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Veeolin
Jazz Hands
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 315 | July 27th, 2007 at 09:53pm |
My Chemical Living.
Motor Baby
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 977 | July 28th, 2007 at 07:03am I got bored in the middle of it
You have to much time on your hands man
hahah i wish i had that kind of talent ha |
LOVE MACHINE
Really Not Okay
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 682 | August 16th, 2007 at 02:54am My Friend Emmy and I thought of this:
Blooper for WTTBP
Gee: When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a--
Patient: Wait! I'm not ready to join the Black Parade yet! Give me another month!
Gee: *Sigh* No, if we do that then the video will NEVER air on MTV.....
^Its all I got...^ |
ReadyFreddie.
Bulletproof Heart
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Posts: 25545 | August 16th, 2007 at 03:32am IDLY
Mark: Okay- all you gotta do, is throw the guitar so it hits the glass right in the center. Okay?
Frank: Yep... thats cool!
Mark: Clear the set... and... action!
Frank: *Chucks guitar, which goes skew-whiff, and hits Mark square in the stomach*
Mark: *doubled up in pain* Cuuut....
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IDLY again
Mark: [to the "Making the video" camera] Okay- so, whats gonna happen here is that we're gonna blow up the guitar, which will be hopefully split into shards.
Aaaand- action!
Hey.... wheres the guitar?
*There is small bang and we see Ray on the side of the set, headbanging, afro singed, eyes crossed, with his left hand on a fretboard with no guitar body attatched*
Ray: What? |
Foxy Shazam!
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 1310 | August 16th, 2007 at 03:41am Teenagers:
The Audience: CHARGE! *runs towards band*
Bob: Oh no! *puts on yellow cap and wings* Bzzz!
Bee: *flies in with swarm*
Bob: Attack my minions! Attack! MWUAHAHAHAHA!
Bees: *sting sting sting*
LATER THAT DAY
Mikey: I thought you were trying to kill the bee.
Bob: Violence is never the answer.
Gerard: But you do realize that you just stung a bunch of the extras right?
Bob: That's not violent! That was gentle self defense.
Ray: Dude...
Bob: HEY! I HAD THE HONEY, I HAD THE POWER! BZZZ! *flies away*
Frank: *face-palm* |
Peaceypoo.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2712 | August 17th, 2007 at 01:50pm somuchforsecret - I loved it!! Made me laugh really much! |
Blood__Lust
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 139 | August 20th, 2007 at 09:04pm These are so funny. I love em all xD Anyway...here is an attempt to make one...it's a quickie, and it's my first. Tell me what you think. It's not a music video...it's a live concert thingy....
Gerard: Watch I'm gonna mess this up...
Mikey: (whispers to himself) I know...
(song finishes flawlessly)
Bob: Hey, you didn't mess up!
Gerard: Yeah, but now we gotta do another song.
(song plays out fine again...)
Bob: Hey, that was good.
Gerard: Shut up.
I know...it sucked right? I'm terrible. X] |
Lostinstereo_
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 402 | August 20th, 2007 at 10:50pm LOL I started reading these thinking they were real
*Face palm*
God im so slow  |
daniel radcliffe.
In a Bullet's Embrace
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 55644 | August 20th, 2007 at 11:22pm Blood_Lust:These are so funny. I love em all xD Anyway...here is an attempt to make one...it's a quickie, and it's my first. Tell me what you think. It's not a music video...it's a live concert thingy....
Gerard: Watch I'm gonna mess this up...
Mikey: (whispers to himself) I know...
(song finishes flawlessly)
Bob: Hey, you didn't mess up!
Gerard: Yeah, but now we gotta do another song.
(song plays out fine again...)
Bob: Hey, that was good.
Gerard: Shut up.
I know...it sucked right? I'm terrible. X]
 I liked it  |
ain't got no soul.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 3449 | August 21st, 2007 at 05:05am I haven't made of of these in ages!
*I'm Not Okay*
Gerard: *Brandishes Mallet* I am the king of the-
Frank: *Smashes Gerard over the head with a mallet* Hahah! Shut up.
*Frank Laughs Hysterically*
*Mikey Appears, Talking To Bob*
Mikey: So then I said to the hooker- OH MY GOD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BROTHER! *Runs over to Gerard, Frankie standing over him, laughing*
Bob: *Follows* You really said that?
