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kaitlyn.
Demolition Lover
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 16893 | September 10th, 2007 at 12:41am
o pg claim! i name it.......sexy fro babies! |
CarcinogenCrush
Jazz Hands
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 358 | September 10th, 2007 at 02:48am In that third one, I feel so bad for poor Bob.  |
Bleeding; Juliet
Motor Baby
Age: 30
Gender: -
Posts: 805 | September 16th, 2007 at 07:29pm Loserface.:I'm not okay.
Gerard: I am the master of the wicket.
(Jock runs up to tackle Gerard)
Gerard: (Smacks guy with the crocet mallet)
Marc: WTF!? CUT!
Gerard: Sorry, it was a nervous reaction!
Jock: (Lying on the gorund writhing in pain) It huuuurts! Oh god! Medic!
Frank: (Runs in and throws sandwhich at the jock) Muahah!
Marc: Bad time Frank! >_>
i am gasping for air god that was funny
!!!!!!!!1 |
Bleeding; Juliet
Motor Baby
Age: 30
Gender: -
Posts: 805 | September 16th, 2007 at 07:31pm Loserface.:I'm not okay.
Gerard: I am the master of the wicket.
(Jock runs up to tackle Gerard)
Gerard: (Smacks guy with the crocet mallet)
Marc: WTF!? CUT!
Gerard: Sorry, it was a nervous reaction!
Jock: (Lying on the gorund writhing in pain) It huuuurts! Oh god! Medic!
Frank: (Runs in and throws sandwhich at the jock) Muahah!
Marc: Bad time Frank! >_> |
Bleeding; Juliet
Motor Baby
Age: 30
Gender: -
Posts: 805 | September 16th, 2007 at 07:32pm sorry i didnt meean to repost i hit the back button and i forgot i already posted! |
Sweet revenge.Xo
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 136 | September 19th, 2007 at 10:20am |
ain't got no soul.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 3449 | September 26th, 2007 at 01:58am *INO Set... Final Scene, The Whole Fighting Thing*
*Jocks walk down hallway*
Jock: This is gonna kick assss *Lisp*.
*Gerard and boys walk down hallway*
Gerard: PREPARE FOR GLORY.
Bob: TONIGHT.. WE DINE IN-
Frank: The Cafeteria...
Bob: SHUTTUP! *Smacks Frank*
Frank: OW!
Mikey: Why aren't we in our Spartan Suits?
Ray: ... Dude, you are totally right. *Strips Down and gets into suit*
*The Boys Follow*
Mikey: EWWW. I DON'T HAVE A NICE BODY.
*Gerard Checks Out Frank*
Frank: I'M NOT FAT!
Gerard: *Snicker*
*Gerard Brandishes Sword*
Marc: Okay... ACTION!
*They meet in the main room*
Jock: THIS IS SOMEHIGHSCHOOL!
Gerard: Psch. THIS. IS. SPARTA! *Kicks Boy into a well that appears from nowhere*
Jock: Noooooooooooo, Adrienne!!!!!!!
Mikey: WTF.
*Boxer's wife appears from nowhere and jumps into the well*
Adreinne: PANCAAAAAAKKKESSS.
*Bob is poking his pudge*
*Awkward Silence*
Marc: Cut?
Mikey: I like being half naked... It suits me.
*Gerard looks at Mikey, who is clad in a suit that is MUCH too big for him*
*Frank looks at Gerard*
Frank: Really compliments the curves....
Bob: *Continues poking pudge*
Gerard: Lets go swimming...
Ray: NEKKED!
Frank: YES!
Bob: No... Just-
Mikey: MOOOO!
Ray: .....
Gerard: TO THE SWIMMING POOL!
*Everybody runs to the swimming pool, leaving Bob*
Bob: Huh? Oh well... *Continues Poking Pudge*
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I'm lame. |
Skittles.Vampire.
Joining The Black Parade
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 214 | September 29th, 2007 at 03:39am |
Dangerously Kelly.
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 1509 | October 8th, 2007 at 01:49am holy cheese!
I haven't been on here [this thread, and INO] for a really] long time.
