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Bellacide
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 13337 | August 22nd, 2007 at 12:35am
^^^^  |
ashleyy toro.
Banned
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Posts: 6402 | August 22nd, 2007 at 01:00am haha these are so funny |
Blood__Lust
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 139 | August 23rd, 2007 at 08:17pm I'm making this up as I go, okay? Tell me if you like it.
Ray: You like DnD, harry houdini and audrey hepburn, you can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it, you're never gonna make it.
Mikey: ha ha, loser.
Gerard: *looks around* WHO TOLD YOU?!?!
okay...that sucked. xD |
not so pretty.
In The Murder Scene
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 22895 | August 23rd, 2007 at 08:27pm XD these are all so funny "Haha, loser." Mikey's so mean to Gerard.^^ |
Blood__Lust
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 139 | August 23rd, 2007 at 08:33pm ^^ Thaks! |
daniel radcliffe.
In a Bullet's Embrace
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 55644 | August 24th, 2007 at 08:13am These are all great. |
XxDead DivaxX
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 1698 | September 1st, 2007 at 12:05am Yo! Wazzup! I'm new to the thread!
*After the making of Helana*
F: Can I go in the coffin please?
R No.
F: Please?
R: No.
F: Pretty please?
R: No. *begins to drag Frank away from the coffin*
F: BUT I WANNA GO IN THE COFFIN! *grips on to the coffin*
R: Frank I swear, sometimes I think you are a 26 year old with the mind of a 4 year old.
F: I SHALL GET INTO THE COFFIN IF IT'S TE LAST THING I DO!!!! Oh and by the way Ray, I hear there is a 75% off sale on hair care supplies.
R: OMG NO WAY!!! WHERE IS IT HAPPENING!?!?!?
F: Ummm...the sale is in....uh...TOKYO! Which is located in the state of...KANSAS!
R:I'M SO THERE! *runs off to catch a flight to Kansas*
F: VICTORY! *plunges into the coffin*
*five minutes later*
R: FRANK!!!!!!!!! THERE WAS NO SALE ON HAIR CARE SUPPLIES!!!! AND TOKYO IS NOT IN KANSAS!!!! Frank? Frrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaank?! FRANKIE!!!!! Yo, Mikey, you seen Frank?
M: Can't say that I have man.
R: What about you Bob?
B: Nope.
R: Where's Gee, has he seen Frank.
M: Oh, he went on a quick trip to Tokyo, Kansas for the hair care sale.
R:.......
B: Oh, here he comes.
R: YO! GEE! HAVE YOU SEEN FRANK?!
G: Yeah I have. He went in the coffin.
R: WHAT?!?!?!?!
F: *walks by thr rest of the dudes with his eyes all twitchy*
G: Whoa, Frank, you okay?
F: *twitch twitch*  *twich twich*
B: Why? What happened? Did you see something?
F: *twitch twitch* Mmm-Hmm *twitch twich*
M: What was it.
F: Well, did you know Ray keeps his...
R: *slow motion* Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooh!!! *tackles Frank*
M: Okay, this is getting wierd.
G: I want pancakes.
B: WAFFLES TOTALLY PWN PANCAKES!!!
G: NO WAY!!!
*Bob and Gee get into slap fight*
F: WHOO! CAT FIGHT!
R: Ahhhh, my secret is safe once more.
FIN!
That was total crap! |
Bayonetta.
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 1445 | September 1st, 2007 at 09:39am Teenagers.
Marc: 'Okay guys, whats gonna happen is you'll be playing and all that when the Teenagers will eventually come in and start rioting and attack you guys. Any ques-'
Mikey: :) *Raises hand*
Marc: 'Mikey if this is about the wardrobe choices, i've told you repeatedly, no we are not going to let you dress as cheerleaders too.'
Mikey: *Slowly puts down hand* :(
Marc: 'Great so now we ca-'
Frank: 'So why are they attacking us?'
Marc: 'Because they just are.'
Frank: 'Did we do anything to them?'
Marc: 'No.'
Frank: 'Thats messed up.. we didn't do anything to them and they try to kill us?'
Marc: 'They just don't like you! Okay?!'
Frank: :'( *Sniff* 'I-i'll be in m-my trailer...' *Runs off crying*
Ray: 'We don't have a trailer!'
Frank: *Stops* 'I'll be in the cafeteria then! The pudding understands me!'
Marc: 'Um? We good? Ok-'
Gerard: 'Um.. what does the T on my jacket stand for?'
Bob: 'Uh.. Teabag? Tomato? Toro?'
Ray: :D
Marc: 'It stands for Teenagers. Okay?! Geez..'
Ray: :(
Marc: 'Alright now if there are no more inter-'
Bob: 'Um.. question.'
Marc: 'WHAT?! OH MY GOD WHAT IS IT NOW?!'
Bob: 'Um.. w-wheres the bathroom?'
Marc: 'God damn i-'
Gerard: 'Whats the T stand for again?'
Marc: *Twitch*
AFTER MANY LOUD OBSCENITIES AND THROWING FROM MARC, THE GUYS WERE READY TO START THE CLIP.
Marc: 'Action!'
Teenagers: *Bashing up against lock doors*
Marc: 'Nnnnow! Release the locks!'