Mikey: NO! LOOK *Points At Gerard*
Bob: .... *Bursts Out Laughing*
Mikey: Whats so funny?
Bob: HAHAH, BLOOD IS LEAKING FROM HIS HEAD! AND HE'S ALL CROSSE EYED!
Mikey: THATS NOT FUNNY!
*Ray Appears With Guitar, Still Shredding*
Ray: NYAAH NYAAH! *Notices Gerard* LOLLOLWUTSTHAT?!
Frankie: *Snicker*
Bob: Um. We've been standing here for like.. 5 minutes.. Gerard hasn't moved yet.... And he's still all bloody.
Frank: STAGE PROPS LOL! *Kicks Gerard In Stomach* Right buddy?
*Gerard laying still, twitching slightly*
Frank: LOLLOLURSUCHAGOODACTORBUDDY! *Kicks him again*
Gerard: *Drooling*
Ray: *Stops shredding* I think he's dead...
Frank: Psch! No!
Bob: OH MY GOD.. YOU KILLED GERARD!
Frank: EEK *Runs Away* I'M SORRY GERRARRDD! *Crying*
*The boys chase after him, crying*
*Gerard twitches*
Dante (Dead Guy): *Walks to Gerard* You're with me buddy..
*Gerard Gets Up*
Gerard: To Hell We Go!
Dante: Yup... Let's get some Starbucks!
Gerard: STARBUCKS!
Dante: Yes, Starbucks.
Gerard: STARBUCKS!!! STARBUCKS!!! STARBUCKS!!! STARBUCKS!!! STARBU-
*Dante hits him over the head with a Mallet, Gerard drops*
Dante: You can stay in limbo.
The End
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Sorry.. Lame. |
Blood__Lust
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 139 | August 21st, 2007 at 06:48pm xD i Liked that one...ill make another one later maybe. |
Pixie-Gates
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 13231 | August 21st, 2007 at 07:15pm That was brilliant!  |
The Original Bob.
Demolition Lover
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 16672 | August 21st, 2007 at 07:35pm I'm Not Okay
Ray: You like DnD, harry houdini and audrey hepburn, you can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it, you're never gonna make it.
Gerard: DAMMIT.
Not that great, is it? |
ain't got no soul.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 3449 | August 21st, 2007 at 07:38pm Hee hee. It's really short but pretty funny.
xD |
Blood__Lust
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 139 | August 21st, 2007 at 10:09pm Okay, sorry if it sucks, but I'm new at this kind of thing.
Frank: WEEEEEEEE!!!!! This is soooooooo much fuuuuuuunnnn!!!
Gerard: Frank...where did you get those glasses?
Frank: I took them from Mikey.
Mikey: *walking around like a ditz with his hands in front of him* Can't see! Can't see! Can't see! WHERE ARE YOU FRANK?!?!?!
Frank: I'm under your bed! BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!!!!!!!!!
Mikey: *screams like a little girl* AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *faints*
Gerard: Diva.
Ray and Bob: O.o Wtf?! |
Blood__Lust
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 139 | August 21st, 2007 at 10:21pm Okey here's mine! Sorry if I suck but I'm new at this.
Frank: WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! This is so fuuuuuun! *slams into Gerard*
Gerard: Wtf...Frankie?!
Frank: Yeah......
Gerard: WHY ARE YOU WEARING GLASSES?!?!
Frank: I stole them from Mikay.
Gerard: Why are you speaking like a drunk?!
Frank: Stop asking me so many questions! You're confusing may!!! *starts to walk away*
Mikey: *walks around like a ditz with his hands in the air in front of him* Can't see! Can't see! Can't see! FRANK WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Frank: *says in a 'luke I am your father your voice'* I am under your bed....*sneaks up on Mikey* BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!!!!!
Mikey: *screams like a little girl* AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *faints*
Ray and Bob: Diva. *look at Frankie* O.o
Gerard: FRANK YOU JUST KILLED MY BROTHER YOU CRAZY BITCH!!!!!
Frank: OH NO YOU DI-INT!!!!
*Frank and Gee start to bitch fight*
Ray and Bob: YEAH!! GIRL FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
sorry...it's all I got.... |
Blood__Lust
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 139 | August 21st, 2007 at 10:22pm sorry, meant to say that I edited. O.o |
ghosted.