These are still great though! |
tabitha
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 45
Gender: Female
Posts: 1831 | October 8th, 2007 at 02:16am Oh. My. God. All I can think of is the guys at Dragon*Con who were the 300...Pounds guys. KFC buckets for helmets and pizza boxes for shields. (mental picture of Bob with that group) |
tabitha
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 45
Gender: Female
Posts: 1831 | October 8th, 2007 at 02:16am ignore |
Smashed Pumpkin
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 2961 | October 8th, 2007 at 01:05pm The Headhumper.:Bob: Huh? Oh well... *Continues Poking Pudge*
Niiice. |
p a n d a_xx
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 2123 | November 16th, 2007 at 12:11pm :]
All so funny <3 |
bullets are hailing.
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 438 | November 21st, 2007 at 12:12am okay, this isn't really good.
After Finishing "Helena":
Frank: I wanna go in the coffin!
Ray: No.
Frank:Yes!
Ray:No!
Frank:Yes!
Ray:Yes.
Frank:No! Wait, God dammit!
Ray: Ha.
Frank: Look over there Ray! Gerard is trying to go in that other coffin!
Ray: WTF!? *Runs over to wherever Gerard is*
Frank: Ha! Sucker..... *climbs in coffin*
Gerard: Hey, where's frank?
Frank: Uh oh. *closes coffin*
Ray Comes back
Ray: Frank,there was no other coffin! Hey where's Frank?
Gerard: I have no idea.
Mikey: Maybe he's in the bathroom
Frank: (in coffin) hahaha! they'll never find me!
Later that night
Gerard: It was great that the fans helped make the video.
Mikey: I know.
Ray: But I can't help but think that we forgot something.......
Meanwhile......
Frank: Hello? Ray? Gerard? Mikey? Bob? I'm still in the coffin! Marc? Tracy? ANYBODY?
yes, i know it sucks |
bullets are hailing.
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 438 | November 21st, 2007 at 06:18am Salty Eyes:Teenagers.
Marc: 'Okay guys, whats gonna happen is you'll be playing and all that when the Teenagers will eventually come in and start rioting and attack you guys. Any ques-'
Mikey: :) *Raises hand*
Marc: 'Mikey if this is about the wardrobe choices, i've told you repeatedly, no we are not going to let you dress as cheerleaders too.'
Mikey: *Slowly puts down hand* :(
Marc: 'Great so now we ca-'
Frank: 'So why are they attacking us?'
Marc: 'Because they just are.'
Frank: 'Did we do anything to them?'
Marc: 'No.'
Frank: 'Thats messed up.. we didn't do anything to them and they try to kill us?'
Marc: 'They just don't like you! Okay?!'
Frank: :'( *Sniff* 'I-i'll be in m-my trailer...' *Runs off crying*
Ray: 'We don't have a trailer!'
Frank: *Stops* 'I'll be in the cafeteria then! The pudding understands me!'
Marc: 'Um? We good? Ok-'
Gerard: 'Um.. what does the T on my jacket stand for?'
Bob: 'Uh.. Teabag? Tomato? Toro?'
Ray: :D
Marc: 'It stands for Teenagers. Okay?! Geez..'
Ray: :(
Marc: 'Alright now if there are no more inter-'
Bob: 'Um.. question.'
Marc: 'WHAT?! OH MY GOD WHAT IS IT NOW?!'
Bob: 'Um.. w-wheres the bathroom?'
Marc: 'God damn i-'
Gerard: 'Whats the T stand for again?'
Marc: *Twitch*
AFTER MANY LOUD OBSCENITIES AND THROWING FROM MARC, THE GUYS WERE READY TO START THE CLIP.
Marc: 'Action!'
Teenagers: *Bashing up against lock doors*
Marc: 'Nnnnow! Release the locks!'
Teenagers: *Bust in*
Mikey: *Squeals and presses a large red button on his guitar*
Teenagers: *Are attacked by guard dogs* 'MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL AGNSTY HAIR!' D:
Marc: 'Cut! Mikey! Wtf?'
Mikey: 'Pfft! Like i'm about to let a bunch of Teenagers maul me. I had to install the security system to protect our beautiful selves!'
