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Billie Joe.
Crash Queen
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 30939 | June 12th, 2010 at 07:15am
I'm in love with him, and he's in love with our ex-classmate. FML |
Dear Tokyo...
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 2000 | June 14th, 2010 at 01:55am Today, I asked a man if I could see a map of Korea. Apparently, my pronunciation of the phrase "Hangeuk chiro" is a little too similar to "Hangeuk shiro" which means "I hate Korea." Now the shopkeeper downstairs is royally pissed at me for hating his country. FML. |
Easy Tiger!
Killjoy
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 46 | June 15th, 2010 at 08:40am I wrote the totally wrong thing about the film industry in my A-Level Media Studies exam today, the question was worth 45 marks out of 90. FML. |
hunteri heroici.
Always Born a Crime
Age: 30
Gender: -
Posts: 6926 | June 15th, 2010 at 02:55pm My professor is hitting on me.
FML. D: |
DeWitt.
Crash Queen
Age: 31
Gender: -
Posts: 31119 | June 16th, 2010 at 01:13pm I might have failed a math exam that's worth 50% of my grade. FMLFMLFML |
Richey Edwards.
Demolition Lover
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 16507 | June 18th, 2010 at 11:33am Today, without thinking, I agreed to take part in a play at church. Now that I actually think about it, I really ont want to, I cant back out...FML |
skeleton00x
Jazz Hands
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 281 | June 18th, 2010 at 01:52pm my boyfriend is leaving for a week.
no contact whatsoever the whole time, i'm going to go fucking insane.
fml. |
Richey Edwards.
Demolition Lover
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 16507 | June 26th, 2010 at 12:05pm today, there is a convicted killer loose in my county, only a few minutes from where I live...FML |
Heart Attack.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2274 | June 26th, 2010 at 03:58pm Today I decided to go on an extra long run around town, and my ipod died about 10 minutes into. FML |
Happy in the rain
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2911 | June 26th, 2010 at 04:27pm Today, i forgot to ask my dad to exchange some pounds to euros for me so I can buy my breakfast lunch and dinner when I'm in Bruge on Monday. The banks, post offices and shops are all closed tomorrow and I leave school at 5:30 AM on monday to get to Bruge, so I can't get any money exchanged before I leave. FML |
Heart Attack.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2274 | July 3rd, 2010 at 02:22pm My friends and I were drunk, and when I was getting into the back of one of their cars, he didn't know I wasn't in yet and started driving and ran over my foot. FML |
poetic tragedy.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 14806 | July 4th, 2010 at 02:45pm today, i realized that i may never see him again. FML. |
Kurt Coboner.
In the Cannibal Glow
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 51104 | July 5th, 2010 at 04:59pm on wednesday i have to get 5 teeth pulled . 4 wisdom teeth and one baby tooth . then they're going to drag my adult tooth down a week later . FML . |
Amy Farrah Fowler
In The Murder Scene
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 21121 | July 6th, 2010 at 08:11pm I'll probably never ride a horse on a weekly basis again.
I'll most likely be alone again tomorrow.
I'm finding more and more reasons why I need money and no more ways of making it. |
poetic tragedy.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 14806 | July 8th, 2010 at 06:38am i'm a wuss. FML. |
Stark
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 11095 | July 8th, 2010 at 01:22pm I'm 100% sure I've failed my exams. FML. |
out of use.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 9168 | July 8th, 2010 at 01:45pm Today I realised I am incapable of not fucking up when my life is going good. Ahhh self sabotage. Fml. |
hunteri heroici.
Always Born a Crime
Age: 30
Gender: -
Posts: 6926 | July 8th, 2010 at 05:44pm I look so awful, yet got on webcam just for her, FML. |
Richey Edwards.
Demolition Lover
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 16507 | July 8th, 2010 at 06:22pm today, I did something terrible, but I dont regret it...FML |
Amy Farrah Fowler
In The Murder Scene
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 21121 | July 14th, 2010 at 03:39pm I didn't the job at Build-a-Bear. FML |