Jazz Hands
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 304 | August 21st, 2007 at 10:23pm I Must Say the Scene When Frankies Trying To Get Into The Coffin And Rays Literally Picks Him Up Its Funny.
It Went Something Like This (Not Quite But Something Like That)
Ray: Are You showing Your Butt?
Frankie: (Climbing Into The Coffin)
Ray: No! (Holding On To Frankie Trying To Stop Him)
Gee: C'mon You Guys
Frankie: (Trys Again)
Ray: NO! (Pulls Him Down Again)
Haha.
Gets Me Everytime.
^.^ |
ain't got no soul.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 3449 | August 22nd, 2007 at 12:09am ... I'll Warm Up Here.. Gonna Update Stories Soon...
*Again I'm Not Okay*
*Gerard Sings Chorus By Pool, Stops*
Gerard: Hey Mikey, come here!!
Mikey: Huh? *Walks to Gerard*
*Ray, Bob and Frank Snicker*
Gerard: *Evil Grin* GET HIM!
*Ray, Bob and Frank jump out, wrap Mikey in sleeping blanket and throw him into the pool*
*Small splash*
Mikey: OH MY GOD GUYS! *Screams like little girl*
Mikey: *Gets out of sleeping blanket and tries to swim*
Mikey: HELP MEEE! OH MY GODD! *Spots Shark with lazer beam on its head*
*Gerard and the boys laugh hysterically*
Mikey: OH MY GOD! I'M NOTTTT OOHH FUCKING KAAAY AHHH! *Swim toward edge*
Frankie: MIKEY! Use this! *Throws Apricot into the water*
Mikey: *Grabs apricot, looks at it* WHAT THE FUCK AM I SPOSED TO DO WITH- *Spots button* Ooooh, *Presses button, Portable Water Skittle/Giraffe takes form*
The Boys: O.o
Frankie: I didn't know it did that....
Mikey: YESSSSS! I WILL SURVIVE! *Just as he jumps on portable thingy, his foot gets bitten off* OH MY GOD.. THE.. THE.. THE PAIN!
Shark: Muahaha.... Bitch.
Ray & Bob: WE'LL SAVE YOU! *Transform into airplane with a fro*
BobRayCopter: Th-th-th-th-th. *Shoots missiles at Shark* WE WILL DESTROY YOOOOOOOUUU.
Shark: OH NOEZ!
Gerard: I AM NOT GERARD... I AM GEEJUZ! *Grabs Machine Gun and starts walking on water, towards the shark*
Frank: I AM FRANK! *Jumps into water, almost drowns, gets out of water* Damn you. *Pouts* ... OH MY GOD! SKITTLE THROWING POWERS! *Pulls out Skittles, starts throwing at shark, hits RayBobCopters Engine*
RayBobCopter: NOOOOO *Crashes into wall*
Geejuz: I AM GEEZUS! *Grows beard and robe* I SHALL SMITE THOU! *Points finger at shark, lazer beam comes out*
Shark: COUNTER ATTACK! *Lazer beams Gerard's lazer beam, they clash*
BOOM!
*Gerard's lazer beam kills the Shark*
Gerard: I HAVE TRIUMPHED! *Retrieves Mikey's leg, attaches it back on Mikey*
*Ray and Bob awake on the ground, half of Ray's fro is missing*
Ray: NOOOOOOOO!
Gerard: *Gives Ray his fro back*
Frank: I wasted my Skittles 
Gerard: *Grows Skittles*
Mikey: I AM ALIVE!
Gerard: *Carries Mikey back to solid ground* GEEZUS HAST SAVED THOU!
Mikey: Yes, you have..
Frank, Bob, Ray: You need to shave, Gerard.
Gerard: *Looks at beard* ... HOW THE HELL DID I GET THIS?
Bob: You magically grew it when you started walking on the water.
Gerard: Oh.
Ray: I'm tired... *Drops to the ground, starts snoring*
Frank: *Gone*
Bob: *Eating Grass* Moo.
Gerard: *Shaving*
Mikey: *Doing Yoga*
The End.
This is how the MCR Bible was created.
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That was lame. I'm sorry
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Blood__Lust
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 139 | August 22nd, 2007 at 12:16am XDDDDD That was the funniest thing I have EVER read!!! Did anyone like mine? The edited version I mean. No one commented. =(
PAGE CLAIM!!!! XP |
