Bad things that your teachers have done

Our deputy principal got fired for having child porn on his lap top. Only like last term.

My Chinese teacher used to hit kids over the head with textbooks... Not too hard, but still.

Oh and another year our Chinese textbooks were all photocopied cos she'd only bought one copy... And I mean, these things were massive!

My form tutor is hilarious!!
He's Scottish, gay and delusional. Everyone in the school loves him though.
He believes you should take time on work and get very little done. He sings to Abba and Madonna in class. He walks round flinging his hands round everywhere and he walks like a model. He also clicks at people, forgets names and leaves us sitting in the hall for 15 minutes after assembly when we're supposed to be the first people to leave. He's a chain smoker and smells badly of fags and has been known to play with himself in lessons.
Quite scary really but he has a good heart. Plus everyday you get the lovely image of him walking round in a dress and 6 inch heals clicking his fingers in a Z shape at people.

my 9th grade english teacher hated me, but she couldnt fail me because it would have looked weird seeing that I always had A's in english...so she failed my brother instead and tried to make in repeat the 9th grade

My teachers are pretty good. Except for the fact that they go way off topic and yell at us for making them forget.

And my bus driver (idk if it counts lol) would swear and say "STFU" well not the letters, but the actuall meaning of it.

I can't think of anything bad going on at my school.

My bio teacher is a little kreepy, though. My bio class is nothing but girls, except for one guy, and he is always calling us "Darling, Sweetie,...".
That stuff...it doesn't bother me, but it bothers a lot of other people.

my history teacher last year made practically everyone fail the history finals

When my science teacher was a student-teacher last year, some people said they caught him "playing with himself" during class.

O.O

My old science teacher dressed up as Santa last christmas and chucked candy canes at our heads.

he was awesome.

&Our old History teacher would touch girls boobs as they were leaning over him to ask questions.
XDDDDD
and he was like 70.
XDDDDDDDD

my 7th grade language arts teacher would look down girls shirts.

I don't know if this is a bad thing..
My physics teacher was so energetic when he's teaching..Maybe he's too hyper that he kept speaking without caring about the saliva..It came down from his mouth then he sucked it back..That's gross

When I was in fifth grade my teacher made this weird stranglehold at one of my classmates, but I don't know if she did it very hard or somethin'. no one never really liked that guy who she did it on, though. x)

Well.My ICT teacher looks up girls skirts.
My french teacher came into class once in his blazer coat thiny and then under that he wa wearing his pj top an as he walked in and shoved the door his breifcase fell open heres some of the embaressing content:
A paper bag from the chemist fell out then a pregnancy test fell out that bag.
A box of fags
3 tampons
...and finally...some furry pink lepard print handcuffs
I now am scared to go to french..

one of my teachers first explained the whole process of an partial-birth abortion. giving us every single detail (if you don't know what it is...be glad, it's pretty cruel, in my opinion..and I'm completely pro-choice...)

and then told us that there were prisions set up for clones, where they live in tiny cells until people come and kill them for their parts.

yea, we were like 8.

and he made me be an example of a child who was brought up only to be killed for my arm parts or something. I was basically crying by the end of the class.

to offset melyssa.:

Some teacher in my elementary school tied children to their chairs and put tape over their mouths, lmfao.
Luckily, I was already in 8th grade.

d00de, we still do that.
Every week before the walk-a-thon.
&& it wasn't a teacher,, but a lunch moniter called this 7th grader Scotty a smartass over the mic so everyone 4th-8th could hear it.
the whole room went "ohhhh" at the same exact time.

My music teacher
(Mr. Monahan) Hits us with penicils.