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lanee.
In The Murder Scene
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 21448 | March 16th, 2009 at 09:43am
Today, I went out in my pajamas for a smoke and didn't realize that the door locked behind me when I went outside. I had no keys and nobody was home. FML. |
medea.
In The Murder Scene
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 20882 | March 16th, 2009 at 12:59pm Today, I got up at 9:00 AM, exactly the time my tennis practice started. I proceeded to go to practice 20 minutes late, and then had to run suicides for my tardiness. FML. |
dirty love.
In The Murder Scene
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 23925 | March 16th, 2009 at 01:55pm Today, I had a five hour exam. I have another five hours of it next week. FML. |
Fatatio
Bulletproof Heart
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 26349 | March 16th, 2009 at 02:56pm today, i really fighted with my history teacher for my aswear sheet.FML |
Artbreaker
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 3255 | March 16th, 2009 at 04:15pm Today I hit my friend's girlfriend with a door. This was the frist time we've spoken. FML |
doctor.
In The Murder Scene
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 23302 | March 16th, 2009 at 06:24pm
Today a six year old child asked if I was a boy or a girl and then laughed in my face when she found out. FML.
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playground eyes.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 14066 | March 16th, 2009 at 10:55pm today, i'm sick, i'm on my period (with PMS  ), and i have a maths test in the first lesson of the day. fml. |
Gerard Way.
In the Cannibal Glow
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 53288 | March 17th, 2009 at 02:32am Today, when we're walking past our favourite restaurant, I said to my best friend "I miss this place, we had a very good time the last time we're here. Maybe we should come here again sometime" and my friend looked at me and said "I was here yesterday with other people". FML |
Cigarettes And Suicide
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 37
Gender: Female
Posts: 1725 | March 17th, 2009 at 04:01am Today, I spent over $300 and got pretty much jack-all (groceries, a new baby gate for Emily's room and a couple of other necessities). FML. |
Incognito.
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 1209 | March 17th, 2009 at 04:13am Today i ate waay to much chocoalte and blew my wages on redbull.FML |
heartstrings.
Demolition Lover
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 18470 | March 17th, 2009 at 11:14pm
Today I need to finish three essays, an analysis on JFK, and a rough draft for my writing class - procrastination is a no-no. FML.
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filthy hands.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 8403 | March 18th, 2009 at 02:09am Today, i was at my best friend's house and we were both texting my boyfriend joking around. the texts got kind of dirty. she didn't empty her phone and her mom took it and saw the texts and asked about them. Now we're scared of getting caught. FML.
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Lounge Fly
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Posts: 1061 | March 18th, 2009 at 03:35am Today I bought a new guitar amp for $500, then I realised that I'm jobless, down to my last $20 and I don't get any cash from my parents for two weeks. FML. |
sherlock!
Crash Queen
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 30830 | March 19th, 2009 at 04:52am today I was so excited to go out to the mall, on the first day of summer.
Then I found out we were shopping for tablecloths. FML. |
Incognito.
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 1209 | March 19th, 2009 at 04:58am Today i found out My Boyfriend (kindof) is screwing me over with my friend.FML |
playground eyes.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 14066 | March 19th, 2009 at 07:56am today, i was having a slight disagreement with my brother when my ~friend randomly butted into it and took my brother's side, yelling at me that i was a lazy piece of sh*t and a douchebag, for no particular reason. fml. |
Nouf Skd
Demolition Lover
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 16334 | March 19th, 2009 at 07:58am
I just got virus into my computer trying to download a movie. FML
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deja entendu.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 3405 | March 19th, 2009 at 08:27am i've already binged twice today and it's 12:28. FML. |
Gerard Way.
In the Cannibal Glow
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 53288 | March 19th, 2009 at 08:39am Today, my friend mentioned that my face reminded her of some guy she knows. I asked her, "Well, is he handsome?" and she quickly blurted, "Oh no no no, he's ugly." FML. |
joni.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 30
Gender: -
Posts: 7747 | March 19th, 2009 at 12:23pm Today, I found out that my boyfriend had sex with my ex-boyfriend's sister, who hates me anyways. I woke up this morning to her calling, cussing me out. fml. |