Marc: 'This is insane! Bob, tell Mikey he's wrong!'
Bob: *Swatting at a bee* 'Leave! Me! Aloooooone! Aaaahhhhh!'
Marc: >_>
AFTER ALL SHARP OBJECTS WERE REMOVED FROM MARC'S VICINITY THE BOYS WERE READY TO ROLL... AGAIN
Marc: *Walks in with a cage with chains on it*
Gerard: 'What the hell is that?!' O_O
Marc: 'The cheerleaders of course!' :D
Gerard: 'Is this really ne-'
Marc: 'Release the cheerleaders!' *Cage pops open*
Cheerleaders: *Snarl* 'OHMYGAWD EETZZ GERALLD WAAAAYNE!111!!one' *All jump on Gerard*
Ray: 'Uh.. is he gona be okay?'
Frank: 'Yeah he'll be fine, the cheerleaders have had their shots'
Gerard: 'WOLRD OF PAIN! OH GOD! MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL ANGSTY HAIR!' D:
Cheerleaders: 'OMGZZ! LETZ SEE IF HIS P33N IS AS BIG AS PEETAR WENTZZ'S!!111' *Insert ouchie noises here*
Mikey: *Cringe* 'Ooh... thats gonna need stitches.. and therapy.'
Bob: 'Walks in covered in bee stings* 'What did i miss?'
Marc: 'This is insane! This is madness!'
Gerard: *Gets up, covered in bruises and torn clothes* 'Madess?'
Marc: O_O
Gerard: 'THIS IS HIGHSCHOOL!' *Kick*
Marc: *Falls into crowd of rioting Teenagers*
Ray: 'No more 300 for you!'
Gerard: :'( 'I'll be in the trailer!'
Bob: 'We don't have a trailer!'
Gerard: 'I'll be hiding in a locker then!' *Runs off and climbs in locker*
Frank: "Oh... hi Gerard.' ;D
Gerard: ;D
THE END. NO PORNFIC FOR YOU.
this made me laugh so hard! |
mr.ross
Jazz Hands
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 347 | November 24th, 2007 at 04:14am On the set of Famous last Words.
Bob: *pointing to fire things* Are you sure these are really safe.
Frank: Oh yeah, they're safe. I'm sure.
Gerard: *walks in carrying a bag*I got the marshmelows!
Frank: Yess!
Bob: I'm going to leave no-*falls over Mikey's outstrected leg and breaks wrist*
Mikey: Ooooops....  *goes back to Being a Famous Brother:For Dummies*
Gerard: What a loser.
Frank: Psh, yeah.
Frank: *drops stick into the fire* shit!
Gerard: Oh, don't worry, I got it.*reaches into the fire*
Bob: *gets up from the ground*And he calls me an loser. *kicks Gerard into the fire*
Frank: Bob! *starts crying*
Director:Okay, we're ready to start sho-,*sees Frank Crying , Gerard doing the stop, drop, and roll dance, and Bob examining his broken wrist*MIKEY!!!!!!! 
Mikey: *Whistles and walks away eating a blackened marshmellow* mmm cajun! Good Job Frank!
This is exactally how they got all the burns and Bob's broken wrist. Don't let anyone tell you different  |
mr.ross
Jazz Hands
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 347 | November 26th, 2007 at 02:44am bullets_are_hailing:Salty Eyes:Teenagers.
Marc: 'Okay guys, whats gonna happen is you'll be playing and all that when the Teenagers will eventually come in and start rioting and attack you guys. Any ques-'
Mikey: :) *Raises hand*
Marc: 'Mikey if this is about the wardrobe choices, i've told you repeatedly, no we are not going to let you dress as cheerleaders too.'
Mikey: *Slowly puts down hand* :(
Marc: 'Great so now we ca-'
Frank: 'So why are they attacking us?'
Marc: 'Because they just are.'
Frank: 'Did we do anything to them?'
Marc: 'No.'
Frank: 'Thats messed up.. we didn't do anything to them and they try to kill us?'
Marc: 'They just don't like you! Okay?!'
