: I'm gonna go hop in the pool. Frank: Okay. Ray: Hey, Gee, I think I'll come with you. strips off shirt Mikey: OMG nosebleed [After shooting the coffin/stairs/Ray's hair deflating scene in Helena] Bob: Ugh, I'm soaking! Frank: sneezes Me too man, I need to go sneezes change. Ray: Yeah, this shirt is soaked. strips off shirt Mikey: OMG nosebleed [After shooting Famous Last Words; the rest of the band is waiting around while Bob gets his leg looked at] Frank: Oh man, it's hot. Ray: I know, right? I'm dying in this jacket. strips off jacket and shirt Mikey: OMG nosebleed [During Teenagers] Cheerleader 1: Oh. My. God. My Chemical Romance is like, my favourite band EVER. Cheerleader 2: I know! They're, like, sooo cool. Cheerleader 1: Mikey's so adorable! Cheerleader 2: And Bob's just so manly. sighs Cheerleader 1: I love Ray's hair. Ray: YOU WILL LOVE MY ABS TOO. strips off shirt Cheerleaders: die from sheer hotness Mikey: OMG nosebleed
inactive account Demolition Lover Age: - Gender: - Posts: 18154	March 29th, 2008 at 07:21am ^^^^^^^ aww poor mikey!
One More Black Day Fabulous Killjoy Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 111	March 29th, 2008 at 04:08pm Morning of the second day of shooting for I'm Not Okay: Bob: Mikey, starbucks run...now Mikey: purr runs off Ray: Well now you've done it Bob: Was he purring...? Ray: He's never coming back Bob: He was purring wasn't he? not paying attention Ray: starts putting up wanted posters for Mikey Bob: Maybe Mikey's a kitty Ray: I'd better go break the news to Gerard... (meanwhile in a dark alley behind starbucks) Mikey: heh heh heh...coffee. forever. heh
bullets are hailing. Thinking Happy Thoughts Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 438	March 30th, 2008 at 02:50pm Bitchin' Bryar: [After shooting I'm Not Okay] Frank: I'm gonna go sleep now. Gerard: I'm gonna go hop in the pool. Frank: Okay. Ray: Hey, Gee, I think I'll come with you. strips off shirt Mikey: OMG nosebleed [After shooting the coffin/stairs/Ray's hair deflating scene in Helena] Bob: Ugh, I'm soaking! Frank: sneezes Me too man, I need to go sneezes change. Ray: Yeah, this shirt is soaked. strips off shirt Mikey: OMG nosebleed [After shooting Famous Last Words; the rest of the band is waiting around while Bob gets his leg looked at] Frank: Oh man, it's hot. Ray: I know, right? I'm dying in this jacket. strips off jacket and shirt Mikey: OMG nosebleed [During Teenagers] Cheerleader 1: Oh. My. God. My Chemical Romance is like, my favourite band EVER. Cheerleader 2: I know! They're, like, sooo cool. Cheerleader 1: Mikey's so adorable! Cheerleader 2: And Bob's just so manly. sighs Cheerleader 1: I love Ray's hair. Ray: YOU WILL LOVE MY ABS TOO. strips off shirt Cheerleaders: die from sheer hotness Mikey: OMG nosebleed mikey, i understand why your nose is bleeding. nosebleed
savannah's gone. Bleeding on the Floor Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 1792	April 2nd, 2008 at 06:24am The Ghost of You Marc: Now, Mikey, die! Mikey: overdramatic death sequence Lights fading... limbs growing cold... tell Alicia I love her... dies MCR and Marc: facepalm Marc: CUT! that sucks, I know.
savannah's gone. Bleeding on the Floor Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 1792	April 4th, 2008 at 07:39am Smashed Pumpkin: Yeah, this is crap, but I figured I'd post it anyway. Helena (carrying the casket) Gerard: God, why is this thing so heavy? Ray: Frank, put your feet back on the ground. Frank: whines But it’s fun! Frank climbs into the casket. Frank: Mmm. Comfy. sleeps Gerard: Did this thing just get even heavier? Mikey: Guys, hate to tell you this now but...I have to pee real bad. Bob: Hey, hey Mikey....Flowing streams, flushing toilets, the steady drip of a tap.... Mikey: glares Not. Helping. Bob. Bob: The waves of the ocean gently lapping back and forth, back and forth.... Mikey: Gerard, you still got your croquet mallet from the I’m Not Okay clip? Gerard: Uh...yeah. Gerard pulls out croquet mallet from the casket. Gives it to Mikey. Mikey: So that’s where you keep it! I knew it! Bob: : Uh oh. Uh, I didn’t mean it Mikey. I swear. Mikey and Bob both let go of the casket as Mikey chases Bob with mallet. The casket drops on Gerard’s toe. Gerard: OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT HURTS! OW! Casket opens and Gerard sees Frank inside. Gerard: Frank! Get out of there! That’s where I keep my secret stash of cand....candles...yeah, candles. Frank gets out of casket and goes to sulk. Frank: I DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE A DID YESTERDAY, GERARD! Gerard: What..the..fuck?: Ray: You did know that Frank cut off a bit of your hair while you were sleeping and he smells it before he goes to sleep, didn't you? Gerard: Gerard quickly takes out his secret stash of candy and hides it in his jacket pockets. Gerard: Wait a minute...where’re the skittles? FRANK! Give me back my skittles! Frank: Mwahaha. Frank’s skittles now, bitch! Frank runs off, laughing. Ray: Well Gerard, guess it’s just left to you and me to carry the casket. Gerard: Uh yeah...sure. I’m just gonna go...do...something. Yeah...yeah, sounds good. I’ll be back in a second. Gerard runs off. 4 hours later. Ray: I don’t think he’s coming back. A day later. News reporter: Ray Toro, lead guitarist of the band My Chemical Romance has been crushed and left severely injured after attempting to lift a casket filled with empty candy wrappers by himself, on the shoot for the band’s new video ‘Helena.’ When asked for a comment, this is all rhythm guitarist Frank Iero had to say: Frank: Mwahaha, he still hasn’t worked out I’m hiding in his laundry basket. eats skittles News reporter: ...to which lead singer, Gerard Way responded: Gerard: I’m crossing you off my Christmas card list....you’re a meanie. sulks News reporter: Bassist Mikey Way had this to add: Mikey: You guys are retarded. News reporter:...drummer Bob Bryar refused to comment.