Teenagers: *Bust in*
Mikey: *Squeals and presses a large red button on his guitar*
Teenagers: *Are attacked by guard dogs* 'MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL AGNSTY HAIR!' D:
Marc: 'Cut! Mikey! Wtf?'
Mikey: 'Pfft! Like i'm about to let a bunch of Teenagers maul me. I had to install the security system to protect our beautiful selves!'
Marc: 'This is insane! Bob, tell Mikey he's wrong!'
Bob: *Swatting at a bee* 'Leave! Me! Aloooooone! Aaaahhhhh!'
Marc: >_>
AFTER ALL SHARP OBJECTS WERE REMOVED FROM MARC'S VICINITY THE BOYS WERE READY TO ROLL... AGAIN
Marc: *Walks in with a cage with chains on it*
Gerard: 'What the hell is that?!' O_O
Marc: 'The cheerleaders of course!' :D
Gerard: 'Is this really ne-'
Marc: 'Release the cheerleaders!' *Cage pops open*
Cheerleaders: *Snarl* 'OHMYGAWD EETZZ GERALLD WAAAAYNE!111!!one' *All jump on Gerard*
Ray: 'Uh.. is he gona be okay?'
Frank: 'Yeah he'll be fine, the cheerleaders have had their shots'
Gerard: 'WOLRD OF PAIN! OH GOD! MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL ANGSTY HAIR!' D:
Cheerleaders: 'OMGZZ! LETZ SEE IF HIS P33N IS AS BIG AS PEETAR WENTZZ'S!!111' *Insert ouchie noises here*
Mikey: *Cringe* 'Ooh... thats gonna need stitches.. and therapy.'
Bob: 'Walks in covered in bee stings* 'What did i miss?'
Marc: 'This is insane! This is madness!'
Gerard: *Gets up, covered in bruises and torn clothes* 'Madess?'
Marc: O_O
Gerard: 'THIS IS HIGHSCHOOL!' *Kick*
Marc: *Falls into crowd of rioting Teenagers*
Ray: 'No more 300 for you!'
Gerard: :'( 'I'll be in the trailer!'
Bob: 'We don't have a trailer!'
Gerard: 'I'll be hiding in a locker then!' *Runs off and climbs in locker*
Frank: "Oh... hi Gerard.' ;D
Gerard: ;D
THE END. NO PORNFIC FOR YOU. |
Jesserz
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 2616 | September 1st, 2007 at 12:20pm *At video premiere for INO vid*
Gerard: 'Hey... You took out "I am the master of the wicket"! Why?!'
Marc: '...Because you're not?'
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*The real reason Gerard's eye's are wide open at the end of GOY*
Gerard: 'Starbucks... IS SHUTTING DOWN?!  ' |
Smashed Pumpkin
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 2961 | September 1st, 2007 at 04:56pm Loserface, that was hilarious. |
xXIero.ticXx
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 498 | September 1st, 2007 at 05:47pm ohmyFrank that was hilarious, loserface...heehehehe....
"WORLD OF PAIN!" rofl. |
Bayonetta.
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 1445 | September 8th, 2007 at 08:40am Aaawh, thanks guys! If i get anymore sparks of creativity flying, i'll be sure to drop a outtake in here. n__n |
Butters
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2042 | September 8th, 2007 at 08:45am Loserface, I was laughing at yours through the whole thing! my parents were kinda looking at me strange though....LOL |
Skittles.Vampire.
Joining The Black Parade
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 214 | September 8th, 2007 at 01:18pm loserface, that was so f.ucking hilarious |
The Original Bob.
Demolition Lover
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 16672 | September 8th, 2007 at 01:56pm loserface that was so good. |
dear time traveler
Motor Baby
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 891 | September 8th, 2007 at 03:27pm "MY BEAUTIFUL ANGSTY HAIR!" D:
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Agent J
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 114 | September 8th, 2007 at 06:38pm Okay, here it goes:
The Ghost Of You
Mikey: (Gets shot) ARRGGHHH!!!!
Mark: Mikey, your acting's great!
Mikey: No! This thing actually had a bullet in it! I'm bleeding...Ray...help...
Ray: Okay, here we go...(pulls out bullet from Mikey's chest).
Mikey: AUGHHH!!! Don't just remove the bullet like that!!!
Ray: Oh, right. Sorry (shoves bullet back into Mikey's chest).
Mikey: AGHHHHH!!! I'm dying!!! No...My life is flashing before me...I...(Mikey dies)
Frank: Uh, Gerard, it looks like Mikey died.
Gerard: Oh, god, the fans are gonna be disappointed. Our popularity's gonna go down in an instant...
Frank: What should we do?
Gerard: I've got an idea.
A couple days later...
Fans: Where's Mikey?
Gerard: Well, uh, you see...uh...Mikey got killed...I mean married, and he, er...will never return to this world, that is...uh...he will be taking a very long hiatius for his funeral, I mean, er...honeymoon...Yeah, that's it. |
XxDead DivaxX
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 1698 | September 8th, 2007 at 07:25pm ^ ^ |
Veeolin
Jazz Hands
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 315 | September 9th, 2007 at 02:55am xD |
kaitlyn.
Demolition Lover
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 16893 | September 10th, 2007 at 12:41am i luv these! |