Frank: :'( *Sniff* 'I-i'll be in m-my trailer...' *Runs off crying*
Ray: 'We don't have a trailer!'
Frank: *Stops* 'I'll be in the cafeteria then! The pudding understands me!'
Marc: 'Um? We good? Ok-'
Gerard: 'Um.. what does the T on my jacket stand for?'
Bob: 'Uh.. Teabag? Tomato? Toro?'
Ray: :D
Marc: 'It stands for Teenagers. Okay?! Geez..'
Ray: :(
Marc: 'Alright now if there are no more inter-'
Bob: 'Um.. question.'
Marc: 'WHAT?! OH MY GOD WHAT IS IT NOW?!'
Bob: 'Um.. w-wheres the bathroom?'
Marc: 'God damn i-'
Gerard: 'Whats the T stand for again?'
Marc: *Twitch*
AFTER MANY LOUD OBSCENITIES AND THROWING FROM MARC, THE GUYS WERE READY TO START THE CLIP.
Marc: 'Action!'
Teenagers: *Bashing up against lock doors*
Marc: 'Nnnnow! Release the locks!'
Teenagers: *Bust in*
Mikey: *Squeals and presses a large red button on his guitar*
Teenagers: *Are attacked by guard dogs* 'MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL AGNSTY HAIR!' D:
Marc: 'Cut! Mikey! Wtf?'
Mikey: 'Pfft! Like i'm about to let a bunch of Teenagers maul me. I had to install the security system to protect our beautiful selves!'
Marc: 'This is insane! Bob, tell Mikey he's wrong!'
Bob: *Swatting at a bee* 'Leave! Me! Aloooooone! Aaaahhhhh!'
Marc: >_>
AFTER ALL SHARP OBJECTS WERE REMOVED FROM MARC'S VICINITY THE BOYS WERE READY TO ROLL... AGAIN
Marc: *Walks in with a cage with chains on it*
Gerard: 'What the hell is that?!' O_O
Marc: 'The cheerleaders of course!' :D
Gerard: 'Is this really ne-'
Marc: 'Release the cheerleaders!' *Cage pops open*
Cheerleaders: *Snarl* 'OHMYGAWD EETZZ GERALLD WAAAAYNE!111!!one' *All jump on Gerard*
Ray: 'Uh.. is he gona be okay?'
Frank: 'Yeah he'll be fine, the cheerleaders have had their shots'
Gerard: 'WOLRD OF PAIN! OH GOD! MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL ANGSTY HAIR!' D:
Cheerleaders: 'OMGZZ! LETZ SEE IF HIS P33N IS AS BIG AS PEETAR WENTZZ'S!!111' *Insert ouchie noises here*
Mikey: *Cringe* 'Ooh... thats gonna need stitches.. and therapy.'
Bob: 'Walks in covered in bee stings* 'What did i miss?'
Marc: 'This is insane! This is madness!'
Gerard: *Gets up, covered in bruises and torn clothes* 'Madess?'
Marc: O_O
Gerard: 'THIS IS HIGHSCHOOL!' *Kick*
Marc: *Falls into crowd of rioting Teenagers*
Ray: 'No more 300 for you!'
Gerard: :'( 'I'll be in the trailer!'
Bob: 'We don't have a trailer!'
Gerard: 'I'll be hiding in a locker then!' *Runs off and climbs in locker*
Frank: "Oh... hi Gerard.' ;D
Gerard: ;D
THE END. NO PORNFIC FOR YOU.
this made me laugh so hard!
Omg. What does the the T stand for again? Did you do that on purpose, right when he was about to say god damn it he didn't say the "T" or am I going crazy.... anyways, AMAZING! |
Harlequinn
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 2704 | November 26th, 2007 at 05:26am ohh jeez these are sooo funny!! still love that first one tho haha |
the sharpest lives.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 8710 | November 26th, 2007 at 06:34am |
Patrick Martin Stump
Motor Baby
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 898 | March 25th, 2008 at 07:35pm *GOY Video*
Mikey: Why do I have to die?
Gerard: Cuz I said so?
Mikey: Who made you the boss?
Gerard: I came out of Mommy's tummy first and therefore I'm the boss! |