Addabitty Joining The Black Parade Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 216	April 4th, 2008 at 12:31pm Teenagers: Mikey: I'd kill a man for a water. Gerard: Yeah drinks water. Mikey: YOU HAVE WATER! Mikey stabs Gerard Help, someone call an ambulance! Ray, Bob, and Frank come running Ray: Gerard is bleeding! Mikey: Yeah, someone stabbed him! Bob: And you just let him get stabbed? Mikey: I was asleep. Gerard: Mikey...stabbed...me... Frank: He says you stabbed him. You tried to kill your own brother, you fiend! Mikey: Yes, I am your fiend. Frank: What the hell? Ray: He thinks friend and fiend are opposite in meaning. Mikey: What?! I think no such thing, you friend! Ray: See what I mean? Gerard: Help... Bob: Um, guys? Gerard is bleeding profusely, and you're arguing about fiends and friends. Say, where did Frank go? Frank is seen with his guitar Frank: I drink from the hose, and I'm pickin' my nose, I chew on my toes, and it really shows. Hey, Ray, come over here and help me write this new song! Ray: That's not a new song! That's a parody of an old song called Bubbly that's really annoying! Bob: Actually, I like Frank's lyrics better. Ray: What?! They're so stupid! Mikey: I'll help you, Frankie! Bob: I want to help, too! Mikey and Bob run over to Frank, and they sing Frank, Mikey, Bob: I drink from the hose, and I'm pickin' my nose, I chew on my toes, and it really shows. Ray covers his ears Ray: La, la, la! I'm not listening! La, la... Mikey, Frank, and Bob keep singing Frank, Mikey, Bob: I'm a pedophile, please stay for a while, so just take your time, and we'll put down tile! Ray: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! Gerard keels over dead from loss of blood, and nobody notices Fin. --------------- Well, there's my completely random masterpiece. The idea of the Bubbly parody is my dad's (or at least the part about drinking from the hose and picking your nose).
Luisa- Killjoy Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 83	April 4th, 2008 at 01:30pm hehe ^____________^ Rotflmao i dont really have anything to contribute =] but i laughed real hard =] i love this
I Am The Walrus Jazz Hands Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 315	April 24th, 2008 at 12:51am ain't got no soul.: Dante: You can stay in limbo OMG Boosh refference?
Under Pressure. Killjoy Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 41	April 24th, 2008 at 11:41am lol i laughed out loud. i can picture that right now.
Don't Ignore Me Killjoy Age: 28 Gender: Female Posts: 73	March 24th, 2009 at 02:15am I'm Not Okay... Mark: Alright Gerard, just run at the mascot.... now! Gerard: .... what? Mark: That was your cue. Gerard: Ohhhh I'll get it this time Mark: Annnnnd.... go! Gerard: run, run, run, ouch, ouch, trip, fall, bleed Ahhhh! My arm fell off! Mark: Don't be stupid. Gerard: Kiss it better. Mark sigh... kiss Gerard: Yayyyy. Runs at mascot. Mark: We have't said action yet and - Gerard! Gerard thats not the mascot! Gerard: Huh? Mark: That's Ray. Gerard: Ohhhhh [Locker Scene]-- Mark: Annnnd... action! Frank pops out of locker .... Mark: You're supposed to sceam. Extra: Why can't I have a locker like this at my own school?
Don't Ignore Me Killjoy Age: 28 Gender: Female Posts: 73	March 24th, 2009 at 02:19am Ghost Of You: Mikey: Ohhhhh, I'm dying! Gerard: No you're not, don't be such a baby! Mikey: What the - ? Look, Gerard. I've been shot. I've been shot. You get shot and you die. Gerard: Stop being mean! Awh I've got sand in my boots now. You ruin everything! hits Mikey: OW! I just got shot. Show some respect. Mark: Gerard, naughty corner. Now. Gerard: mumblegrumble-bastard-mumblegrumble.
NJxMCRMY Killjoy Age: 27 Gender: Female Posts: 66	August 7th, 2010 at 12:39pm Famous Last Words (I gonna try) Mikey: Like I was saying before Gee rudely interrupted me, I need someone to fix my coffiee machine. Gerard: Yeah, well it's not my fault someone can't put a filter in right. Frank: What are you fighting about? Bob: Guys... Mikey, Gerard, Frank: Not now Bob. Gerard: Why don't you just go and get a manicure with your little unicorn friends! Ray and Frank: oooooooo... Mikey: dramatic gasp you did not just say that! Bob: Guys... MCR: NOT NOW!!! Ray: I think we can settle this by simply sitting and talking about this. Frank: Shut up! The drama is gettin good. Ray: I can always stuff you in another locker if I have to. Mikey: Why not stuff Gerard in one. Maybe it'll take him to Narnia! Bob:... Guys... MCR: WHAT!!!! Bob: My legs on fire. Frank: COOKIE! WHERE?! Tackles Gerard Gerard: Oww... My leg... I think you broke it. Later in the hospital. Frank get out of a closet: I back from Narnia!

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